non-lucid

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Good morning! Back from my one week vacation, it was sweet. Although I almost never got more than 8 hours of sleep and the beds were hard as rock, so I didn't dream much. I did have two amusing nightly adventures, and one long LD. I think it lasted around twenty minutes, but it's hard to recall everything when all you did in the dream was sitting down.

Nightly Adventures
*I wake up and look at the glowing yellow light in the room infront of me where the TV is supposed to be. It turns red, and I know a bomb is going to go off. I jump over Monica and kneel down on the floor, trying to cover her up with my arms meanwhile trying drag her down to the floor with me. She wakes up, and I explain about the bomb about to go off. I soon realise I'm just hallucinating again.

*I wake up and see a small dwarf run from my side of the bed, to the end of it and to Monica's and then disappearing. I tell Monica who tells me to calm down. "Do you promise me there was no dwarf?" I tell her. "Yes, there was no dwarf" she says and I calm down.

Eating goldcoins and smoking crack with leprechauns MILD
I'm with an Asian girl, and she has not been blessed with a face that is pleasant to look upon. But that's all going to change because we're at some experimentation clinic. She goes with some scientists and I'm left waiting in a white room. She comes back, wearing a blue bikini. "Wow" I say as I watch her. Her body is so hot and I shower her with compliments. She's still shy though, and there are more work to be done. I look at her ass, it's got a few bumps in it.

She comes back after a while again and she's even hotter than before. I start talking dirty with her, and she gets very horny. I touch her a little bit to tease her. A scientist shows up and starts telling me about the technology they're using. Apparently it's faulty and something will go wrong.

I forget all about the girl and head outside to the nearby scrapyard. I see a bunch of boxes with tupperware in them, aswell as alot of appliances like coffee brewers and microwaves. I remember buying all those for my company, but never using them. I pick up a few blades for some slicer machine, they're all rusty.

My friend Jonas appears out of nowhere, and he's very excited about something. "We're splitting into teams!" he almost yells at me and people appear out of nowhere, running around. I remember being in the blue team before. Or was it the green? My old friend Ehrson shows up and I remember being in his team atleast so I stick with him. A few more people join our little group, and I look around me. I can hear some deep chanting behind me after turning around, exactly like Gandalf does it when they're trapped on the snowy mountain.

I turn around again, and Ehrson is standing with his arms outstretched. A leather tent slams down onto the ground, it's narrow but very long. There's still snow trapped underneath though. I try to remember the correct spell, and chant some jibberish. Fire shoots out from my hands and fills the entire tent, lifting it up a bit. The snow melts, and people put sticks under it to keep it upright. I use telekinesis to hold it in place, and play around with it as I watch the tent flap.

I sit down at a bench. By now I realise I'm dreaming. I look around me. I'm close to the end of the table, and at the end is a leprechaun in red and white stripes. Infront of me aswell, wearing green and with a big orange beard. Further down the table I see a witch of some sorts, and some normal guy not worth paying attention to. It's dawn out, but the sun hasn't risen yet. On the table, I find several big golden coins. I grab one and is amazed by its weight. "Wow, it's so heavy!" I tell the witch. She smiles at me as I put the coin in my mouth and chew it down.



We all start talking, and I tell them about a theory I have when it comes to dream vision. "You can't look straight at something, that will just make it blurry. Instead try to see it with your peripheral vision." I watch people at the table, and they're staring at me intently. Perhaps my theory isn't water proof... I lift the tent flap with some telekinesis and rabble on. After a while I grab another coin and take a bite out of it. This is great for stabilization! "The heavier the coins are, the harder they are to eat" the witch tells me as I grab another one and chew on it. I look at where the sun should be rising, and it's halfway up the horizon now.



The leprechauns starts to talk to me, and after a while the one in green brings out a glass pipe. It's got a small bowl in it, filled with some random drug. As I know I'm dreaming, I have no problem getting high. I grab the pipe and suck on it for what seems like an eternity, while lighting the drugs in it with a lighter. "You know that you can't get high in a dream anyways" I tell them, we all start to laugh. "You're already acting differently" the one in white and red tells me. We laugh some more before I settle down. I grab another coin and take a bite. It doesn't taste anything really, but all of a sudden I can feel drool dripping down my cheek. I try to ignore the feeling I just felt with my real body.

What were my dream tasks again? I can't seem to remember them, and after a while I give up trying, the first thing that pops into mind is having sex. I get up and intend to find a hot girl. But I wake up

Amount of sleep: 8 hours

Supplements: None

That's it! Pretty cool LD. Too bad I didn't have any more of them. Nice to be back!

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Good morning! Really wanted a big lucid last night in which I would wreak havoc on the enviroment with my dream weapon. Still had a lucid, but it was a bit weird and I lost lucidity.

00.20: Sleep

07.00: Fragment
*I'm up at our vacation cabin northern Sweden. Some woman wants to do some spiritual reading or whatever on me, and I agree to do it. I walk up to her table and she starts talking. At first it all sounds good. "Okay let's see here. You seem like a happy person" she says, but then it gets bad quickly. "There's something with you, oh my god! AAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEHHHH!" she gets sucked into another dimension or whatever with a flash. I wake up with a jerk.

07.00: Tiny WBTB

10.00: Fragments
*I'm playing some kind of strategy game and I'm about to show someone how it's done. I realise the enemy has already built all over the map and I restart the game.

*I'm in a house with some other people. One guy claims they found twenty green lizards and they're taking care of them. I spot two on the floor.

*I write down my dreams on a bun. I use a knife to carve the words in there.

10.00: Being famous and driving a car MILD
I'm in the middle of a big crowd with two other people of my age. We've just signed a big writer's contract. "Okay then, it's done" I say and start clapping my hands. People cheer and clap all around us. A few other older writers are there, and they lead the way out of the place. Paparazi start taking photos as we walk outside. A girl from my class is wearing a very revealing white and skin coloured dress and we talk for a while.

The dream skips. I'm on a highway, and my brother is behind me. The entire scene is blurry and dark. I visualize what's going on and what will happen more than actually experiencing it, but I haven't lost the dream. I start walking down the road, my little bro at my heels. I spot a red sports car and I get in. He gets in next to me and we take off. It doesn't have the horse power that I expect but after a while we're going pretty fast.

I lose lucidity, and my two sisters are in the car with us. A city appears infront of us and we drive under the biggest building I've seen in my life and in my dreams aswell. It's a huge sports arena, shaped like a white ball. I look up at the million white seats (somehow upside down) and marvel at it for a while.

10.00: Old house
I'm walking down a road, inspecting the road work. I arrive at the house I grew up in, and I keep on walking until I see my friend's old house. It's up on a steep hill, and I grab a donkey from nowhere and intend for it to take me up it. It takes a few steps with me on its back, but soon it turns around. I jump off and climb the hill myself. There's green poo all around me, and I step in some. At the house I knock on the door and an old man opens. I tell him about my friend who used to live there and I get to come in.

Some poo gets on his carpet, but he doesn't seem to notice. "What year is it?" I ask him. "2007" he tells me. I figure I must be twenty then. We walk into another room and I can see the real house my friend was living in. "That's where he lived before he lived in here" I tell the man, but he doesn't seem to care. He shows me some blue construction worker pants. "If you want, when you're twenty five. You can study for seven or eight years and move up" he tells me. I realise he's way too trusting, and would be easily fooled by some criminal if he just lets me in his house like that.

10.00: Wake up

Amount of sleep: 9½ hours

Supplements: 200 mg B6, 1 x Lucid Dreamer at WBTB

That's it! Going away for a week. Will write down my dreams if I get any cool ones. You kids behave while I'm gone.

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Good morning! Had a fucked up nightmare kinda dream last night. Got lucid in the end and well, read for yourselves. But let's just say I'm glad I woke up haha.

23.00: Sleep

05.10: Douche bro DILD
I'm in my mom's and dad's house. I'm about to play Magic the Gathering with my bro and a few other kids. I spend alot of time setting the decks up, but all of a sudden they start throwing cards around and my brother starts yelling at me, telling me what a waste of money and life it is to play that game. I get very upset and I rant about him being a douche to my mom. I try to yell but I'm so hoarse that I only get out a tiny whisper. It's very annoying and I keep getting angrier and angrier. I get lucid in the middle of it. That fucking DC asshole, I'll show him. I grab a big kitchen knife hanging on the wall, pissed off like never before. I start walking up the stairs towards his room.

05.10: Wake up

Amount of sleep: 6 hours

Supplements: None

That's it! Luckily I woke up haha. I was so mad at that "DC."

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Good morning! I didn't really recall much yesterday, but I had a funny Nightly Adventure in which I was looking for sticks under my pillows and I asked Monica to help me find them. Last night was a bit random, got more sleep than I use to get on weekdays, and so I had a few dreams.

20.45: Sleep

05.10: Dreams and frags
*I'm with my friend Eric, Felix and two guys from the UK. We're all drinking heavily and I've got two glass bottles with raspberry soda. I chug and I'm getting very drunk. "This will do for me" I say and sway a bit. We need to find our cabin and start walking. We end up near a lake and it looks amazing. It seems to be a garden around us. I spot a temple, and two girls kissing. We head up a small hill, and another couple is kissing, this time it's two guys. Some gay temple of sorts. We walk past a couple having sex to our left, and I spot a glass tank with small turtles in them. They snap at me when I try to pet them.

*I'm fishing and I can't catch any fish. Kristofer from work is there with me, he gives me some fishing advice. I accidentaly throw my lure into the weeds and when I pull it back, a black guy in a big, red, rubber ring appears. I've landed my lure in the middle of the ring and he looks very surprised that I caught him lurking in there.

*Watching some transvestite parade.

05.10: Wake up

Amount of sleep: 8 hours

Supplements: None

That's it!

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Good morning! I'm not sure if I should be pissed, or happy. Just woke up from the longest lucid dream I have ever had, but sadly I only recall two thirds of it... Had another LD after falling asleep aswell, and the dreams were very entertaining for me last night. Lots of recall, and four of my set tasks completed!

01.00: Sleep

06.00: Kicking some ass
I wake up in bed and someone's standing next to it. I freak out for a second before I recognise him, it's Fredrik from my old class. "Hey man!" he says and takes a big swig of beer. He's clearly very drunk. "What the fuck are you doing here?" I ask him. I can hear them partying up above, and figure he came from there. He sits down in a chair next to my bed and spills some beer. He lights a cigarette.

"Get out!" I tell him. He refuses to get up and burns my sheets. I grab the chair he's sitting in and throws it into a corner next to my sofa. "What the hell man?" he asks and kicks at me, hitting my balls. "Ouch! Get out!" I tell him and flex. He kicks me some more. "This is your last warning!" he kicks me again. I slam my elbow right in his face. Dropping him to the floor. I pummel the shit out of him with kicks, knees and elbows. After a while I grab him and throw him out of the apartment.

A minute later, the doorbell rings. I take a look in the peephole and I can see three guys standing outside of my door. I recognise atleast two of them as my brother's friend and one of his friend's older brother. I open the door and they want to come in. I invite them in and realise I have to talk my way out of this mess. "We want you to explain what happened" one of them tells me. My mom is in my apartment with a few kids now, and they're making alot of noise. We walk into a room and I'm trying to remember exactly why I kicked their friend's (or brother's) ass. The kids are still making alot of noise, and I can't remember properly.

06.00: Flying and falling MILD
I'm lucid, and have been for more than ten minutes already. I'm with two other people, one whom I think is my grandma and the other one is my friend Eric. As I have been using one super power already, telekinesis, I figure it's time to use another. "Let's fly!" I tell them and start to float. I grab Eric with telekinesis and make him fly aswell. My grandma seems to know what to do, but we're not ascending quickly. "Wow this is a stable lucid dream, I've been lucid for what, ten minutes now?" I ask my grandma. "About that yeah" she says. I remember my current task, to free fall.

I look down at the ground below, we're atleast 40 feet up. I let me and Eric go, and we start falling. "Wooohooo!" I say as we fall towards the ground. Just a few inches from the ground though, we're stopped by some invisible force. "God damnit" I say. Pretty cool though to have superpower survival instincts. I jump a bit and take off again. This time, I bring out a big rubber band, and fling it at my grandma while still holding it. It attaches itself to her, and I drag myself upwards. We fly upwards into darkness for a while.

The dream skips. I head through a door into a corridor. My three friends Eric, Felix and G are just behind me. It's like we've just come to a house up in the sky from flying. I spot the silhouette of two naked girls in a window. We all hoot a bit. I look around, we're in a living room. My friends take a seat in the couches and chairs and turns on the TV. I sit down in a corner. "Can someone turn on the light? This dream is so dark, and I'm afraid of losing it" I say. Felix flips a switch, making the room brighter.

I sit down in a couch and watch some TV. Eric starts talking some really random trash. I get up. "I don't feel like wasting my lucid, I'm out" I say and walk up to a window behind him which is open just a little bit. I throw myself out the small crack and free fall once again, but this time a pine tree is in the way. Several branches smack me in the face before I land on the ground head first.



I get up and check if I'm injured. My arms and my neck actually hurts. "Cool!" I say and turn around towards the house again. Two kids comes out from the back door. I wonder what I should do now, with so many tasks done. I remember the girls in the window. I give each kid a big smack in the head and they fall down, then head inside and close the door. I'm in a laundry room, and there are prison bars infront of me. I can see stairs behind them. I grab the bars and yell. "Johanna!" The dream begins to fade. I have no idea who that is.

06.00: Fragment
*I'm with my family on a big ranch. We're walking down a muddy path along two electric fences. I spot several big cows on the other side. Two farmers appear and they tell us this place is even bigger than we think.

09.00: Fragments
*I'm fishing with my brother. I catch a pike and reel it in. I soon catch another one. I try not to get entangled in all the weeds growing everywhere.

*I'm with my friends Jonas, Felix and G. We're fishing at the same place I was catching pike in a previous dream. I watch as Felix reels the lure in, and a big pike is following it. Just as it breaks the surface, the pike goes for the lure. The fish flies through the air, over the road we're standing on and into the sea on the other side. We all cheer and laugh our asses off. I spot a fish with an eye on its fin, it looks like a silvery salmon other than that. Jonas grabs a knife and tries to stab it, breaking a couple of sticks someone has put up when he fails.

09.00: The invading kids
I'm at a cabin by the woods. It's dark out, and my family is there with me. I spot something moving in the dark woods. We all run on the porch to the end and head behind a table that's on its side. "My face got all warm" my brother tells me. "I know I saw a car." All of a sudden, we hear an explosion and a blinding flare shoots out from the woods and hits our house. Its white light lights up the night. My dad appears, and I know we have to defend the house. I spot a rifle with a scope on it standing against the wall. My sister grabs a desert eagle and my dad some black army gun. "I want the rifle" I tell him and grab it.

I head down the stairs and as soon as I'm down, a girl comes rushing in through the glass door.



"Freeze! Hands in the air!" she yells at me, pointing a big rifle in my face. I aim at her but I can't just shoot a little girl. I let my rifle go and hold my hands up "Okay, I don't want to get hurt, I give up, ple..." I smack her weapon down on the ground and drop her with a legsweep. My mom shows up, she was in the room next to me. "Take care of her" I tell her and I take my foot off the gun and let my mom stand on it instead.

I can hear a shot go off and turn around. Her older brother, but not much, is shooting at me from outside. He's got a rotweiler barking by his side. I head behind a counter. "Where's the ammo?" I ask my mom. "I don't know" she tells me. The boy fires another shot and I respond with my own shot and reload with the spring. A solid feeling. I spot a box of golden ammo lying on a shelf, but it's in the middle of the corridor. I wait until the boy fires another shot before running towards it and stand behind a small pillar. Another shot is fired and I grab the box of ammo and head upstairs again. I tell my family about the kids.

09.00: Sexfest MILD
I'm watching some big ass orgie go on in a bed. There's a famous porn star there, and she's going at it in ridiculous speed. Like someone's fast forwarding a movie. All of a sudden, there's only my friend Eric and a girl ontop of him, myself and another girl left.

Spoiler for 18+:

I'm naked, and the girl starts sucking me off. It feels way too good though and I ask her to stop after a while. "Do you swallow?" I ask her. "No I don't, you have to come in my hands" she tells me. She gets off me and brings out a bag of red, plastic bag shutters.

Okay, this doesn't feel right. Does she intend to clip those over my balls? I check the time, it's the year 1998. Neither me nor Eric had girlfriends back then, cool. I wipe myself off a bit when I get lucid.

I figure what the hell, might aswell play along. "Alright, blow me" I tell the girl. "Hold on, what will you do for me?" she asks me. "Will you go down on me?" "No way I will, you're probably disgusting down there" I tell her. I can't believe a DC is refusing me! This has never happened before. After a bit of arguing, I agree to go down on her. "Do you promise?" she asks me. "Yes! I promise..." I tell her. She clearly knows I'm not going to do it, because I know it.

She keeps stalling, and I don't have that much time. "Okay then" she says and starts giving me head. Just as she begins, the dream begins to fade. I spiral down into darkness, but the feeling is still there, but vague. Soon I can't feel anything and wake up.

09.00: Escort to MTG shop
I'm with another guy, escorting him through a very grim looking city. A guard dressed in a formal suit appears. He salutes and marches on. "Some routine" I tell the other guy. I've got a black rifle in my hands. We head through a small alley and arrive at a square. Several people are there, most of them looks like bums, dressed in black and hoodies. The entire place feels like "Knockturn Alley" in Harry Potter. I head into a store which I know sells Magic the Gathering cards.

I can't find the deck I wanted to buy though and I head further into the store. A girl on a chair puts out her feet so that I almost trip. She giggles. "Do you have trouble seeing or what?" I ask her. She looks at me, and her right eye goes all red, and I can see laser coming out of it. She's trying to blind me. "Knock that shit out or I'll smack you" I tell her and grab her arm. "Don't fucking look at me" I say and let her go. I grab the decks I can find and ask the guy behind the cashier for the price.

"When will we play?" The guy I was escorting asks me. "Why not now? Anyone in here who wants to play a game?" I say out loud. A Chinese guy tells me he wants to play, and shows me a very rare card. It has all kinds of strange rules I don't recognise, and everything about the card is different. We listen for a while as he explains the rules, nothing makes any sense.

09.00: Wake up

Amount of sleep: 8 hours

Supplements: None

Tasks completed
NORMAL BASIC ACTIVE BASIC PASSIVE ADVANCED PERSONAL

Recall atleast 6 dreams or fragments in a single night
Use any kind of superpower
Ask a DC for something
Free fall from a height that would normally kill you

That's it! What a crazy ass night of dreaming for only 8 hours of sleep. I hit myself when I couldn't recall more of that lucid, it would have been the most epic lucid up to date. I know I had a very nice time, and the length of it was incredible. I'm only used to a couple of minutes of lucidity.

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Good morning! Not at home and had to sleep on a sofa. Slept very lightly, but that works just like setting an alarm every hour. I had a few dreams, but they were all weird. Did get lucid twice, although they were short.

02.30: Sleep

11.30: Fragments
*I'm in a chinese restaurant and I'm waiting for my order. I take a bike and run around the restaurant on it while waiting for my shrimp to arrive. I get back to my table and they bring out a big plate full of white sauce and shrimps. I get lucid. The two waitors are waiting for me to try it out, but it's smoking hot. I take a spoon full and blow on it for a while before tasting. It tastes a bit buttery, like crab. It's delicious! I take another bite.

*I'm walking past alot of hotel doors. We're higher up and below are fields of grass. I remember the task of wreaking havoc slightly and I start doing "Aaaah!" sounds, sticking my tongue out to the girl next to me. She mimics me. I get up on the low wall and jump down to the grass.

*I'm in a big bed. Two girls wants me to get up. "You'll have to give me a blowjob first" I tell them, and to my surprise, they say yes before I've finished talking. It never happens though, as I find Monica next to me all of a sudden. I feel really bad for asking for a blowjob. She doesn't seem to have heard it all, and starts talking about having been in the next room, listening in on the girls talking trash about her.

11.30: Murderer trying to get to us
I'm in a kitchen with a girl and guy. We've locked ourselves in, to protect us from the evil ghost, murder, whatever. I walk to the door and watch as it magically unlocks and is flung open. The guy starts walking out of the room. "They're on the left, they can't be anywhere else!" I say, but the guy doesn't seem to care about my advice. All of a sudden he gets pulled out. I close the door and lock it. I try to hold it locked but the person on the other side is too strong.

I let go of the door and run back to the sink. A white man walks in and starts walking towards me. I grab the knives hanging on the wall and start throwing them at him. I notice that they don't hit him as they should when I throw them holding the handle. I grab the blades themselves and chuck as many as I can. One sinks deep into his leg. "Ouch!" he yells and starts throwing knives back at me.

I make sure I keep one big kitchen knife left. After a flurry of knives, both are bleeding, but nothing fatal. I grab the big knife and jump him, sinking the knife into his rifht side. He gasps for air and tries to get me off of him. I realise the heart is on the other side and pull the knife out. It has increased like three times in size and is about two feet tall. I shove it downwards just below his collar bone and watch as blood start seeping out.

The man collapses on the floor. My side stings alot. "Is the wound bad?" I ask the people in the room (who has just magically appeared) and they all gasp.

11.30: Wake up

Amount of sleep: 9 hours

Supplements: None

Tasks completed
NORMAL BASIC ACTIVE BASIC PASSIVE ADVANCED PERSONAL

Interact with the enviroment

That's it! Two lucids is alright with me, but I really wish they were longer. Gotta remember to stabilize to prolong them every single time.

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Good morning! Had a very weird dream last night. Things kept changing and it was quite annoying.

05.00: Sleep

12.00: Zombies
I'm with a group of people in a bus. My brother Morgan is there, along with two or three other kids. We all have a plan made out, and a few of us has handguns. We get out of the bus in the middle of the road and start walking. I spot a few people standing still just behind a house. "Oh shit, get back!" I tell them and raise my gun. The "people" come rushing at us, growling. I try to aim for their heads with my revolver, but the laser dot disappears as they get closer. I shoot the first one in the head just as he reaches me and jump away so he won't fall on my feet.

I shoot the other, but hits the side of his face. He attacks me and I finish him off. I look to my right, and can see that Morgan is struggling to get one off of him. "Hit it!" I tell him and he tries to kill it with a big wrench. He's too weak though and I have to step it. Here the dream goes a bit weird. I kill the zombie by hitting it with the wrench, but somehow Morgan is the only one left. I pick him up and we start running down the street.

"This is going to shit! We have to restart, three are already wounded" I tell the others. I put Morgan down against a wall. Behind me a black robot boar appears and people are pressing a small red button at the bottom of it to surrender or something like that. "We have to kill ourselves to restart" I tell Morgan. He doesn't want to do it. "Look, it's alot easier than getting gored by that boar" I tell him, but he refuses to take the gun. "Alright fine" I tell him and put the gun against my forehead. I squeeze the trigger but I only hear a click. I squeeze it three more times, and I hear a small pop.

I look at the gun and a bullet falls out. The boar appears and start running around, it's real now instead of a robot, and I have had enough of it. I bring up a paper shotgun and start loading it up with shotgun shells. The boar turns to a woman in a car. I blast her right side of her face. She only gets dirty with soot. I grab her and tell her she can't do this shit anymore.

The dream skips. I'm talking to her by a refrigerator for a very long time. At first she hates me, but in the end she really loves me. It's like I'm a psychiatrist.

13.00: Wake up

Amount of sleep: 8 hours

Supplements: None

That's it! Make sure you check out my TaskClub! We just started over, and this is a great opportunity for you guys to join in. http://www.dreamviews.com/f136/

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Good morning! Had a whole bunch of dreams last night, I blame myself for sleeping to 14.30. No lucid though. Can't be bothered to write a title for them all again.

03.15: Sleep

07.40: Dreams and Fragments
*I'm in a bus with Monica. I eat a piece of chocolate and it gets all over my fingers. A man on the seat behind me is about to throw away some paper and I take it from him and wipe my fingers clean. A couple of people in the front of the bus starts talking about nature candy, and I have to join in. "Macademia nuts are great" I tell them. "No way, they've been rated as the most disgusting nuts there is" one guy tells me.

*I'm outside of my apartment. My friend Jonas is there with me and we're just about to leave. "Hold on Matte, what about your Xbox controller? It'll get stolen for sure" he says and points on it on the ground. I pick it up and head up the apartment. The dream skips and I'm once again back up in the apartment. "Our computer table, it's down by the entrance" she says. I go down to get it. I carry the heavy thing up the stairs and wonder what would happen if I would fall. I can hear my neighbours having a party.

*I'm with my dad and my two brothers. We're going through a nice looking neighbourhood, with sandstone tiles everywhere. I ask my dad if it's expensive to live around here, he says it's not that bad. We arrive at a lake, and I bring out my fishing rod. The line gets tangled and my brother starts pulling it. I pull the other way and soon we're fighting over whose fault it is.

*I'm trying to paint a girl on a canvas, but I can't do it properly. The colours mix and soon they're like water.

07.40: WBTB 20 minutes

13.00: Dreams and Fragments
*I'm in a supermarket, waiting for my break to start. I'm looking through one of the newspapers and I find several pages with half naked girls. I find the ones with a bit of meat on them very sexy and I tell my coworkers. One of them, a girl, laughs and agrees it's hot when the girl has a bit of waist. I leave the table and head to the back of the store, our break has started and I intend to buy some sandwiches and perhaps some cheese. I see a very tasty looking yoghurt and grab it. I forget the sandwiches I realise as I'm heading back, and walk up to the nearest shelf.

I'm left behind, but I don't care. I find some toast bread. I can't on the other hand, find cheese or ham. The packages are too big, got a weird label or just don't look good. When I finally find some in the back in some store room, it's got white mold on it. I check the date and it says it was packaged back in the year 2000. I leave it lying there on the shelf, and after several minutes of searching I head out from the refrigerated area. I grab a tube of kaviar and walk towards the cashiers.

A guy working there comes up to me. His face is full of scars and new cuts. "You know that room is disgusting" I tell him. He laughs. "Oh yeah, we are going to take care of that, don't buy anything from it though" he tells me and picks up a walkie talkie. He says something, then kicks a speaker standing on the floor. I leave him and go toward the staff lunch room. Once I'm in, I check the time. It's almost time for me to go back to work. I'm dead tired though and I lie down on the couch. Björn is right next to me. "You forgot to take back the key" he tells me and hands me a key to a machine. "Thanks..."

*I take a seat on a train, the rest of my posse continues on, but I can't be bothered. I look around me. The seats on the other side are half occupied. I wonder why no one wants to sit next to a black guy. He looks at me. "What do you want?" he asks me. "Do you want to die?!" he starts doing threatening motions with his hands. I look at him for a second then away. When the train stops, the guy gets up and hits me in the face. I fall to the ground and feels a gun being pressed against the back of my head.

The dream skips. I get a flash of my friend Jonas showing how to disarm someone, breaking the guy's arm. Anyways. I've got a bloody nose when my group of "friends" show up. They all laugh at me and wonder why I decided to sit down here. I get up and head for the doors. My friend G exits the train but I stay on. He shouts something to me just as the doors close. I do some pull ups on the holding bars above.

A hatch on the roof opens up a bit and everyone wants me to get up on the roof of the train. "No way, you do it!" I tell another guy. I find another hatch, on the side of it and I stick my head out. It's awesome! Bushes come rushing towards me but I know I won't get hit. I spot the train driver, he's smoking a joint.

The dream skips. I'm riding a small, old, toy car, next to the train. Some guy is on it with me and I look down on the ground. I spot several crystals in different colours. All of a sudden we crash into the water and we get off. I pick the car up, a wheel has come off. "We've got a ATV" I tell the guy, lying. I spot a tiny dragon next to a house. "Oh that's probably the fairy" he tells me.

14.30: Dreams and Fragments
*I'm in school. Two coworkers are there, and we've all done a test. I only got 20 out of 30 on it but my two coworkers got full score. I'm jealous. The teacher is my old Swedish teacher and I ask him several questions about Swedish. I intend to get a good score on the big test coming up. He locks the door and I realise I've forgotten my pillow inside. He unlocks it and throws it to me. I look at the ground, a couple of insects are struggling with some sticks. All of a sudden they start to burn. A little girl arrives and tells me they're celebrating some special day. "Look around you, most houses have lit a fire of gas" she tells me. I look around at the apartments and can tell an open flame is burning in most of them.

*I wake up at a friends house. The family is gone, but will probably arrive home soon. I turn on the TV and it's porn. I change the channel, once again porn. This goes on for a very long time. I can't change to a proper channel, or the remote won't work properly. I can't even turn down the sound, and the moaning is quite loud. I get up and decide to put on a DVD or something instead, but I'm so dizzy! It's crazy how tired and dizzy I am. I accidentaly break the DVD and holds a disc in my hand when the parents of the house comes home. They've only met me once before. "Hi" I say and head out the door. I need to go to the bathroom, but it's locked. I wait outside, petting a black cat. It becomes pissed off. My coworker Christian is there, and asks me about some movie.

*I'm with my family and relatives at some lake. Two guys are trying out a life raft. I drop my phone in the water, and the screen goes yellow.

14.30: Wake up

Amount of sleep: 11 hours

Supplements: 1 x Lucid Dreamer at WBTB

That's it!

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Good morning! Slept for a very long time, had a bunch of weird dreams which I didn't write down, but I'm going to try to recall them as best I can anyways. Will write them without any title.

02.00: Sleep

13.40: Dreams and Fragments
*I'm with my brother Martin and my dad. We all have to take the bus. There are loads of different busses coming and going, but finally ours appears. I show the driver my ticket and he claims there's something wrong with it, but lets me get on anyways. The driver must have a screw loose, becaue he drives like a maniac, it's not long before we demand him to stop.

We get out of the bus and start walking through some heavy vegetation near the water. It's like a swamp. After some time we get out of it and I look ahead. Smooth cliffs next to the water, they're not vertical enough so you can walk on them and we slowly walk just at the water's edge. I spot something furry up ahead, and soon I can see big gorillas everywhere. They're smaller than they should be, and have strange deformities and brown fur. One female looks at me, with crooked arms.

The thing by the water was a huge dead one, it doesn't smell anything at all, so I figure it died recently. We have to get into the water to go around the thing, and as we do, I realise there are big sea creatures in it. I swim quickly and get out of the water. I look back and Martin is just behind me, but my dad is gone. "Dad?!" I yell, no answer. I realise the dead gorilla is gone aswell. God damnit the big seamonster must have taken them both! I get in and swim downwards. I am quickly out of breath and have to go up to the surface again for some more. I go down again and see a slotsmachine in a big hole.

*I'm in school with my younger brother Morgan. He hands me a whiskey glass, it's got red lemonade in it and I chug it down. We're watching a big white screen and some teacher is talking. I take notes, it's my first day in school.

*I meet my old classfriend again and once again he's drinking. I tell him that I had a dream about him drinking. He laughs and I ask him maybe it's time to drink a bit less.

*I'm in a big office building, and I decide to play retarded. I walk into a room with three people in it. A teacher is doing some stuff on the white board. I just walk up to the white board, grab a marker from the desk and start drawing my own graph. The teacher freaks out. "What are you doing?!" "What? Is this a permanent marker or what?" I ask him. "Yes it is!" he tells me angrily. I feel bad and try to make the blue lines go away, but in vain.

13.40: Wake up

Amount of sleep: 12 hours

Suppplements: None

That's it!

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Good morning! I finally completed my set up dream goal. It's been a few months really, which is crazy, since I first thought of the idea of having a physical fight. Been side tracked by my DVA class (which is why you got to pay the price!), but I can finally put the task aside and move on to my next one: Have a fight with superpowers. Also had a few weird dreams, I was crying in all of them, guess they were nightmares.

02.30: Sleep

09.30: All my life, I've always wanted to be a crying gangster



I'm in prison. This prison has alot less security though and looks just like my old school with a few fences around it, and guards everywhere. An old friend walks into the building next to us and I look at the guy standing next to me. I nod at him. It's done, we're going to kill our old friend.

The entire dream scenario rewinds back in time. Like I'm watching a movie. I'm sitting at a table, my friend on the other side of the table, and the old one to my right. "Sign it" he says and hands me a green check. "Please! This is going to ruin me" I say and know that if I sign that check, I'm going to lose all my money. I know I have no choice really, but it's worth giving it a shot. "Just sign the check" he tells me. "Can I atleast keep one million?" I ask him, watching the ten million figure. I start crying.

"It's either give all your money away or die" he tells me. "You'll get some back later when I've invested, but that's in a long time." I really don't want to murder my old friend, but it looks more and more like that's the only option I have. I have a sanitary mask on for some reason all of a sudden when the old friend leaves. I start talking to my friend, asking him alot of questions. I remember being in jail before, and as I'm going in again, I will be put in solitary confinement. "We have to do it" I say and my friend nods.

09.30: Fragment
*I spot a few old classmates. "Hey man" I say to Fredrik and follow him and the entourage up a few stairs. I want to grab a few beers with them for some reason. I greet the rest and I spot a guy I used to know. We exchange numbers.

11.30: Taekwondo show
I enter my old taekwondo dojo. I greet all the people there and they seem to happy to see me again. I stand in the back and watch for a while. Instead of the regular thing you do when your master arrives, they salute like they do in the army. Then start doing all these weird stances, punches and kicks. I watch for a while, puzzled. A coworker has brought his friend who is huge, and they make out. I figure they're riding the "bromance" wave or whatever.

After a while most people get seated, I sit down next to the master. Two blackbelts get up and start doing some dance. Master tells me they're going to USA to do something in November. I watch for a while until all of a sudden, a bunch of people in make up comes rushing in through the doors. They all look like skeletons and scare all the kids. We all laugh. I'm handed a paper from a girl and I read it.

It tells me that I need to exit the building and dress up as a skeleton, I'm going to be the first one who will infect the rest. "Make sure you drool alot" it says and I laugh a bit inside. I sneak out and realise I have no paint. I go back in and is handed two tubes. I walk out again and look at the tubes of paint. One of them is a facial lotion Monica uses. I sigh and go back in and get a black one instead.

I smear it all over my face and into my mouth, it tastes vile. The dream skips and all of a sudden I'm being chased by robots. I have a weird futuristic gun in my hand. I shoot a robot and head up stairs. I'm in my mom's house. I try to close the door but my sister keeps me from shutting it. I see no way out but killing myself. I put the gun to my head and pull the trigger, nothing. "Let me help you" my sister says, clearly not knowing what she's doing. She tries to shoot me twice but the gun won't work.

I take the gun and remove the clip. The shots are all there, but they didn't go off. "This is the kind of shit that makes you turn your life around" I say. I explain to my sister everything that has happened. "I don't want to live this shitty life, being schizophrenic" I tell her and cry a bit. Everything I had experienced had clearly not even happened.

11.30: Students! Hit me, if you can! MILD
I'm in a car on a parkinglot at a local grocery store. Some kid is there with me. Felix is outside, having a fit with some foreign guys. I can hear them yelling, and somehow I know what's going to happen. I close my window and open my door when I hear a scream and a car speeding off. I run up to Felix who says something and sits down on the sidewalk. He's been stabbed in the stomach.

I run to the grocery store, trying to find a cellphone to call from. There's a truck parked outside and two guys riding grocery carts come up to me. "Do you have a cellphone? My friend has been stabbed" I tell them. This is a slum part of the town and I figure they've stolen tons of shit from the store. "You know the cops won't come here unless they're a full unit" one guy tells me. "They're down at the 3010." "Please don't fuck with me now" I say desperately and shed a tear. The guy points over the building. "Ten of them are at the McDonalds, 3010."

I run around the building, spotting a McDonalds right away. "Thirty ten!" the guy yells at me as I'm about to enter. I can see a sign on the outside, it says 3030. I spot several other restaurants through the windows though and I figure I can walk through. A guy cleaning the floor sprays me with a water hose. I exit through the other entrance on the other side. It seems as if I've ended up on a train station. There are train tracks a couple of meters ahead and I walk towards them. I jump over them onto the fence in the middle and then land on the track on the other side.

I realise I'm dreaming and just like that all my fear is gone. I walk on the tracks for a while, whistling. It's sunny out and pretty hot aswell. The dream is very stable and everything is very realistic. I remember my task. "Students!" I yell, my voice echoing. I listen but can only hear some people further away, clearly not my students. I get off the tracks and head right, towards some rocks. I spot three people up ahead. I get up on the rocks, the train track they're walking on is under me ten feet below. "What do you want?" one of the guys ask me, I recognise him, it's a guy from work.

"Students!" I yell again, ignoring the question. I walk down onto the track and hear something behind me. A guy is walking towards me on the train tracks further away. He's got loose, green and brown clothes. Looks a bit like a druid. That is definitely Hasmash! I smile. "Hey man!" I say and wave him over. "Matte?" I hear someone asking behind the wall of rocks I was standing on a few moments ago. "Yeah?" I yell back. A few seconds later another guy appears, I recognise him as Nito.

Two more people comes walking from nowhere and I shake their hands. Lemondrops and Tblanco. "Wow you guys, isn't this so cool?" I ask them. I'm amazed how the brain can just create all this as I go, how everyone should look. I look at Nito, he's got black hair. I mess up his hair with my hands. "What happened to your hair man?!" I say and laugh, it's supposed to be pink. He mumbles something about his dream image and shakes hands with Hashmash.

I realise Hashmash has changed, he's no longer skinny and wearing green, but big, with a short, black beard and a blue t-shirt. Infact everyone is just as tall as me or taller. Tblanco looks just like my old friend Ehrson and Lemondrops looks like a guy from work, Stefan. We all stand in a ring and talk for a minute or two. I figure it's time to stabilize the dream and pick up a small rock from the ground. It's warm and solid. "You look like a guy from work" I say and throw it on Lemondrops. It hits his head and he gives me an angry surprised glare.

"Come on, hit me!" Tblanco says and pulls up his shirt, flexing his abs. I hit him a few times, feels like hitting dough and I don't get any real resistance. Man this is going to be harder than I first thought. I start imagining my punches being harder and harder. The last few I make uppercuts into his stomach and I lift him off the ground a bit. "Are you guys ready?" I ask them and stand infront of them all.

They all laugh and Hashmash attacks me, I elbow him in the face and bring him to his knees with a kick to his leg. I grab his hair and knee him in the face. Someone grabs me from behind and I reach behind me, grabbing Nito by the waist with both my arms and slam him into the ground, hard. I quickly get up and bitch slap Lemondrops in the face and in the same motion I use the back of my hand to punch Tblanco.



No one has landed a single hit on me yet. Lemondrops is the only one standing, and we're circling each other. I realise the dream is starting to fade. I manage to hold it. I do a spin kick towards him, but my kick never hits home. Infact everything goes black.

11.30: Wake up

Amount of sleep: 8 hours

Supplements: 200 mg B6

Tasks completed
NORMAL BASIC ACTIVE BASIC PASSIVE ADVANCED PERSONAL

Find other classfriends

That's it! Man that was so satisfying. Too bad I didn't get more competition than I did, but then again I didn't expect to. It was alot harder to fight with your fists than I thought, it felt a bit like it does in most normal dreams. Next up, is summoning my students again and kicking their butts using superpowers!

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Good morning! Didn't care to recall much this morning, had a weird, short lucid though.

03.00: Sleep

11.30: Dizzy MILD
I'm with my friend Felix in a school. We go to the gym area and I see toilet booths everywhere. Felix starts doing his thing on a machine while I go to the tap and hold my hands over it to warm them up. Felix seems to be having problems lifting his weights, and a female instructor walks over to him and helps him out. After a while he comes up to me. "Damn that was hard man, had to pick the pink weights."

We head out of the place. My friend Eric shows up when we step into an elevator. For some reason I feel like RC'ing and I count my fingers. I count six. I feel very dizzy though and reason that it might be because of that. I count them again, still six. Once again I count and this time I count five. I look in the mirror, I look dead tired, like I'm sick.

"Matte, don't you go do something stupid, thinking you're dreaming now ok?" Eric tells me. "But dude, I'm counting six fingers all the time" I say and step out of the elevator. I close my eyes and recount them, using touch only. Seven.

"Okay I'm dreaming dude" I tell Eric. We're now in a big hall full of people. I see a very old man walking with a cane. I raise my hand towards him and lift him up using telekinesis. "How do you explain that otherwise?" I ask Eric. "Uhm, well that's uh..." He clearly has no rational explanation for it. All of a sudden people start fighting me, only I'm in 3rd person mode. I watch myself kicking ass for a minute or so.

11.30: Wake up

Amount of sleep: 8½ hours

Supplements: None

That's it!

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Good morning! I just woke up from a bunch of fucked up dreams, but they were cool! Long and actioned packed. REM rebound from alcohol always delivers.

03.15: Sleep

12.30: Supermarket mayhem DILD
I'm in a car with my mom and my little brother. My mom seems to be pissed about something and drives rather recklessly. She doesn't signal when she's changing lanes and complains about everything. We go down a long hill which leads into town. A stream goes under the road and on the left side, people are fishing, throwing the lure over the road into the pond on the other side. They catch trout and salmon.

A police motorcycle pulls up next to us. It's got a wagon in which another policeman is sitting. They start signaling. "Oh shit, we're getting pulled over" I say. My mom slows down and goes into the right lane. They go infront of us and start waving their arms, doing some kind of sign language, telling my mom that was reckless driving and she has been warned. They take off and my mom is still pissed.

"Do you hear that?" she asks me. There's something wrong with the engine of the car, it rattles and doesn't sound good at all. "Well I just bought new energizers, and they were broke!" she tells me. I figure it's some kind of spark plug device. "You need to go into the supermarket and buy new ones for me" she says and takes an exit. We stop infront of the local supermarket. "There's a cartridge in the back" she tells me and I get out of the car and head to the back. I open the trunk and look around. "There's no fucking cartridge here" I tell her. "Look closer god damnit!"

I find it, it's a pink one. "Oh I found it, nevermind" I say and close the trunk. I head in through the store. Oh, they've redone the entire place, I don't recognise anything really. I try to find the section where they sell car parts, but all I see is boots and shoes. I wander around for a while before finding a small table in the middle of the shoe section on which I find a pink cartridge. "Mineral pills" it says. That's definitely not the one I was looking for.

I pick up my phone and call my mom again and tell her they don't have it. I try to find my way out of the store, holding my stomach to prevent the cuts I've mysteriously gotten from bleeding. Perhaps I should go to the hospital, or do it myself. I remember my coworker Valdis saying he used to sew his own cuts. I grab a pack of bandaids and head for the cashier.

I bring out my card and the guy in the cashier asks for my ID. I hand it to him and he exclaims: "What do we have here? Is this really you?" he says and says another guys name. He shows me the picture on the ID and I realise it's not mine. Oh shit that's right! I gave my friend Victor my real one, this is his friends. "Hey guard, come over here" he says and a security guard shows up. He explains it all. The guard takes a look at what I'm buying. "That's it? You can go then" he tells me. Sweet.

I try to pay with the card, but that's not mine either and I don't know the code. Shit! The guy in the cashier seems to be pissed about the fact that I didn't get in trouble. I hand him a 100 crowns bill and hold out my hand for the change. "Here you go" he says and puts a bunch of coins in my hand. I count them. "So a pack of bandaids costs like 80 crowns? I ask him. I'm starting to get pissed off.

He brings up two 20 crown bills, messes them up and throws them at me. "Here's your change" he says and I can tell he's pissed, but so am I. I throw the small change in his face as I'm walking away. "Fuck you." The guy gets up and attacks me. We throw a couple of punches, at first mine are all weak and I don't seem to be doing much damage. After a few seconds I start hitting him brutally with knees and elbows. I kick his legs and he falls to the ground. God damnit now I'm in trouble! And great, I have no ID.

I realise I have to find my own ID before I get caught, or I'll be in big trouble. My friends Felix and Victor are outside on the parking lot. I start walking towards the entrance of the store. When I reach it a person is blocking the way, holding a woman by the throat with her back against him. He's pointing a gun at her head. I head back in. "Okaaaay..." I say and look around. There's people being held hostage all around us, and I spot Felix and Victor behind a fence. "Hey Victor! I need my ID" I tell him.

The hostage takers seems to be Italian. "I will bring out my wallet, slowly" I tell them and do it super slowly. I hand him the ID of his friend. "Your ID is in the car man" he tells me. Fuck! I look around the store and wonder if the police will show up soon. All of a sudden we hear a huge crash, Felix throws himself to the ground. "What the hell was that?" he asks. I look out through a small window. A small plane has just crashed into the building. "It's your older brother" I tell him, knowing he's a pilot.

The plane backs up on the parking lot. This time with full throttle, the plane smashes right into the building further away, creating a big hole. As the entire plane disappears into the building, the walls and roof starts collapsing. Shelves packed with chips comes crashing down, spraying chips everywhere. "Holy shit" I say before hell breaks loose.

Everyone starts shooting at eachother. I see people from the military, shooting at eachother aswell as the captors. I have no idea who they are, and whose side they're all on. A girl picks up a huge chainsaw and cuts a few people in half. She runs around the store, going berserk. I figure if I just lie down, people will think I'm dead and leave me alone. I lie down between two food shelves and pretend to be dead. I almost fall asleep as I'm lying there, trying not to shake with fear.

After a while I can hear people around me. I look up and on the shelf above me and a big guy in shorts is sitting there. All of a sudden a basketball shoots out from nowhere and he kicks it. I get up and move out of the way. A bunch of people are playing some insane version of basketball and they keep kicking the ball, or hitting it to eachother. The ball moves at an incredible speed and they seem to have super reflexes. I walk away into a corner, take a few boxes of toys and a blue teddy bear and put them infront of me, hiding.

I stay there for a few minutes until the manager of the sport comes along. He looks at me while commenting on the match. I get up and head for the entrance once again. It's blocked off. I decide to just walk. I find a fat guy sitting at the fruit stands, clearly gone insane from all the chaos. He's talking to himself. I head on and arrive at the sodas. Two foreign guys appears with their arms full of six packs of soda. I accidentaly bump into one of them and he drops them all. It's Oranginas and energy drinks. I help him pick them up but the cardboard holding them together keeps breaking.

I pick up an energy drink and taste it. It tastes amazing! I spin the weird can which is thicker at the top and try to find the brand. "Falcon," cool! I drink it all up. The foreign guy decides to push a metallic shelf on wheels instead and I help him out. We push the thing into another shelf, which starts a chain reaction. It's like dominoes. Bottles crash into other bottles, but none break. The whole thing stops moving after a while.

I get lucid like that. I look around at the different sodas and coffee brands. This is great, tasting everything in here before buying it in the store! I recall this is my second time getting lucid tonight, sweet.

12.30: Fishing for trout
The ponds containing trout up on the hill before entering town, is where we're heading at. I'm with Monica, my brother Martin and my coworker Holger. We go up the hill and look into the waters. I see several big, white fish. "That's not it is it?" my brother asks me. I see two more fish further away and they've got red and blue stripes on their backs. "This is it" I say. We all need fishing gear though, and further down the road, I know people have left some.

There's water everywhere for some reason, and we arrive at a wooden dock. Martin and Monica takes the two fishing lines someone's hidden. I spot a lure in the water and decide to take it. Holger starts swimming towards it but I grab the line and pull it in before he can reach it. "I'm going to use one, no matter what I say" and let the rest fight over the other two. We start walking back towards the ponds.

12.30: Darn T-rex!
I'm in another country on a vacation with Monica. We're sitting outside of a long hedge, watching the landscape. "It's so nice here, no one to see what we're doing" Monica says and starts taking off her clothes. She sits down ontop of me. I look over her shoulder up on the road going through some hills. I spot the silhouette of a dinosaur on the top. We start having sex and I figure the dinosaur won't trouble us anyways. A few seconds later I look over her shoulder again and watch as the dinosaur, a T-rex, comes down from the hill and screams at the cars. It starts running towards us.



"Shit, babe we gotta run" I say and stand up. I grab Monica's hand and head through the thin wooden door in the hedge and close it shut. We sit down on a bench under some roof. The T-rex seems to be pissed, but I know it won't destroy the hedge to reach us. Monica, who has now turned into my brother Morgan, starts mumbling. "Shut up!" I whisper angrily. He won't shut up though and tries to talk. I grab his mouth. "He's going to kill us if you don't shut up" I tell him and release him. "You're mean" he tells me.

All of a sudden the T-rex runs off to the right, and I know he'll find an entrance further down. "Okay let's go" I tell my brother and head for the old wooden houses just a few feet away. My brother goes into one of them and I the other just next to it. I climb a few ladders and reach the attic. A big gaping hole lets me see what's going on in the house my brother is in. I see the back of an enormous wild boar standing in the living room. Oh shit.

12.30: Fragments
*Got a fragment of me being lucid, and having sex with Monica. I tell her something sweet, like I would always pick her.

12.30: Wake up

Amount of sleep: 9 hours

Supplements: Lots of alcohol

That's it! Crazy dreams. I also have the vague memory of throwing around things with telekinesis, but I don't know if that's a previous memory or if I actually did it. I know I was lucid twice last night, but I can't really recall so I'll just count it as once.

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Good morning! Not very good recall this morning. Did remember 4 scenes but not much from them. I'm going to write them up as dreams.

03.00: Sleep

12.30: Dreams
*I'm playing Tekken with my brother Morgan and his friend. I'm Kazuya and I'm up against some really bad ass character they haven't been able to defeat yet. I do some crazy ass combos and kick his butt, I think. I end up losing anyways and I yell at the game for being stupid.

*I'm with a wizard of some kind. It's like I'm watching it all from a 3rd person perspective. We're in a forest and all of a sudden arrows come flying towards us. The wizard pulls off some matrix moves and dodges them all, then begins firing his own arrows from a long bow. It looks awesome.

*A couple of kids are hitchhiking by the road. A van with a family in it stops. They urge the kids to hop in and everyone's happy.

*My friend Eric has broken up with his girlfriend. Felix and G are there, and we're all at a pub, trying to cheer him up. "Do you think you'll get together again or are you done?" I ask him. "It's a 5% chance perhaps, but yeah most likely we're done" he says. I hand him a beer and he drinks it. A girl comes up and starts hitting on Eric. "Isn't it too soon?" I ask him. "I don't know man" he says and wanders off with the girl.

12.30: Wake up

Amount of sleep: 9½ hours

Supplements: None

That's it! Still no lucid...

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Good morning! Alright, few nights ago I had a nightmare about a huge black monster. Looked almost the same as the drawing they did in "Insidious." Anyways Monica's going to fix a bachelor party for her friend and she told me about manly strippers last night. Ofcourse I have a dream about one...

00.30: Sleep

11.00: Fragments
*I'm holding tryouts at my friend G's parents house. It's like they have to armwrestle me and I have no idea why. Anyways one guy wins, his Swedish sucks. We're going to have a competition of some sorts.

*I'm playing poker and people are letting me win. I win big.

11.00: Chased
I'm with my brother Martin and Monica I think. There's a huge guy next to us, and all of a sudden he rips all of his clothes off and starts dancing. A stripper! He has a huge dick and swings it around, it smacks onto my leg. "What the fuck dude" I say and jump back. He starts dancing towards me. I run.

I'm a pretty fast runner, but he's always a couple of feet behind me. I run up stairs and open doors and try to hide, but somehow the stripper isn't fooled. We arrive at where we started out at and I give up. Luckily he had the same thought and tells me I'm too fast for him. I start taking a shower and my brother too. When I dry off I look in the mirror and see that I have long hair, almost down to my shoulders.

"Dude, you need to cut your hair, that is not cool" my brother tells me. I have never had long and straight hair before, so I play around with it. "What, it looks cool" I say and make it into something fit in a manga. Actually I look kinda like a girl in this hair I realise. I figure that what's my brother meant. I look closer and see that a few black heads and pimples have been photoshopped. My brother laughs at me and I laugh with him.

11.00: Wake up

Amount of sleep: 10½ hours

Supplements: None

That's it! Man that was a weird ass dream...

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Good morning! Had a bunch of violent dreams last night. No lucid which was kind of disappointing considering I did a proper WBTB.

00.30: Sleep

07.00: WBTB 20 minutes

09.00: Fragments
*I'm riding my snowboard with my brother Morgan. We arrive at some wooden ramps and halfpipes. We stay there for a while for some reason.

*I'm walking down a street with my friend G. I remember a bank robbery happening up ahead just a few weeks ago and I tell him about it. "They had machine guns and everything, was awesome."

*I'm holding some man's arms from behind. My friend Eric stabs him in the heart with a knife. He misses and does it again, only in the right place this time. I think it's all a game of some sorts.

09.00: Dark mansion fight
I'm standing infront of a wall covered in weapons. There's all kinds of weapons and they look really cool glistening in the light. I decide to try one out but I get the wrong one, an M16. I get the feel that this is a game aswell, a little one on one survival.



We're inside of a huge mansion, which is so poorly lit up that I can barely make out my own hand if I hold it up. I'm also the girl in the "Alien" movie. My opponent (also a girl) gets to be the chased one and runs up ahead to do whatever. I wait for a while before heading out after her. This is some really scary shit, she can be anywhere and I can hear my own breathing in the weird mask I'm wearing. I try to light some areas up but my flashlight sucks.

I walk up a flight of stairs and stop, there's a large, can sized spring a few steps up. I spot several more and figure it has to be traps. I move them to the side with telekinesis and head up. Some other weird external hard drives appears and a voice tells me: "I don't know why they don't work if the switch is on 2." I see a switch and switch it with telekinesis to 2 instead of 1. The traps lights go out and I head on. I walk around a bit upstairs.

I get bored, and I keep looking over my shoulder. She's around, I can feel it. I jump over the railing and land hard on the floor ten feet below. I see a shadow moving and point my gun at it, nothing there. I hate this stupid flashlight! I walk around a bit more before I can't take it anymore. I head back to where we started and tell the guy there he's up.

I want to switch my weapon for something better. I watch as a guy takes a shotgun and empties it, and fills it up with suringes instead. "This will put her to sleep instead of killing her" he tells me. He hands me the gun and the other guy and I head out again. I spot some weird device on the floor, it's like an oval glass bubble with some "The Matrix" squid-like creature in it. I put my boot on it and it struggles to get free with its black tentacles. I shoot it several times and watch it stop struggling.

I pick it up, it's still awake and hold it firmly. I can see three small wheels on it which can be turned. "Strength, Speed, Spirit" it says. I spin the strength wheel and watch the creature grow and become much stronger. I spin it the other way and watch it shrink. Better put all stats on Spirit, it doesn't do much anyways.

I show the creature to a scientist who appears out of thin air. "Can you do two things for me?" I ask him. "First, try to extract the substance from this, it's bound to have some powers. Second, I want you to try to see if there's a way to befriend it." The creature starts to struggle alot, and to move it apparently moves some wheels underneath, which is now shredding my skin slowly but surely.

I hold it in a different way. "Oh look! It's so fine that you can barely feel it hurting you" he tells me as I watch two spots on my hand begin to bleed. He's right though, I can barely feel it. "This is going to leave a scar though" I tell him. "Yes, yes it will" he replies. I start thinking about the potential use this alien has. It's just a small drone or some low ranked creature. I don't want to make that into a queen, I want a bigger one.

12.00: Spy for the Americans in Nazi Germany
I'm inside a big warehouse. It's in the 1940's and I'm a spy for the Americans, in the middle of Nazi Germany. I can hear soldiers joking up ahead and I decide to check it out. There's a doorway leading into a rectangular room. To the left are showers with alot of people in them, to the right I can see lockers and clothes, aswell as a rifle standing against the wall. I grab it and run. I head outside and can hear a truck somewhere. It's night out, and I spot lights through a forest.

A yellow dumper truck appears and I aim with the sniper I just stole. I try to shoot the driver in the head but my aim is off, I totally forget about the delay bullets have and the bullet hits a tree instead with a loud "smack". There was almost no recoil at all, what a puny rifle. All of a sudden I hear shouts and look inside the warehouse again.



The soldiers have noticed me and are trying to hide behind the wall in the locker room. I shoot several times and have to pull the lever each time. Whenever I hit someone a small text appears, showing me where I hit them. One guy gets hit in the leg, another in the chest.



My last shot takes down another one and I figure it's time to leave. I run alongside the warehouse in the snow when a lone soldier appears. It's an officer and he points his pistol at me. It's the same model they used in the WW2 and a memory pops up into my head.

"That gun is the easiest of them all to disarm." I run behind a few stairs and hide behind snow to get out of his line of sight. He yells something in German. When he appears he's close enough for me to grab him and I do. I disarm him quickly and take him to the ground. "Please don't" he says and I try to shoot him in the head. Nothing. I cock the gun and try again "click". Stupid gun! I hit him in the head with it until he stops moving.

I grab his coat and hat and put them on. As I'm buttening it up a kid appears and tries to scream. I grab his mouth. "Shhhhh, or I'll hurt you, understand?" I ask him. He nods at me and I let him go. "You will help me, ok?" I say. He nods again. I can hear laughter up ahead and realise the metallic stairs I was dodging around leads up to a few barracks. I grab the kid by the shoulder and lead him up the stairs.

We reach the main door and head into a small room with shoes everywhere in it. A sink and a few coats on the wall. "How many soldiers in there?" I ask him. He says five in german. I ask again and he tells me it's around ten. That's way too many to kill by myself. "Lure one of them here" I tell the boy and he opens the second door just a bit. He calls a soldier in English for some reason and tells him he has some delicious food for him.

The soldier opens the door fully and I stand straight. "INSPEKTION!" I yell in his face, trying to look as stern as possible. After all, I'm a German officer! I realise the soldier opening is my uncle and he looks me straight in the eyes for a few seconds. "Inspektion soldier!" I tell him and march past him. I have to come up with a reason for my bad German (non existent more like it) and I decide to play drunk. I sway as I stand there, watching the ten or so soldiers. They're all watching me silently. I look inside the kitchen and fake taking mental notes.

I stumble into another room. "Yeah he's definitely drunk" one of the soldiers tell another. "Du bist eine schrashen" I say and realise I shouldn't talk much because I'll be busted for sure. I have no clue what I just said but I play even more drunk. In the living room I find a bunch of TV's and radio equipment. I watch the monitor and there are red and orange dots running all over it. One side is definitely losing. "Germans?" I ask my uncle and point at the losing side. "Jah" he says. "Sheisse!" I say angrily and head back to the hallway.

"Guten tag!" I say and quickly head out the door. I button my coat as I walk down the metallic stairs into the cold, still swaying incase anyone would take a look outside. My cellphone rings but I pick it up too late. "Felix" it says and I try to call him again, but there's no signal. I run over the frozen ground and arrive at a fence. Instead of barbed wire there's just plain wire. I jump up on it and try to fall over to the other side. Ofcourse it's electric and I get burnt pretty badly on my thighs.

I fall down and sit down in the snow, my legs stinging painfully. There's a road up ahead with a big truck on it. The entire sky is lit up from behind a forest on the other side of the road and I figure it's American soldiers. I start taking off my Nazi clothes when all of a sudden the truck starts transforming. It changes appearance to a red V2 rocket launcher. I put my clothes back on as I watch it change colour to red and golden stickers appear which says 007 and somethign else. The truck takes off.

12.00: Wake up

Amount of sleep: 11 hours

Supplements: Mugwort Tea at WBTB

That's it! First time trying mugwort and I have no idea if it was because of the tea that I had such long dreams, or because of a bit of REM rebound. I also slept a very long time, sweet.

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!