Chronicles of Ethos

DreamLucidAwake

Shamwow!

This was a very short and strange dream. I was taking a bubble bath and just relaxing. It felt very nice. After about a minute or so the water started to drain itself. I stepped out of the tub and tried myself off. After I did that I had the sudden urge to pee. I tried to pee into the toilet, but I somehow kept missing. I became lucid once the floor was covered in urine. "Only in my dreams would this happen," I grumbled. Even though I was lucid, I had the urge to clean it up. I'm apparently uncomfortable with not cleaning up my messes.

While looking for something to clean it up with, the shamwow somehow came to mind. I put my hand behind my back and summoned a shamwow thing. I then started to clean up the mess with it. "Shamwow..." I said unenthusiastically. Lucky for me, the dream was very unstable and I woke up pretty soon.

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