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    Epiphany

    by , 04-14-2012 at 10:23 AM (647 Views)
    I open my eyes.

    I am standing upright, and I feel a bit groggy from sleep. I look down at my body, and I see that I'm wearing a plain white t-shirt, denim jeans, and some generic black canvas shoes. I look to my left. Then to my right. I realize I'm standing in a small circular clearing. I see nothing but tall, yellowish grass all around me. I can smell the distinct fragrance of...wheat? I walk closer to the grass and I hold my hand out to touch it. Wheat indeed! I realize now that I am standing in the middle of a wheat field (Ya don't say!). The crops are up to my waist, and I am paranoid about snakes lurking beneath them. I decide to return to the middle of the clearing and lie down.

    I fold my arms beneath my head and cross my ankles. I look up at the sky. Weird, I thought. It's so bright, yet my eyes don't hurt at all. I notice that there are no clouds -- just a clear, bright, blue sky. Suddenly, I hear a rustling sound in the distance. I lie there frozen, and I instantly close my eyes and pretend to be asleep. (Like it's gonna work )

    I hear light footsteps coming closer towards me. Then a young girl's voice whispers into my ear, "Open your eyes. Talk to me." Her voice sounds vaguely familiar, I just can't put my finger on it.

    At this point, I am not sure if she is indeed a nice girl who wants to talk, or if she's trolling me. Hell, she might even be just some super buff ginormous dude with a tiny girl's voice waiting to murder me!

    I slowly open my eyes, and to my surprise, I see myself kneeling beside me! The little girl is me! At least the 10 year old version of me. And she is also wearing exactly the same clothes as I am. I cautiously sit up, and shift into a squatting position. She stands up, walks in front of me, and squats as well. "Ask me anything you wanna know," she says. "Anything?," I ask. "Anything. But only one," she replies.

    I look down at the ground and think for a moment. Ffuuu, I have no idea what to ask. And this is a bit awkward..talking to myself and all. After a minute of awkward silence, I finally think of something. "Aha! I know what to ask you," I tell her. "What?," she replies. I take a second to gather my thoughts before finally asking, "What is the biggest realization I will have in my life?"

    I look at her, and she immediately starts standing up. She slowly pats the back of her jeans, after which she turns her back and proceeds to walk away. "Wait!," I shout. "The answer...what is it?," I ask her.

    She pauses, then turns to face me.

    "Jesus is Asian."

    She turns her back again and slowly walks away into the wheat field.

    I stand there, stunned. In epiphany. HOLY CRAPAMOLEY! Jesus IS Asian!!

    Everything fades to black.

    I start to awaken from my dream.

    I open my eyes.

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    LOL. This was non-lucid and I don't mean for it to be preachy and/or racist.

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    Updated 04-14-2012 at 10:58 PM by 53603

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    Comments

    1. enak101's Avatar
      Haha, good one. Either trolling yourself or you aren't going to have many great realizations in your life.
    2. paigeyemps's Avatar
      Lmao, indeed. That was a ..strange non-lucid dream :")
    3. enak101's Avatar
      Yeah, next time you go lucid try and replicate it.
    4. Killing's Avatar
      LMAO xD. You remember so much details :C, I'z jelly.
    5. paigeyemps's Avatar
      Lol yup, it was quite a memorable dream so when i woke up, i tried to write as much as i can XD And you can do it too! haha :3 plus, the dream was quite short, the written form looks much longer than it really was lol
    6. fOrceez's Avatar
      Hahah, that's great Thanks for sharing x]
    7. GoldenLight's Avatar
      So, Jesus is Asian! The whole mini you thing is really neat. Wonder if you could replicate that and ask a different question sometime?
    8. paigeyemps's Avatar
      Thanks Yea, too bad it was non-lucid but I'd sure try to replicate it when i go lucid. How cool would that be if she turns out to be my DG! :3
    9. Oreo's Avatar
      I thought everyone already knew that he was Asian... Yay for wheat fields though!
    10. paigeyemps's Avatar
      "I thought everyone already knew that he was Asian"

      @oreo: lolwuuuuut you knew?! :O i had no idea. sandcastles and i were arguing and he said, no he's from Israel. I said Israel is in Asia and he's like, Asia is a continent?? LMAO. And yay for wheat fields indeed haha!
    11. Oreo's Avatar
      Lol yes I knew. Israel is in fact a country of Asia, which makes him Asian.
    12. paigeyemps's Avatar
      Exactly! hahahahahaha
    13. Evolventity's Avatar
      Hahaha, nice Paige. DC's are so silly. You should ask them for more big realizations and see what they (you) come up with with.
    14. paigeyemps's Avatar
      Thanks Evo, and they are. I will try to ask more stuff when I get the chance. XD