non-lucid

05.03.2011

Pink 3 feet squash bananas (MILD)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

As promised yesterday... here is my ToTM... most boring task ever assigned!!!!
I MILDed focusing to start on the moon. I was able to keep the moon in my head the last second before falling asleep.


I was at the moon and I was enjoying a beautiful path made out of grass. I realized that it made no sense growing grass on the moon. In addition, I was breathing.

I remembered the ToTM and I wanted to do it quick so I could Astral Project. I decided to fly in order to find the dark face of the moon. I flew over a few iron buildings (probably Nomad's Danger Room) and then I got to the dark face of the moon.

I put my hand in my pocket, visualizing I would pull a seed for the dream fruit tree. I pulled a weird seed from my pocket. It felt like metal, but I decided to plant it, visualizing it would grow a dream fruit tree. After a few seconds, a tree grew, it looked similar to this (without the Yoshies):







However, it was all pink and it only had bananas. The Bananas were thicker than usual (like large squashes) and very long (about 3 feet long) In addition, these bananas were all pink. In fact, the entire tree was pink.

I realized I found that stupid dream fruit plant. I remember I had to try one for the basic, so I did. I pulled one of those huge pink bananas. It was hard to pull, but I did. I did not peel it, I just took a bite. It tasted like Nesquick. Inside the banana, I could see "Nesquick dust" but it was pink and yellow. I ate the fruit and completed the basic task as well.

I decided to try to project from my dream, so I closed my eyes demaning to be in my astral body.

I fell in a non lucid dream where I was in a home that everything was pink. I had a serving of carbonara pasta, but it was all pink, including the parmesan cheese. I woke up.

19.02.2011

Cash drop hour!! (DILD)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I was attending a class of something. It was probably a class about ESP or some sort of psychic stuff that I already archive and use on a daily basis, I cannot remember well.
The teacher was pretty eccentric and I was feeling bothered because the teacher was trying to teach me something she was well aware I already archived.

We went to some sort of beach with the entire class. The teacher told me how to do some kind of energy work, but I told her I knew well about it. While we were waiting for other students, a red parrot flew by me and turned into a dark red pigeon. It stopped by me and the teacher stared in amazement. I started to pet the pigeon and it started to purr like a cat. I was surprised of such situation and looked at the animal. It was a cat, a beautiful red skinned cat. It almost glowed. The cat was asking for love and purring very intensely.

Suddenly, I waked to a kiosk with a stage. A sat in the stage with a few random psychics that I do not know in waking life. One psychic told me to create a PSI Ball and throw it to one guy or gal in the public. I did. My PSI ball hitted a guy who woke abruptly from his chair and grabbed a can of coke. He drank the whole can in one gulp and died. I was surprised of what happened. Another psychic threw a PSI Ball to other gal in the crowd. She stood up and grabbed a can of Red Bull. She drank it in one gulp and died as well.

A third member of the crowd got hit by another PSI Ball, but before she could grab a can of a soda, I threw a bottle of water. She drank from it and did not die. I told the other psychics that sodas were not good. From here, we did some sort of manifestation against soft-drinks distributors.

I walked to my neighborhood and I saw a few DC (both adults and kids) picking up cash and stuff from the floor. I saw a small banner that said, "Cash drop hour. Next event at 2:45 PM" I figured that some rich people arrived to throw free money. I went upstairs, home, where I met with a random DC. We were watching some TV when she realized that more people was dropping cash. I ran and exited my building. I grabbed a $1,000 bill before it scape, but it had a white face, so it was fake. I focused on picking up as much cash as I could from the ground. However, I arrived late. I realized that at least I could pick up some cash. I had a few $10 bills and two $500 bills. I was happy because I could pay of some credit cards I have some balance left. I also had some credit vouchers from restaurants and some Magic the Gathering cards. I ran home and when I arrived to show the DC all I gathered, I had none. Both the DC and I ran downstairs and exited our home. We saw some people picking up stuff from the floor. The next cash drop event was going to take place in a street, but my friend did not want to go.

Suddenly, the dream rewinded itself to the beach. I realized I just been there, so I turned lucid. My level of lucidity was very low and I had little control over the dream and the plot guided me. I recalled the Cash drop hour and I wanted to be there first, so I decided to teleport there.

I arrived at my street and I saw a TV where they announced that several people was dying fast. I saw it was the kiosk where I was with those psychics. I felt sorry for them as I knew the solution, but I wanted to be there first so I could take some cash to the waking world.

I saw a few kids with a big stack of Magic the Gathering cards. One of them told me, "I got his amazing card. It is some awesome! I might throw it at the cash drop even to make it more interesting!" I asked the kid to show me the card. I replied, "It is just Liliana Vess. She is a nice planeswalker, but I got a few of those... she is work about $10... nothing to freak out" The kid showed me some useless cards and some other good, but not big dollar cards.

I wondered when the cash drop was going to start. I was not sure how long the dream was going to last and I wanted some cash. I asked to myself if I really could take any cash at all.

It was sunny and I wanted to do something, so I decided to draw a portal with my fingers like I did in the past, with no success... I did not focus really into the task as I wanted to wait for the cash drop thingy. I snapped my fingers twice in order to summon Dreamer, but I neither put a lot of effort, so it failed. I had no control on this dream and I was neither thinking straight. While I waited for the event to happen, I woke up.

18.02.2011

Blue dimension (DILD)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I was in San Diego downtown. I was with my meetup group of meditation. I was in front of the Red Lotus Society for a guided meditation session.

I realized it was thurday, there was no meditation of Thursday and I was not hosting one either. I figured I was dreaming. I saw a female friend who comes to my meetup group. For some reason, I lost lucidity.

I wanted to meet with her somewhere around the area. She told me with telephaty that she was at the sports bar. There were several sports bars around. I entered a couple but I could not find her.

I turned lucid again for some reason and decided to look for Dreamer. I recalled she opens portals with her fingers, so I attempted the same. I drew a circle with my fingers, however, the portal was too small, I could not find it.
I attempted to draw another portal, with success. I entered the portal and I was floating in a different dimension. There were nothingness. It was empty, however, it was all blue. I was in an endless blue atmosphere. I could see different tones of blue but that's it.

I figured I was going to be alone for a long time in there, so I drew another portal. I exited the portal and appeared in a beach.

I lost lucidity. Something happened with a car, but I do not recall well.

15.02.2011

My car gets stolen! (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I was going to ride a plane to go somewhere. The interior of the plan did not look normal. it was a pretty small and like very fat. It was something like:







The interior of the airplane was also like fatty, round and with abnormal shapes. The plane started to reduce height and it was going to land. The plane started to do a lot of noise. I found it weird it did such big amont of noise and I felt the pilot was not a good one. The wheels of the airplane touched the ground and bounced back into the air. This happened exactly six times. When finally the plane was on the ground, the speed was too much for the remaining airport. The pilot stopped by a junkjard and told us, "This is where I can get you. You need to walk out on your own"

I was with a friend and I told him I was surprised how fast we good out of the plane. My friend told me it was such a small so we did not have to wait for several minutes until all the passengers got out.

I walked from the plane straight to a parking lot. I did not walk inside the airport or nothing. It was day and the parking lot was not very big. It had about 60 parking spots. I walked by several cars, but I could not find mine. I saw my being driven by someone else. The windows were broken and he jumped the car, so I knew it was mine.

I pulled my droid phone, but its battery was very low. I called the police and hopped the battery lasted. The police told me I needed to visit the station and complete some paperwork to report the robbery. I told him I had no car to get there and I wanted them to come and pick me up.

A short while, my friend drove a black Jeep. He told me it was a rental for only $65 a day. I was pissed because it was going to be such a big expense. I got to a odd hotel-casino. There was a slot machine that would help me to claim my vehicle. This machine, had 8 slots and very odd symbols on it. I put a coin and passed level 1 (what???) I needed to place another coin to hit the jackpot and be able to claim my stolen car. I had several attempts and the slot machine played odd songs. There was a guy asking for a quarter for his machine, but I told me I had my own problems too. I spotted on the floor a huge quarter... about 5 inches diameter.

I appeared at a town I lived when I was a teenager. I decided to drive to my home, now in my car. I started to cross a brige (such bridge does not exists on waking) but I needed to turn around for something.

14.02.2011

Night drive, day scape. (DILD)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I wad driving in the freeway. My wife was next to me and we were talking about some psychic exercises I was doing. My wife recalled some psychic attack I did to someone in waking several months ago. My wife told me, "I love your dark energy." I do not know where the heck this comes from... I am a good guy and a spirit of light! I guess my darker ego showed up in the dream. I found funny what my wife told me.

It was very hard for me to drive. I could not drive straight in my lane and I would change lanes without wanting to. I also could not keep a constant speed while driving. My vision was very blurry and I felt extremely tired. We arrived to some sort of mall and I saw everything super blurry. I felt it was not normal for me to be so tired, having a big time driving and such a low vision. I checked my hands. My index finger was very thin and long. I knew I was dreaming, but I needed more proof. I asked my wife to please check her hand. She also had six fingers. I decided to take a flight to make my dream stable, however, my lucidity was not great. I followed the plot of the dream and lost lucidity.

We entered the mall and my wife was mad at me for some present I gave her or something I do not recall well. She suddenly told me, "Yeah right, go get one of those 75% discount sunglasses like you always do." Funny, I have never bought my wife sunglasses in waking, I wonder why I dreamed that. I told her I was not going to buy any sunglasses this time.

I wanted to leave the mall, however, it had no windows, no doors and the roof was made out of steel. All I wanted to do was to leave. I saw some sort of reception and saw an exit behind reception. I could see the sun coming from the outside. I turned lucid again, it was night a while ago, it was impossible to be day so fast. I walked towards the reception and said, "12th floor, please." The receptionist told me, "There is a private party there and you have no ID." I told her I just wanted to go through the door to be able to exit the mall, I did not plan to take the elevators. She informed me, "We are going to need an attorney to witness you are indeed just exiting the mall." I replied, "Oh, come on... This is a dream, I will wake up eventually!" I had no dream control on this particular dream. I saw some guys approaching the door. They were granted access. I got next to them and ran outside.

A guy asked me how much did I charged for a Tarot reading. I told him I was dreaming in that moment. The guy was surprised. Before I decided to take a flight, I lost imagery of the dream.

I had a FA in my room. I had a ton of e-mails from Amity, however, when I tried to read one, it would not open. I also started to write down the dream in my pillow and read some scripts about meditation when I woke up for real.

10.02.2011

Meeting Dreamer (DILD)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I was in some sort of fighting tournament. The tournament was playoff based, with only one fight per round. All the DC I saw were random and appeared very strong. Also, there was a female DC.
It was my turn to fight and I entered the arena, I was a little afraid but I had to embrace. The battle ended pretty fast making me a victor. It was also my turn to fight again and I felt I did not rest from the previous fight. I was walking around the resting area a little worried. The resting area was made like a Colosseum. The walls and the floors were made of big squares of dark gray stones and some dirt. I had to fight a huge guy, but for some reason, I saw a book in the battle arena. I opened the book and realized it was that guy's Akashic Records. I started to mess up with them until he went bananas and defeated himself.

I exited the area waiting for quarter finals. I had to face this female DC and she told me, "Do not even thing in messing up my Akashic Records. I am a psychic and if you try, you will get confused and defeating you will be easy."

While I was planning what to do, I asked to myself, "What the hell I am doing in a battle arena? I do not fight! I am a spiritual person, not a fighter. I turned lucid and wondered where the that weird dream came from.

I exited the Colosseum and saw a dirt road. I decided to fly to make my dream stable. The sky was very blue, not even one cloud. I could feel the warmth from the sun on my face. I felt great. Dreamer came to my mind and the warm feeling arrived. I saw mountains on my way and flew faster, hopping to find Dreamer.

The mountains were very high but I could fly over them. I landed in a green and beautiful field. The field was surrounded by mountains and the sky was still very blue. The ground, was all dark green grass. I saw Dreamer meditating in the middle of the field. I flew towards her and I sat in front of her. I had a very intense warm feeling, bigger than ever and I was very happy. All I wanted to do was to stay with Dreamer. She opened her eyes and she hugged me. I felt joy. The dream started to fade and I really wanted to stay more time with Dreamer. I started to move my eyes and the dream quality increased.

Dreamer told me, "I am very happy to see you. I feel very connected with you. It is so great we are dreaming of each other all the time." I realized that due our time zone, she was not dreaming yet, so I figured she might have been thinking about me or a piece of her consciousness traveled to my dream. Dreamer did not act nor had the same energy as a regular DC.

Dreamer decided to lie down in the grass. I also did. We were looking at each other eyes. It was a continuous, permanent and without distraction eye contact. I knew I was going to ruin my REM, but I did not care. It was the perfect moment. Dreamer and I were looking into each other's eyes and after a while, the dream started to fade. I allowed it to end and woke up with a perfect image of Dreamer face, eyes and smile.

08.02.2011

The dungeon to 1800s city. (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I was in a big room. I was looking for a secret passage or something that would lead me to Australia and get to meet Dreamer. The room was very dark, it was lit with candles and torches with oil burning. The floor and the walls were made of solid stones. The room was very dark, I could barely see.

There was a secret compartment that hace a small statue of Nelson's Head (from The Simpsons) When the compartment opened, I could hear his laugh, "Haaaaaaaa-haaaaaaaaa" I decided to enter this hole and explore, maybe it would lead me to where I wanted to go.

I entered the hole and appeared in a different dungeon. There were a few stone briges and I followed them until I saw light. I exited to a very old school town. I observed how a stoned door closed on my back, making me unable to return from where I came. There were no big buildings and the construction was mainly made out of stone. The walls were painted with pale colors, oranges, pinks and blues. I started to wonder if I could get home. I was in an odd city that I did not know and I knew I was not near home. There were no cars, only vehicles pulled by horses. I was excited to explore the place, but I needed to go home. I had an odd map that looked like:







I was able to understand the map. I walked in a small old school market. They sold mainly produce, but some, had brass figurines and other artifacts. I could hear the voices from other DC announcing their stores.

I started to jump to ceilings in order to get back home. I remember I wanted to meet with Dreamer, so I started looking for her. I had a FA somewhere and then I woke up for real.

07.02.2011

Meeting old friends (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I met with Josan, one of my friends, a friend from Spain who I it has been years since I met with him.

We were talking about how the years passed and how our lifes were going. It was night and we were walking in a not so busy street. Suddenly, we saw a bus where a lot of young asian females got out from the bus.

I wondered if my friend settled down or he would try to talk with the ladies. We walked by the bus and ignored the ladies. We were going to the disco. We talked about Danny (waking friend, in our group of friends, Josan, Danny and I were the core of the group) and we also talked about Amity. I told him I was going to meet with her soon.

We arrived at the disco, I observed a few weird posters and lost recall from here.

07.02.2011

Invisible furniture (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I was in a very big house. It was not my regular house, in fact, I was living with some made up parents.

The house walls were colored in several different colors. The major color was blue and indigo. I started to explore the house. I entered some rooms and I felt there was invisible furniture and invisible presences.

Suddenly, my dad (who I think it was Vegeta, lol) arrived home. He arrived with Goku, who was in a very bad shape condition. He helped him to get in bed and notified me to be quiet.

I continued exploring the house. The house was dark, but I could see well. The walls were naked, I found no portraits, no lamps, nothing... solid colors. Now, the colors were dark blue.

I entered a room, where a female DC who was possible a made up sister told me about her new toys. I found an odd flashlight that had several different colors. I though that if I switched the light to indigo, I could see the invible stuff, so I did. I saw an invisible ladder that brought me to a different room, where all the stuff was invisible.

For some reason, I wanted to wake Goku up. I realized that if I said the word, "Cookie" he would wake up, so I did say it and he ran to me, as he approached at me, my cat suddenly freaked out.

I started to talk with my dad. I told that I was going to meet with Amity soon. I told him I wanted to see her.

01.02.2011

Welcome to my dreamworld's home! I am very happy to see you. (MILD)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I want to say, I have been recording several longs dreams, but I have never had time to record them properly (still on paper) I have been lately very busy, as usual.
Most of my recent dreams, are a lot related with Psychic stuff. The demanding for Tarot Reading has spiked and I have been doing a lot of readings to different people. Being channeling so many time (in order to generate a proper and accurate reading) plus my focus on Astral Travel, meditation, teaching the classes for MILD and getting started to offer guided meditation classes (not online and not free) has my focus in the subject.

I was teaching a class of MILD to my students on a big class. The desks were green and had a small drawer for workbooks and stuff. After teaching the class, I went to another class, but this time, it was some sort of psychic class. I was not the professor now, but a student.
I somehow realized I was dreaming, but the quality of the dream was not good. However, as time passed, quality increased. Suddenly, I realized that Dreamer was missing. My dream quality spiked. Someone said he could try to find Dreamer and find out the reason she is missing class. I said, "No, I will do it. I am very energy sensitive and I am pretty attached to Dreamer I will take care of it.

I started to meditate, I wanted to follow the plot of the dream. I recalled I had some non lucid dreams with Dreamer and I wanted to start working on dream sharing. I focused on her and suddenly a metallic chain appeared. This chain would lead me to Dreamer.

The dream scenery changed. I was traveling at a very high speed. All my surroundings were gray and all I could see, was a huge chain under me. After a few seconds, I got to a different place. This new place it appeared to be like a big home, however, it was not a regular house, it was like a cave, but with proper lighting, very clean and proper furniture.

The entire place was all blueish. Most of the furniture was blue, the light was blue. I saw a small bookshelf with several energy stones. All the stones were lapis lazulis and blue tiger's eyes. I also found some hematites, but these were blue as well instead of black/metallic. I think I saw a few stuffed animals, blue and blue cyan. Suddenly, my heart pounded and I felt a presence. I heard a very sweet voice (a voice I imagine talking with Dreamer) I turned back and she was smiling at me.

Dreamer welcomed me and said, "Welcome to my dream plane. I am very very happy of seeing you here!" Come with me! Dreamer started to walk and toured me around the dream plane that was created. She told me that blue was the best color out there. Among all blue, I saw a large Onyx stone (actually, pretty large, about a feet long, but it was not heavy) The stone had some letters on it, but I did not want wake up trying to read them out. Dreamer told me, "I know you are afraid from bees. Keep this stone. You helped me already to fight my doctor's dream, now is time I help you back. The stone is yours."

I was very happy about that. I also saw some additional stones: quartz, lapis lazulis, opals, tiger's eye, jets, moonstones... a lot. There was a bigger stone that had several random stones attacked to it. For some reason, I decided to smell it. It smelled like freshly cut grass... like a rain forest... it smelled very good.

Dreamer invited me to enjoy a flight. We flew over the dream plane I felt very happy, but the dream ended as it was time to wake up.

29.01.2011

You alien fool, you can't take me down!!! I am indestructible!!!!!! (MILD)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I had two interesting dreams today. I woke up around 2:35 am and went to my reclining chair to try to Astral Project. I could not focus properly. Yesterday I prepared my taxes online and they worked out better than I though, so I was somehow excited. I went back to bed without success at about 03:02 AM. I have a few metaphysical requests to complete, but I know when my body is ready for that, and it wasn't last night. I focused on having a lucid dream, but on nothing specific. I completed the task of the month for February. I do not stop surprising myself with these taks. I have not incubated this task at all (in fact, I have not even focused on it) I guess my alter ego or subconscious loves these tasks... I always end up doing them, sometimes without knowing how. In fact, I only do the ToTM, because I am not really interested on the ToTY (my admin status would override the ToTY status) My streak is for eight months in a row... At least, I saw this on the 27th and dreamed it on the 30th.

Second dream (ToTM):

I needed to go to catch a plane to go somewhere. I was on a dirt road driving my car. If I had enough speed, my car would turn into a plane and started to fly. The interior of my car was exactly as my real waking car. I started to drive and to increase speed. I suddenly saw a 40 limit sign. I was suprised there was such sign, the road where I was, was exclusively for planes. I suddenly saw a lot of turns and made my driving harder (I was going fast and some where sharp turns) I could see the sand and dust around the exterior of my car, some mosquitoes and the bright sun bothered me (I wore no sunglasses for some reason)

Suddently, I found myself running in these weird place. I could see two planes getting farther every time and flying away. I was pissed because I missed my plain and it would be impossible to catch it. I tried to take off without success, I needed to run faster to take off. I ran a few minutes and got to the end of the road. It was night now and I saw a city with a lot of lights and buildings.

I realized that it made no sense all these plane stuff so I turned lucid. I was not grounded enough and somehow still following the plot. A voice told me that I needed to fly to the plane. I started to fly to the plane and the voice told me to fly faster. I started to complain out loud, "Gee... easy to be said. I just turned lucid right now and it has not been a lot I fell asleep. I will wake up!!!" The voice ignored me. I saw a few planes in the sky, some where close and some where far. I saw a few tiny planes (well, not tiny, but those were far, far away already) The voice told me my, "Your plane is one of the farther ones, get it." I complained, "Oh come on!!!! Those are very far and I will not even know which one is mine." I saw a plane pretty close to me. The plane had little dots of light (like starts) following it.

I landed and I though, "Screw this plane thing... I do not care. I am dreaming." I approached a wall and I saw a very dark void. I realized it was a wormhole. I though, "Well, another ToTM where my subconscious does the hard for me, good!" I entered the wormhole and saw darkness for a few seconds. I moved my head to not wake up and appeared in a weird city.

It was night and the color of the sky was dark-reddish. All the buildings were extremely tall but thin (they were no wider that 10-15 square feet) but each building had like 500 stories. It looked like this:








I landed in a weird looking restricted area and entered a room. I saw a female DC, human alike but had three boobs and was levitating. I though there was always time for a "quickly" in a lucid dream. After all, she was a dream character and would not complain. I made sure I kissed her a few times for the basic task.

I left this room and took off again. I entered a one of these weird buildings, but I found it empty. The doors opened like the Star Trek ones. Even made the same noise (funny... I have not seen a single episode of Star Trek for at least 12 years) I entered a room, but it was empty. The bed was pretty small and there was almost no furniture. I decided to leave and I flew through the window. I made a small hole and crashed, but when I attempted a second time, I could break through.

I flew over a military restricted area. I suddently avoided a fire beam and landed. There was a weapon about five feet long and three feet wide. It had a lot of different ways to shoot. There was a guy, about three feet tall and he tried to kill me. He told me, "I want to try this out! Stop there!" I told him, "I will help you, but first tell me. Were are you? Where is this planet?" He replied something like, "We are a more advance civilization that you. We are in a parallel dimension of your planet. We are not violent, but we like to have a good defense, now stay still." I was happy I completed the ToTM again and suddenly, I got hit by another red laser beam. I stopped in the ground and opened my arms. My chest was pointing that huge weapon. The weapon shot me fireballs, pink beams of laser, uzi alike amo (but a lot faster), electricity and white blasts. The alien started to get frustrated and I started to laugh out loud. I started to walk towards him and the weapon went berserk, it started to shoot even faster. I could feel the hits from it and heard several different shooting noises (lasers, electricity, uzis, explosions) I said out loud, "YOU CAN'T HARM ME. I AM NOT IN MY PHYSICAL BODY! I AM INDESTRUCTIBLE!!!!!!!!!!" I closed my arms and surrounded myself in a energy bubble. I focused on expanding the bubble and destroy the weapon. It was too powerful. I should a dragon ball alike cry and my energy bubble expanded and grew bigger in seconds. It incinerated the weapon and some buildings around, however, the alien was still alive. He ran towards me and tried to punch me, I avoided him and flew away. I woke up.

27.01.2011

A zombie turns me into Sailor Moon (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I was lazy to write down all dreams, and from now, I am going to hesitate to post all my dreams recalled (specially fragments, work dreams, etc) and make my readers bored. I will only post dreams that are at least, decent.

I was with my wife in front of a house. The house did not look creepy at all, in fact, the garden of the house was very well up kept and the neighborhood looked high end. It was day and warm. I needed to enter the house and for some reason, kill some zombies (I do not play videogame nor watch zombie movies. My wife's Magic The Gathering favorite deck is a black Zombie deck. But she uses the zombies, so "they" are not against her. I was somehow excited and I was not afraid. As on most of my dreams, I was semi-lucid, but I did not care too much about it.

When we entered the house, we saw a big living room. I observed some steps on the side going to the second floor and some odd furniture in front of me. We walked to the middle of the room and we saw no zombies. I did not have a weapon and I was wondering how I was going to deal with my zombies. Suddenly, I hear the laughing of a kid. I told my wife, "The zombie kid has a chainsaw! We need to grab it." My wife walked around the stairs and the kid started to chase her, I was on the other side of the stairs. I pushed the kid and stole from him his chainsaw. I butchered his head. I want to point out these zombies were all gray and I saw little to no blood.

After the living room, we went to a few bedrooms. The furniture looked old school but nothing was creepy nor bloody. Suddenly, a zombie came out of a closet and jumped on my back, but my wife was able to kill it before it got to a bigger issue. We navigated through a few rooms. All the zombies were human shaped, no animals or abnormal monsters.

We got to the kitchen. Several cabinets were open and I was suspicious that we were going to suffer a ambush. My wife felt hungry and wanted to cook something. I told her she needed to watch out, for possible smaller zombies lurking inside the cabinets or something. I saw a cabinet that was full of stuff. I grabbed the chainsaw and placed it inside the cabinet, then turned it on. All I saw was a lot of pieces of white papers flying around. I felt that in the oven, a zombie could be hidden, so I turned it on, maximum heat. I relaxed as I did not see more thread. Suddenly, a zombie appeared from nowhere and jumped on me. The zombie looked like this (one of my Wife's zombie cards for her deck):







The face on the zombie, was extremely close as this one, however, he wore no cape and his whole head looked the same. The zombie was on me, however, I was not afraid. I grabbed a huge knife and started hitting his head, but the zombie did not seem to care. The zombie bit me on the neck, vampire style. I started to levitate, away from the house. My wife told me that I was going to turn into something weird or a zombie and I could never leave the house. I started to fly away but a odd barrier did not allow me to. A witch appeared from nowhere and told me I was cursed. She tuned me into Sailor Moon!! (LOL):







It has been ages I do not watch her. So I was surprise this turned around this way. On the own dream, I wondered why I was dreaming about this. As most of my dreams are semi-lucid, I only count as lucid my dreams with full lucidity. My wife liked me more as I am (for obvious reasons) so she though that killing the zombie who attacked me, would turn me back to my own self.

We entered the building again. I was not waking anymore, but levitating. My dream body was Sailor Moon's. I wanted to be ready for more zombies, but I realized that as I was bitten, they would not attack me now. I needed to go to the restroom, I saw that I was in front of the female's restroom, however, I entered it as I was in a female's body. I wondered if I would be able to wipe myself properly afterward, as I am used to the male body I had. When I got to the toilet, I woke up.

12.01.2011

Odd meditation and healing facility (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Three dreams for today.

Third:

I arrived to a place, next to the beach were people was doing some weird meditation and healing. People were laying down on the ground and they were covered by water. After a while, they would loose consciousness due some weird gasses the water had. Then, the healing process started.

I though myself it was going to be a great place to Astral Project and I decided to sign up. After a while waiting, a guy told me to sign up and to get into a swimsuit. I started to search for a swimsuit in a bag, but I realized I already had one. I found some boxers inside my bag. One of them had music and hearts painted all around. I found a few dirty ones as well.

I laid down and the ground was wet. I asked the guy if this was a good Astral Projection aid. He told me it was not, that I only would archive blurry vision. I laid down again and tried to get comfortable, but there were some iron chairs on the way and I was not happy.

I had some sort of Christmas tree, but about one feet tall. I had to place that tree on my head, or at least it was what I thought. I asked a lady who was next to me. She told me I had to open the tree. I pushed a button and the tree inflated like a balloon. It said a noise something like, "wouldooooooo" I found some balloons by the tree and I had to remove them. After I while, I had a like a blue mat with holes. I was supposed to place those mats on me and they would soak up sun's energy and transfer it to my chakras.

I woke up.

Missed dream signs:
- The whole dream was odd.

12.01.2011

Two level soccer game. (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Three dreams for today.

First:

I was playing soccer with my wife and four or five other dream characters. I was having a lot of fun and enjoying the game. I was playing as a goalkeeper but I made a few runs as well.

We were playing on pavement and I noticed a huge pothole that was filled with water. We were playing like in a two level field, it was hard to explain.

There was a moment that I grabbed the ball and ran to the opponent's goal. There were no one trying to steal the ball from me, so I scored a goal.

Missed dream signs:
- The soccer field was weird.

11.01.2011

El Pollo Loco gross-out (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Finally I am settle and I hope I can start writing down my dreams daily again. My recall did not get affected. I recalled four dreams, but I was too tired to write a lot of detail.

Third:

I was driving with my wife heading to El Pollo loco (a Mexican style KFC) We were going to complete a mystery shop at this location. When we arrived, I was surprised, because instead of finding the usual establishment, we found a kiosk.

The kiosk was very small and there were three ladies. I requested 10 pieces of legs and thighs. The place did not look like they were selling chicken. The lady walked towards a dumpster. Three guys came out from the dumpster and pulled a whole chicken (but as big as a turkey) from the dumb. It was already made, but it had trash all around.

The lady handed the chicken. It smelled bad and look grossly. I complained about such gross chicken. She told me that instea of charging $46 she was going to charge $32. She informed me they had no more chicken and it was all I could get.

Missed dream signs:
- Such weird Pollo Loco.
- The whole scenario from the dumpster.