Dream Logs DWN-12

Created Saturday 16 April 2016

All these dreams took place after a WILD attempt, one being a DILD, three DIELDs, and one non-lucid dream in between. There was one dream before I first awakened, but my laziness caused me to only remember a fragment.

Spoiler for spoilered to save space:

Scrap Group 1
I was playing Dungeon Crawl - Stone Soup, auto-travelling down a few stairs. Soon, I encounter an enemy human. I'm then part of the game world, this presented in a more detailed view, as I could see the rough brown stone environment plainly instead of just ASCII symbols. I zap the guy with the Searing Ray spell, this appearing as a thin white beam. The man's skin then melts off his flesh in far too graphic a manner (not bad for a low level spell!). He somehow continues after me, stopping only until he's reduced to a mere skeleton.

Dream 1 - Challenge Unanswered
I got up from bed, feeling not too relaxed. It was still dark outside.

I looked in mirror, seeing nothing unusual. Out of random curiousity, I did a breath test, only to realize the dream state, affirming as much out loud. This was the perfect opportunity to try a recent goal of mine: have a sparring match with myself.

"Hey, what's up?", I blurt out. "Wanna fight?"

My reflection scowls at me. His eyes then go white. I just take this in good humor. So, I asked him again, but still get no response. Just then, my mirror form's face contorts, the eyes placed much wider than normal, and nose and mouth twisted towards opposite cheeks.

The dream gets hazy. I feel myself in bed, and awaken promptly. I keep still, and go for a DIELD.

Dream 2 - Nutcracker

I waited around in bed for a dream to form, but nothing seemed to happen. As I muttered my mantras, I was suddenly accosted by a figure from behind. Visible from the darkness was the form of a very, very tall, and somewhat stout Asian woman, her skin pale and hair dark. More spectacularly, she possessed four arms, two embracing my torso, and two others wrapped around my waist and locking my arms, while her legs were pressed beside my own.

The four armed woman roughly rolled me around in bed, all while squeezing me much too tightly between her soft skin. Much to my misfortune, this also forced me to unintentionally press down on my... er... family jewels. There was no pain, but, given everything else I felt, uh, let's just say that they by all means should have not remained intact. I tried telling her as much, but could only utter a breathless whisper. Meanwhile, she was having the time of her life, giggling on about how much fun she was having.

I knew better than to believe these near injuries, but this just got too intense for me to continue. I willed myself awake, albeit briefly, as I returned to sleep just as quickly.

Dream 3 - The Evil Psychic Giant Caveman and the Talking Otter

The visuals were slightly blurred. This took place within cloudy, ice blue skies, a snow-capped, mossy mountain in view, and all occurring within a traditionally animated cartoon world. I knew of my presence, observing this first hand, though I don't manifest physically.

Eventually, several figures float towards the mountain. Easily identifiable from this group are Dipper and "Grunkle" Stan from Gravity Falls, who were levitating along with an unknown man. The other two were much larger in scale. One was a buff giant man three times the height of a normal human, dressed only in a fur loincloth, and his wild hair and thick moustache reddish brown. The other was a huge, brown furred talking otter or a similar mammal, who spoke with some type of English accent.

The giant man makes ill-tidings on the fate of the world. With a gesture, the other unknown guy's head is telekinetically ripped off his body. Following that, the smaller man's eyeballs vanish into his skull, while his veins and capillaries pierce through his skin, whipping around like worms. His head is then dissolved into nothing but a skull. Then, with another swipe of the giant man's hand, Dipper and Stan are psychically tossed into the horizon.

After that, those titans levitate to the mountain's peak, where they enter a cave. Their home, it seems, a few pieces laminated wood furniture within an otherwise crude, grey stone interior. The giant man places something inside a cabinet, them walks off to another opening, the otter following behind him, as both exchange banter.

"I still can't believe you've built a locker for one of those mortals.", quips the otter.

"Hey, that's not what I was gonna use it for!", grumbles the giant. "Not at first! It was for my collection of..." His voice trails off.

A woman of their scale appears, a light skinned woman with wild, blonde hair, darkcircles visible under her eyes, and wearing a very revealing fur dress. She seemed bored as she rummaged through various cabinets. The otter then reappears, seeming very nervous.

"Madame, I say, please, do be careful! if you need anything, you need not do anything but..."

"Hey, chill!", she interrupts in a bimbo-ish tone. "I was just, like, trying to dump slime all over the place, and stuff." That didn't change the otter's mood.

Don't know what happened until dream ended. I felt myself waking up, ready for another DIELD.

Dream 4 - Just Chill

I was back in bed, the amplified noise of the AC confirming my dream state.

Waited around for a dream to form, but nothing seemed to happen. Just then, I felt a hand rubbing my back, soothing but very cold to the touch. I turn around, and an unusual woman formed of glowing, faintly blue mist, her face similar as the one before.

"You should learn to ease yourself", she says in a soft tone.

The mist woman gently tilts my head away from her, and continues stroking her hand on my shoulders and back, all while occasionally blowing chilled, placid wind towards me. It was very soothing.

This goes on for about two minutes, until light stops illuminating the area. I awaken briefly to perform another DIELD.

Dream 5 - Void Confrontation

I was in bed, already certain I was in a dream state.

Felt invigorated, and eager for a rumble. I tried visualising myself on desolate cliffs, set in purple skies. I waited for a while, but nothing seemed to happen.

So, I just stood up on bed and thought to get started then and there, starting by just shadow-fighting, punching and kicking the air as a child would. Music then begins playing, Metallic Madness Present from Sonic CD, which really pumped me up.

Suddenly, I'm slapped from the back of my head. The culprit appears in view. Turns out this was a floating, greasy slice of pepperoni pizza. I tried striking and catching it, but it was very evasive, darting and dodging around at insane speeds.

And then, I'm "drop-chuted" into the void, just falling into emptiness. As I descended, another figure dropped in after me, who happened to be Mordecai from Regular Show, humorously enough. When he got close, I bopped him in the face, and tossed him away; there was bigger fish... er... pizza... to fry.

Soon, I caught sight of the slice. I flew after it, requiring I make wild turns and loops to finally catch up. The slice then stood in place, where it immediately changed form. It now appeared as a thick, tasty looking hamburger, padded by much lettuce. As I snatched at it, I was suddenly blasted far away by a powerful shockwave.

Once I recovered, I noticed the hamburger becoming huge in the distance, growing many stories tall. It also attained a humanoid body, it's previous form now its oversized head, with the addition of some angry googly eyes. What's more, it was dressed fancily, wearing a black wool vest and dress pants, white collared shirt, red tie, and gleaming black dress shoes and tiny bowler hat. The Hamburger Titan ignored me in favor of attacking some unknown smaller figures on a glowing platform beside it, swiping at them and firing beams from his fingers.

"Oh, yeah?" I yell. "Well how about this!"

I drew my index and middle finger on my forehead, focusing energy there. On pointing at my target, I fire a spiralling yellow beam.

"Special Beam Cannon!"

The projectile closed in. Just then, the background music comes to a close. And with that, the Hamburger Man and the others just sort of shrug and walk off without a care. Of course, the beam missed entirely, and bursts in the distant darkness with a low rumble.

Then, I see an image in the distance. This shows an Asian woman working at an office, requesting files and supplies from her peers. Soon, I'm "yanked" back in bed, where I slowly awaken.