The Cusp

Failure to Launch
Recall: 9/10
Sleep: Nap
Sleep Position: Unknown

My brother, mother and I are riding bikes to my brother's house. We arrive, and my brother asks wants to ask to do something because his wife doesn't like my mother. I say "How about instead I do whatever the hell I want because this is a dream!". I think for a moment about what tipped me off that I was dreaming, but can't think of anything in particular. Just spontaneous lucidity I guess.

I try to fly, but it doesn't work. I try levitation to get things started, but that doesn't work. I try jumping really high over and over, but keep falling back to the ground. As I'm picking myself up from the ground, I see a mother and her young daughter getting out of a car. They were walking my way until they saw me jumping around like a fool. They mother say "Let's get out of here!", concerned I'm some kind of lunatic, which I am!

I go up to the little girl and say to her "How would you like to fly with me?" I take both her hands and try for the both of us to fly, but still no go. I try jumping, and it doesn't work again. I then grab the little girl and try throwing her up into the air a few times, but that doesn't work either.

The little girl finally says to me "Your bottom half is too dense." SHe then tells me there is a man inside the temple they were going to who can help, who can open my third eye. She has me intrigued, so I follow her inside.

Inside is a cavernous game dungeon, and I see a few other players running around. I go deeper into the maze of caverns and see players belonging to a griefer guild run out of a tunnel. I check to make sure this isn't a PvP area, and it's not, but then turns into one, and they attack me. Being badly outnumbered, I run for it.

those asshole greifers are lucky I wasn't still lucid, or I would have fucked them up with wounds that never heal.