I'm a receptionst at a hotel of some kind. A guest comes towards me. He starts complaining with a wierd accent.
Him : '' What is zis hotel ?? I want ma maney back !! ''
Me : '' Why is that, kind sir ?? ''
Him : '' First, I ask fo a sheet ( He pronounced it like ' shit ' ) to sign in za hotel. But no ! Zey say, you wanna sheet, go to za toilet. I clearly want TWO ( He spat ) sheets unda ma bed. ( He wants ' to shit ' under his bed
) Second, I go to za restarantz. Everyone haz a fork ( He pronounced it ' F*** ' ) on is table. I ask a waitrez for a fork, but she juzt zmiles - ''
I interupted him : '' You better not f*** on my table, you son of a b****. '' Then I woke up.
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