My little sister put a quarter in the wall of some food stand and climbed onto a table, which started spinning around crazily. My mom said, "I'm glad to see she's getting so much enjoyment out of the telephone." |
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A random buff guy standing next to me naked screamed "I am.... MASTER SHLONG" So loud in one of my LDs it made me lose lucidity. |
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My little sister put a quarter in the wall of some food stand and climbed onto a table, which started spinning around crazily. My mom said, "I'm glad to see she's getting so much enjoyment out of the telephone." |
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"Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistant one."
Albert Einstein
Yup, it's from Marked. |
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"Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistant one."
Albert Einstein
I can't remember if this one was actually said or if I saw it written down somewhere, but I definitely remember thinking about it. Somebody told Pingu to do well in his exams and get at least a D grade. Pingu then answered: "I will have a poo." |
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In a non-lucid dream, it was my birthday. I had made a friend out of a ghost girl, and decided to invite her to join in the celebrations. |
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Me: Whoa... I'm dreaming!!!! |
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Another from me. |
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I was lucid making out with a girl in the bathroom. All of a sudden a bunch of guys rushed in. I tried to stop them but they kept coming. I left, and later on I met up with the same girl in a different location. |
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I'm at school. I ask my teacher to |
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That's, uh... kind of icky. |
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"Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistant one."
Albert Einstein
Overdone in my case but: |
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"you will not transform this house of prayer into a house of thieves"
I don't have a funny quote but rather a crazy little thing that happened. I was hanging out with this girl from work who used to be engaged but just recently broke up with her fiance, and she is NOT happy about it. Suddenly my cell phone started ringing and she picked it up and said "No Boyfriend is calling." I said "what?" Then she said "someone named 'No Boyfriend' is calling you." I took the phone from her and looked the little screen and sure enough the name on the screen was "No Boyfriend." FASCINATING!! |
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"Someday, I think you and I are going to have a serious disagreement." -- Hawkeye (Daniel Day-Lewis) Last of the Mohicans
"So that's how it is!" |
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If you see a strange typo in my post, blame my iPad for that.
Short story series about LD'ing:
http://www.dreamviews.com/artists-corner/140705-short-story-series-community-involvement-needed.html#post1990516
some old bald guy kept yelling "SQUEEGEE!!" over and over again...like, in my face. |
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the news reports on the radio said it was getting worse
as the ocean air fanned the flames
but i couldn't think of anywhere i would have rather been
to watch it all burn away
"It's fitz" |
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I'm a receptionst at a hotel of some kind. A guest comes towards me. He starts complaining with a wierd accent. |
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I was in my kitchen and I saw mum sitting outside. I walked outside to talk to her. |
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I looked at my watch in a nonlucid and a voice suddenly said "God likes it when you eat potatoes." |
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