how to have sex in a lucid dream.

**heat54** · 02-09-2012 12:44 AM

i knew i would attract more people (perverts). because yall didnt answer to " i need help doing a wild" i had to atrract more people. the fact that 1 out of 80 people answered my question that shows how selfish yall are. any way heres my question sisne yall didnt help me. ok. so i do the wbtb method then i do the wild. ok all i hear is sounds (wob wob wob). then it goes pitch black. i dont know if i failded or what. i tried 15 times and i would just sit there and wait for something to happen. one day i did a wild and waited for full SP, then i opened my eyes and all i saw was my room but i had a hole in my bed, and when i tried to move it felt like i was in wax, i was going all slow and shit. am i the type that haves dream eyes or can u guys just tell me step-by-step what to do. or just tell me y i cant see hypnogogic imagery. anyway goodbye

**Burke** · 02-09-2012 02:34 AM

That's quite the rude way to get attention, if you ask me. I read your previous post the other day when it was posted (yesterday I believe) and I'm sorry but I couldn't help you. It would've been pointless for me just to say, "Sorry, don't know," instead of just moving on and letting somebody who knows more about the subject than I answer. Also, if you have a difficult quesiton do not expect a definitive answer immediately. It's only been one day. Calm down, read around the forums a little bit, and then after a couple days if there isn't anybody replying just reply to your own thread asking if anybody can help instead of starting another attention thread. This way people will know that you are completely in the dark and will at least give some insight, even if they don't know that good of an answer.

**Puffin** · 02-09-2012 02:50 AM

That's not a very appropriate post. I came here initially because I could've helped in terms of dream control, not because I'm perverted or anything. Actually, any thread asking "how to _____ in a lucid dream" will often get a look from me. I also didn't see your previous post; many of my own threads and posts go for 300-400 views before getting a reply so 80 views is not much at all; to call people in this community "selfish" crosses the line because they are very generous when it comes to helping others out.

For WILD, you don't necessarily have to see HI; if you're getting blackness or seeing simple shapes, try gently manipulating them into a visualized dream scene.

**SpaceCowboyDave** · 02-09-2012 03:00 AM

You could start by typing in complete sentences and with decent grammar.

**Original Poster** · 02-09-2012 05:40 PM

Climb on top of someone's penis and start pumping. Problem solved.

Oh... nvm.

**heat54** · 02-09-2012 11:22 PM

Originally Posted by dave1701

You could start by typing in complete sentences and with decent grammar.

U could start by shutting the hell up. i got your complete sentance and complete grammar RIGHT HERE

**Puffin** · 02-09-2012 11:24 PM

Hey, let's just all take it down a notch, maybe ask a mod to rename this topic, and move on.

**SpaceCowboyDave** · 02-10-2012 01:52 AM

Originally Posted by heat54

U could start by shutting the hell up. i got your complete sentance and complete grammar RIGHT HERE

I'm just saying that I, many others am much less inclined to read and respond to a post with horrible grammar. Why would I take the time to reply to your post if you choose not to take the time to type out your post understandably?

**mcwillis** · 02-10-2012 03:03 AM

Once I was in an abandoned building and became lucid. I immediately commanded a slim, naked blonde to walk through one of the walls to have sex with me. She appeared and walked towards me. As she came close she pulled a knife from behind her back. We wrestled on the ground as I tried to disarm her. I was so freaked out that I woke up. I went back to sleep and had a regular dream until I saw the same naked blonde carrying a bigger knife. This triggered lucidity. Not only that, she now had a friend with her who was also naked and had a knife. They were definately looking for me. I skulked off and carried on with my lucid dream. I woke up and fell back to sleep until I had a normal dream where the friend of the psychotic blonde gave me the most awesome act of oral sex.