Thread: Share your dream from last night in one sentence

ONE sentence y'all ffs

I had a boil on my gums and when I pushed it, first a spaghetti shaped strand of congealed puss came out, followed by a spaghetti shaped strand of congealed blood eww.

Originally Posted by KestrelKat

My dad brought home a brand new super HD TV in a huge box for a 75-inch, but when we took it out the actual screen was small and square; the rest of it was just knobs and decorations!

Haha reminds me of MacDonald

I was in the italy level in counter strike and there was an anime girl there just frozen there, paused.

+ plunging towards water far below, trying to twist around so I'm not head-first; jumping among tiny precarious perches at terrifying heights (1000's of feet above the water), get the sticker right, guy does the next jump for me (don't remember being so scared in a dream for a long time)

+(f, late recall) "witness!" (faces?), major dream, forgotten

+ different classes @ school: new math instruction "the lego figures all explode" and are used for various math instruction, this is the last time this curriculum will be used ("lucky us" (sarcastic)), class in math on the board, most students are far behind but not me, I have a system where I do assignments right away; girls talking about the girl with the blue hair and all the blue dye it takes; drawing pattern class where you make a little pattern that gets repeated across the screen, it must be artistic, teacher says "horrible!" in a foreign language, I ask if there are any objective criteria for judging the resulting drawings, I see them very well as the patterns spread and merge across the screen, the instructor pattern is a few small concentric arches and a few swoopy see-bird patterns.

+ lying on back with a small girl in a group, trying to get fruit-encased (green gelatinous, kiwi) shells to fire in a revolver, one finally pops up a bit into the air and falls back between us, we try shooting 4 or 5 most, are duds.

In a classroom (again), going for brain-killing exam.

Roaches growing to human size and trying to tear me apart

nap:

+ big, weird tennis: huge court, on my side are 3-4 more (girls?), the net is about 20-30 feet up in the air, they're not hitting me the ball, when they finally do, I hit it poorly, bouncing it of the tall wall to the left like in racquetball, again when the ball comes to me, it's big and heavy like an orange, "they're hitting an orange to me!"

On a space station a girl lured a boy onto one of the stations many satellites and used her telekinetic powers to push the satellite out of its orbit and banish the boy into the depths of outer space.

only 3 hours sleep >m<

_(f) i was fixing something, maybe laptop or phone, in a weird way. barely remember

Looking for amiibos inside refrigerators in Walmart.

Afternoon nap, but since I'll probably forget the rest for tomorrow morning:


- I woke up to check the time on my phone, and it was 7:05 AM, and I thought I had to go to work today, and I started asking some relatives why they didn't wake me up early, and they stated that the grace of God was more important, and I started bawling my eyes out wondering what my co-workers would say if I showed up late to the manager's meeting.

2 martial arts masters were using swords to help a lady with a medical condition where her butt crack was stuck together.

+ (FA?) someone's poking a finger into my ribs, harder and harder, jiggling it around faster and faster, it turns into a torturing tickle, I wake up IWL saying "WHAT are you DOING!?" and wake up my wife

+ (FA/[fake?]SP?) evil presence near my right ear, I can barely move, I make a religious gesture over and over, use left arm to help my right arm move

+(f) I'm on a team (water polo?), some guys there are introducing me to other guys

+ FA in childhood home, go out on the deck, look down to the back yard, see a big cat lying there, see complex stone patterns on the lawn to the left, really surprised at this

+ FA talking to ~Dreamer~, telling her about all the FAs I had this night

+(f) in a restaurant, looking at the food

+ the lucid dreaming supplement pills and the colorful candy all spilled on the ground, I think I should say that I don't really take supplements any more

+I'm at work: I'm amazed at how many minorities are here; in a pharmacy, there are large packages of (earplugs?)

+ Movie Harry Potter scene: the class at Hogwart's waits for Harry (the teacher) to arrive, when he does he lectures about love/poetry, after class he walks along with one student

Yesterday (morning of 2015-08-18 comp #1):

+ pool party for cool guy, girl jumping across pool stream, girl drowning in pool stream (T daughter), pull her our and administer CPR, she's a barbie doll, coughs our brown/yellow water eventually

+ thugs in the intersection, teaching S2 to drive, Danny Glover's kids?, chase them out with cheese, head first in ground, "make it hell for us"

+ work meeting at N, there's a mole from R; girl talking about how many day's I've been working

+ at DD's dad's restaurant, they specialize the sauce for each individual customer's preferences

+(f) climbing a large structure of rough rocks

+ early investors complaining complaining that later investors got a much better deal

+(f) decorating a very large room


Today (morning of 2015-08-19, comp #2):

+ talking to guy who gets scary, flying (backwards?) over pine trees and little flying (bullets?), strange procession including the "King of the University" who approves my request (thanks to dad)

+(f) sexy-time (f-bl)

+(f) a guy and a TV, trying to get it to tune in

+ bowling 2 frames, floating over the lanes, tripping the foul line

+ reading music, playing my instrument, the notes are mostly low, including an F#

+ major renovation at childhood park, basketball level extended far forwards adding two more rows of courts, they've cut down most of the trees in order to make space for this, scary guys, look underneath the ground to see massive (water?) storage tank area

+ CD wants to move to "Heh-ward", I think this is a bad move, but I decide it's poor form to say anything

+ standing at counter, trying to figure out CG model, sexy-time a model?, girl at counter chastises me for confusing things; son screwing a girl on the side of highway, "they'll see what you're doing!"; pretty girl calibrating sensitive speech-recognition device, see counter girl again and joke about earlier antics

+ (LD #137) strange stars/lights, massive crowd laser-pointer effects show, climb hill, people sleeping on blankets among the crowd, cat walks and sits on guy's face, evading assassin with Kyle Chandler, assassin captured and put in irons, enter store, give guy my second soda, stop by pretty girl, compliment her, lucid, sexy time.

I woke for a wbtb but couldn't fall back asleep. I need to start working out more during the day, spend more energy.

_I was making music and dealing with sound design.

Two nights ago:

afternoon nap:

+ crashing a private backyard swimming pool with wife, get caught, escape on propeller hat down the hill, hide in Safeway, try to steal a (toy?) car from store but have to get past the guards, swimming pool man and son recognize us at the gate

night: sick, fever:

+(f) the grad school colleagues recognize me

+(f) walking through family where the women have really strange breasts, don't stop to look because the mother is holding a revolver

last night: dreams galore, probably a lot forgotten (mental journaling, no recording until morning)

+ ex-gf SB, phone, "she wants to marry me!", but I discover only because it's advantageous on her applications

+ adventure with biker gang: Tribes I raid: destroy enemy generator, package up their energy into canvas sack, must finish this in under a minute

+ with dad in backyard, asking him about how all the systems work (in case he passes away)

+ my son S1 the chemist, funny quote, fundamental experiment with three bubbles/spheres proving the basis of chemistry

+ trying to open the door to let girl teammate in, finally open it, she comes, and our group gives each other an emotional hugging farewell and write in each other's yearbooks

+ grocery store checkout, go look for frozen desert, (key lime pie? pack too large), choose green milkshake, cashier wants to add a surcharge, I get outraged, funny quote (toothpicks, fork)

+ I "come to my senses" and find my self vigorously rubbing the stockinged leg of a female friend during a party sitting next to me on the couch, I stop and sit there frozen in embarassed shock, the other women are sitting far from me because they know I tend to do this

+ Arriving home in car, go to house, wonder why my niece E is not coming with me, realize I'm naked, and understand that she's waiting for me to enter the house first

+(f) (DO?) woman phases through glass wall, approaches group, there's a surprise there

+(f) I see that my portable chess set has been put in the bag, I open it up to make sure all the pieces are there, the housekeeper must have put it away

Another boring classroom dream that felt happier than usual, and a place of uncontrolled isolated thoughts for me to be unaware.

A Dream Character showed me and a few other people a video where they had caught the shape of a ghost face, and the video turned out to be completely authentic with no signs of fakery - which proved that ghosts existed.

I woke up and felt a little bit freaked out, but also fascinated at the same time;
it would definitely be a pretty bizarre feeling if someone showed irrefutable proof of the existence of ghosts.

Work, lost phones, missing cars, sock sale, bleh

+ at work, rows of people all next to each other filling the room, see the S brothers/twins, everyone's tired big deadline soon; lunch counter, server ignores my order, friend spills his cup; lost my phone, call it and talk to guy who found it

+ sock sale at department store of my favorite sock with the colorful band on top, trying to find the right size, think about asking for help

+ parking lot, guard space that I plan to take; return to lot, they're doing a major cleaning, both cars are gone; talking to girl in hallway, shake hands her sister and brother, someone asks about the college she's going to, she says "To save my sanity I took two years" (of extension classes)

I masturbated Snow's from Final Fantasy XIII dreamy d*** and he fingered me as a thank you gift.

I was given a candy-making machine, but all the candy it made had Iranian propaganda printed on it.

Playing one of most intense, rushing parkour map in Terraria with my friend alone.

Disastrous recall, 2am bedtime will do that I've found. Interesting, but almost entirely forgotten dreams.

+(f) playing (vicious?) floor hockey in a hallway with JE from R?

+(f) (life is ruined) some desperate situation, a computer console is displaying critical secret data on multiple screens, some of which is highly sensitive for me, I'm trying to cancel the displays and take out the memory card to erase it, I return to find my enemy has smashed the display console and stolen the memory card, I'm screwed, he's chuckling evilly

Flying town using my Master Bolt (and I believe Dreamer had a second one lol)

I figured out Facebook's worst: Facebook publicly announced who has blocked whom. Lovely.