I'm tempted to post a facepalm here, but I don't want to be disrespectful.

Are you saying you're completely unaware of the very common phenomenon where people have a dream in which - for instance (but not limited to) their DC does a reality check, shuts "Hallelujia!" and then starts running around trying to fly or phase through walls, all without a hint of any actual lucidity? Or maybe he dreams of saying "I'm Dreaming!", but doesn't actually feel it? This kind of stuff happens all the time just before people start experiencing lucidity for real.

Like I said, I can understand not wanting to use the term false lucid, but let's not just pretend this doesn't happen.