Dream started in my room, I made energy flow out of my hand and I saw this blue light come from my fingertips. I knew it was a dream. This strange red being fell from the ceiling like a large drop of water. When it hit the ground it formed into the shape of a person. This being started messing with me a little so I made the blue light coming from my fingertips grow stronger and I filled the being's entire body with my blue light. He became my man-slave. I told him to close the blinds to test his loyalty and he did so. I told him to get me abducted by aliens and instantly there was a flash of bright white light and I was on an alien spaceship. There were little gray men, very traditional depiction of aliens, sitting all around me. They were eating tacos and burritos and hanging out, waiting for some action. I asked for them to get me a tons of fun burger (another thing I was trying to do). One of them said, "Oh okay!" and he went over to pick up an imaginary phone and fake dialed up a restaurant to get the hamburger and he had a fake conversation with nobody. "Why yes, I would like a tons of fun burger please. What do you mean you don't deliver to outer space? Well screw you buddy!" This alien happened to be very Canadian, and he was also kind of a dick.
Right after that they spotted another alien ship and i saw a zoomed out view of their ship (it was shaped like an right handed alpha-helix). Their ship somehow possessed the other alien ship and destroyed most of the life on board. I was now on this other ship and the aliens were raiding it, stealing stuff. I saw another type of alien, hiding, it looked like a half lion, half seal. I didn't say anything about it. The gray aliens disappeared and left me on board. The seal-lion alien jumped out and grabbed me, he was reasonably pissed. I kindly asked him for a tons of fun burger. He said that he had the technology to make anything out of pre-matter but he needed a blueprint. He asked if I had a blueprint, of course I didn't have a blueprint. I looked on a monitor and there was an alien commercial for this food stand/spaceship that could cook any food from planet earth! Was a cheesy commercial but I thought it was my best hope for getting a tons of fun burger, so I used a teleporter to get there instantly. I sat in front of the bar on a stool and the strange red being sat next to me.
So this other alien comes out, wearing a typical service industry vest and some oldschool ice-cream guy hat. The alien starts filling up a KFC bucket with chicken and I'm thinking no thank you. The red being starts to eat it and talks about how gross it is but keeps eating it. I ask for a tons of fun burger and the alien wants to know how I've heard of this, I tell him that they used to make them on earth and he becomes furious, claiming that it was he that originally created it. He teleports us down to a secret part of the ship where illegal/forbidden food merchandise is sold. Same kind of bar though. I also got to see a zoomed out view of the ship, it was on a giant manta ray space creature flying through space. While I wait the dream starts to destabilize so I relax and don't do anything, I'm just watching myself and the red being from a zoomed out view at this point. The alien serves us the food and my little avatar starts devouring it but I don't get to taste it, so I jump down with another body that I have first-person perspective of. I take a huge bite, holy shit it was delicious, worth all the trouble to get to it. I wake up.
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