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6.30-7am
Medium LD "Distracted"
We are walking down the street during some kind of carnival or festival. Street performers are doing various stunts. Then I notice a guy with a metal pole replacing these small covers in the ground.

At some point I feel the need to visit the bathroom. I walk over to the urinal, unzip, change my mind and go into a stall. I become lucid and start playing with myself, before realising it would be easy to summon some company.

Leaving the stall I watch the bathroom door expecting a beautiful woman to enter the room. Sure enough the door opens. A slim, slightly Asian looking woman with long dark hair walks in.*...snipping lengthy adult funtime details...*

7.10-7.40
Medium LD "My Subconcious Cheats at Rock Paper Scissors"
I am walking through a city. Most of the shops are closed and there is scaffolding on the pavement. I'm barefoot and decide to go back for my shoes. This makes me lucid.

Heading into the closest bar, I find a DC sitting down nursing a pint of beer. "Rock Paper Scissors?"
He turns and we play. He chooses scissors. I chose rock. Hey I won! We play a couple more times and a female DC joins in for a threeway. The guy cheats by doing paper but with fingers open as if also doing scissors. Wait, what is that supposed to be?
"Hey, you're cheating!"
The guy nods sheepishly and we laugh about it.

I recall the stick-your-head-in-the-ground task as well, and decide to leave the building and try this one outside. However, the female DC follows me. "What are you doing. There's something not right about you."
Yeah, I'm lucid, and about to do weird stuff.

At first it is quite difficult to get my head into the earth. It turns into a sort of handstand. I manage to get my head part-way and make a small hole, but can't get more than up to my eyes. I experiment by lying on my face instead, and this sends me into a black void.

Finally two level-selector style images start floating in the void. I choose one of them, at random since neither look like Candyland, which was my intention.

An old style game starts. I control the character as a distant observer. The levels are set in the countryside, and the aim is to walk along the paths and roads without running into any enemies - in this case giant bugs. It's sort of like pac-man, but with curved paths.

I get to the next level and then a giant flying bug swoops in to attack me. I try to attack it but can't seem to control the character that well. So I possess the DC to gain first person perspective. The attacks of the insect cause a buzzing/vibration in the entire world. I start trying to smash the bug with my fist.

The scene fades. A guy is handing out strawberry laces. I eat some of them, and it is chewy and kinda tasteless, like the real thing. Another person is talking about Swiss currency not having any scratches or markings on it, because it is so rarely used.