Thread: DV Chat Quotes

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1017.13 Raspberry » luna get your kilt on
1017.17 Lunatide » Got it on
1017.23 Lunatide » Got my penis out an everything
1017.23 Raspberry » good boy
...
1019.18 Raspberry » i spent like an hour in the bath
1019.21 Raspberry » for this

[16:27] * Exotiraan goes up a parent and sees a thread 'Post Pictures of Nipples.'
[16:27] <Lunatide> GOES UP A PARENT
[16:27] <Lunatide> WHAT
[16:27] <Raspberry> .....

Revenge, Exo. Revenge...

We all spend an hour in the bath for me in a kilt.

going up a parent means going up one tier in a hierarchical structure.

[19:22:05] <%Oreoboy1996> so you're asking how many times i've been in the middle of a collapsing dream?
[19:22:05] <LolaStone> What?
[19:22:33] <somekindofpony> I guess
[19:22:37] <LolaStone> Oreoboy1996: How many times have you been in the middle of a collapsing threesome?
[19:22:43] <%Oreoboy1996> probably hundreds or thousands
[19:22:46] <somekindofpony> o-o
[19:22:48] Dead [[email protected]] has quit IRC: Ping timeout: 90 seconds
[19:22:53] <somekindofpony> me one
[19:23:17] <%Oreoboy1996> technically all of them since I have witnessed every single dream
[19:23:23] <%Oreoboy1996> i just don't remember every single one

lol


Oh and Luna, you didn't see the whole thing

Spoiler for silly Link:

[19:40:36] Linkzelda [[email protected]] has joined #DV
[19:40:38] DreamBot [[email protected]] has set mode +v Linkzelda
[19:40:43] <+Linkzelda> um
[19:40:50] <+Linkzelda> if anyone is bored and can do this for me
[19:40:57] <+Linkzelda> type "-esque" on google search, and tell me what you find
[19:41:05] <+Linkzelda> because I have three pictures of slash showing up lol
[19:41:12] <+Linkzelda> I even reality checked as well
[19:41:37] <cookieh> o__o
[19:42:01] Lunatide [[email protected]] has joined #DV
[19:42:19] <+Linkzelda> I guess it's just me?
[19:42:22] <+Linkzelda> *sigh*
[19:42:31] <cookieh> only you.
[19:42:43] <cookieh> been stalking slash?
[19:43:15] Lunatide dives into Linkzelda and hugs his fallen body
[19:43:30] <+Linkzelda> NO cookieh
[19:43:31] <+Linkzelda> omg...
[19:43:33] <cookieh> Linkzelda: you have found your soulmate. congrats.
[19:43:37] Lunatide forgot Linkzelda only dishes out bro fists
[19:43:42] Lunatide brok fists Linkzelda
[19:43:44] <+Linkzelda> I hate you all
[19:43:46] <Lunatide> bro*
[19:43:50] <+Linkzelda> I'm not stalking anyone
[19:43:54] <+Linkzelda> I was finding images for my dreams
[19:43:56] <+Linkzelda> fml
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[19:43:59] <cookieh> o__o
[19:44:05] <Lunatide> Butthurt
[19:44:06] <Lunatide> lol
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[19:44:09] <cookieh> i was just..i only...eh..wat.
[19:44:10] DreamBot [[email protected]] has set mode +v Linkzelda
[19:44:18] <+Linkzelda> AND NOT IMAGES OF SLASH
[19:44:20] Linkzelda [[email protected]] has quit IRC: Client closed the connection


I color them cause I'm bored...and it makes it slightly easier to read xD

[23:57:48] <omnis^dei> welcome to DV, where if you aren't mentally scarred, you can't read

[19:47] == fridge [[email protected]] has joined #DV

[19:48] <cookieh> hai fridge

[19:48] <fridge> efhweof

[19:48] <cookieh> o__o

*Action » Schlongalina^_^|Away pokes OwO
&Kendalina^_^ » i like how OwOs eyes always get so big at mention of genetalia
&Kendalina^_^ » OwO always pops up with big eyes when genetalia are mentioned
&Schlongalina^_^|Asleep » i like how quickly OwO logged out when she learned what a schlong is
&Schlongalina^_^ » uh oh, OwO's pedo radar must be going off
&Schlongalina^_^|Away » OwO, come rub my feet instead
&Forsaken » but where a pic of OwO?
&Forsaken » don't let maeni see it owo!
&Forsaken » at least i have OwO
*Action » Forsaken covers OwOs eyes
&Forsaken » i still haven't seen a pic of owo
&Forsaken » owo has only 4 more years to 18, and i am a very patient person
&Forsaken » i thought you went to bed owo
&Forsaken » nite nite owo
&Forsaken » hai OwO
&Forsaken » another OwO???
&Forsaken » i always pop up when OwO gets here
&Forsaken » OwO, come sit in my beanbag with me till this blows over
*Action » Forsaken pokes OwO
&Forsaken » OwO is sleep
*Action » Forsaken|Asleep pokes OwO
&Forsaken|Asleep » OwO looks sleepy
&Kendalina^_^ » OctoberWind: "i don't think we're in kansas anymore"
&Kendalina^_^ » cookieh|Asleep is a girl
&Kendalina^_^ » OctoberWind is a cute girl
&Forsaken » OctoberWind is only 20 years younger tha nme
&Forsaken » hay, let's hook up OctoberWind
*Action » Smoothalina gets smooth with OctoberWind

*Action » Kendalina^_^ stares at Dead
*Action » Kendalina^_^ stares at dead
*Action » Kendalina^_^ stares at dead
*Action » Forsaken|Away stares at dead
*Action » Forsaken stares at dead
*Action » Forsaken stares at Dead
*Action » Smoothalina|Asleep stares at dead

[20:41:47] <Irken> i've never seen so many women excited about poop

Awkward Moments with OldSparta!

<&OldSparta> I want in
<&OldSparta>
<Indeed> OldSparta: Want in what?
<&OldSparta> you.

Originally Posted by Indeed

Awkward Moments with OldSparta!

I just want to clarify that I am a artery sweeper. I shrink myself, and rid arteries of cholesterol.

[11:37] * Exotiraan shoud fip his cock over before he goes to seep tonight just so he can wake up and do an RC.
[11:37] <tommo> jtjrf
[11:37] <tommo> lol
[11:37] <tommo> how do you do that exactly?
[11:37] * Exotiraan stabs his [L] key a few times.
[11:37] <tommo> lol
[11:37] <Exotiraan> Must. Get. New. Keyboard.
[11:37] <%RareCola> I was so confused Exotiraan
[11:37] <@BlameItOnIceCubeBlue|BRB> !back
[11:37] == BlameItOnIceCubeBlue|BRB has changed nick to BlameItOnIceCubeBlue
[11:38] <%RareCola> I was like... how do you use your cock to do a RC?
[11:38] <@BlameItOnIceCubeBlue> RareCola: this crazy recipe started on June 12, and will be done in about 3 hours
[11:38] <%RareCola> Jesus
[11:38] <Exotiraan> Moving on...!
[11:38] <Exotiraan>
[11:38] * Mindraker sets topic to: using your cock to do a reality check

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Lol @ Ophelia

Haha! She's fuckin' hilarious. (Although that was out of context)

Automatic Chat Quote posted by fOrceez (forceez).
Comment: Smooth merlin is smooth.

Originally Posted by #DV

[08:37:22] <TigerLilly> If you pay for my flight
[08:37:32] <fOrceez> If i paid for my flight, ma'am
[08:37:35] <TigerLilly> I'm there in 2 days
[08:37:42] <fOrceez> You would not be sleeping in merlin's house
[08:37:43] <fOrceez> lol
[08:37:57] <TigerLilly> I have a comfy couch
[08:38:02] <TigerLilly> Come here
[08:38:04] <Dark_Merlin> haha
[08:38:06] <fOrceez> Will you be bringing it?
[08:38:08] <fOrceez> LOL
[08:38:13] <Dark_Merlin> LOL
[08:38:22] <TigerLilly> If you buy a ticket for my couch
[08:38:23] <fOrceez> I can imagine lilly rocking up holding a huge couch twice her size
[08:38:39] <TigerLilly> It will come along
[08:38:45] <fOrceez> Oh come on now, I'm sure merlin wouldn't charge you for accomodation (food maybe) but you'd charge us for a couch? :(
[08:38:56] <TigerLilly> Lol!
[08:38:58] <fOrceez> Dark_Merlin: ; is she drunk? XD or nay?
[08:39:12] <Dark_Merlin> hahah, no idea
[08:39:13] <TigerLilly> Come here and the couch is free
[08:39:20] <Dark_Merlin> i wouldn't charge you to stay in my house
[08:39:31] <TigerLilly> I wouldn't either!!!
[08:39:31] <Dark_Merlin> wood is on me
[08:39:36] <Dark_Merlin> ... *food
[08:39:38] <Dark_Merlin> fml.
[08:39:39] <TigerLilly> Come here
[08:39:43] <TigerLilly> Haha merlin
[08:39:45] <fOrceez> WOOD
[08:39:46] <fOrceez> HAHA
[08:39:58] <TigerLilly> Not sure I wanna come anymore =P
[08:40:15] <fOrceez> !!quote Smooth merlin is smooth.

Note: iBot is not responsible for the content of this post. If action is required, it should be taken against the user that requested the quote (forceez)

[16:56:53] <Irken> that's your cue to stop reading
[16:56:55] <mooseantlers^> Issue of the SPCA
[16:57:04] <DaveTheJoker> oh well I may be mad
[16:57:08] <&OldSparta> Vortaix: In that case, DaveTheJoker is mad
[16:57:16] <Irken> Dave is so mad
[16:57:19] <DaveTheJoker> Livin in this home is SUCH a DRAG
[16:57:22] <Vortaix> well i know that already, dont be so obivious OldSparta
[16:57:33] <Vortaix> i just wanted him to confess
[16:57:39] <DaveTheJoker> no
[16:57:44] <&OldSparta> lol
[16:57:48] <DaveTheJoker> people act silly online all the time
[16:57:56] <Litost> Stop with the fucking lyrics
[16:58:05] <DaveTheJoker> uhh
[16:58:06] <Vortaix> if you dont want to confess, it means that there IS something to confess, therefor you are mad. and you just prooved it. LAWYERED
[16:58:24] <DaveTheJoker> Aw, mom you're jelous its the BEASTIE BOYS
[16:58:29] <DaveTheJoker> I am not mad
[16:58:33] <DaveTheJoker> I am calm
[16:58:39] <DaveTheJoker> I'm not crazy
[16:58:40] <Vortaix> ok how about this
[16:58:43] <DaveTheJoker> I'm just a little unwell
[16:58:44] <Vortaix> you are mentaly challenged
[16:58:51] <Vortaix> well put sentance eh xD ?
[16:58:52] <phion> did you know infants have in inborn tendency to anticipate continuity of a visual object in motion (even aftre it stops)
[16:58:54] <DaveTheJoker> I know, right now you cant tell
[16:59:09] <Vortaix> phion, dafaq was that
[16:59:22] <phion> dafuq was what
[16:59:27] <DaveTheJoker> Time to get ill
[16:59:32] <Vortaix> nvm
[16:59:41] <DaveTheJoker> I got some time
[16:59:46] <DaveTheJoker> that I need to kill
[16:59:49] <DaveTheJoker> what do I do?
[16:59:52] <Vortaix> well now im rocking to Sum41, but you dont see me posting lyrics
[17:00:09] <DaveTheJoker> what is sum41?
[17:00:14] <Vortaix> Offspring, Greenday, Sum41, Blink182 .. best bands ever
[17:00:19] <DaveTheJoker> blahhhhh
[17:00:19] <Irken> vortaix the art of argumenting is not one of a lawyers nature
[17:00:24] <khh> After 3 (going on 4) glasses of whiskey, 1 glass of red wine, 20 mg valium, 1 mg rohypnol and 10 mg zopiclon... why am I still lucid?
[17:00:25] <Irken> but advanced english skills
[17:00:28] <@OpheliaBlue|BRB> I love offspring, esp their cover of Sedated
[17:00:28] <DaveTheJoker> The cannot be compared to the Beastie Boys
[17:00:29] <phion> xei is cute
[17:00:38] <DaveTheJoker> not on the same planet
[17:00:42] <&OldSparta> DaveTheJoker: well, I dunno what you can do, but it sure won't be here, I warned you about the lyrics
[17:00:44] <mooseantlers^> i've never seen him
[17:00:48] <@OpheliaBlue|BRB> Dave, the Beastie Boys are great EVEN if you don't quote the shit out of themj
[17:00:48] <Vortaix> irken what do you mean by that
[17:00:51] <&OldSparta> Say bye
[17:00:52] <Irken> greenday sucks
[17:00:53] <&OldSparta> !ban DaveTheJoker
[17:00:54] Connection to server lost


I didn't even do nothin' this time.

^

I don't get it

Chat quotes longer than 4 lines are stupid. STOP POSTING FUCKING NOVELS!

Originally Posted by Artelis

Chat quotes longer than 4 lines are stupid. STOP POSTING FUCKING NOVELS!

[14:38:03] <saltyseedog> make me a sandwich
[14:38:22] <Yomi> saltyseedog: NO
[14:38:26] <Yomi> you make ME
[14:38:29] <Yomi> a sandwich
....
[14:39:41] <&OldSparta> sudo mount /dev/yomi /home/kitchen
[14:39:47] <+Artelis> rofl
[14:39:49] <Yomi> DAMNIT!
[14:39:50] <saltyseedog> everyone is getting more and more retarded
[14:39:58] <Yomi> saltyseedog: ...
[14:40:00] <+Artelis> ./configure && make && make sandwich
[14:40:04] <&OldSparta> hahahaha

And the followup:

<Exotiraan> $ cd kitchen && tar -xf fridge/bread.tar -C table/bread slice.{1..4} && patch -d table/bread -i ../../fridge/butter && patch -d table/bread -i ../../cupboard.0/cinnamon && patch -d table/bread -i ../../drawer.1/sugar && mv table/bread toaster && cd toaster && ./configure --with-time=5 && make

Me and Dead have odd minds.


<Dead^> Still

[21:30] <Dead^> i'd like to be a man

[21:30] <Lunatide> if you were male

[21:30] <Lunatide> you'd be touching your sweaty balls

[21:30] <Lunatide> all the time

[21:30] <Dead^> EW

[21:30] <Dead^> no

[21:30] <Dead^> fuck

[21:30] <Dead^> HAHAH

[21:30] <Lunatide> how does that make you feel?

[21:31] <Dead^> If im man im a lesbian

[21:31] <Dead^> 8D

[21:31] <Dead^> LOL

[21:31] <Lunatide> :O

[21:31] <cookieh> waitwat

[21:31] <Lunatide> that's unfair

[12:57:28] <paigeyemps^> What day is that
[12:57:37] <cookieh> oh no
[12:57:37] <paigeyemps^> Date i mean
[12:57:39] <cookieh> tuesday*
[12:57:43] <cookieh> 3rd of july
[12:57:48] <cookieh> im an idiot XD
[12:57:49] <paigeyemps^> Ahhh
[12:57:52] <paigeyemps^> Almost there


Almost an idiot?

[19:00:58] <DaveTheJoker> I love dicks