Okay, so it was quite a while ago that I said some friends and I had started a band. But we didn't, mainly because we only had a saxophone and a clarinet. But I did write a few songs. This is the only one that I really like, though. As the name would suggest, every line in this song is a personal joke.

The Personal Joke Song

We can save the elephant, and a million other things
Ask if they clean cats every time the telephone rings
Be a poison pointer and brush our curly locks
Comfort poor old Skip, who beheld the funny box

We could spur our moment, or eat razzleberry pie
The arachnids in our craniums really need to die
If we make one bubble, we can make a million more
And hope our prejudice in a bag won’t spill out on the floor

~(Chorus) We’ll fight back all those zombie sheep
We’ll give you a green spleen
We’ll catch some rabid tadpoles
If you know what we mean

We’ll psychiatrate your penguin fish
We’ll give that Oard a poke
But you probably don’t get any of this
It’s really a personal joke~

We can hope those afghans won’t steal our favorite sock
We could make our watermelon theory solid as a rock
If it starts getting pink out we just might go paperclips
Spit pop all over the dog’s food and see how bad he flips

We could pick up that girl’s face—after all, we saw it drop
But if we’re dancing to a wolf, it might be hard to stop
We want to keep the stickers; we got rid of the goatees
And we’ll use our springy reflexes that show up in our knees

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And then there was all the 'repeat chorus' stuff and whatnot after that.