9sk

So I was like, “hey subconscious give me a good dream” and he’s like “no.”

And I’m like “okay screw you ima suck on a random woman’s boobs” and he’s like “fine I’ll put you on a high building” and I’m like “nope” and I swing down from there.

He still yet says “nope it’s real life now here wake up to the alarm” and I still say “screw you I’m going back to sleep”

And he finally is like “okay you wanna be perverted? Fine here’s that hot friend of your sister enjoy losing your lucidity”

But I one up him and say “screw you I’m going to develop her as an actual character”

And that, kids, is how I met my wife.

Falling with style: the anime

So I’m in this box right, and I’m trying to get some pussy, but the only pussy there is my sister which obviously doesn’t work. I go around some more but there’s old pussy and child pussy both of which don’t work. I move onto watching some Pixar movie but it’s sad as usual and I start crying. Oh yeah, and did I mention I was a pussy myself?

Sigh... sex is weird in dreams

So I’m with my crush but I can’t even talk nor hear her so that sucks. And we’re stuck in a building that basically is like, for real, you’re supposed to love it forever, which is even worse. And that’s not even the bad part. I am forced to listen to country music, which I generally hate, and I can’t even accomplish any of my goals. Oh, when will I have a good dream!

As always don’t take this seriously.

So I’m in this cave of spiderwebs and I’m horrible at jigsaw puzzles and it takes me forever just to have two fit together, they even fight other pieces. Ugh. So now I have to choose between a chad city and a forest virgin but I stupidly choose the forest and I end up singing some stupid song about friendship which lasts 40 seconds which is 41 seconds too long. Thank for this was a short dream.

This is still going on somehow. I’m jumping around a bit with which dream to choose.

So I like, become lucid, and this animal that eats carrots appears and I’m like okay let’s have a DEATH BA— wait no you’ll just troll me— PIANO BATTLE! But he tried to burn me with fire 🔥 and I feel blue. There’s also a vampire standing there menacingly and my sis for some reason. DONT WORRY YOULL BE SAFE SIS! I AM POWAHHH! Sadly the vampire reveals he’s the most powerful character so, wahwahwahhhh...

The memes continue! Now with my third best dream.

I’m at this futuristic choo choo station and this robot voice is all like WE WILL TAKE OVER—ER I MEAN THE NEXT TRAIN ARRIVES IN. My crush arrives hot and nice but for some stupid reason I choose my friend over her. That's right. I chose my friend. Whatever. Dream self is weird. And now I have to save this dumb penguin from being too hot even though I’m too cold. Okay that’s great. And now I can’t really fly either. Surely it couldn’t get any worse — AAAAAAA NOW YHE SUN IS IN MY EYES, and dammit I have to pee in real life. WHAT IS GOING ON IN THE SKY-- DAMMIT thunder almost struck me! At least no one's here to see me scared -- OH NO MY CRUSH IS HERE, and WHY AM I HEARING A VOICE THAT IS DECLARING MY PRESENCE!!!

Thank god it’s over. Worst. Dream. Ever.

I had fun with the last one so here’s my next best dream as a dank meme

So I’m fighting a ninja and it’s all like stabbystabbystabby and I’m like haha I’ll use my powers but this guys like nope the river has your powers now get stabbystabbystabbed so we just keep fighting and I keep getting stabbystabbystabbed and finally I land one hit but I end up in this stupid step class and I have to steppysteppystepstep and it’s stupid so I try to marry my crush but the classic song plays and some old guys like, you wanna get married and we both say YEET and we get all mushy and flower petals get in my face.

Just for the hell of it I decided to write my best dream out as a dank meme for fun. Don’t take this seriously. (actual entry is at v.gd/oz_shiom)

So there I was in the “land of Oz” (New York City) and I got YEETed out of my wood cabin. These cars almost YEETed me down but I was all like “this is my swamp/dream I get to say OHM” which are the goals on my hand. For some stupid reason I choose the middle one first and I say “haha I bet you can’t make me laugh” and some LEGOs appear and they don’t make me laugh. So I’m like come on be more inspired and the subconscious just makes the blocks go like WHAA? And he makes the sun pass over me which is even more like WHAAA? So whatever I ask to get YEETed to the ocean and I see some tennis racket thing made of, you guessed it LEGO. So I’m just like okay you suck YEET me 20,000 centimeters under the ocean but it’s just way too fishy for me. Ugh, so finally I’m like whatever why did this random guy fake his own death and he’s all like boring whatever morning (even though it’s night) and he says SOOprise I am the main character of Charlotte ohohohohohohohojohphohhohhohohho. So I just YEET out of the dream like that.

THE END

NM = Nightmare, LD = Lucid Dream

A list of dreams that are/used to be 5/5, oldest to newest. Italics: used to be 5/5 and are no longer.
Big font are the best, and (**) are especially unique.

Events that occur in these dreams can be found here. my full journal is here .

I have also included the genres to see further patterns.

2013 and before (first LD ever was after Great Adventures)
(5 NM with 2013 and before)

• Fish and Superheroes (now 3/5)
• My Heroine (now the first 4/5 dream)
  -- second half of year--
• Nice Meal With Sister (SIX star, Slice of life)

2014 (near end of the year)
The Two Great Adventures [LD] (action, fantasy, romance)

2015 (LD = 14)

(One NM in Feb. with only 4 dreams.
March onwards)

1. Beautiful Garden and New Telekinesis (slice of life)
2. Fun Place (slice of life)
3. The Grand Exploration! [LD] (adventure)
4. Incredible turn-around [LD] (action)
5. No One beats me to the airplane! (two in a row, romance)
   
   -- June onwards (two NM this month) --
6. The Sport of Sticks! (Action)
7. SLEIGHT OF CARDS ** (first 5/5 in a dark location, thriller)
8. Chronantagonist [LD] (two in a row, action suspense)
9. Getting the girl (romance)
10. Getting the lunch box! [LD] (slice of life)
11. Art of Monarchy (two in a row, adventure)
    
    -- July onwards --
12. The Dream Guide [LD] (slice of life)
13. SERENDIPITY [LD] (SIX star dream, romance sci-fi)
14. Inside (and) Out [LD] (drama)
15. Doctor Who; Konami Code; Cloud Castle [LD] (adventure)
16. Villain of Three Challenges (action)
17. Insnow Out! [LD] (slice of life)
18. Extraordinary Ice Skating; Poor Car Stopping (slice of life)
19. Space Adventure (science fiction)
    (one nightmare in August's end)
20. DJ Deathbattle (action)
21. Cruise With Sister (slice of life)
22. Of Mice and Women (romance)
    
    -- (October, which had seven 4/5 dreams as a side note) --
23. Game Against the Subconscious [LD] (action)
24. Detective 9spaceking [LD] ** (mystery)
25. Helpful Subconscious (adventure)
    (end of October)
26. OZ&SHIOM [LD] (SIX star dream, adventure)
27. Master of Sports (two in a row, action)
    (one NM in Dec., with the most recorded dreams — 43)
28. School of Two Trees [LD] (slice of life?)
29. Ridiculous School [LD] (slice of life)
30. Equestria!

2016 (LD = 7)
(One NM in January)

1. Grand Adventure of Tasting Meat
2. Subconscious's Attempt [LD] (two in a row, SAME NIGHT! Adventure)
3. Fighting and Bending [LD] (action)
4. Drive for Science and The Flower I Nearly Forgot That Day (slice of life) {400th recorded dream}
5. DJ's Attempt [LD] (adventure)
6. SOAR [LD] (SIX star dream, adventure)
7. Fighting for JUSTICE (action)
8. Romantic Reunion
9. DEJA VU (romance)
10. RISING AGAINST THE DARKNESS [LD] * (slice of life)
11. My X-Rated Fantasy Musical Adventure [LD] *
    (NO 5/5 in May, two 4/5 and 0 LD, the following is in June)
12. SPORTS-FECTION [LD] (1st 5/5 to have same date as a prev. year's -- The Sport of Sticks! -- Action)
    (NO 5/5 in July-- two 4/5, 1 LD-- or August-- two 4/5, 3 LD)
    --November onwards--
13. To the Sun (romance)
14. Haunting x Moonlight ** (horror)
15. CHARISMABBY (SIX star dream, romance)
    (NO 5/5 on December, only one 4/5, 2 LD)

2017 (LD = 3, I blame it on failing relations)

1. Predetermined Perfect Plan (science fiction)
2. ELEMENTS; Iron Defense [LD] (action)
3. Meticulous Planning (suspense)
   (No 5/5 in April-- two 4/5, 4 LD, May--one 4/5, 1 LD, June--two 4/5, 1 LD, and July-- three 4/5, 1 LD)
   August onwards
4. ACTION! ROMANCE! [LD] (SIX star dream)
   (No 5/5 in September -- two 4/5, 2 LD)
5. A Pawsitive Journey ** (slice of life)
6. Critical Condition: the Woman and the Army (drama action)
7. SIMPLY MAGICAL (adventure) {900th recorded dream}
8. TRUE SYNESTHESIA [LD] (night after a nightmare, experimental)

2018 (LD = 9, but had a massive 32 LD’s in only two months.)

1. Bittersweet Love Story * (1st 5/5 dream on my birthday)
2. Ghost, Santa, and the Performance [LD] (suspense slice of life)
   (One NM in January, following is February onwards)
3. Assassination Classroom [LD] (slice of life)
4. A Piano Battle of Fire and Ice [LD] (SIX star, b4 this, had my worst. Adventure) {1,000th recorded dream}
   (no 5/5 in March -- four 4/5, 6 LD)
5. IT COULD HAPPEN (same date as Grand Exploration! Adventure)
   (no 5/5 in May -- three 4/5, 1 LD)
6. THE CONCERT (action)
   (From June 23rd, two months of LD streak)
   
   July onwards
7. Badass Soul Mate [LD] (romance)
8. Cheat Flying and Soul Mate [LD] (romance)
9. A Fight and the Planets [LD] (action)
10. Ice, Icy Baby [LD] * (two in a row, same date as Insnow Out! Adventure)
    (lucid-dream streak ends)
11. Between Worlds (science fiction)
12. Island of Wonders [LD] (adventure)
13. Sleeping Beauty (action) {1,200th recorded dream}
14. DEJA VU II [LD] (same date as Of Mice and Women, romance)
15. The Renaissance (action)
16. Feelin' Good (Drama)
    (no 5/5 in Oct. -- three 4/5, 6 LD, Nov.-- nine 4/5's, 5 LD's, or Dec.-- three 4/5's, 2 LD's)

2019 (LD = 5)

1. True Path to Victory [LD] (romance) -- best dream of this year
2. Flight (adventure)
3. Dream Hotel (same date as ELEMENTS; Iron Defense, adventure)
   (One nightmare in March)
4. Buddha and the Ship [LD] (adventure)
5. Violin Fantasy [LD] (action)
6. Deja Vu V [LD] (romance action)
7. Hidden Falls [LD] (adventure)
   (no 5/5 in June -- six 4/5, 4 LD, no 5/5 in July -- one 4/5, 3 LD)
8. Dream Instructor [LD] (action)
   (Only 6 dreams recorded in September)
9. Purrfect Defense (action)
   (None in Oct., one 4/5, 4 LD, nor Nov., one 4/5, 1 LD, nor Dec., two 4/5, 9 LD)

2020

1. Mastermind’s Attempt [LD] (adventure)
2. Art of Life [LD] (adventure)
3. Virsieras’s World [LD] (xxx)
4. World Two: Two Worlds (suspense)
5. E N I G M A [LD] (mystery, SIX star dream)
6. Dream City [LD] (adventure)
7. Ambition: Deduction! (mystery)
8. The Demonstration ** (horror)
9. 9sk - Hypothesis [Official Music Video] ** [LD] (experimental) [inferred contin. of Demo]
10. Sanctuary [LD] (slice of life) [inferred contin. of Hypothesis]
11. Breaker (action)
12. Princess Cliche (experimental drama)
13. Music Maestro (musical)
    -- July Onwards --
14. Splash Free! (romance)
15. Sacrifice (tragedy) [LD]
16. "L" (experimental) [LD, same day, SIX star dream]
17. ~Tasty Dungeon~ [LD] (adventure)
18. Gathering an End [LD](experimental)
19. The Epic (drama)
20. Dream Competition [LD](adventure)[inferred contin. of The Epic]
21. Nostalgia [LD] (adventure)

2021

1. Sentinel's Abyss (adventure)
2. Lucid Dream [LD] (slice of life) [two in a row]
3. Miraculous Ladybug [LD) (adventure)
4. AQUARIUS (adventure) [SIX star dream]
5. Alter Ego (Action)
6. Ingenious Gauntlet (slice of life) [LD]
7. True Sight (puzzle action) [LD]
   (No 5/5 in June, two 4/5, one LD, nine dreams)
8. Dungeons and Dragons (adventure) (seven dreams this month)
   (No 5/5 in August, one 4/5, only three dreams)
9. Wuxia World (adventure) (four dreams this month)
   ( No 5/5 in October, 4 dreams)
10. Under the Sea (adventure)
    (No 5/5 in December, 7 dreams)

2021
(No 5/5 in January, 7 dreams recorded)


Reoccurring characters (3x or more):
Jamie: SERENDIPITY, Of Mice and Women, DEJA VU, True Path to Victory
Abby: To the Sun, Charismabby, Action! Romance!
Clarity: My Heroine, Badass Soul Mate, Cheat Flying and Soul Mate, DEJA VU II, Deja Vu V
Virsieras: Oz&SHIOM (inferred), SERENDIPITY (inferred), CHARSMABBY (inferred), Virsieras’s World, Dream Competition
D J : The Dream Guide, DJ Deathbattle, DJ's Attempt, Piano Battle of Fire and Ice
Subconscious (not physically): OZ&SHIOM, Game Against Subcon., Helpful Subcon., Subcon.'s Attempt, The Demo
My Sister: 9sk - Hypothesis, The Demo, Nice Meal With Sister, Cruise With Sis

This is not a dream. A long time ago, I wrote a short story of sorts trying to imagine how I'd beat the dream. The story with no commentary except at the end is here, and the TLDR is basically the following elements I analyzed from previous amazing dreams combined together to create a story that sounds like my ideal dream:

• Companionship Focus.
• Fantasy element.
• Conflict.
• Light/dark balance.
• Novelty element.
• Vague location.
• "Softened ending"
• Use of music
• Use of conversation
• powerful moment

The story is as follows:

It is complete darkness. [This is inspired from True Synthesia, where I gave myself the ability to see music as colors, which was greatly helped by the pure black background)

There is a timer and a robotic voice .... The display says 300 SECONDS in all red. Then the robotic voice counts down as the clock displays 299. [The sci-fi nature always appealed to me, and SERENDIPITY showed this off perfectly. The "number in red" actually occurred later in [I]Bittersweet Lovestory[I] where a number in red appeared]

I am instantly aware ....In a good old underwater bazaar, I'm walking down the streets, with medieval Scottish music playing. There is even a piano there... [Underwater was from OZ&SHIOM, and I thought the music theme might help along with my love for the piano]

270 on the timer I saw; I still had a lot of time, so I decide to play a nice melody that synchronizes and echoes the medieval music well, even though it is more of the science-fiction remix Skrillex style. After I play.... I am looking for something as a birthday present for my friend Jamie. [Jamie was actually the girl I liked from the time that I had written this]

I wonder what to buy, but nothing seems good. People are selling scraps of metal, paint, and hot dogs among with other foods...With great tension, I search more carefully. Then, I see a man also selling fireworks. Finally, something decent, I think, then go to him and try to haggle for him. Time was running low, so I quickly managed to get a low price. 215. Close call... [Fulfills the "conflict" aspect with little risk of pain]

I teleport to a different place where I will execute my mission. Wearing a casual-business style outfit, my heels click against the fancy marble floor as I walk forward to an elevator. It is mysterious and a bit dark but I am only filled with the emotion of curiosity along with interest. [The "business but mysterious" fits the mood that Mastermind bought me from OZ&SHIOM] A mysterious narrator whispers incoherently, before finally stating: "I will show you... Selcarim." I walk into the elevator and enter a palace of wonders. The art is amazing, along with ultra-realistic scuptures. The air is fresh and the mood is breezy along with being quite relaxing. 196 seconds left. I walk onto a gateway where I see Jamie there, sitting on what looked like a fancy boat polished with yellow and orange flames painted on the metal, and she invited me to join her.

I sit beside her. The narrative once again whispers something incoherent before stating once again: "I loved taking those rides on the Retsoac." The song "Burn" begins to play in the background. And with a whoosh, the boat rushed forward. 170, 169,168. Food rained from the sky and we took the hot dogs, hamburgers, and mexican tacos, eating them up, the hot salty taste sizzling in my mouth. The flames became real, but both of us only felt a reassuring unharming heat, warm and friendly, almost as if it was sentient. 140 seconds left. The time was reaching short. ["Adventure of Tasting Meat" showed that food tasted great in dreams]

... The narrator continues his explanation..." Lights appeared below, great lanterns floating up to us,the grand sky opening. 110, 109, 108... As the song still playing in the back transitions to its chorus-- "And we gonna let it burn, burn, burn..." -- Blue diamonds dazzle all around us in the sky, flashing from left to right, feeling as if they are passing through us, with blazing fireworks all around the blue diamonds. The diamonds seem to be a sentient being... [the "Lantern festival" was one of my goals, and the blue diamonds was inspired by a dream involving "Merkaba" from dream journal]

.... "Yes, he is--I am--the Rotarran." A blip indicates I was speaking in code all along. Rotarran rewinds to Narrator. Flashing back to the boat, Feileb was belief, and cigam was magic. Even before that, Retsoac was coaster. Flashing even before that, within the market, I had actually bought from every single person there and used all the products. Despite their looks of simplicity, I had managed to make the result very fancy... [This mystery is a bit stupid if you think about it, but I found the idea of reversing things kinda cool]

"You don't always have infinite time," 40 seconds, "You have to manage your resources carefully....it's not about what you have. It's about how you use them. Selcarim does not exist without persistence or hard work,"....Even little moments that are not considered Selcarim must be treasured." ..."... Because, in reality, Selcarim is..." And as I kiss Jamie with a meteor shower flying over us-- 10 seconds....the title in fancy font appears. [I tried thinking and writing out a valuable lesson, compared to other dreams about friendships, this is actually quite deep]

SELCARIM -- The timer quickly counts down the final seconds, as the landscape shifts around us, flowers growing, anticipating reaching a higher level.
(countdown...)

Then it is reversed, with the result being...
....
MIRACLES
[The mystery is finally solved and it's like a movie's credit scene]
0:00 SECONDS. Perfect timing.

The kiss lingers on my lips as I wake up. [This goes back to a lot of romantic dreams where it ends with a great kiss]

So to recap, I basically believed that a combination of a countdown, medieval scene with music, transitioning to a cool business-like scene, preparing a surprise for my crush, and eating food on a rollercoaster with her all leading up to a surprise ending, would be able to beat my favorite dream. I do still believe that this story is strong enough to beat my current favorite (which is actually still the same), but the countdown and the twist are indeed very hard to pull off, and the business scene seems a bit unnecessary, even if adding further mystery to the story.

This is not a dream entry. For all my dream entries, visit http://dreamjournal.net/journal/drea...ame=9spaceking.

I've noticed color being significant sometimes so I wanted to mark down what they meant to me in my dreams:

1. Synthesia (I gave myself ability to see music as color in a few dreams)

• Wake Me Up (Avicii) creates a vast multitude of colors
• Hey, Soul Sister creates soft pink and blue colors
• Nuvole Bianche is slight tint of blue with hint of pink
• The Magic Inside is violet
• Burn (Ellie Ghoulding) is orange into red
• Crystallize is light blue
• Replay is autumn orange into green trees
• Breaking Free is silver
• Bad Apple is dark violet
• Any Other Way is blood red

2. Abilities

• True Talent/Invincibility is marked as gold
• Table-turn usually causes the scene to become white(r)
• Efficiency power (imagining myself doing something in a montage within 20 seconds) causes the scene to grow dark with focus
• Konami Code (a fence of invincibility) causes rainbows to flow around it

3. To mark special events

• A beautiful garden was green (with flowers all over)
• A crush I had wore a beautiful red dress (in a dream) but I still chose my friend over her
• I purposefully had a black-and-white detective adventure but color was used to mark important clues
• The sky is only blue in peaceful/calm dreams