The Nomad Chronicles

Kaomea and I are in my Inner World. We are standing on a cliff overlooking the sea. We are looking at my island. there is a huge volcano on it, with waterfalls and lava flowing. There is a small bay with the Jolly Rancher, Captain Nug's ship. The sun and moon begin to set next to each other.

"It's so beautiful and weird," Kaomea says. The sun and moon disappear beneath the horizon, and stars shine brightly in the night sky. Kaomea and I turn into Gargoyles. Koomo alights near us from the sky. "Ah my brethren and sistren, here we are again. Now, my darklings come forth."

All manner of darklings, black sorcerors, vampires, demons, and every crawling or flying or swimming or running thing ever called evil appear in the night sky, coming through portals. A strange spaceship comes through. It's huge. It explodes and spores go everywhere. The spores are the ones from Halo. We are fucked. People start turning into plant zombies. A massive battle of two evil armies ensues.

I rip the heads off of plant zombies, and I pitch them to Vampire Babe Ruth. It's gross, yet funny.

Time to dream another dream....

Kaomea is falling down a rabbit hole, in my Inner World. I am a white rabbit running around in circles in the wormhole. Prepared to be scar-ified! Be prepared!

Kaomea and I walk into a museum. There are faceless animatronic naked mannequins engaged in horrifying acts. Kaomea's face turns into a silent scream. I morph into the Joker.



So, you see, all is not well in NeverWonderHell.

Get me out of here!

I am Batman, flying out of the ground. I grab Kaomea, and whisk her to the top of a gothic building. We turn into gargoyles.

Ah, now we are gargoyles.

I grab Kaomea, and take her to a white void. I morph into Morphues the god of dreams.



Are you Morpheus, the god of dreams?

Why, yes my dear. No, just kidding. But, I do a pretty cool impersonation of him, don't I?

(to be con'td)