The Nomad Chronicles

abridged

I am playing with small dark energy creatures in the Biodome.

Raven: Nomad? Uh... what are those?

These are my lil' friends.

MoSh: Get those fucking demon creatures out of here! Biodome AI, teleport them out!

Override! Code: 8529 times infinity. No way man. Don't worry, dark does not mean evil. You just gotta train 'em, like lil' pit bulls.

MoSh: Why the weird accent?

I don' know, man.

A portal opens up beneath me, and sucks me in. You asshole? WTF?

****

Dream explodes. I pull all the dreams to my, and cover myself in dream orbs. The RV Templars are torturing me in an electric chair. They keep killing me. I spit in their faces. I watch myself, Juargawn.

I cover myself in dream orbs and my lil' friends. I launch orbs and lil' friends at the Templars, and rescue Juargawn from another dimension. I take him back to the Biodome.

A portal opens beneath me. I run away, but get sucked in.

I run through dreams, launching dream orbs and lil' friends at the bastards chasing me.

I finally let them catch me, then I absorb their dark energy. I feed it to my lil friends. The spooks are drained, fucking worthless wraiths.

I capture them in a dream orb, and take them back the the Biodome.

What should we do with these?

Raven: Fuck them up!

MoSh: Kill them.

Tigress: Study them. Seriously. Give me the orb.

Tigress gives the orb to Washu and Janet.