The Nomad Chronicles

I am perched on the Great Pyramid, a large gargoyle, patiently waiting.

Andres zips out of a portal flying on a small strange vehicle, like a hovercycle.

DUDE DUDE DUDE I AM HERE!

You have been here!

I KNOW I KNOW I KNOW BUT I AM HERE! WHERE ARE WE GOING? WHAT ARE WE DOING? YOU ARE NOMAD! WHERE'S RAVEN?

I call Raven.

She comes flying out of a portal on a broom.

She makes a classroom appear in the sky with transparent sides. A little more than half the SD class is there.

My forearm itches. Madmonkey is swirling around it. I shake him off. He lands on the ground and morphs into Hanuman. I AM THE MONKEY GOD! HAHAHAHAA! He throws tiny sand pyramids at me, screams, I AM DREAMING, then disappears.

Nephanim appears in front of me, a golden man. He looks at me curiously, yet seriously. He seems vaguely confused. He silently floats up to the classroom.

Queen Zukin appears on a broom. She says, I am not a witch, Nomad! Where's Raven?

A little green gargoyle appears on her shoulder. She says he is sick, and has to find Raven to help him. She flies up to the classroom.

I also see other people, but I don't recognize them:

A man in a cowboy hat, wearing a gold glowing pendant, with golden revolvers.
A cyborg wizard with a laser gun and a staff.
An android who won't stop dancing.

I join the class.
Raven says she is combining the Hogwarts class with the Shared Dreaming Class.

I dance around the class and knock stuff over. Raven tells me to behave. I turn into a chandelier.

WHERE ARE THE MOON DRAGONS? AndresLD shouts.

We go outside and practice making energy shields on ourselves, and each other.

Raven summons the Hogwarts Express. We get on Moon Dragons and the train. Raven opens a giant portal, and we land on the dark side of the Moon, in the Land of Nod. There is jungle music playing, which morphs into dubstep.

How did we end up here? Raven asks. Well, the only intent was "The Moon," I respond.

The moon is green. It is covered in rainforest. We walk through the jungle, then ride on strange beasts. Before us is the great City of Nowhere. The Juargawn statue bows to us, and the gates open.

I give them a tour.... The Free Market, the Temple of Nothing, and the Battle Pyramids. The strange gardener I met so many years ago (months in WL time) shows us his Hanging Gardens. The plants move.

I see a calm glen in the garden. I take a nap....