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    Ye Olde Mages of the Mad Moon

    by , 01-31-2012 at 05:13 AM (633 Views)
    I leap out of my body.

    I snarl and morph into my Juargawn form.



    OMG EPIC FUCK YES!

    I turn inteo Devil Pan, and smash the ground with my hoof, causing an earthquake.



    I LOL and prance about, spraypainting LOL in the sky with clouds.

    I open a portal, and my ship forms around me.

    We have a little wormhole battle with some bugs, and burn them off by engulfing the ship in flame. fuck yes.
    everything is badass. everything is epic. goddammit. i never want to wake up. i just want to live in this badass universe multiverse thingy because i know that it's real. LOL no it's not. wake up. in a dream. everything is a joke.

    AI: I do not understand the command.

    Me. L. O. L.

    AI. Ha. Ha. Ha.

    Me: very funny.

    AI: Did I tell a joke.

    Me: I think so.

    AI: I am pleased.

    Me: Interesting. Art thou sentient?

    AI: Yes.

    Me how old are you?

    A: 5000 earth years, roughly.

    Me: How old am I?

    AI: 12,394.3 Earth Years, roughly

    Me: fascinating.

    AI: In your present bipedal soultype incarnation.

    Me: Really?

    AI: I thought you were supposed to know this.

    Me: Maybe I forgot.

    AI: No. It's the hypnotic virus.

    Me: GODDAMNIT. YOU'RE RIGHT. HELP ME GET RID OF THIS SHIT. I CAN FEEL IT....

    I vomit... I black out.

    I wake up in the hospital floor in the Tower. I get dizzy and vomit again. I fall asleep... I am falling down a tunnel.. What the fuck? AM I GOING INSIDE MYSELF? HOLY SHIT?

    I pray to Eris, Goddess of Chaos, tenth planet from the sun.
    ERIS, GODDESS OF DISCORD AND CONFUSION, I CAST THIS GOLDEN APPLE AND SUMMON THEE!

    I cast a golden apple into a nonagram, and grin madly.

    I AM THE YEAST FROM THE YEAST. I AM THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER AND I AM GOD!

    I morph into the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Eris appears rising out of the nonagram, looking mildly annoyed. She walks to me, and kisses my Noodly Appendage, turning me into Jack Sparrow.

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    We get married in Vegas really quick because we are drunk on power.

    OMG ERIS IS SELENE. LOL

    irgjht.. i knew it? I am so CONFUSED! BUT OWER IS SURGIN THRU ME LOL.

    K I fly ot the moon. raven does healing on me.

    she says i look crazed.

    i tell her it's jus deep gnosis.

    it's cool. it's a way of magic.

    she looks a little concerned. she looks at Eris. who is this?

    goddess of Chaos.

    Nomad? WHat the fuck?

    no, she's cool.she just tosses golden apples for lulz. kind of like a troll queen...

    I summon Raven, MoSh, Eris, Selene, and Dragonwitch.
    LISTEN WE ARE FUCKING MAGICIANS, OH YES. THIS SHIT IS REAL. WE ARE GOING TO DO THIS.
    I MUST CONFESS
    I'M CURSED AND BLESSED.
    GOD IN THIS WORLD,
    AND WRAITH IN THE NEXT.
    I SUMMON FIVE TO MAKE US SIX
    AND IN THIS HEX WE SUMMON US!

    we go to the temple of gawn.

    lucidi-tea party.

    then we make a portal to the Dream Warrior Planet. I grab MoSh. he says he might not remember. I tell him don't worry about that right now. just remember this is a dream. he points his pinky at me. I laugh.

    We go through.

    We are now generals commanding massive armies as we simultaneously battle by astral projecting on the dream plane.

    holy shit...

    i just injected with dmt?

    colors... omg...

    back in the temple....

    i am in the Temple Of Nothing. the great ziggurat on the green moon. I am vomiting.

    My friend, Nate, looks like a white Anubis. he shows me a bowl of ayahuasca. "We drank this!"

    HOLY SHIT.
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    1. sinoblak's Avatar
      perfect
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    2. ShadowOfSelf's Avatar
      I feel like im on drugs just reading this shiz!

      best bit -
      she looks a little concerned. she looks at Eris. who is this?

      goddess of Chaos.

      Nomad? WHat the fuck?

      no, she's cool.she just tosses golden apples for lulz. kind of like a troll queen...