nightmare

I consider this to be the best nightmare ever.
I was playing Castlevania on my computer. This wasn't the NES classic, however. This was a horror game where you go into a castle and each level represents your degrading sanity. I can't remember much, but I do remember a huge factory like place where everything was covered in moss and similarly colored fog. I also remember that I was suspended thirty feet in the air on a platform mounted on the back wall. After exploring a little, a robot like creature cought me and [insert horror cringe moment here] transitioned me into a mini game. After that, I was in a broken and abandoned but seemingly normal house. I was about to cross through a small living room, but yet another robot like creature made me play a mini game. I was stuck on this one, so I tried to save but the game flung me to a preview of the exit, which showed a wall of flesh with a face. It wasn't a nightmare until I looked at the time. The time was NO:80. I looked behind me and for a split second saw a horrifying skinned creature. Then the room turned into an art gallery of differently colored flesh as a few big eyeballs hung from the ceiling. I then heard an unpleasant voice that said
"Hello, i'm Mr. Fatiggle." I don't remember for sure what it said after, but it was something between "Wanna play with me" and "We are gonna have so much fun together."

I was playing SCP: Containment Breach one day on a fresh new save. I was trying out this new mod that made the game more gruesome and terrifying. I was in my cell, immediately noticing the extended height of the ceiling and the lump of moldy flesh on the sink and the toilet. Almost immediate, the door opens. The guard doesn't say anything, so I just leave the cell anyways. "tomorrow is vacant," the guard said. "and today, everything is wrong". All of a sudden, everything starts to bloom and glow so much that i can barely make out my surroundings. The background music stops entirely. all the while, I hear this weird metal grinding sweep noise as I fall face-up onto the ground.

This dream is from about June of 2016.

I had a dream where my class was watching a video of a live performance of a band called scream.
i got closer to the TV and then the lead singer, who was sporting a dark brown cloak with symbols on it ran after me. he then trapped me and attempted to force-feed me until i couldn't move. once i escaped, i left the classroom and tried to find an exit. he was chasing me the whole time. i then found a carnival that was built in to the school. i attempted to play a game or two, but none of them worked. i then saw the person running through the halls in the background. I made a run for it towards the maze attraction. shortly before i entered it, everything became distorted and hard to see. i then realized that i could open my eyes at that point, so i woke up.

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DREAM ONE : the vampire that said "shootaloo"
AGE 5
The dream opens with a cut-scene where me and my friends are at the store getting ready for Halloween.
I went down anr isle, and saw a candy bar stand designed to look like a vampire. I leave the isle and look back at it. I stared at the isle for a few seconds before the vampire candy bar stand came to life and said "shootaloo," staring directly at the opposite side of the isle. I screamed as loud as i could and ran out of the store. Another cut-scene starts where the vampire chases me. We both run really slow. Eventually, I arrive at a desert-type place where my mom is performing a speech. I run up to her.
"Mom, there is a vampire chasing me!!!" i say. she doesn't seem to care and continues the speech. The vampire then walks up to my mom and asks if he could borrow me for a second. She says yes and all of a sudden i'm at a place with a giant donut-shaped hole in the ground. He tells me some stuff i can't remember and then i wake up.

DREAM TWO(fragment) : a dead sea monkey in a car
AGE 8 (i think)

The dream starts in a cloudy, black-and-white town with a car at the outside of the town. I enter the car and see a dead human-sized sea monkey sitting in the driver's seat. shortly after i wake up to see that my cat knocked over my sea monkeys' container.

DREAM THREE : "oh look, i found a pineapple!"
AGE 7-8
I was in the kitchen just messing around until i decided to look through the front screen-door. I see... something... made out of coconuts that says "oh look i found a pineapple!" and throws it at me through the screen door. I wake up in the dream 4 times with the same outcome: the coconut thing saying "oh look, i found a pineapple" and throwing it in my face.
eventually he isn't there and then i go to my grandma's (now my aunt's) room. There is a baby in the middle of the room that i draw my attention away from, just to see the coconut thing. It says "oh look, i found a pineapple!" and throws it at me.

This nightmare occured during one of my field trips in sixth grade. I was at a record store, buying a Metallica CD that doesn't exist. After the transaction had been made, I left. I turned the corner and found a shadowy figure in the dark. I ran as fast as I could (Or possibly walked, I don't remember) in an attempt to escape it. It captured me and I woke up. Only one problem. Sleep Paralysis. I saw the actual world for a split second, but then it turned into a ventriloquist dummy that resembled spanky from the goosebumps books or possibly Alfred E. Neuman from MAD magazine. Anyways, that happened, and then I ACTUALLY woke up.

I was at a camp site when I heard about the invasion of an evil demon that had been haunting the camp site. Me and my friends were terrified. We were scrambling around at the main tents when I saw it. It appeared shorter than me (I was 6 or 7 at the time) and was wearing a white robe over everything except for it's eyes and it's hands. It also had a bandanna on it's forehead which had the Australian flag on it. It approached me and proceeded to cut open my hand with an exacto knife of some kind. I then ran away.