non-lucid

I remember being in my second period class, where we had to play our favorite song. I remember my history teacher played a native american song of some kind, and some other people played different things. I forgot exactly what I played, but it had country and jazz influences, and the music video involved a cartoon chicken. I then went on a YouTube channel that talked about the history of rock and metal albums. I went on a video talking about a random Metallica album. The narrator was talking about what being in the band was like. He was talking about how James Hetfield is your best friend, and how Kirk Hammet teaches you how to connect that tube to the one over there, but that's just how you eat. Taking on the road eating to new lows. I also saw a video of another thrash metal band with the years 1986 - 3616 on the thumbnail.

I had this fragment after a failed WILD and MILD attempt. I was eating dinner with my family and a few friends, although it felt like breakfast. I was getting some salad, but then my grandma burst into a fit of rage and started to yell at me for no reason whatsoever. A friend of mine from school, who we'll call S, was microwaving this GIANT leg of meat. I couldn't tell you what it was even if I tried. I went over and asked if I could have some. He said yes and cut off a piece for me. the slice I had was a little smaller than my monitor, so about 8 inches. the middle of the piece that was given to me had this stiff layer of cartilage and the texture reminded me a little of breaded shrimp. I can't remember what it tasted like, but it was probably something like chicken mixed with fish. All I remember is that it tasted good. I also had Van Halen on the mind for some reason, probably because it was one of S's favorite bands.

The Dream started out in bed. I saw my uncle doing something strange and for some reason I was barely able to make sound. I remember screaming as loud as I could and all that came out was a pathetic whimpering sound. He asked me to "come over here". I hesitated, but eventually I decided to do so. I struggled to get out of bed, but I ended up doing it and walking towards him. he was holding a katana or similar sword of some kind, and as soon as I came close to him, he attempted to behead me with his sword. He then vanished. I remember that the hallway didn't exist and instead there was a dead end that had the door to a closet of some kind and the TV room right next to it. After that happened, I went into the bathroom to do something, but I then noticed my cat, smudge. "i'm just gonna circle you now" she said as she ran circles around me impossibly fast. I forgot what I was doing in the bathroom, but then I noticed my other similar looking blind cat doing the same thing as smudge. I eventually left and saw a couple, both appearing to be in their late teens and both appearing to be albino. I then left and on my way to the kitchen encountered someone I had never seen before. I asked if he was czech and he said yes. His accent was unlike anything I had heard though. I saw my aunt down in the kitchen and we started to talk about said Slav before I left to do something else. When I came across the man in the living room, I asked him his name. He said his name was Krgyz Krazkovicz. I then went upstairs and saw the same couple in the TV room. It was becoming morning, so I went to this VERY site and wrote the dream down. It was as if I flawlessly transitioned out of the dream. A bunch of other crazy stuff happened involving random cartoony things, but I forgot what it was about. I also remember a third person view of me scaling the edge of a cliff in the fashion of a 3D platformer.

Fragment 1: I was doing something in Minecraft
Fragment 2: I was playing an alternate version of SCP: Containment Breach when I found a strange time machine like contraption. I was able to peek into a past time with it. I was trying to type 1933, but I accidentally typed 03 and was given GIF of a tree with some breakbeat music. When I did type 1933, it gave me this lake with the number 1933 in the lake. I then typed 1, which lead me to the creator's announcement that he was trying to make this a meme.

This dream starts out at some kind of convention. There was some kind of nomination thing that I didn't get nominated in. Angry about that, I leave to go to my house. The only problem: I was lost. As the sun set, I walked across a road that led to some kind of desert. Eventually, it got so dark that I had to turn on my phone and get the flashlight to work. When I turned on my phone, the screen was so dark that I could barely see anything, so I had to GUESS where the brightness slider was. Eventually, I turned up the brightness and turned on the flashlight. The flashlight was so dim that it barely helped, but then I passed the Mexican border and made it to an alternate version of my school. It looked a lot more like Egypt than Mexico, and to the left of the entrance to the cafeteria, there was the great wall of China. I tried to call C's mom to get her to pick me up, but she couldn't for some reason. Eventually, I received some Christmas presents. Everyone was huddled around me as I opened my first present, including my Armenian friend. The first present was literally just a ball of cookie dough. My friend ate a piece of it and then gave it back. i'd say about 90% of what I got was candy, except for one present which was meant for my grandma. It was a poem about how she was unemployed and how she should hand her job down to the rest of the family. It was written in modern English, old English, and possibly old Norse. At my school, we have this news program that talks about stuff in the school, and the episode of that program in this dream was about old English. The intro showed the AE ligature, as well as Thorn. I then woke up.

NUMBER OF TIMES I HAVE BEEN ABLE TO CONTROL ELECTRONIC ITEMS IN DREAMS: 2.

In this dream, C's former girlfriend, who we'll call F, was spending the night at my house for some reason. We got ready to go to school the next day and then we were off with a few other friends. Only one of the other people actually exists in real life. It was 6:20 and we still weren't at school. The dream then cut to where I was at my house with everyone. I saw a purple glowing triangle pyramid thing in the sky and then looked up a song. Among the files was a song called Donald Trump by the band Braindrill. I then played a midi file of one of their songs, explaining how the program can't tell the difference between individual channels, and then I woke up.

In this first dream, I was reading an article about the world's most talented dog, who, above many other things, created it's own website. It's website had a violet to magenta gradient going up. One article was about worldwide mishaps, including a hospital for lions AND humans. Needless to say, the lions ate everyone. I also found a few pictures of the owner.

In this dream, I was by some kind of cliff or something. My mom wanted to cross the golden gate bridge to get to new york city, so what she did was move it closer to the cliff edge. She also elongated the crap out of it.

Fragment 2:
I was playing a video game console that had the graphics that were similar to a game cube, but more pixelated. After messing around with a birth date application where the actual years were separated by random characters. With every actual date, the program said something witty or sarcastic. After messing with that program, I found a port of a super mario cart game for the wii titled "super mario cart wii". I opened it, and the development team behind that game joined me after I said something about copyright issues. As I entered the race, I stopped under a bridge where a friend was messing with randomly generated islands and lakes. M was there too, and after I messed around with a program, She went up and drew a very complicated maze structure. The program couldn't handle such a strong request, and instead generated a very simple structure: Most of the ground consisted of the typical greenish water, but in the middle there was a large lump of land that was supposed to be an island with some water in the middle. M explored this, and when she figured this out, all happiness was gone from her face and instead was overtaken with disappointment.

Fragment 1:
In this dream, I was doing something at my neighbor's house (I forgot what it was) and N was there. I was tapping my fingers on the ground and she said "Can you PLEASE stop tapping? You've been tapping since before I MET you!" I then went to an article on the internet about a man who made an entire movie with one tapping hand. After that, I went to someone's house to get something, and J's dad was involved. After that, I can't recall anything else.

Fragment 2:
Much later, I was at J's house. He showed me an old music video he did with his friend when they were in a band together 3 or 4 years ago. As soon as J started singing in the video, I started laughing hysterically. I then got myself together and said "this is actually a lot better than the other version." He replied with "Yeah, because it's not a cover." (He was referring to the terrible cover of through the fire and flames by dragonforce that actually exists in real life)

Fragment 1:
I was in the front yard with my uncle. I told him I needed a room that has a huge echo. He said he knew a place where echoes lasted up to 40 minutes.




Fragment 2 (a LONG TIME later...):
I was in 6th period with My friends Z and L. The teacher introduced himself and we got our first assignment of the year. We had to do an essay on our favorite book, so I did a song. Parabola by Tool. I called on the teacher to turn it in to him when he pointed out the spot I missed: the time frame. I wrote five hours because I thought he meant the time it took to read. My thought process behind this was "I figured since it's one hour long I would increase it 5 times because of the extra details of it being a book." I got the release date wrong on the essay. I wrote 1991 (probably because that's when tool formed). I looked to the right and I saw the teacher acting like an idiot and then I woke up.

In the first dream, I remember going to J's house on his computer and constantly forgetting whether or not I was awake. I asked my aunt for some dream recall pills and she said no. I also remembe being in my art class for a short time, and then I remember being on a forum of people talking about satanic movies. In this same thread, we were making a poster of a guy who resembled Marilyn Manson with a bunch of signs on him that had quotes from satanic media.

In another dream, I was leaving school through the MP room. This MP room resembled the one from my elementary school. Shortly after attempting to leave the MP room, I was forced to play soccer or something. I protested against this, saying that I was an atheist or something. After that happened, I finally left. The exit resembled the one from my current school.

I was watching guitar hero youtuber randyladyman, who offered to help me fix my guitar (that I don't actually have yet). In the video, I was on a list of other people with the same problems. He said in the video that I needed to be more specific with the name of the file and some other things. That makes sense, because the of the file was literally just "file". I changed that, and then gave it to him because I idn't know how to fix the other things. I also remember playing the game. I'm sure I had this fragment because yesterday I beat guitar hero 3 on medium with a regular controller. I did it on medium because orange is registered as X on the controller and the rest are the shoulder buttons.

In my dream, I was watching an imitation marching band at school. A FULL ASSEMBLY WAS HELD IN THE WEIGHT ROOM FOR THESE SCUMBAGS. Eventually, they weren't even pretending to be in a marching band. They were just doing backflips and cartwheels off of the walls. It then cut to another part where someone installed a guitar hero song into one of the halls at school. It was poorly designed, and only had green. By that, I mean that all the notes were green and there were like 12 notes. All of the tails on the notes stuck up like spikes and I remember it was really hard to play. It then cut back to when we were leaving the assembly. Me, someone else, and V were in this blue room with a ramp that goes up to a higher level in the middle. I said something, and then the other person threatened to punch me. I then looked at V, who did something bad in the dream, and said to myself "if he does that to me, he's out of my house"

I had a dream where I was playing a dream themed horror game. A creature of some kind asked me to get something that was already in the room he was in, and I said "what if I just get it now?" I got it, and then I died and was sent to a fail screen where I could select from a database of dreams from the dreamviews forum. The only difference was that they were all made into 3d games. In the first one, I was playing as a DC on a bike trip with the actual person. Something happened and I decided to split off. I also remember scrolling through the database of dreams a bit. Apparently, the dream I played was from 2012.


Someone seriously needs to make this a thing.

It was first period at school. Me, M, and a DC, who we'll call Cathy, were working at our desks. I was talking to M when Cathy interrupted me by revealing that she liked me and asked if I liked her back. I mumbled yes because I wasn't 100% sure yet, and after that, we got to know each other. During 6th period, me and Cathy were talking to each other and then the bell rang. A PE teacher yelled at us to hurry up, and then I quickly dressed out. While everyone in our class was in the weight room, me, Cathy, and a bunch of other people were forced to run the four backstops and take a test. Me and Cathy talked about the teacher who gave us the test and how he had a year long dance unit last year, and then I woke up. Here are some details about Cathy: Black, wavy hair
wore a white shirt
was whiter than me
and was the same height as me.

So to summarize, I got my first girlfriend, and then I woke up.