non-lucid

I was at a slayer concert with my friend and everyone else in his family. (I am not usually into slayer in real life). After a song played, my friend's mom said "we shouldn't be at a slayer concert for christmas! We should enjoy christmas with a fun zombie outbreak game!" I agreed with her statement. Suddenly, it wasn't a game. Everyone around us became a zombie except for the people I knew. After that, we headed to the house, where everyone was starting to become zombified. Me and my friend were defenseless, although my friend did have a stick, but what would that help with? Anyways, after that, we disguised ourselves as zombies and pretended to play the piano to a slayer song. The way the song we were pretending to play to was being played was strange. It was on a vertical record player and the record was half broken, but seemed to work anyway. The record sounded like South of Heaven possibly. Finally, we were noticed. "THEY'RE NOT ZOMBIES!!!" a zombie from below us screamed. After that they rushed right into the house. Eventually, everyone but me was a zombie, but before my friend became a zombie, I asked him if he knew where a gun was. He pointed to the right. In his finger's direction was what appeared to be a pistol wrapped in two layers of wrapping paper. I was pacing around so that I couldn't get hit and once I finally got to it, I discovered that it was a revolver that ran on clips. I then proceded to shoot my zombified family before realizing that that maybe isn't the best idea because I could possibly find an antidote. Before that, I ran out of ammo in the clip I was using, so I used my friend's clip. Eventually, everyone turned back into a human and one of the people I knew said "ok, let's stop this." My friend then got mad at me because I used his clip. He said that it was supposed to be his present because he wanted to go out by the lake and do target practice. I then woke up. There was also a zombie leader somewhere in there, but I don't know where to put that in the story besides after.

This fragment has to do with spongebob. Yes, Spongebob. Basically, Spongebob was hoping to separate from the Krusty Krab. His words specifically were
"Wanna know how much I like it? THE WHOLE SUIT'S A LAWSUIT AND READ ALL ABOUT IT!!!" after that, he ran straight out of the Krusty Krab and then it cut to my point of view. I was drawing a huge red rectangle in front of the Krusty Krab with my toe, which turned into a red marker for some reason. I then woke up.

I remember that I was trying to get to my Directed Study class in 5th period, but I was lost. I had one of my friends by me as we searched. Eventually, we were lost in a place in the school. The teacher there let us search, but we eventually realized that we were in the wrong wing of the school. We then went to the other wing, but still couldn't find the classroom. When 6th period came, we gave up and went to science class. I sat in my chair, the teacher shouted at the person in front of me, (she wouldn't do that in real life, she's pretty nice in real life) and I went about my day.

Originally made on 11/24/16

I was playing SCP: Containment Breach one day on a fresh new save. I was trying out this new mod that made the game more gruesome and terrifying. I was in my cell, immediately noticing the extended height of the ceiling and the lump of moldy flesh on the sink and the toilet. Almost immediate, the door opens. The guard doesn't say anything, so I just leave the cell anyways. "tomorrow is vacant," the guard said. "and today, everything is wrong". All of a sudden, everything starts to bloom and glow so much that i can barely make out my surroundings. The background music stops entirely. all the while, I hear this weird metal grinding sweep noise as I fall face-up onto the ground.

This dream is from about June of 2016.

I had a dream where my class was watching a video of a live performance of a band called scream.
i got closer to the TV and then the lead singer, who was sporting a dark brown cloak with symbols on it ran after me. he then trapped me and attempted to force-feed me until i couldn't move. once i escaped, i left the classroom and tried to find an exit. he was chasing me the whole time. i then found a carnival that was built in to the school. i attempted to play a game or two, but none of them worked. i then saw the person running through the halls in the background. I made a run for it towards the maze attraction. shortly before i entered it, everything became distorted and hard to see. i then realized that i could open my eyes at that point, so i woke up.

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DREAM ONE : the vampire that said "shootaloo"
AGE 5
The dream opens with a cut-scene where me and my friends are at the store getting ready for Halloween.
I went down anr isle, and saw a candy bar stand designed to look like a vampire. I leave the isle and look back at it. I stared at the isle for a few seconds before the vampire candy bar stand came to life and said "shootaloo," staring directly at the opposite side of the isle. I screamed as loud as i could and ran out of the store. Another cut-scene starts where the vampire chases me. We both run really slow. Eventually, I arrive at a desert-type place where my mom is performing a speech. I run up to her.
"Mom, there is a vampire chasing me!!!" i say. she doesn't seem to care and continues the speech. The vampire then walks up to my mom and asks if he could borrow me for a second. She says yes and all of a sudden i'm at a place with a giant donut-shaped hole in the ground. He tells me some stuff i can't remember and then i wake up.

DREAM TWO(fragment) : a dead sea monkey in a car
AGE 8 (i think)

The dream starts in a cloudy, black-and-white town with a car at the outside of the town. I enter the car and see a dead human-sized sea monkey sitting in the driver's seat. shortly after i wake up to see that my cat knocked over my sea monkeys' container.

DREAM THREE : "oh look, i found a pineapple!"
AGE 7-8
I was in the kitchen just messing around until i decided to look through the front screen-door. I see... something... made out of coconuts that says "oh look i found a pineapple!" and throws it at me through the screen door. I wake up in the dream 4 times with the same outcome: the coconut thing saying "oh look, i found a pineapple" and throwing it in my face.
eventually he isn't there and then i go to my grandma's (now my aunt's) room. There is a baby in the middle of the room that i draw my attention away from, just to see the coconut thing. It says "oh look, i found a pineapple!" and throws it at me.

I actually had this dream a while ago. but that was before i discovered this site.
i don't really remember much, but this is what i do remember :
i was in my room on the computer. i had a windows 7 laptop (when in real life i have a windows XP one)
and a windows 7 computer. i looked behind me and on my bed was a package i apparently had been waiting
FOREVER to have. I opened it and found a prototype PS5 controller. I went downstairs to show my aunt,
who was sitting in a recliner. I showed it to her and she said 'that hurt,' and then my name.
i went back upstairs to browse on the computer some more, and after apparently not downloading anything,
a loading screen popped up on both computers. they then said "congratulations! a virus on your computer
has successfully connected to the internet!!!" after that, things started flying around on the screen for a few seconds, then everything went back to normal.

I was at the playground on a rainy day. I then went to the principal's office, where a vampire that looked a lot like Megamind came to greet me and bit me on the arm (which is where vampires tended to bite me in my dreams at the time). I felt a sharp, stinging pain for a brief period of time and then he left. There was a ramp that lead to a higher level and there was a mummy like skeleton who wanted me to do a quest. I remember that the room was covered in gold and riches. Every step the mummy took, his priceless gold jewelry clanked around. I then woke up to realize that that was the sound of my mom's necklace shaking as she tried to wake me up for school.

I was at a camp site when I heard about the invasion of an evil demon that had been haunting the camp site. Me and my friends were terrified. We were scrambling around at the main tents when I saw it. It appeared shorter than me (I was 6 or 7 at the time) and was wearing a white robe over everything except for it's eyes and it's hands. It also had a bandanna on it's forehead which had the Australian flag on it. It approached me and proceeded to cut open my hand with an exacto knife of some kind. I then ran away.

This technically isn't my first memory, but it was the first memory that I remembered. For whatever reason, my memories happened out of order. My actual first memory was the Christmas party of 2006.

I remember being on a car trip with my mom. After that happened, I saw me and my mom in my house in the doorway to the kitchen. I was depicted as a generic baby. You know, the kind that has one hair on it's head, one tooth, and a generic blue one piece pajama outfit. My mom said something to my grandma, and then my grandma replied with something. I then woke up to my grandma telling me about how awesome I am.