INeverWakeUp's Super Dream Journal

Key:Black-Awake, Lucid Dreaming, Dreaming

It started out I was walking to school(odd, cause I just started summer vacation, so missed DS there).
"Ugh. Another science class to live through."I said, obviously heading to science class. On the way up, me and my friends saw that all the girls were eating burgers. They were these new burgers made just for girls...and trust me, you don't wanna know the name. So, I finally get to science, and we were allowed to sit anywhere. So, I sat next to my friend Steven. He was telling all the guys about a secret.
"What? What's the secret?"I asked in a whisper. Steven leaned over to me and whispered", They're putting a new pepper on that new burger." he replied. Well, I don't see how that's a secret.
"Is it a ghost chili pepper?" I asked.
"What's that?"Steven replied.
"The world's hottest pepper."I said.
"No. I think it's a green pepper."Steven said. I felt surprised, and stupid. A green pepper? Wow, what a secret...not! Anyway, I saw some video games on the wall in the science room. One of them was Mass Effect 2. I warped myself into the game. Then, I realized something:I DON'T HAVE the ability to warp myself into games! So, now, I was lucid. So, since I was already in Mass Effect 2, I decided to do something. You see, I was Colonel Shepard's ship The Normandy. In the game, you can't go in the ship's girls' bathroom. So I figured, why not? Just to be funny. So, I used my lucid power, and busted down the door of the girls' bathroom. All the girls screamed, did weird things, then fled the bathroom. Yeah, I know...odd. So, I warped myself back to the real world(obviously not the real real world.). I wondered what would happen if I broke into the real girls' restroom. I noticed some Roman soldiers down by the girls' bathroom. I asked them to help me bust down the door. So, we did. The girls didn't care that we broke in. They just wanted to talk. Yeah, that's weird. So, I decided to talk.
"Uh...did you know this is all a dream?"I said."This is my third dream tonight. I just don't remember the other two."
"Hey, time to come back to science class."my science teacher said from behind. Since I was lucid, I just ignored her and stayed back to talk. Then, the girls started to play some girly music.
"Oh, not this garbage. I'm going outside."I said. So, I came outside and saw some kids playing botchi. Bothci is Italian bowling for those of you who don't know that. These guys were playing horribly.
"This is the worst game of bothci I've ever seen."I said.
Soon, I woke up. And I realized I didn't become a werewolf in that dream like I was supposed to. I'm a dingus. I'll do it in my next LD.