INeverWakeUp's Super Dream Journal

I dream I am at school. I'm in Mr. Brown's room. He's my science teacher. He likes to talk in third person. He's old. I'd say around sixty. White hair and glasses.

We are all working on a science project. I'm not sitting in my usual seat. I get up and run into two girls in the class. For some reason, they began slapping me around. I'm not hurt, but I'm getting joy out of this.

After the slapping is over, I walk over to a table. I ask where the printer paper is, and begin to scan the table for it. I find it, and take a few pieces.

I proceed past the girls again, and back to my seat. I sit, and I hear a cell phone ring. I see my friend Logan pull out his cell phone. It rings again. Mr. Brown sees it. Logan asks where to put his cell phone. Our school requires that we hand in our cell phones when caught. He says to put it on his desk.

I then pull out my old, old cell phone. It was the black Nokia I had two cell phones ago. I knew it was deactivated. Mr. Brown sees it. He asks me to turn mine in too. I explain to him it's deactivated, and I'd prove it by putting it in water. He tells me to prove it.

I suddenly become lucid without my dream signs! I figured I'd still prove him wrong. I begin to waterbend ice onto my phone, and swipe the ice around. Mr. Brown looks like an idiot now, stunned to see I didn't lie. I really don't give a damn.

I then see a girl. She says if she gets hurt her Mom will kill her(not literally!). Just to be an ass, I walk over and punch her in the face. She falls over in pain, and everyone around us gasps.

I begin jumping and teleporting around the room like an idiot. She gets up, and comes over. She tries to attack me, but it's useless. I'm too fast when I'm teleporting. I begin to do some counterattacking. She says her partner is much better than her. She says he's outside.

I go outside, and I'm at the same school backyard, but it's designed like a beach. I see some stairs, and I slide down the rails. I see her partner. It's Nappa from Dragon Ball Z. He's just having fun in the water.

I return to the girl, and say her partner was worthless. She then chases me until we end up in an empty room. One side's light, the other is dark. We're on the light side.

Her Mother then comes. She's P.O. I'm laughing my ass off. The two argue for awhile.

"This is madness!" the Mom says. I then get a smirk on my face.

"Madness?" I say. I grab the Mom by her shirt.
"THIS IS SPARTA!!!" I shout. I toss the Mom into a brick wall. I accidenlty kill her.

"Oops." I say. Now the girl is P.O. She begins to twice, and foam at the mouth. She begins to transform into a bug as tall as an adult human. I laugh. I then shape-shift into Godzilla, and I'm so tall, I can't see her anymore. I'm three-hundred and twenty-eight feet of fun.

I turn back to normal, and so does she. I say she's so worthless, she might as well join me. The dream begins to fade, and I awake.