INeverWakeUp's Super Dream Journal

GOALS:-Freddie TOTY
-Basic TOTM
So, I find myself in a toy store(weird, considering how old I am). I begin to browse the extensive collection(odd again). Then, I cone across some toy scouters.

I see one in a box by itself. It doesn't actually do anything. It's just for show. Then, I see a double pack. It has one Scouter that doesn't work, but the other one does. The double pack is $130.00 and the single one is $19.00. So, I chose the single one. I buy it, and I take it out. it's a dark-blue Scouter. I try to put it on. I place it on my right ear. Then, I realize that's not the correct ear. So, I take it off and put it on my left ear. It fits perfectly. Now I'm seeing through one eye in blue. Then, I suddenly become lucid without dream signs!

So now, Lucidity was my bitch. Time to do the TOTY and then the TOTM. I wait in silence believing he will show. Then...he is calling my name ominously. Then, he shows up out of the blue right in front of me. Holy shit. I tell him I'm going to fight him to the death. I have a few tricks up my sleeve so I can beat him...easily. I say let's shake hands and let the better man win. I hold out the correct hand so I can shake his glove hand. We shake hands. Then, I rip the glove off of his hand. I put it on. then, I back off. Then, Freddie charges at me. And then, before he can kill me...
"Look! It's Jason!" I shout. Freddie turns around like a fuck-tard. Finally, I stab him through the back with his glove. Suck it bitch! I pull the glove out. I through it off as the blood drips off of the blades. Freddie falls over dead. TOTY number three for me!!!!! Then, I decide to go do the basic TOTM. As I look for a DC to kiss...I have a false awakening! Then, I awake for real! Shit!!!!!

So, I find myself at my house. My Dad, brothers, and I are all watching TV. It's an average night. I'm not sure what we were watching though. I know I was getting very bored. Then, I become lucid without dream signs! Hell yeah! Well, it's time to leave this boring-ass place. I stand up, and walk outside the apartment. Oddly, no one says anything or tries to stop me...weird. So, now I remember I wanted to do the TOTY. I plan to do the Oz task. It'll be easy to find Dorothy if I fly. I take a running start. I use caution, for it's winter(it actually is for real). I jump into the air, ready to fly. Fail. Then, I plummet back down to the ground. I go face-first into a sheet of ice. Then, I slide down the whole sheet of ice on my face. Well that didn't feel so good. Literally, I felt it. Now, I'm paralyzed in pain. I can't get up. Shit! Now a plow truck is on course to run me over. Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit...YES! I get up finally, and I dive in a snow bank in the grass to the right of me. Right then, the truck passes by. Phew, that was too close for comfort. I stand up now. Let's try this again. I jump, fail. Fuck...well, I haven't been flying in awhile...hm. Now I think...believe, believe, believe! I jump, and I'm flying! Yay! I begin to fly away finally. After a minute or so of flying, I spot Dorothy in a local park. I see her red shoes. I land and walk over. What the hell?! My brothers are oddly here, and so is my Mom. Odd...anyway, I take Dorothy's shoes. She gets mad. I tap the heels three times. Then, nothing happens. Suddenly, we all get teleported to my school, which is rearranged as usual in dreams. I just wander the school until I awake.

NOTE: Cheers! Today I'm officially a one year member! I know it's not a big big deal, but still...this dream also marks the start of Volume 5 to my DJ. Please enjoy this pointless LD.

Color Key:

Non-lucid

Lucid

So I start off at my school. I walk outside and I come to an area with lots of water. Odd, we don't have that at the school. Anyway...the place is a backwards L-shaped dock made out of bricks. I see one of my classmates. She warns me not to get to close to the edge. That looks impossible...the dock can't be any wider than three feet. I take a few steps, then I slip.
"Oh crap!" I announce. I fall into the water. It's all green and disgusting. Probably because of all the algae, and lack of fish to clean it. As I'm drowning, I become lucid without my dream signs! Hell yeah! I blast invisible energy to the pond's bottom. I shoot up out of the water. Then, I finally land on the platform safe and sound. The girl approaches me, but then, I awake.

I find myself in a large house. Me and some other girl are trying to have a shared dream. So, we lie down in two separate beds. I set my iPod on my iHome. I go my binaural beat app on my iPod. I play the sounds aloud and we try to go to sleep. Then, the girl's parents turn on the lights and start making a lot of noise. I get really pissed off. I tell her parents that we're trying to have a shared dream and we need silence with all lights off. Her parents agree to my terms. They turn all the lights off and shut up. Now we attempt again. Then, I have a false awakening. Only, I end up at a giant castle rather than my bedroom. Why am I here? I see I'm right at the exit of the castle. I walk out and see a HUGE lake. The lake must've been two hundred feet deep! I see my little brother in a swim suit. He's got glossier on and he's in a small section cut off for little kids to swim in. He comes out and puts his regular clothes on. He lies down next to the lake. I tell him to go inside and dry off. He doesn't listen. I get mad at him. Then, he purposely jumps in the lake.
"NO!" I shout. I dive in to go after him. I must be insane. I can't swim! Amazingly, I'm holding my breath easily and swimming like Michael Phelps! I'm not gonna make in time! I punch myself in the head wishing it's all a dream, then, I become lucid without dream signs! I instantly speed up and get my brother. I swim him to shore and do CPR. I save him. Then, I see an army coming! Then, the army from the castle comes out an waits. The other army's big muscular leader waits with his army at the castle door. This looks like a negotiations meet between them. The princess comes out of the castle. They greet. Then, she points at me. The muscle guy looks at my too. They know who I am?! They talk about how the full moon gives me power. I see the moon is out. I ask what's so special about the moon. I look at it. They shit their pants in fright. I shrug my shoulders. Then, my heart rate increases. Then I transform into a giant werewolf. They're all scared. Then, I do a running smash into them. Then, my alarm awakes me.

I start off un the local park. It's nearly sunset, as there is a redish-orange sky in the backround. I come over and rest on a swingset. I see I'm quickly joined by two other people. We chatted about random crap. Then we listened to "Ha Ha You're Dead" by Green Day(DS). Well there goes a dream sign. We continue to talk about random shit. Then, one kid mentions the oil rig on the other side of the park. He said that thing's gonna explode one day. Then I leave the swing set and head across the field. I reach the red picket fence blocking off the rig. I climb over the fence. I soon as I hit the ground, BOOM! The oil rig explodes! I get thrown back into the wall. I quickly get up and wadle in pain. I can literally feel the heat from the oil on fire. Then, a cop car comes up to me. I quickly get in. We drive away.

I arrive home, where I clean up. Then, two girls and some other people arrive. We have a party outside in the snow. Then, one girl gets buried in the snow. I am quick to act, and I get her out. We continue to party, until I awake.

I find myself at my apartment. Thing is, my apartment looks completely different like in most dreams. My dad, brothers, and I are all enjoying some R&R. Suddenly, someone's at the door. My dad answers the door. I nearly shit my pants in excitement. It's Anthony Horowitz! He's the author of my favorite book series! The Alex Rider series. Holy shit! He's here! In my house! I come over and greet him. I tell him how I love the Alex Rider series. Then, I see he's different. He's balding, fat, and he looks drunk. I see he brought his wife and kids too. I wonder what happened to him.

Later that day. He randomly gives my brothers, dad, and I each $100.00. I know something isn't right. World famous authors don't just hand out $100 bills. I take him in a remote room where no one will hear us. I ask what's his deal. I ask what's wrong, and what happened. He said he's screwed. I raise an eyebrow. He tells me that no one's buying his books. He's quickly running low on money and is bled dry of book ideas. Then, I tell him I'll help him write a book. That enlightens his mood. He gets on his knees and begins to pitifully thank me. I say it'll be easy. We just need a story line, plot, characters, etc.

Now I'm at my friend's house. We're just hanging out. The usual. Then, he invites some friend's over for a literal hide and go seek war. We can use weapons or any other resources necessary. This will be easy. I'll just use my ki. The war of hide and go seek begins. I'm hiding in some good cover. I see a gun. I pick it up. Then, two people see me. They come over and open fire. Shit! I get down. I get up every few seconds and fire. I keep missing. Dammit. I'm screwed. Now my friend comes over and mows those two bitches down. I get up and thank him. We head over to a large tower(Forgot to mention this takes place all over the city). We climb the stairs to the top. We're very worn out. Then, two helicopters open fire on us. Holy shit! What kind of game is this shit?! I see there is an RPG. I pick it up and head into the open. I fire the RPG. The rocket successfully blows up the chopper. It begins to fall towards the ground. It hits and incinerates. Take that bitch! Now the other chopper is still on us. Son of a bitch! The stupid RPG only had one rocket. Shit! This wasn't good. Now, a car drives up a ramp into the tower. Shit. It comes over and rams me into a wall. Gosh dammit that hurt! Then, the helicopter shoots my friend. He goes down. Then, I have a false awakening. I awake at my friend's. Thank God, only a dream(still is dumbass). My friend is still sleeping. I go upstairs and see the fight's still on! Oh shit! Not good! One kid comes over with a gun. Screw him! I hold my hand up, then a chuck a ki ball at him. It hits. Hell yeah bitch! What?! The bastard's still alive! I run upstairs and I go into the bathroom. Then, there's a knock at the door. It's Anthony Horowitz. He says he came with my dad to pick me up and take me back home. My little brother comes in and gives me a big hug. Then, he gave me a blue Scouter. He said he didn't want it. I put it on, and we head towards the car and then, I awake.

I find myself non-lucid on the distant planet Namek. The planet must've been dying. Lava arose from the barren landscape of the planet. My friends and I had to find the ruthless tyrant Frieza. We head out into the intense land. Suddenly, the dream's view changes over to Frieza. He was badly hurt. He was in his final form 100%. His surviving men were placing armor on him. Frieza's power was so strong, his armor kept bursting. Then, they finally got some good armor on him. The view changes back over to me. My friends and I are heading towards Frieza's space craft. Wait, did Goku fail?! Shit! We'd better do something. Oh fucking fiddlesticks! Frieza's men start pouring out. Shit! I pull out a grenade launcher. Suck this bitches! I launch a grenade and kill more than half of the soldiers. Then more come out. I launch another grenade to finish the job. We enter his ship, then I'm at planet Earth.

Oh shit. I'm soon informed that Frieza's here on Earth. Oh son of a bitch. My friends and I are ready to defend. We power up, and we fly to the battle at super speed using our ki. We quickly arrive at the battle. We get ready. I grab an AK-47 and open fire on Frieza's soldiers. Then, a ki blast penetrates the left side of my chest. I tumble back in pain. Dammit. It's over. Then, I awake.

So I find myself in my school's studyhall. I get up from my seat and head towards Spanish class. Then, I became Lucid without dreamsigns. I forgot to do the TOTY, so I went to go do anything I could think up. Then, I awoke. Crap...

NOTE: I downloaded four banural beat songs for my iPod. I fell asleep on the couch on accident. I awoke around 2:40 A.M. I went to bed and played the beats. They kept me up until like 4:00 A.M. I finally realized repeating them was just not gonna put me to sleep. So, the plan is next time, if I don't fall asleep during the beats, I'll turn off my iPod and just sleep. That's how I did my first WILD ever early this morning.

I find myself at my old house. My mom and dad are there. Odd, they're divorced. My brain doesn't think oddly of it. I see my old dog's cage. We gave him away. Weird. I walk towards his cage. Suddenly, the REM kicks in. I am lucid! Yes! My first WILD! Even better, on my first try!!!!! I twitch and feel a burst of energy in my body. I feel emmense power flow through me. Damn, REM lucid dreams are powerful! I was being overridden with power! I turn around. I don't want to stay here with this fake reality. I don't need to be emotionally hurt in my dream anymore. I walk outside. There's no snow and it's pretty
nice out. Hmph. More bullcrap my head made up. Now I am now longer facing my house. It's time for the turn around method. I know my objective is to do the Psycho movie task. I use my intent and go to the house where Janet is showering. I am outside. (At this point I lose myself in excitement and I am too expectant rather than intent.) I go inside. It's weird and undescribable in here. I turn down a hallway. Then, my excitement reaches a higher level(rendering me stupider). Dakotahnok is there, just as planned. We meet up. We nod our heads, knowing what our plan is. I tell Dakotahnok to wait until I go in. Dakotahnok will go in second. I get in my stance to do instant transmission. I try. Fail. Crap! I try again. Fail. No! I tell Dakotahnok that I'll just sync myself through the wall. Fail. Ugh!(See, now I'm frustrated, expectant, and excited). I say screw it. Oddly, I manage to summon a M9 Baretta pistol. Dakotahnok does too. We're running out of time. Dakotahnok goes up to the door, takes a step back, then kicks it down. We rush in, guns ablazing. We shoot the Hell out of the psycho. We get him just in the nick of time. He had already opened the curtain. Phew, a close one! Janet got out of the shower and wrapped herself in a towel. She thanks us for our bravery. Then, my dream starts to blur up. Finally, I awake to my alarm.

NOTE: I was already awoken like five times this morning, this was a very short dream. The kind you have when you go back to sleep at like 8:00 A.M.

I dream we're heading to battle. We're all in Marine armor from Starcraft II. We see our opponent. Suddenly, I become lucid without dream signs! Armor? Yeah, don't need it. I fly up into the air and blow the armor off. I grin at my enemy, who looks scared now. Then, I awake to my brother's loud foot steps! Hey, what the hell man?

I start off at a fortress. I'm commanding a legion of troops. We have a nice surplus of soldiers and tanks. We are currently making efforts to launch a small-scale attack on the enemy. The enemy's leader is no other than Shane(A kid I hate in real life. Coincidence?). We are right now kicking his troops' asses to Hell and back. I am positive we'll win. Then, he releases anti-tank defenses and starts to kick my troops' asses. Sh*t! I execute the order to retreat. My troops are glad to hear that...sissies. The troops have returned now. They are bloody and beaten. That was too close for comfort. Now, we get a message. He says he'll be launching a full-scale attack on us...using ALL of his troops. Ah f*ck! Then, I realize it's time to go to school for me. I hope the attack doesn't happen while I'm at school. Now, I'm at school. I'm in science class. Of course, it's not the way it should be like in most dreams. That includes my classmates, because I see Zaine and...there he is! I notice the b*stard Shane is here too! Then, I become lucid without dream signs! Oh hell yeah! Payback time!

Now since I'm aware of this dream, it's time. I whisper to Zaine. Then, Zaine pulls out a tranquilizer dart. He throws it at Shane. Hit! Shane face-plants on the table. Then, I stand. Zaine stands as well.
"EVERYONE DOWN!" I announce. To my surprise, everyone gets down. Hmph. I usually need a gun to convince people. Zaine and I grab Shane and leave. Dammit! The school halls are rearranged too! I guess we'll give it a try. We try to get to an exit, but we end up going in a circle back to science. I seem like a nut-job, but I ask a girl to lead us out of the school. She leads us out, where the police are. We hand in the criminal and go back. On the way there, I awake.

So, I start off at some random house. It's a bit dim inside, and it seems as if this room may just be some sort of dresser storage room. WTF? Anyway...there's some evil guy just being his evil self. hurting people, being chaotic, etc. My recall wasn't the very greatest for this dream though, because I didn't do my mantra, and I fell asleep unprepared for good recall. In fact, I fell asleep randomly while playing my DSi. But then, a spark of luck. I instantly became lucid without my dream signs!!!!! Yes! I was happy to know I achieved lucid dream number 75! Well, since I was here, I figured I would stop this evil man. But I feel a bit stupid, because I had completely forgotten my task to get the last three dragon balls. Oh well, next time.

So, I see there is a gun. I fire, and no ammo. I aim, fire and make gun noises like a retard. I figure: Hey, lucid dream, it might work. I didn't though. So, I had an idea. I turned around. I start to think using intent: I know there is gun with ammo behind me, I plan it! I turn around, and there is my gun. Sweet! I think I recall it was a Barret 50 Cal. sniper rifle.
Sweet! I take a few shots. Nothing effected him! What the hell?Then, I have another idea. I run over to a further position. I get in ,my fighting stance. Time to blow the f*ck out of this dude. It's time to try out: The Galick Gun. My first go on it. This might not work, but I have to try.I start to power up greatly. I am now in the purple surging energy of the Galick Gun.
I'm all charged now. I loudly and proudly announce "GALICK GUN!" and I fire the deadly purple beam at the evil man.

The beam fires and hits him directly! YES! The smoke creas up, and...0.0 He's still alive?! Damn, this guy's tough! However, I now realize that he's badly injured. Time to finish this. I sprint over to him. Standing next to him, I hold a hand in the air. Time for a Destructo Disc! I begin to charge it. It's charged, and I throw it.
The disc hits him, and cuts him in half! He's dead. Now, I leave the room, and there's my Dad. Then suddenly, I awake.

I find myself at my Grandma's house. Let me tell you, her house is so run-down. No joke. Anyway, I am up in her room with my older brother. I cannot recall what we were doing, I guess just randomness. So, my older brother goes downstairs. I stay and do random sh*t. Then, I decide to go to the bathroom. I take a p*ss and I leave without washing my hands(WTF?). I go downstairs and my Grandpa is sleeping on his black chair. My Grandma is sleeping on the couch. My brother is sitting next to her. I now discover it's time to leave. We arrive home where it is snowing. Wait, what the hell? We aren't at my apartment, but we're at my old house. I guess my brain still isn't over the fact that I moved. Oh well. Anyway...so for some reason I grab my guitar and go outside. What the hell? It's snowing, and I'm going outside with my guitar...random. So, now I head to the top of the street. I also somehow have a microphone. I also see my friend Chris. We start to sing Christmas carols. WTF?! First off, what the hell? Secondly, it's way past Christmas. Then, for some reason, the short bus comes by. They stop to listen to us. I soon awake.

So, I find myself at my friend's house. For some odd reason, it's my house in this dream. Hm, weird. So, we're all sitting inside, my family and I. Then, we have to go do yard work. Ugh! So, we go outside, and everything is in place as it should be. The porch, patio, garage, and...what the hell is that? I see that there is a dirt rink being held up by bricks.
My dad says we need to remove the bricks. Oh dammit...that means...I get to see......centipedes. *Shiver* I hate those damn things to no end(I really do, trust me). So, we begin to remove the bricks. The torture begins. Slither, zoom, wiggle, ehhh...no end to it. Then, as my mom removes a brick, a half-foot long one comes out. It crawls onto me. I nearly have a heart attack(probably in real life too). I grab, and chuck its ass. Phew, that was scary. Next, I get the balls to move a brick. I move and...HOLY MOTHERF***ING SH*T P*SSER!!!!! No joke: a ten yard long centipede that's only an inch thick comes out. I nearly pass out. It starts to crawl upwards me. Oh sh*t! I hit it, and it crawls away. Phew. We go inside and watch a movie until I awake.

It starts as a normal school day. Now, for once, the school is actually arranged the way it should be. That surprised me when I awoke. So, I was with some kids I don't know, but they are my friends in this dream. So, it doesn't matter. They decide we should make a peep hole so we can look into the girls locker room. I like the idea, so I join in. What could go wrong? While we are drilling a hole, we are caught. Oh sh*t. We're so screwed.


Well, we are now in a f*ck-load of trouble. But, my master lying skills always help(I suck at lying). At this moment, I say the most dumb-ass excuse EVER.
"Well, I wasn't helping them. They asked me to come along. I never decided if wanted to or not, but if I would have said yes, I would have not known where they went. So, I went with them while deciding."
See? I am now shocked when the teacher buys it, and I get in no trouble at all. However, the others get in serious trouble. I then soon awake.