INeverWakeUp's Super Dream Journal

I find myself in the gym at my school. I have no clue what we're doing. Whether it's PE, or Intramurals. But there's only a small amount of people in here. The benches only have one row pulled out. For no apparent reason, I am rolling, and hopping around...on a giant gray exercise ball. Yea...weird. Also, the song "Platypus(I Hate You)" by Green Day is playing. I see three girls I know. One, I don't know her name. The other two were Hannah S. and Lauren M. For some reason, they are walking around pretending to be prostitutes. WTF?! That is just beyond me. So, I continue to pass by them on my ball. I soon stop to lip-sync my favorite line from the song. "Dickhead-Fuckface-Cocksmoking-Motherfucking-Asshole-Dirty Twat-Waste of Semen-I hope you die." I stop by this girl and say this song is so appropriate for school. She nods in sarcastic agreement. Soon, the health teacher Mrs. Keithly finds out what those girls are doing. She then scolds them.

Suddenly, I am at my old house. I have directions to orginize the music stands in Mrs. Hamilton's car so we can go to our Orchestra concert. Mrs. H is the director of Orchestra. Just an FYI. So, I go to her car. It's parked in my driveway. It's a dark-blue Chevy Trailblazer. Nice. So, I open it. I see the disorderly stands. I start to take them out. I set them down by the garage. A good five feet from the back of the car. Then, I decide that's a stupid idea. I figure I'll pick up bugs if I leave the stands on the pebble driveway. So, I go over and pick up two of the three stands on the ground. I then see a bunch of centipedes scatter. I shriek "HOLY SHIT!" and run back to the car. I put the two stands away. My friend Greg comes over now. He's wondering what happened. I explain that there are bugs under the stands. He picks up the last one, and a foot-long black centipede comes out of hiding. Greg nearly has a fucking heart attack, and jumps back screeching some very colorful language. The thing then burrows underground. Now that was fucking creepy. So, he loads up the last stand, and we're ready. We all get in the Chevy. Weird, how do you fit thirty students into a mini-van? Odd.

Suddenly, we're out on the open road. It's also evening. Did we have the concert already? Are we not there yet? That's odd. I also notice the car has no roof anymore this is fucking weird. Soon, we begin to discuss what our name would be of we were the opposite sex. I say my name would definantly be Lauren. My friend Phillip says he'd be named Leah. All the girls laugh at him now.

Suddenly, I'm in a dark house. Weird. Looks like I'll never know what happened at the concert. Anyway...I have different family members. I apparently live here. I have a black-haired older brother. I'd say he's somewhere around the likes of 16 to 18. He seems to be real pervert. I also have a sister who looks to be around the same age as him. She is bisexual. I also have a single parent. An alcoholic Dad. Oh that's real nice. My sister says her girlfriend is spending the night tonight. Oh-ho-ho!!!!! I decide I wanna see some of that action(keep in mind, this whole dream is non-lucid). So, it's suddenly night. I didn't get a chance to see my sister's girlfriend. I decide that I'll go now. I bet I'll see a good show! I go upstairs. My sister's room is right next to the living room. Dad is still awake. Dammit! He'll definantly be suspicious to see me go in there. So, I decide to wait for him to fall asleep. Then, the dream skips to morning. Oh what the fuck?! That blows. That...ba-lows. But, I see that mybDad is asleep! Oh hell yeah! But then, my brother pushes me away and runs into my sister's room. Son of a bitch! Now I have to wait longer. Grrr! No! No waiting! I open the door and barge in, and....................what......the......fuck?I see my brother's head come out from in between my sister's legs. Holy shit on a summer day. That's fucked up. My "brother" just gave head to my "sister." That is fucked up in twenty different languages. I see my sister pull her purple thong back up. I also see her girlfriend. She's a super hot Asian chick with a pretty nice rack. Liking that. A lot. Oddly, my brother is also wearing a purple thong and bra combo like my sister and her girlfriend. I see he has breasts. Okay...what the fuck man?! I get up on the bed and tell him to move aside. I wanna get some pussy. I don't care if it's my sister. Then, my brother smiles. I hear footsteps. Oh shit. He's smiling, cause he knows our Dad's coming in. And when he sees this...it'll be Hell. I'm sure he doesn't care if my sister and her girlfriend fuck, but if he sees us in here too...oh damn! I say it's a trap! Then, I jump out the window and land on the ledge. Good thing there was a ledge there! I loom in the window. My Dad comes in. His reaction:
"WHAT THE FUCK?!" Then I wake up. Haha! My "brother" got caught and I didn't!