International Oneironaut Shared Dreaming Journal

(Thebeastofold's dream)

I had 4 dreams in a row last nihgt, no lucid however...


Tons of beef jerky.

I was in a large strange house, and i walked outof what was apparently my room and went down stairs, my Mother was in the kitchen and there was a huge pile of bags of beef jerky on the counter, i went to grab one and mom said "your sister and neice will miss those..better not...so i headed back upstairs, and saw beef jerky bags everywhewre, stuffed in and behind everything...i saw about 10 bags stuffed behind a toilet, and decide they wouldnt miss these, so i grabbed them and went back to my room, my dog was aslewep on the bed, and one of my late cates was wandering inthe hallway, i grabbed him, hugged him and put him in my rrom on the bed, i saw my laptop on the bed and everytime i tried to open it, i saw another of my late cats i the hall, the door was open even tho i closed it everytime i grabbed a cat, after 3 or 4 cats, i started eating the beef jerky...i noticed then it was bridgeford jerky..it tasted really good.


i walked out of a large house, similiar to the one in the previous dream, and met a couple girls, or i should say ladies, heading dow the same path as I, i grabbed one of them by the hand and started leading them down a path beteen a bunch of really huge house embedded inthe hills surounding this huge courtyard surrounding us...we got to a large gnarled tree inthe center, and i noticed smoke in the distancecoming up from behind a pyramid ressembling chichen itza(SP?) ..but i couldnt tell the ladies for some reason, one lady was taller than the other and they were talking as if they were old friends..or sisters...finally after they both ran in circles trying to point something out to each other, they finally noticed the smoke and when i looked back it was just over the hill instead of in the distance.....the taller ladygrabbed my shoulder and said oh lord look! and she spun me around and the house to my right starte burning abruptly from the inside out and crumbled to glowing ash, i kept spinning and everytime a house came into view it did the same thing....by this time the ladies were laughing hysterically...


i was at a party or get together in what looked like my dining room, only it was open completely except for the wall of a bulding next door...i realized i had to go to the bathrrom so i wandered away to find one, i walked past a long building and came to a small field with people throwing softballs around, they were wearing what looked like softball uniforms, i walked to the back part of the field, found a dead end and started back, i abruptly got hitin the face by a softball, i picked ip up and tried to toss it back to the lady who threw it, but it weaghed a freakin ton...it kind of rolled to her, i said "what is it lead lined?!?!" and she said well, kind of, theni noticedit was a miniature medicine ball.....as i walked back i came across a guy asking a lady where the bathroom was, i noticed he was standing infront of it..so i went around him and closed and locked rthe door....i went aound a small turn and there were no walls, just a toilet on the edge of a huge open field...i started unbuttoning and the guy started banging on the door harder and harder, i looked around the corner and the doorknob was slowing sliding out of its hole...and so were the hinges..i ran back and pounded the knowb and hingepins back in with my hand..i went back to what i was doing, and couldnt go through with it, i realized if i peed in the dream i might pee in real life.,...and i really didnt want to wet the bed ive had dreams like this all the time......so allof a sudden he was trying to puth the knob and hinge pins out again....so i ran back to the door and pushed thm back in again and held them there and i yelled are you trying to tellme something?!?!?! he said, youere dreaming pal, youre dreaming......a vision of a bright orange porta-a-potty popped into my mind...



my mother and i were standing ona street corner in what looked like china..we started walking across the street in a large crowd and i started heading to a hat shop on the other corner, but mom grabbed my arm and we ended up waling around a strange open air mall with mall type storefronts with no front walls..strange.....we started back because once again, i needed to find a bathroom....we walked a bit and i found one, the door had both pictures on it men and women, and the word ALL above the pictures...i alked in and closed the door, and there was 7 or 8 different kinds of urinals in the middle of the room all facing each other, and filthy...i realized one again if i went in the dream i'd probably go in the ral world, so started loking around the room and noticed about 20 toilets inside a small room with like a 3 foot door in one wall, i grabbed one toilet and it slid out on a track of somesort on rollers, there was a large coin box mounted on the front edge of the bowl so youd have to straddle it to sit down..i pushed it away and noticed a shelf along the riight wall by the door full of strange canding and odd looking pastries...i started reaching for a few then realized how gross tis all was and went over to the sink to wash my hands, i pushed the soap dispenser and powder came out...i wiped it al over my hands and when i dumped into the trash, my hands were perfectly clean...as i walked outthe door, there was a small box of trinkets on the edge of the shelf by the door, i reached in and grabbed something and walked out, when i got out i looked at what i had grabbed and it was a weird semi-3d plastic keyfob, an image carved in it so if you looked at the other side it looked 3d of a creature that looked like half woman half lion..strange...and the keyfob had a college name on it of some sort...cant remember what tho...and there was was about 7 or 8 key covers hanging from it...we started walking away and mom said "you never planned to try college one way" I woke up....