MoSh's DJ: The Best Dream Journal in The Universe.

Maze house: I spent a lot of time in a gigantic house. I walked throughout it several times. There was one room i would always walk by And i never went in Because i knew it belong to someone else. Anyway the whole place seemed like a maze. There was lots of people there. I felt a sudden urge to go to the other end of the house. I felt as if someone needed help or I needed to find something.

I turned down one hallway and two children walked up to me laughing. The hallway began to distort adn I fell into a corner of it. I wanted to get away but the two children kept dancing around me. It was as If they didn't want me to get to the destination i was hoping for. I blanked out.

The room: I was in the same house, or another one... And I walked by the room that belonged to someone. I walked by and accidentally saw my cousin and his gf having sex. I rushed into the kitchen and my cousin came out and said "sorry I didn't realise you'd be home early..." at least he could have kept the door closed!

Broken guitar: I was sitting in front of some music sheets. I picked up my guitar and noticed the headstock had broken from the neck. The strings were still intact and I seemed to get entangled in them.

Brains: I was in a hospital bed with a girl. I was holding onto ametal pipe that was sticking out of her head. I noticed the top of her skull was gone and the pipe was connected to her brain. I sat there moving the pipe from side to side. She seemed to enjoy it. I also noticed My skull was open too and a pipe was sticking out of my brain. She grabbed the pipe in my head and moved it around. It was a very strange feeling. I remember thinking: I must have such bad brain damage from this I don't even remember how I got here.

Wolf: I just got back from a coffee house "tim Hortons" to a school. It was night and I think my brother was with me. We were elaning against a roudn wall when i noticed a giant wolf prowling around. It seemed to notice i was there, but chose to ignore me. I was frightened that i went inside the school and walked around the gymnasium in darkness then went back outside.

Outside i looked and saw the wolf was still there.

Hands: I awoke in some bright room, My hands were so tingly it was bothering me. I managed to bring them to my face, but they were covered in some wire mesh. It was cutting off circulation to my hands. I panicked and flung my hands about.

Back to school: I went to some big college test. I sat in teh classroom area and everyone around me were jock adn very dumb like. I sat there for a few minutes just looking at everyone. I left To get a paper. When i returned to the classroom and Jock looked at me funny and slammed the door. I found a window i could crawl through. But when i went through I was in the lobby again. The place seemed empty and I still had a paper.

I wanted to find a teacher to give it to So i went through a door that led into a hallway. I ran into a man with glasses in a white jacket who had a kind of Doctor feel to him. I was going to ask him about my paper but he motioned me into a room that appeared to be his office.

I followed him in and he just sat at his computer, he seemed to be watching a conspiracy documentary. He then looked at me and said "Third shelf from the bottom" and pointed at a book case. I found the third shelf and a title seemed to jump out at me. It said "I'm still there"

I realised the title was implying that I was in two places at once. That while i was "here" in this dream, really i was somewhere else. I woke up then.

Dream1: I was back in my old town of chilliwack b.c. I was standing at a plaza near my old elementary school. I was in front of one of the video stores looking across the street to the safeway. I noticed a large screen on the safe way nad concluded: This must be a dream. I stood stationary focusing on the images of the screen. I tried to will myself throught the screen. It seemed to grow larger and i could see images of war going on. It reminded me of some of the war video games that are coming out now. For some reason i couldn't enter the screen. So instead i tried to fly towards it. My body felt so real that it seemed impossible to fly. It tried to enlarge the screen to overtake me once more but to no avail. I remembered i should look at my hands. My hands rose to my face and i saw that they were mine. I began looking at other objects in my periphials in a systematic fashion to try and stabalise the dream. The dream seemed to speed up, cars passed by by so fast that i was getting lost in their movement. I went back to my hands as a starting point and tried the same system again. Everything seemed to stabalise but then suddenly faded out.

Dream2: I was on a planet like ship. I was in a large hangar with some people i seemed to know. Somebody ran up to our group and started yelling "WE have to evacuate, We're caught in a gravity well of a large comet and we're going to collide with it in four hours." I said "I think we should start packing all essentials and leave immideately, Tammy Help me get this boat down." I climbed a ladder of a large crate and someone on the other side helped me take the canoes from off the top of the crate. After unloading certain things and packing for a while. our group decided to split up and collect our personal items and collect family members for escape.

I decided my personal belongings weren't worht the effort so i went to look for people instead. I left the hanger and went on to the more populated portion of the ship. It was a huge glass dome with a city underneath it maintained by a false atmosphere. The town again resembled Chilliwack B.C. I walked along the streets towards downtown. I looked up into the night and saw a glowing red and orange object that seemed far off. I knew this was the oncomming comet. I enetered some sort of office building and began to look for someone. I recognised a design on the door. I knew it was the same symbol Solsky has in his sig here on DV. I went into his office and couldn't find him. So i ran out into the street. I ran into a woman who seemed to be looking for Solskye. So i ran along the streets looking in cars. people had stopped their cars in their tracks and some seemed to be asleep at the wheel.

I saw Solskye asleep in his car. i was going to wake him. but i looked up for a moment. The reddish object was now 4 times larger than i had seen in perviously and concluded that a couple of hours had already passed since i last looked. I ran back to the hangar but no one was there. i suddenly ran into the other people who were helping me move stuff, and i said "Well is it time to leave yet? we're all gonna die if we don't move out now." We began moving to an escape ship and the dream ended.

Dream1: I spot wolf on a mountain, for a split second it reminds me of xox, but then the dream just fades.

Dream2: I'm in this huge construction complex made of concrete ceilings held up by loads of steel girders. In this dream i seem to be really tall, and that's not all in the next second I hear my name called I look and see this huge mecha man runnin at me. So I yank a steel girder out to protect me. But no avail, this thing comes at me as ruthless as a hard driven nail. I smack this guy again, and again over his metal head. This just makes him angry and he starts chasing me again. And then I kick out girders as I'm running along, then pick them up and throw them at him but before long He starts trippin over these things. So i pick up some concrete and smash it on head, 'cause i know if don't stop that I'll be dead

Anyway i start to run away,He just gets up and comes faster, now with an arm blaster. He Tears out whole sections of concrete and steel, And starts rollin them at me like they is just big wheels. One pins me up against a wall, then it seems like i can't get up at all. Pretty soon I think I'm dead. But i climb up just enough to see him smash me over the head.
(who says you can't rhyme and DJ at the same time)

Dream3: I forget the next dream but the notes read:

Robert R and Coastline? Oh yeah It was a vague dream i had he lived by the coastline.

Dream4: I'm At the library and when i walk through the door. I see this whole line of picture books and them some more. So I, pull them to what it is they about. And No doubt One of them reads: Moonbeam. I think "no way Gee, this really can't be" So I flip through the book and I see Moonbeams smilin face, While taking care of some guy who looks like he's losing the cancer race. At the last picture he's lying in a hospital bed and he looks half dead, His skin is shriveled and looks really emasculate. It makes me sick, 'cause i seen enough guys die from it. But in the picture moonbeam just smiles on, I think it really takes guts to face death with that face on

Dream5: K enough rappin of journal entries. this one took place in a mall I was walking And I ran into my Old roommate Sho. He had blonde streaks in his hair. he said "I'm here to get a cheque from your dad". We walk through some doors and into a foodcourt. I see my brother there. so me and sho ask him for money. but he has none Then sho says he has some coupons he can exchange for cash. So I begin helping him count them.

Dream6: I'm outside a mall with my brother and my childhood friend gary. It's dark and you can really see the moon out. Gary is in this gravel parking lot. He starts doing kung fu moves and throwing rocks. I begin to go through my form. I get interrupted by my brother He's complaining his back is broken. I see him trying to push a two ton truck down the street I think "well no wonder".

The dream switches to indide a train station. Me my bro And Gary are asking for this crime boss (I forget the name i'll call him Mr.x). We're sitting in this lobby, Being yelled at by some interrigator. Outside the door i see a Girl sitting with her sibling on a bench. for some reason her image completely stands out from the dream. The rest of the dream characters are all fuzzy, but this girl seems to be crystal clear. she gives me a kind of dirty look, and for a split second I was wondering if it was xox. but before i could complete the thought A booming devilish voice yelled at me "there is no MR X" and the voice came from this tall woman that was walking by. As soon as she passed and Exact replica of her came in through the other door. She had this fake smile, her skin was having a hard timing maintaining it's color. She looked like one of those changlings from the fifth element movie when they lose their form.

The woman sits down across from us and says "I can arrange for you to meet MR. X" as soon as she said that i thought "holy shit i think i seen this movie, see the woman is really MR. X, The name MR X is a cover for her true identity. she's gonna invite us to some room to meet mr x, and then she's gonna reveal the truth and shoot us all in the head." so i said. "no thanks, we weren't really serious about finding mr x anyway"

all I Remember is being chased by a car driven by "MR X" while in the background the theme song to Beverly hills cop is playing. I watch the car smash into a brick wall.

Dream7: I falsely wake up I tell my brother about the dream. He still has back pains and i wonder if it was really a dream.

Dream 8: I'm in a large sub urban area. I'm with my brother and for some reason i take his car and drive down the street. I seem to have no control over the car, i almost crash it, but luckily i park it. Then I get off the motorbike, and admire the it. I think back to the first time i ever heard of the phrase "crotch rocket". I heard it from my highschool friend dorian who rode motorbikes a lot. As soon as i think this. Dorian pulls up on his bike with his gf behind him. He says "hey man long time no see is that a sonata arctica shirt?" I go "yeah". His gf pipes up. "that band kicks ass but i dont like the singing sometimes" so i say "well if you think he's bad you should listen to stratovarius, the guy sings like he has no balls"

they laugh, and we're all suddenly at a train station. I look up and i see the sky go scary. I see this gigantic rectangular UFO. I point it out to Dorian, he sees it and starts to run. I could see all of it's dimensions. It was like i giant mechanical rectangle floating in the air. Then it dissapeared. suddenly i saw this black hase coming from the sky. There were hundreds of seagulls flying in one direction as fast as they could. Even flying into eachother. Thats when it started to rain And all these people started running. The clouds we're coming in so fast teh sky bean to turn black. I watched them completely pile up and completely black out the sun in no less than 3 seconds. It was broad daylight out and now it was like night.
I began to run for shelter but it was raining so hard i couldn't get out from the train platform.

Dream1: Instant lucid. I was standing in a white place where all the DV members were sleeping. I saw one bed read: Amazeo xD. I suddenly remembered to look for R. I yelled out her name really loudly a couple of times.
suddenly I was in a black space. I hear R call me back in the darkness. I called her name again.

Her: It's too dark I can't find you.

me: just keep moving you'll run into me.

By this time i really had to pee so i decided to wake up.

Dream2: I was at a nightclub. I was walking towards the dancefloor and recognised a black girl i knew from highschool. But she had a beard. I walked right past her and onto the dancefloor.

"Arthur" I heard someone call out behind me. I thought "Oh no someone has mistaken me for my brother again". i couldn't see who was calling me so i went back up to the bar area. I hear my brothers name being called again.
I bought a cheese bread snack and sat down with jeff777 at a table. WE ate our food quietly. He got up and i got up shortly after. I don't remember what happened after that, but suddenly i was in a boxing ring with jeff.

WE were kung fu fighting for fun. The fight seemed to slow down and i could measure each counter to his moves. I blocked so many of his moves he just shrugged his shoulders and left.

Dream 3: I was a wolf walking on a dirt road. I came a cross a T in tersection. It was obvious I was on a mountain. At the T intersection a large farming fence. Behind the fence were cows. They started running because a Bull was vicously attacking them. They stopped in their tracks, so did the bull. I looked towards the other ends of the road and standing guard were these incredibly large horned bulls. I sensed there was gonna e a slaughter and I was caught in the middle of it. Just then I saw a pack of Wolves huddled together and ready to defend themselves. I felt safe as soon as I saw them So i cautiously walked up to them and joined them. I knelt my head and waited for the battle to start.

Dream4: I was on a busy street riding with people in a Car. I got out of the car and started riding a very large bike. The bike was so large that the scenery was small beneath me. It was hard to control and the brake handles were pushed in. I was dodging things carefully while pulling out each brake handle. When i succeeded i parked the bike in a ditch. And suddenly i was blocked somehow from all side of the ditch. i couldn't get out.

Dream5: A brief dream where Dan And Jesse from Ontario came to visit. They were staying At my house. I noticed they had resumes with them. I told them "wait... you're moving in and loking for a job?". They both giggled and said "Yes"

Short Lucids:

I was standing in my living room by the couch. I realised i was lucid. I looked at me hands and flipped them over a few times. I heard My dad and my brothers girlfriend talking. I kept worrying wether i was standing up in real life for some reason.

Everything went blank for a while. i noticed myself in my sleeping position then suddenly i was in my living room again staring at my hands. The scene faded but i was still in control of my dream body. I started going through The Openeing moves of the Tiger and Crane fighting set. I got p[assed a few moves and then woke up.

Anyway I had a Semi long LD.

I Tried to WILD at 4 am this morning. The alarm went off and for once i remembered i should WILD. I was too tired to browse any forum pages or read.

I layed back. closed my eyes and had my arms by my sides. I remembered something i should try from reading Claritiy's WILD tutorial. I went through the alphabet. Trying to Conjure and Image for each lletter. It was actually difficult. my mind wanted to sleep and i kept forgetting the letters in order.

I'd go: A - Apple, B - Banana, C - canada..... What's next? ummm A, B C??? D!!. that's it!!! Dinosaur! Elephant. finger, Granola, Hypopotamous.....
wait.. what's next? abcdefgh I!!!! Ignorant. etc.

I went through the alphabet a few times when i noticed my arms were going numb. I relaxed more and waited for HI. Nothing came. but a few energy looking thingies. i tried not to focus too hard and let the images float by. Sometimes i would see a face or a landscape. But generally No dice.

I focused on the sensation of my arms and relaxed more. It felt like a heavy blanket was being pressed down on me. My right arm slowly began to rise on it's on volition. I'm thinking "fuck! Arm catalepsy is a deep hypnosis phenomena, not for Lucid dreaming" But i took it as a sign anyway. My right arm continued to lift on it's own and then rested by my head. A few minutes later my left arm repeated the same movement.

I suddenly got a bit of feeling back in my hands. The very tips of all my fingers had an itch sensation. this went on for what seemed like eons. I finally gave in and scratched the hell out of myself. i spent a few minutes scratching all over and then turned over. I no longer felt itchy. i thought i would try to WILD again in this position.

I was suddenly aware of a dream being formed. I couldn't see anything. But i felt like i was in two places at once! I could either be in my bed asleep. or in this supposed dream. I sensed my dream hands in front of me. So i acted "As if" i were in a lucid dream and looked at them. i flipped my dream hands over a few times. I also tried gazing at other objects i couldn't see. The dream began to take over. but i noticed someone else was in the dream. I couldn't see but i sensed him somehow. I felt it was "Raven" my next door neighbor. So i yelled to him. "RAVEN! this is a dream, Just look at your hands"

The dream took over completly. I was in a room with a few of my family members. I forgot it was a dream and i was interacting with everyone. There was music playing. I listened for a while and i recognised my favorite metal band "Wuthering Heights". I thought it was strange. My family hates my music.

I Saw a shadow like vortex apear in the room and someone was trying to come through it. It was Raven. I tried to pull him into the dream but he was having trouble. I was gonna get the other dream characters to help. but i forgot about Raven as soon as I turned around.

"It's morning isn't it?" I thought. I immideately went to breakfast. I noticed the music playing still. I questioned again wether it was a dream. I looked at my hands. They were my hands. Not deformed like in a dream. I felt the table and it was a real table. The music i heard was real. It was the song "Longing for the woods PT.2" It was in the middle of the lyric " I am A wanderer I've seen many a Shore.."

My gut instinct still insisted it was a dream. "What to do what do to what do...." It occured to me i should try the lucid Task of the month. But darnit! I forgot what the task was. then i thought " I know i should go to DV in this very dream and find out. even if it's the wrong dreamviews task. i should read what it says and try it!" that thought startled me because ir ealised i was thinking and behaving exactly like i do in normal life. In fact the feeling was exactly like the times i had Taken LSD or ingested Mushrooms.

I quickly ran down stairs and went into my room. It looked like my room. I grabbed my keyboard and looked at the screen. The webpage wanted me to sign in. i vaguely sensed it was strange since i have my cookies et to "Awlays logged in". When the page came it wasn't DV. The screen was blurry but focused. I was suddenly reading a Batman comic on the internet?

I Typed in the Dreamviews webpage but i couldn't get my keyboard to work. I started getting popups on the screen of other comic books. I was losing control and forgetting all over again. The Dream became very nonsensical and i felt as if i was merging with my computer screen. When i was consumed i woke up!

Man of Shred's New Dreams

K time to start a new Dream Journal.

Although I haven't updated any dream journal recently. I have been getting back into the habit of remembering them.
I want to learn how to WILD, DILD and just plain LD better.

Dreams from last night.


Dream1: I was WILDing and i entered a dream. I seen Sho (the jap guy who is staying with us). so i ran up behind him yelling "Sho! Sho I'm dreaming!!!!"

but when i went to the fron of him. his face was a black void. The rest of the dream faded out adn I woke up.

I was half asleep and i heard a disembodied voice tell me that i could Either wake up or "warm myself up into dreaming".

Dream 2: I was in the norht end of my twn sitting with my brother. On my right was a girl i think i know in real life. I said something about seeing a parade. She told me that was impossible because you could not see the parade from here. I said i saw the parade at the west end of didsbury.

She then mumbled something about that i should make a move on her soon. I asked her what she had said. She repeated her statement but it was more garbled than before.

Dream 3: I went to visit a highschool. I spent minutes just walking around and talking to some people. Suddenly Sho Showed up. He had a long black wig that looked like his hair. He nodded as if to instruct me to put it on.


Dream 4: I was in the family car. My dad was driving. I was very snoy out and the roads were dangerously Icy. My dad kept trying to drive over birdges. but he kept going under them instead. There was icy cliffs under the briges and he drove dangerously close to a few.

At one bridge he was driving on a metal part which began to slant down. IT was obvious we were gonna fall so i yelled "Back up and go another way"


he backed up and then went to turn. We were on the side fo a steep slope now and he backed up too far. The cr began to tumble backwards. I was suddenly outside of the car whereit had landed on it's side. Mybrother was passed out along with everying else. I Opened the side door. and looked for the seatbelt Latch. I paused and thought "This must be a dream" i did a nose RC. no avail. I tried to pull my brothre up but he was still stuck.

I looked in the back seat where Sho was. He opened his eyes and looked at me fo a moment and then clsoed them again. I woke up