MoSh's DJ: The Best Dream Journal in The Universe.

★★★

WTF Truck

I'm in a truck like my dad's in the passenger seat It's driving by itself. I see it heading towards a rock face where a bunch of bombs are exploding? I kick my left leg and hit the break. I get into the driver's seat and suddenly my dad's there. He starts ranting about how I shouldn't be driving and I almost totaled the car. I said I saved the truck from totaling itself and that he should thank me, besides isn't he happy I am learning to drive for once. He said it doesn't't matter and that I'm a worthless piece of shit. He then indicates that he wants me on the street because he can't stand dealing with me at home.

H wtf

H and Asuka are merged. She's holding a tray with jello cups? they are red. And there is discussion about how this is going to make her famous.

Restaurant

I'm at a restaurant with Asuka. She orders me a large serving of Escargot? anyway it's extra cheesy so I start stuffing myself.

Lucid

While walking down a hallway I become lucid. I turn an head downstairs and See an area reminiscent of one of the places i lived in in Didsbury. I see Jen (my brothers gf" Sitting on the floor. I ask her if she has seen Asuka? (sometimes characters know if asuka has been around). She laughed and asked who that was. She asked if she was my dream girlfriend or something. I said yes, and that this is a dream. I also hear some music playing. I try to bring the focus on the music more but it fades.

I search two downstairs rooms. In the first one. Some men have a ladder and are fixing something electrical on the ceiling, but it's not the light. I ask what they are doing? They say something technical but it makes no sense. I leave and check the other room but it's empty. I briefly look in the other room as I pass. Now there are no men or ladder. Jen is no longer in the living room area as well. I call out to Asuka As I walk up the steps. I say aloud that I am lucid and if there's anything she wants to tell me, now is the time to say it. I walk upstairs thinking the dream feels almost as real as waking life. As if on cue, I wake up for real... DAMN


Old Dreams?

I'm walking down a street in chilliwack. I have memories of going into a building in an older dream and going into a flea market of some kind. anyway As I walk down the street I can hear myself playing a vivaldi violin concerto on guitar. I don't like the sound of it. But when it ends and older lady DC walks up to me and says "That was brilliant!"

★★★

Pre cog dream

I'm at an airport in japan with the waking life version of Asuka. We are walking down some steps and she hands me a white pen to fill in my baggage tags with She's also wearing a white toque. It feels as real as waking life. When i wake up i slightly jump from shock

Lucid


I'm walking down some street in chilliwack towards a house. I forget what happens when I get there, but at some point I'm outside one of the windows trying to find a way down. There's a ladder leading down but it's hard to reach. I am also holding onto a part of the shingle. I go back in through the window.

I become lucid. I look around a bit trying to orient myself. I think I tried a time dilation technique but it was one i never even heard of before... anyway it didn't work. I walked down a hallway and called for Asuka. My voice came out really loud and annoyed as if I was mad or something. Right away I said. "Shit, I didn't mean to yell. Asuka Asuka" at normal tone.

I found myself in a bathroom, I left, closed the door and imagined that through the door I would find wherever she was. i opened it and there was a different bathroom but no one was in there. I ran across a mirror and decided to look at myself. I was too blurry and right away the dream faded.


weird School

Vague dream about walking in some sort of school. Some annoying girl kept going on the PA every time I walked past the office and said to the whole school that I was a creep. anyway I just kept walking and came across a cafeteria. suddenly that girl was there again. I walked past her and said for her not to follow me. I wasn't doing anything wrong.
I spotted a friend from school years ago and went to talk to him I forget what happened after.

★★★

Fragment

a fragment of being somewhere with some guy?

A

I remember walking in a town with Raven Knight. The town looked like didsbury. We were following A and she looked all gothic, had the makeup and everything. At one point she looked right at me, but it was as if she saw right through me as if I wasn't there. Me and Raven sort followed her for a while.

Train

I remember running onto a train beacue someone was chasing me. outside the window I saw Asuka fly by as a ghoul. I went up a car and spotted A.

"you!" I said. "what have you done with Asuka?"

"Nevermind... what are you doing spying on my dreams?" she asked.

"I wasn't spying I am viewing my old dream records to construct a timeline of events."

"well every time you do that I have to re dream the damn thing. I thought you wanted me to stay out. And here you are invading my dreams."

"Like I said, I was viewing a record. And you're one to talk you and P gave me trouble for quite a while."

"umm that wasn't me.Those were shadow beings."

I rolled my eyes. "Shadow beings wrap around you like a blanket and suck your energy. They don't shoot projectiles at you. and you forget that I know Energy signatures. And how come after we healed you then you stopped showing up it's undeniable.But I won't fault youfor being under the influence of dark energy. Now tell me what you did with asuka." I was getting angry.

"fine... I didn't do anything to her. I'm only projecting an image.Just stay out attacker."

"I'm not attacking anyone. if anything people have done nothing but attack me. Everything i did was in self defense.Honestly you people think you are better than everyone just because you can walk into people's dreams and harrass them. Why don't youuse dreamingfor something better."

"ok, fine just leave me alone." she stammered. She dissapeared fast.

Car WTF

I remember driving down some country road. We suddenly hit a very steep part of the road that led down... and I mean vertical drop!. We went down one and then another, and yet another. On the last part down the road turned into dirt. There were yellow digging machines buried in the dirt. I crawled out of the car and slip down the dirt a bit.
Now I was in a downward cave. I spotted a shelf with pots on it. I used the shelf to climb down. At the bottom I found myself in a warehouse. Some man came outof the door to an office. He asked me where I came from.

I said I'm from above, and did he nocie weird machines stuck in dirt and roads up there. He gave me a strange look and said no.

more WTF

I am at a table with some kids playing cards. I am trying to order the deck but i just can't get them all to face the same way. The kids are saying it doesn't matter what way the ards are facing. tuvok holds a card witha display of the deck on them he says to the childrean that logic dictates that the cards are supposed to be ordered a certain way.
I have Shawna on my lap during this, she askes me when are we going to... I ask what it is but she says never mind.

Asuka's head pops out of the table. there is a circular cut in the table for her head to fit through. She is laughing, dso I look under the table and see that a small animal like a dog is pawing at her crotch.

★★★

Computer madness

I was on a computer looking at the M site. It had a new forum look. There was a message banner from Mu asking how did everyone like the new look. I saw a new pm and clicked it. It was from someone i knew. I thought it was gonna be a hate message but it wasn't.

Some weird guy wandered into the room and asked if he could use the computer. I told him to hang on a sec. He peered over my shoulder at the computer screen. "What's this?" he asked "From Dolly: have a look at my fresh pussy? what is this?"

"nothing" I said.

"aw, I want to read the rest."

"no, and frankly you can't use the computer." Me and the guy started getting into an argument. I saw Asuka walk by, the was smiling and seemed amused by the whole thing.


Goodbye wtf

I was showing someone to the door. some asian woman. I gave her a hug goodbye. now she was shirtless and she had no boobs. WTF?

Scaffold

Some vague dream where i was climbing a Scaffold and there was women following me. I don't remember any more details.


Pennywise



I was in the my inner world when a couple of the kids kept complaining about nightmares involving a clown. They all gave the same description of the clown Pennywise. Me and Asuka tracked it down and opened a portal.

We were in a car driving to the town from the IT movie. I saw a familiar gas station up ahead. I told Asuka i'll leave the car and she should pull up for gas. When the attendant comes up, he should turn into pennywise, Then we should scare him and make sure he never scares the kids again.

I fly out of the car and watch from below. Asuka pulls up to the gas station, then a gas station attendant walks up to the car. They said a few things back and forth and sure enough, just like in the movie, the man turned into pennywise. I went flying for him from behind him. Asuka changed into pennywise herself when he was trying to shine his light in her eyes. She even had hs razor sharp teeth. Pennywise jumped back in fright, He went to run away, but then he turned and faced me. I was also pennywise, so he screamed and ran.

I went after him and got him on the ground. I had is face in the dirt and held his hands behind his back like a police officer arresting someone.

"So, you've been trying to come into people's dreams and frighten them eh?" I said.

"Yes, I need their energy, you can't stop me."

"We'll see about that"

"I have my reach into all of this region. no kid here is safe from me haha."

"what about kids on another continent?"

"There are others like me everywhere! You can't stop us all!" He then tried to roar with laghter when i kicked him through a portal because I was angry.


Stonehenge

I had a dream I was under stonehenge. Something was trying to destroy it from above. I saw rocks and mssiles hitting it over a protective sheild. I remember teleporting away for a distance. I looked up and saw a massive blue thingy going over a city. I flew up to see how big it was and to see if I could get to the weapons part. As I flew up I saw it was massive, it covered an entrie big city!

I spotted what looked like the weapons and flew toward them. I went inside a door on that part and saw my brother and his Dream girlfriend playing music? they had invisible keyboards in their lap and they were playing Bach's concerto for four harpsichords.... but they only had two keyboards? I was pondering this impossibility when I woke up.

Computer WTF

I was on some Nagual forum and spotted a chat place. I remember being there before but I couldn't remember when I had chatted there. I have hours of memories of chatting there but i couldn't pinpoint exatly when... or were they dreams?

i logged in and a few people in there seemed to recognise me. The bakground was Homer Simpsons? weird. The chat morphed into a 3d space where everyone had avatars walking around in a scene. My perception continually zoomed cak and forth between being outside the computer and in the chat space. I was felling silly so I made my avatar say something like "I once fucked and Eskimo... Froze my dick" A few people were likfe "WTF???" and then I woke up.

★★★★

weird

I remember being in a dream somewhere when i fell through a mirror. I wound up in a kitchen with my dad and he was telling me what a lazy guy i am for not doing dishes. For some reason i fell on the floor and my face was being held against the carpet.

B the psychic

i'm in a cave somewhere. B is a strange creature. She has bat wings and her eyes are emanating amber light.

"Are you B?" I ask.

"I am her collective consciousness from all of her lifetimes."

"Wow," I said. "hey i wanted you to help me clarify a few things from our reading. I.."

"Silence!." She roared as some weird plasma shot out of her eyes. "My waking self has had enough on her plate for one day. leave her alone for a while." She then ignored me. Her mouth opened and little flash cards started spraying out of her mouth, they all flew around and went through a few dozen tiny portals.


"What are you doing?" I asked.

"There's too much negativity and pettiness in the world. I'm sending out seeds of positivity and love to everyone's subconscious to balance out the evil in the world. Now no more questions young man.... SHOOO!" one of the cards hits me and throws me through a portal

Missing time


Inception

I was sitting on the couch with Asuka watching tv. Something about dream ping pong? I saw a white flash and Q appeared.

"I told you I would be back!" he announced. He snapped his fingers and had a bouquet of flowers which he handed to asuka. She thanked him. He then pulled a tissue paper out of nowhere and began rubbing his eyes with it. "I'm sorry I Abandoned you" he said in a semi sarcastic sob. "Back then I was just a new guide and totally unprepared for the responsibility of guiding someone. But all that has changed now. I know you've recently found out some important information and will make radical changes in your life very soon. It was your guides who approached me actually, They said Me of all the guides you have am the one who you find most easiest to channel. And they begged me to return"

vvictor's head came through a portal. "We didn't beg you. we simply asked" He said and retracted his head back through the portal. Q made a half laugh and sounded like he was going to say something witty, but then he paused and said something well.

"Heh... well, The important thing now is that I'm back you help you out. Especially after hearing this news I decided I wouldn't miss out on all the fun" He then sat down on the couch and put his hand on my shoulder. "the first job i have for you is well... a matter of importance to you. You now know there is a waking life Version of Asuka, and you may meet her by next year. And really it's not fair that you know she exists and now she has no idea that you exist". i got up.

"Hey wait..." I said. "I did have a random thought before bed about using inception to do that... But I discarded it as a silly fantasy and discarded it."

"Well, it's not such a silly idea after all." he said. Asuka was staring at him. "It's rather fitting the night after you see the movie inception, that we put it's ideas to use."

"Is that really the right thing to do?" I asked. "It seems rather creepy"

Q reminded me that me and her are soulmates so anything that would speed up the process of us meeting couldn't be that bad of an idea. He then conjured an image of B the psychic and she said "you two have already met in astral, you have similar rough pasts." Q closed the image and stated that it seems even the psychic seems to agree.

"I remember the astral thing" I said. "that night I asked asuka before bed if there was a waking version of her, then i had a dream about us floating in some space and I found her and we..." I scratched my head and didn't finish the sentence.


"yes," Asuka said. "I was only allowed to let you visit her once. but I have done other things too that I know you remember."

"those dreams of pictures? viewing a school photo and you pointing tot he asian girl in the class?" Asuka nodded yes.

"Anyway" Q said. "We've not much time right now. The Inception Team is already set up and they are waiting for you to do your part in it." I agreed. Q snapped his fingers.

I then found myself in a high building, Standing near a team of a few people with guns pointed out windows. I recognized a few from the movie. Dom Cobb, and others. One Was there I recognised as Serenity? what was she doing here?

"Serenity?" I said. "Why are you here?"

She said she was Serenity's Twinner from an alternate dimension. In this dimension she works as a dream architect for this inception team. "No offense" I said to the team. "But, after watching that movie I saw how your team didn't know too much about dream control". Cobb went over to me and said that recently they've been improving their technology to implement better dream control. He then pulled out a spray bottle and sprayed my glasses. Everything went blurry for a second and then cleared.

"This substance" Cobb Explained, "Enables the team to see through walls and other objects. It allows us to detect exactly what we are up against" I Walked towards a far wall. I could indeed see through the wall and down below I saw a few dozen dream characters trying to enter the building. As I was looking cobb said "No offense, but you don't seem very impressive yourself."

I flew upwards while the team stared at me. I turned into a green Serpent with wings and a cobra head and flew through a window. I blew green fire on the army of DCs. After they were all dead I flew back into the window. Everyone was speechless and had shocked looks on their faces.

serenity rolled her eyes and handed me a paper. on it was a drawing of a maze house. "We are on the second level of the dream." She said. "your soulmate is alseep in another building on this level. She is safe and is being monitored by another of our team. I Designed the third level. All you have to do is enter the third level and find her. She is surrounded by her subconsious DCs. We turned her against these DCs on this level. Now on the third level, you have to rescue her to implant the idea that You actually exist in the waking world. She may not remember for months but the idea will be implanted for her to begin looking for you. The design is much like her inner world house. only i have re arranged it so that there are no doors. There are portals hidden in each room that should help you navigate the dream. There is a great chance you will forget all of this, so We have set up computer consoles in each room displaying this information. You must hurry and find her as quick as you can because her subconcious will fight back soon to get us out of the dream"

They layed me down on a bed and injected me with something. I fell asleep.

Finding her

I had a FA in some room. There were no walls. I became semi lucid. There was something i must do... I neede to change rooms but I couldn't remember how. I found a computer on the edge of the bed. On the screen i was logged onto MM and looking at a new Entry to Serenity's DJ. I began reading it but it wasn't all clear. something about her having a lucid dream about being in a house and being able to teleport to each room? As I read I got pulled into the the text of the dream and found myself in a similar room.

There were men DCs around me. They seemed to ignore me. I asked them how to get out of this room? They shrugged. I walked around the room a bit wondering what to do. I neared a small garbage can.. I suddenly became dizzy and found myself teleported to another room. It was similar but it was empty. I went back to the space i came from and teleported into the other room. Now the Dcs seemed more agitated that I was back. There was a woman in a corner, she was looking around confused and a bit scared.

"I know it!" I said. "You're keeping me from finding her." They all turned towards me to try to fight. I teleported to one and punched him a bunch of times. He fell. "too easy" I said and teleported to all the other ones killing them all. with The last guy, I turned into a werewolf and ripped his head off pretty much. The woman was looking at me stunned.


"I won't kill you." I said. I wasn't exactly sure who she was but i kissed her on instinct. She didn't push me away at all but kissed back. I then began kissing her neck but all of a sudden my vision went black. I was about to wake up. I focused on my physical sensations of kissing more. it seemed to prolong the dream for a minute but I woke up.

Back at the second level

I was Back at the building in the second level but I wasn't lucid. The woman appeared out of nowhere. I went towards the walls. I realized I could see through them. I then Remembered something was done to my glasses that enabled me to see through walls.

"What is going on here?" The woman asked. Someone said she was in a dream and she could wake up by dying or something. The woman didn't like the sound of that so she ran for a door. I followed her, she didn't seem to mind me coming along with her. We went down a strange staircase surrounded by crystal glass windows. We went out onto the street. An army of hundreds of DCs was running for us! She looked shocked a bit. Then she morphed. She was now a red snake with wings and a cobra head. She took off into the sky. I turned into a naga and followed her through a portal.

Re united

Me and the woman were both snakes flying through endless portals and vortices. We coiled around one another and kissed. We remembered ourselves in past lives and alternate dimensions. In one we are unicorns running along a rainbow. In others we are opposite genders, gay and lesbians... weird. We spin really fast and form a tornado around us.

We land in a familiar dreamscape in the Naga Kingdom. A snake version of Gawn is sitting on a throne. he is smiling ear to ear and hissing at us as we approach him.

Missing time

★★★★

Mountain sex


Vague dream about running down a steep slope or trail. I was intercepted by Asuka. and the rest I will leave to your imagination.

No Way

I went to some strange house. In the entrance way there were some people there. There was some strange conversation about how I don't currently have a GF. and all the DC's were like "WHAT? But your such a handsome guy.".

Apparently they wanted me to play a concert for them. I looked and found my guitar... but there was no amp to playy for them.

Later I was in the backyard and a bunch of mindless Asian DCs were in the backyard. I remember one guy bumping into me so I Pushed him. He kind of shook his head and kept walking. He reminded me of those robots in japan, in one video where this guy touched a robot woman's shoulder and she shook her head the same way.


Backyard Discipline

I'm sitting on some lawn chairs in my backyard sitting beside the one new boy in my house.Shawna was sitting next to him, she looked about 12 years old. The boy nudged me and said "I like her but she told me she was a lesbian."
I said "at that age? really? I think she just doesn't like you and made that up. She shouldn't lie like that." The boy looked at her again and then she shot him with an energy blast.

data grabbed Shawna, and Asuka joined him... The bent her over and began spanking her yelling "Bad girl". The boy looked at me and giggled.

Chantaral

I Was being shown a photograph of a family portrait. I recognized one of the girls as Chantaral who is the sister of the boy from the previous dream. I said I recognized the girl to whoever was showing me the picture.

New house

I went into a house that was supposed to be my friend Darcy's. I walked in and some of the characters seemed to recognize me. The entire place was freshly hung with Drywall. I remember talking with them for a bit.

My attention turned to a door leading downstairs. I had sudden memoreis of this stairwell and being able to climb something in it. In the memories Yves was there.


Seeing a movie

I vaguely remember talking to some girl I knew from high school. We were outside at night time. after we talked i said I had to go see the movie "Inception". I then walked towards a movie plaza... but I got distracted by something. I forget what it was but my memory fades here.

Strange place

Third person view watching myself and some other people on a strange platform. There was a man saying there was something important about a phrase with the word "moon" in it. He was telling everyone that they should repeat this phrase a lot. But I forget what it was.

Lucid

I became lucid during the middle of some dream. I tried time dilation and did it wrong again. I put my hand on the ground and counted my fingers. I tried to mentally keepp track of every group of five and what it added up to. I got to around fourty. My vision went blank. But sometime later i was somewhere else. Very vague recall here.



Tranny sitcom

Some strange woman led me into her bedroom. She began stripping down. I then notice she was wearing a pair of male gonch and had what looked like an erection underneath. I was a bit confused so I asked what it was? I heard a drum roll going off in the background. at the final snare hit she said "It's something I can feel". Then I heard laughter and clapping in the background along with some silly music. I was still very confused as I woke up

Car WTF



I was flying on the highway and found some car being driven by teenage boys. There was an exterior car frame. and an interior frame which encased the driver and passengers. I flew into the car and had a FA in the backseat. The driver turned to me and said "I can't believe you suggested butting another car frame over this one it's stupid. " I became lucid and said "How come I always fucking dream about being in a car and I always get blamed for it's problems"

★★★

Landlord WTF

Had a dream that my landlord wanted me to do something for him. There was this weird walkway made of loose branches and I was climbing up them to do his task. I did this at least twice. Then i jumped down and played with letter blocks with some children

doggy dogg church

(Had this one the other night but it's worth writing down)

I was walking on some busy street on a summer day. Came across a car where there were a bunch of black guys smoking weed. Snoop Dogg came up to me and had this weird pipe shaped like a beehive... or really it looked like it was made from beehive material... I don't know. But he handed it to me and said I should smoke some. Now, I don't care much for Snoops Dogg, Or much for marijuana... BUUUUUT, When Snoop Dogg himself walks up to you and hands you a peace pipe. You better damn smoke it anyway.

After a few puffs is tarted feeling high. I thought "Great... now I'll feel all fucked up for hours and it will kill my recall."

Then he directed me into some church. I don't remember much in there other than the fact that I didn't like it.

Other dogs

I think I'm in my backyard playing with a golden retriever. But another dog approaches me and snarls... It had a ridiculously small head. After a while it ran with the other dog down a small hill. As I chased them I became lucid but my memory fails after that point.

missing lucid

i had a nother lucid but i can't recall what happened after either


Cacophony

I remember looking at a computer screen with some social website that Cacophony was on. She had some elaborate screen name and a personal page. After clicking on it a few times navigating the page disapeared. For some reason she deleted her page, and I suspected it was because of me.

False alarm

I was looking at the computer screen again and found her name. I left the computer and entered some room. In the room i found Asuka... but she looked like Cacophony... Weird. I looked closer and recognized Asukas eyes. She seemed down about something and I could tell she needed comfort. There was a couch with clothes all over it so I cleaned the couch off. I sat down and Asuka joined me. She wanted to cuddle so we spent a minute adjusting ourselves so that we were both comfortable. I felt close to her and sleepy. I soon fell asleep and As i fell asleep I woke up.

House is messed

I remember walking towards my dream house at night time. I came from the backyard and saw a part of the house was on fire.... I was a bit panicked until some firemen came and put the fire out with a firehose. I walked through the house looking at the damage. All the windows were out. The stairs looked like they weould crumble but i climbed them anyway.

Back at the house

i'm at the house again listening to some strange music. Some Women walk by and give me a dirtly look because they hate the music. I just start dancing silly and they look shocked.

House again.

Back at the house I remember giving some children there some blankets because it was cold. I then went to the living froom and went on the computer a bit. Can't remember what I did there but I vividly remember going to a large TV in the room. The kids were going to watch it, so I turned it on with the remote. At first i thought the remote didn't work but a few seconds later the screen went on with a cable channel menu.

★★★

Fragment

Something about Commander Chakotay from Voyager having a strange growth on his neck.

Classroom fun

I was in some weird classroom in the shape of a hallway. All the desks were on the side of the hallway. The teacher was handing out papers. she handed a pile where each person took one and then passed it on. I was sitting at the end with someone. After a while we noticed we didn't get our papers. So i walked down the row of desks to figure out who didn't pass on the paper. I found some guy who looked stoned with papers all over his desk. It didn't look like he knew what he was doing, or that he even cared. He didn't mind that i took them and started handing them out to the rest of the class. Haley approached me.. or was it Asuka? were they merged?. anyway she said "I want one now" with a big smile on her face. I said to wait until she gets her turn. She tackled me to the floor and started laughing "I want mine now" she kept repeating. We were both laughing as we knocked over a desk.

Sky

I am walking down an alleyway with someone. I can see the stars in the sky and can clearly see the planet mars in the sky. It is like a bright star. I notice two planes are hovering near one another as if they Pilots are talking to one another. Then i see the planes fly off.

Me and the person go to someone's house to visit them. It's some guy with a ery large TV screen. All I remember is that on the TV screen he was chatting with Raven Knight on skype.

★★★

yeah

vague sex dream

Annoying guy

(i felt throughout the dream that this was Summer Dawne)

I remember being outside with some guy who kept wanting to use my computer or something. I wouldn't let him and he was being an ass about it. I went into my house and found him in a computer room. I told him to get off and leave. Then i shoved him out the door. I go to my room with my computer and find that he's there. Now he looks like a punk kid with a leather jacket. We have some discussion where i tell him to leave once again.

Lucid

At first i was exploring some caverns with some guy. we had flashlights. for some reason we go outside and plan to go back in but the guy doesn't want me to go with him. I think he's hiding something so I sneak into the place.

I find some weird cardboard thingies to hid in. the whole cavern is dark. As I move around them they sway from side to side. I wonder if the guy will notice the movement. He walks past so i wait a few seconds to follow him. After I follow him I wind up in some weird room. I hear someone coming so i go and hide in some bathroom and float above the door. A security guy enters and looks at me shocked. I then leave.

I walk toward an open space and then find myself in a market. I become lucid randomly. I immediately try to orient the rest of my senses into the dream. I put my one hand in front of me. the middle finger is backwards and realise i am fingering myself.... ok. i pull my hand away and then back. now mi middle finger has two fingers pushed together. and when the flex the tip of the finger is joined but the fingers bend at opposite sides.... weird.

Next sense is taste, so I grab a cloth fabric from one of the stands and try to eat it. It tastes terrible... now i have taste. I try to dilate time by putting my hand on the ground and start counting. i make it to 15 and stop (oops i forgot to imagine each number as a unit of time stretching out). I then called for asuka to come to me since i am lucid. While i waited i looked around at the people walking by. There were lots of asians... but no one that i recognised as Asuka.

I walked into some store where it looked like a cool video game was being played. just then a brown little yappy dog jumped up and bit my arm. i ignored it for a while and walked into the game.

I found myself outside fighting with the dog. Sometimes asuka is a yappy dog so I ask it. " Are you Asuka?" it says yes. it turns into a large dog and knocks me on the ground and then turns into a pirate man. "you're not asuka" i said. He laughed and I noticed he had two metal teeth.

"I came here to put a stop to your doings" he said. "I saw what you did with Battery... that's dangerous stuff. You must be stopped." I was thinking Battery? what Is he talking about? i was using a flashlight earlier does he mean the batteries in the flashlight i was using earlier? As I pondered this the dream ended.


Llama Dragon

I remember coming to a fence in some weird farm. There was a tiny llama behind the fence. I went in there to look at it. and suddenly the Llama was on the opposite side of the fence and now it was big like a dragon. It had white fur. I was shocked and ran a bit. It started coming through the gate. Someone said that I should feed it and it would be friendly. I saw a plate with a fried egg or something on it and then i fed it to the Llama dragon.

AA meeting

some stupid dream where i get asked to speak at an AA meeting. I recognized and old friend there mark. Anyway i gave out a few sentences, but then i stopped. Everyone started talking about how great my speech was.


Annoying guy accuses me of murder

I'm in some construction area with the same annoying guy from the other dreams. He kills someone and says that I have to dispose of the body or else he will accuse me of murder. I comply and put the dead guy in a bag. I carry the bag to a large garbage bin and trow it in.

I go to some coffee shop and the annoying guy looks like someone i know. He starts whispering in everyone's ear and points at me. I know he is telling them that I am a killer or something.

bo Staff

I am in my backyard spinning around a bo staff. for some reason i am doing really well and I'm surprised at how well i can move around with it. I see the one kid who wanted to stay at my dream house. Hes using a black bo staff to make high jumps and stuff. he is pretty good at it. I Think asuka was in the background hanging up laundry.

Annoying guy gets PWNED


I am back in town chasing that one guy from the previous dreams. Some how i shield him in a store. He can't get past the barrier i made. But i walk through it several times to piss him off.

"Serves you right for just coming to interfere" I said and I walked away.


disappointing camping trip


I am with my brother and hid gf and we go on a camping trip. We meet up with James. Spend a night and then leave early in the morning. I complain that we should have spent a couple days instead of one night.... since all we do is work most of the year... we should have a bigger break. They don't listen to me.

★★★

Mom

Vague dream where I am talking to my mom. She was saying that she was dead now. I asked where she died... She said in some room. I asked for the specific location, because she is still missing and my family needs to confirm her death. She seemed trouble by my questions and started flipping out.

Mom again

Vague dream about chasing my mom up a hill.

Weird

I'm on some sort of cliff overlooking a shoreline. There's a bridge people are building, we have to roll the beginning pieces of the bridge to the edge of the cliff and fasten them. At first they appear to be too big for anyone to move, but some how i manage to move a large piece all by myself. I have trouble fastening it to the cliff. But then i notice these clamps that are set up on the cliff. I mess with the clamps until they hold onto the cliff tightly.

Dad

i'm with my dad in some weird construction site. I have to slide down some walls in order reach some black buckets that's all I remember.

Buying Coffee

I'm driving with my brother when we pull up to a tim hortons coffee chop. We go through the drive thru, but the drive thru leads inside. My brother says i have to pay myself. We drive in and I'm no longer in the car, so i try to pay for my drink. An Asian guy is selling me the coffee and he gives me the price. I can't hear him well so i pay witha quarter and a nickel. He says he doesn't want a nickel but a dollar. He acts like I was trying to rip him off. I find four quarters in my hand in the change. i hand it to him and he smiles. I then go outside to where my brother is parked.

Yeah

Vague sex dream with asuka

HH

I had a brief Hypnagogic flash of someone holding a card in front of me. it read "Bow down". The image faded. I said "hell no"

Captain Janeway reads my dream journal

I remember pulling up to some nightclub with some people. We get out of a car and it's night time. The guys say we have to reposition Captain Janeway's bed in the trunk. Apparently she's injured or something and tied to a bed and we have to shift the bed's position ever once in a while.

I open the trunk and she's tied to some bed. We talk for a bit. I try to move her but I touch her feet, when i do that her toe almost falls off. It's soft and mushy like uncooked sausage... when you don't handle it carefully it falls apart. She looks shocked but kind of faking it. She then tells me thank you for shifting her bed, she said she knows from reading my dream journal that I had to do this for my mother recently.

Super WTF party.
(Note: lots of sexual content don't read if you are offended)

I remember being at some large party. I remember it was at my house. By the living room some guy was sitting up high some where taking pictures.

Outside some guy was trying to fight one of my old friends. I got in between them and pushed them away from each other. I'm like "Don't hit Brad... he's my friend... or was years ago in school" They agree not to fight. I see brad begin to walk away but the other guy pulls a small metal ladder out of nowhere and hits brad in the back of the head with it. Then brad gets something metal also and hits the other guy with it. now they are having a full fledged fight.

I go back to the entrance of the house and some people are watching. I ask one guy to give me his cell phone and I'll call the police. He hands it to me, but just then a cop car pulls up and the police start hauling the fighters away.

I go inside and now the party seems to be winding down. I go down some stairs and see a line of people playing a game, in the line the one person has their hands on the next person's hips. I go back upstairs to avoid them. I find myself in a living room and I see Shawna sitting on the couch in boy form. His/her eyes are waide as if he saw something that he shouldn't have seen. Just then some Transvestites knock on the door and enter the place. They have manly faces that aren't even tempting. I try to find a place to sleep.

I go into another living room area that seems to be empty. I sit down on a chair. Then i notice that there are people there... they aren't sleeping but having an orgy. Oh well if i can't sleep i might as well watch. I spot a couch where two lesbians are making out. One turns to me and gives me a seductive look. A third woman comes up from the one cushion of the couch. then a fourth woman comes out. The other three women disappear.

The remaining woman comes up to me and starts making out with me. The kissing is weird. lots of tongue, so for a second i'm worried if i am acting like a pig. She stops, and now she's naked. She moves toward me about to get on me. I wonder if this is actually happening, but it feels real enough. She gets on and we start having sex. I do a few quick thrust but get kind of tired. I don't like doing fast sex like you see in porno movies so i go slower. i look down and see that she is gushing. I can't remember when but suddenly we switch positions. i am still sitting and now i'm doing her from behind. It feels ackward, then my perception goes to where our parts are mingled and i can see that i'm not completely in. I shift myposition a bit and now everything works nicely. But now i can't feel much so i shift a bit so that my foreskin hits the edge of her vagina where it enters. There, now it feels better. I look forward and notice she has a soul patch where her crotch begins. After a while she stops, she looks back at me and says "Damn your great" then she gets of and starts leaving. Did she just use me? i say "hey, where are you going" She turns to me again and now has a different face. She says don't worry, she'll be back. she goes to kiss me again but i wake up.

-cacophony, cleaning, dad angry
- bus driving WTF roadway, lucid but dream falls apart
- in a strange house i float and meditate in mid air. i try to leave the house but get lost.
- cacophony again.
- JM is gay?

★★★

nomad's apartment

All i remember was being outside an apartment building and remembering that Nomad lived there. I was walking around and doing something i forget.

fight.

Brief dream where I'm outside some buildings. theres a young boy and a man there. for some reason i don't like the man. We somehow get in a small fight. I try to hurt him but the restrain myself from doing so.

Basement

I'm in a basement. My room is all messy and there's clothes all over the floor. I go into another rooma nd it's filled with some construction guys. they seem rather rowdy and I don't like them.

Later i am looking at a japanese newspaper. I flip through the pages and see a colour at. The title says "MoSh Moon". i see a picture of manga. In it i see a cartoon version of myself sitting on a couch at night time. beside me is a Rico suave dude. Beside him is Asuka, who's smiling. In the picture i Look unhappy, my head is reasting on my one hand and I look sad.

Kung fu

Vague dream of going through section 7 of the tiger and crane kung fu set. This is the section with crane beaks. I remember doing a series of movements and then switching the movements with the opposite sides of my body. making pecking motions with my hands.

★★

Short Lucid

I remember being chased on a street by a man in a car. I headed down into some Ravine. A Klingon's head emerged from the water. He said "this way".

I followed him into the water. The sensation hit me that I was dreaming. I jumped out of the water and flew in between some bushes. I landed with my hand on the ground I looked at it and started counting. I wanted to try counting past 10 but on 11 i woke up. (i forgot to imagine the segments as units of time stretching out)

Water ways

Vague dream about swimming in a town where all the roads were made of water.

Night at the museum pool

I was in some weird museum. i was also swimming somewhere with someone. I saw something in the water like a black pipe sticking out. It changed shape and then phased back to it;s old shape. I said something's wrong here. The person said he felt the water moving. I looked down a hallway and saw a huge wave of water ready to sweep us away.

★★★★★

wow. ok... so I've been dreaming with Asuka well over 8 months. in dream time that's two and a half years.. In all that time, i have never been lucid and shared a tender moment with her.. until today! So many things stood in our way. My doubts and frustrations, everyone Else who for months on the dream plane who mind controlled her, infected her and gang raped her (whether you were aware of what you did or not but you know who you are). In spite of all your crap, I still reached my goal.... as simple but hard as it was. So guys, instead of trying to be better than everyone... why not instead rise against innumerable odds and find your own moments of love and peace, Defeat your own ego... and DO IT WITHOUT STEPPING ON ANYBODY'S TOES! Try it. I DARE YOU!!! I bet you won't last a month... but prove me wrong... That's my challenge to you.

Thanks to all those that helped and encouraged me along the way: Waking nomad, Raven knight, Nagual Lonewolf, Cacophony, Q, Shawna, Serenity, Bonnie, Warrior Tiger, Walms, Data, Stone giant, victor, and everyone else whom i forgot... I couldn't have done it without you! This is not the end of my journey but the beginning!

Jenny is what?

False Awakening, I'm in some dark room. A woman is sleeping on a bed and i have a mat at the foot of the bed. I think the woman is my cousin. A strange voice says "you should sleep in that bed with her." I can see out the window that a new day is dawning.

"what?" I say.

FA, i'm in the same room the woman is gone. I hear a voice saying "she's dead."

"who's dead?"

"j... (couldn't hear it) is dead." ( a voice starts crying). I can hear somebody sobbing in the shadows. I tell them to move closer so I can hear them. I feel a presence nearing.

FA, My brother is sitting on the foot of the bed. He says that Jenny H is dead. I ask him how. I see a poster with her grad picture. In the dream i remember seeing the picture on facebook. The poster said "She had MS Twice and cancer, she never told anyone until it was too late."

FA, I'm in the same room room. my brother is still crying, he then looks like he's going to throw up... on my sleeping mat. I try to push him to the other side of the mat

"eww don't puke on me" I toss him across the room, he throws up and then comes near me trying to talk. I can smell his breath. I tell him to get back a few feet.

Fa, i'm in a different house It is morning now. I go and tell my brother the dream. He shrugs and says "yeah right"

DEILD FA LUCID chain

I was lucid somewhere but I forget what happened.

FA , Get out of bed and RC. It just feels like a dream! i'm walking witha woman at night time in some mini mall.

"what's your name?" I ask her. She says it's none of my bussiness. That's rude, she's trying to blow me off... good i'll help her re inforcer her preconceived notion of me.

"Come on just tell me your name" I ask.

"It's Yvonnegee"

"cool, do you have a boyfriend?" I say this just to piss her off. She does. I see her eyes go wide, and she looks like she's gonna hit me but everything fades.

FA, Get out of bed and RC, I'm in a strange bedroom I float up to the ceiling and try to puch through it. Everything fades out.


I find myself walking along some road in some town. I'm with some guy and we have to take a canadian flag back to his home. I take it and fly off. I become lucid with the flag rolled up in my hands. i look down at the houses below. I want to see Asuka so I try and spot spot a house that looks familiar. I remember that my house is up on some hill. I try to find a hill but everything fades.

FA, get out of bed and RC. It feels like a dream. My brother enters the room and says that I should stop cheating on Asuka. I tell him that Asuka only exists on the dream plane. In waking life she's not around, so it's ok to get a girlfriend. (this convo doesn't make sense since i don't have a gf in waking life for now). I go to follow him out of the room but everything fades.

Fa, get out of bed and RC. Now I'm in some indefinable place that is all blue. I think "fuck so many FAs! Maybe I'm dead and have to live in this dream reality for quite a while now... i better try to wake up for real."


I have a slight Real awakening and notice that It feels real. the room i am in is in olds. I DEILD.

FA, get out of bed and RC. Back in the strange room. I get out of the room and find i'm in a basement that resembles the one I use to live in in didsbury but a few details are off. The rooms are out of place. I find a closed door and enter it. a woman is sleeping on a bed. I call out to her. The blankets move and I hear my mother's voice call out to me "robert. is that you! it's nice to hear your voice" I am shocked when everything begins to fade.

FA, in the backseat of a car. It feels like a dream. some guy is in the passenger seat. and the car is being driven by a mechanical man attatched to the steering wheel. I think "this is the car that singer drives me home in during dreams. when she's not dreaming this guy takes her place" I try to fly out the window but everything fades.

Fa, get out of bed and Rc. Back at the basement. I want the dream to last so i rub my hands together... That just destabalizes the dream.

Fa, get out of bed and RC. back at the basement. I get into the main area of the basement and find a staircase. It's the same staircase from my friends house from childhood. At the top a bunch of wooden beams are blocking my way up. I fly up to them and try to fit through them. I manage to get free somehow. I find more stairs leading up. I find a ball, pick it up and drop it a few times to incorporate my sense of touch within the dream. Next sense is taste. so I like the carpet.. it tastes nasty. I keep walking instead and find a living room.

FA, get out of bed and RC. My dad and brother are getting my up for work. tell them it's a dream and follow them for fun anyway. We walk through a door in the wall that leads to a strange store. Some weird guy joins us. I am sensing a strong presence from him. I ask him if he is a dreamer or some other kind of energy. He gives me a strange look and then vanishes.

I turn around to the entrance of the store. There, standing on a plant pot is two asian woman. one is a regualr asian lady. The other looks like a ten year old asian girl with glasses. The shorter one seems familiar. i walk up to her and ask her " Are you Asuka?"

Everything starts fading, i manage to hear a "yes" before the dream ends. (It was Kanmuri and asuka!)

FA, get out of bed and RC. I go upstairs again and enter the living room. I try to find someone in the house. I see a one to two year old child sitting on the couch, she has a black streak in her blond hair. She's flipping the channels. I aks her "Are you Shel?"

She says yes witha smile. Then i notice a smaller version of her is sitting beside her. "me and Asuka had another one without me knowing?" i ask.

"no!" the child replies. "were twins! sort of" she giggles.

"Cool" I say. the dream fades and as it does i hear the child yell at me "Have some fucking Nesquick!".

FA, Get out of bed and RC. I go upstairs. in the hallway, everything starts to fade. I place my hand on the ground and look at it. The dream goes back to normal. I enter the living room again. I go into a bedroom that I feel is mine and Asuka's.

Inside is a walk in closet but the doors are all mirrors. I looka t each mirror and I am a different age in each mirror. In one i am 21, in another i am 16, they all move independantly of themselves. I look at my present self and point at him, he follows exactly. "Who are you?" I ask. I almost expect him to respond... but no... it's a normal reflection. The dream starts to fade again. I can see my hand on the gorund through the blackness. I count to 10 and everything brightens again.

The mirrors are no longer mirros, but regular glass. I can see all my dream guitars in them. I pick one up and play it. It doesn't sound plugged in but I can kind of hear an almost faint ACDC type of guitar tone. I put it back.

i enter the living room. A hand comes in front of my vision holding a tim hortons medium double double coffee, i easily drink it in one gulp. The person holding the cup is Asuka. She goes in front of me and hugs me. She has a small resemblance to one of my ex girlfriends Mel.

"Asuka!" i say. "I'm lucid! and I'm going to remember."

"I know" she says and kisses me. Suddenly everything is dark. I figure we must have teleported. now she's on top of me and we are having sex... I can't tell if our clothes are still on or not... but it feels pretty naked enough. After a while i Stop her and say "Wait, I just wanted to tell you I love you." A wave of emotion swept through me. I held her tightly and said. "I'm sorry it took so long just to do this. I'm sorry that you suffered so much while staying with me." I actually started crying for a bit. Asuka didn't say a word. Her weight began to feel heavy I started to feel like iw as being crushed. "get off me, your crushing me" i said and she got off. She was still really silent. I wondered if what I said had upset her somehow. The dark room became darker. "Everything's fading to black." I said As I woke up.

★★★

Market

vague dream of reluctantly going to a market with my brother.


WTF

first part I'm in some room looking at a graph on the wall. Some guy goes up to me and says it's about a book. He says the book is about dreams and it goes way beyond what Castaneda wrote about. He then sits me at a table and shows me another chart he tells me it's vital to remember what's on there. He looks like the painter guy from my other dreams.

Later him, some people and Cheryl are at the same table doing a seance in low light. Suddenly a door swings open and the lights go on. I can feel a heavy presence in the room. I suddenly feel dizzy and something knocks me to the side. I become lucid as the dream fades out. I hit SP a bit and try to DEILD but I automatically turn over in bed.

just wrong

I'm in some dark hallway in a basement. I am looking through some pictures. They are all disgusting. In one I see asuka with shorter hair surrounded by a bunch of horny men that look like they are about to jump her. In another pic i see a bunch of guys having a gay orgy. In another pic i see a bunch of men in a bathroom stall, they are piled on top of someone. In the last picture i see a pretty graphic picture of a transvestite having sex with some man... her face is hideous.

I enter a room and see pictures like the ones i saw before spread on a table. Around the table is some asian guys with playing cards. I also see cash on the table. For some reason i want to gamble with them. I wonder if I have enough so i inspect the bills and see they are $200 plus. I figure i don't have enough. I spot commander riker from star trek sitting at the table. I ask himwhat the rules of the game are. He says no one is supposed to know the game until they sit down and play. I shrig and say that's unfair and then I leave.

Ghost hunting again

i am in my basement. I enter a room where my brother is sleeping. It's empty but i see he left things in the closet. I feel a strong presence in the room, so i consider sleeping in the room to see if it comes after me. But for some reason I leave the room and a voice tells me that a rock that my brother bought at the market had a spirit in it. He brought it to my house and now the spirit is loose.