dream fragment

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID NIGHTLY ADVENTURE

Good morning! I had high hopes for this morning's dreaming. Had a WBTB and a G+C combo. Didn't get lucid. Infact I had some strange dreams and a nightmare I woke up all sweaty from. I swore some at my girlfriend last night aswell. I think I've had too much dreams this week.

04.00: Sleep

07.05: Swearing
I wake up. "Fuck you!". Monica is confused "What?". "I didn't mean you...God damn motherfucking shit game" I say. "What time is it?" Monica asks. "It's 11.05" "What?! No it can't be that much" she says and leans over me to check it. I kinda wake up for real by now. "It's 07.15" I say and compensate for the time it took between me looking and telling her.

08.05: Wargame
I'm playing some wargame on my computer and my dad's watching. He's usually never interested in games. I have to defend some fort and there's gate people keep trying to get through. I shoot a guy in the head and I notice he's got black armor on. I know from previous experience that black armor is badass. I somehow kill him anyways. The entire fort has been destroyed and a metal wall has to be replaced." Rogues will be able to sneak in if I don't" I think as I summon some metallic plates and put them up. It's just like in Garry's Mod.

08.05: Fragment
*I'm watching two egotripped celebrities have an argument. They keep slandering eachother's personalities.

08.05-09.00: WBTB

11.00: The stolen gameboy
I'm walking around in some school, inspecting my newly found toy. It's a thicker than normal gameboy, more like a grey smartphone. There's a big touch screen that expands easily. I remove a small piece of plastic tape from the screen and it goes black. I put it back and it starts up. I can see my name on there. I read on the back that it was a grand prize at some huge ceremony, like the Nobel prize. I get very paranoid all of a sudden. I get on a train and sit down in one of the high tech chairs. It has some kind of cleaning mechanism if you want to take a wank (?). An orange tissue keeps coming up between my legs.

I play some music and relaxes. The chair has turned around when I look again and I can see some guy wiping with the orange tissue. In this reality this is obviously completely normal. I spin around again. The dream skips. We're standing outside of a car with its trunk open. There's a list with different items on it and it's rather expensive. I decide to get a sandwich. Some boy who's with me, wants pineapple. "I want it with cheese on" he tells me. I order some for him.

11.00: Vampire nightmare
I'm in a stairwell. There's a bunch of vampires shying back from the lights me and a few other people are producing from our revolvers. They retreat down the stairs and try to go past us. My sister is amongst them. We point our lights directly into the eyes of one vampire and apparently that's how you kill them. We try to push them back with our revolvers which has weak flashlights. It works quit well. One guy who looks different from the rest seems to be immune to the light. He is all black and white and looks like a live version of Gin from "Bleach".



He runs past us and gives us all a very evil smile. We decide to let him go. I spot my uncle all of a sudden. He's a vampire and I know I have to kill him. We put the lights to his eyes and he screams in pain. Someone's holding his arms while I try to kill him but the lights are running out! "Fucking batteries" I say and try to make them work better. He grabs one gun as I stop holding it against his eye and pulls the trigger. For a second I thought I had been hit. Everyone looks at me, but I am fine. "Just kill me already!" he yells at me.

His eyes are red with blood from the lights. Suddenly my mom asks me if we really should be doing this by the stairs. "Lets go into one of the appartments instead. They all go in and I stay behind with my uncle. "Why do I have to kill him?" I ask myself. I cry some as I pat him on the back. We go in and my mom asks him how he got home from a party. I defend him by saying he took the bus. "I flew..." he tells us.

12.30: Fragments
*My family's got a new dog. It's very playful but won't quit when you say no. I try to shut its jaws shut and teach it what it can, and can't do. It bites me in the face and I yell at him. When it licks me in the face I pat it. "Your previous dog was exactly like this" I tell my dad. He agrees and tells me he has no idea why.

*I'm playing the guitar or something similar. I bend all kinds of tunes and it sounds great!

14.15: Wake up

Amount of sleep: 10½ hours

Supplements before bed: 2 x Omega-3, 1 x Lucid Dreamer at WBTB

That's it! Last day of my vacation when it comes to dreaming. Has been nice. Back to reality hoho.

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Good morning! Didn't intend to become lucid last night, but I guess my extreme trying and dedication the previous two days had an impact. This is the third day I become lucid, and tomorrow I will go for the G+C combo, so I'm hoping for a fourth!

03.15: Sleep

10.15: Magic the gathering
I'm at my cousins place. I'm playing Magic the gathering with two my cousins and my brother Martin. We're all playing against eachother. We play for a while, but in the end, Martin gets defeated by Therese. I think I'm safe to do my thing but she puts a card infront of me. I can read the card and it's a three step card. "What?! You can't do that!" I say and her father laughs with her. "Yes she can, it's an old card" he tells me. I get mad and is about to leave. My mom gets in the car and I just have to grab my jacket. My mom's cat is injured and is being operated on by my grandpa. I later hear that the cat died because of bloodloss.

10.15: Back at work DILD
I'm walking down the road next to the local mall. I'm back at work and everyone around me is busy with different tasks. Most of the areas are being filled with soil which is then watered down. I spot a guy with a huge beard who I recognise. "Hey dude!" I say. "Oh cool, welcome back Matte" he tells me and shakes my hand. I ask a few questions about what they're doing. He explains it all and asks me how my wrists are. "They're okay, still hurts though" I tell him. We're standing by the traintracks and we need a ladder for some reason. I spot one on the other side of the tracks over a fence. There are a few people standing next to it.

"Hey! Can you give us that ladder?" I ask them loudly. They ignore me. "Idiots" the guy I'm with mumbles and walks across the tracks and jumps the fence. I follow him halfway and end up on an overhang of rock. It's smooth and I have to keep my balance to not fall off. I spot a huge plant with sticky balls on it. It must have fascinated me alot since what the guy brought back was a plant like that, not a ladder. We walk over the tracks and up on the platform. "If you pull a string, and they all fall, someone will like... die" he tells me and shakes the plant lightly while holding it as an umbrella. We both laugh.



Infront of me the railroad shop has closed already. We have to walk around the shop. My boss calls my name and tells me I have to do some kind of job. I don't really understand what I am supposed to do, but I walk to the toolshed and figure I'll just bring something I might need. I find an electric saw and a drill. I also pick up my red helmet. I walk back towards the platform and I pass two coworkers. "If your brain starts getting fucked up, just run" one of them tells me. I start wondering what the hell he is talking about. "Is the job I'm about to do dangerous? Like radioactive or what?" I head across the tracks just as I can hear the bell starting to warn a train is incoming. When I'm safely over, I can't find anyone. I look around me but I don't spot anyone wearing yellow.

"Where the hell is everyone?" I ask myself. Suddenly I'm not holding the tools anymore. They are on the ground. I pick up my helmet and put it on. I turn the music on and I'm glad it's still working. I spot a second red helmet with black markings on it. I recognise it as mine. I pick it up and now I'm really confused. Three more helmets are on the ground and I pick them all up and run back across the tracks. "This has to be a fucking dream!" I say but it's more like I'm kidding. I try to find any excavators around but I can't see any. After a few seconds I spot one standing next to the toolshed. It's Nicke's machine and he's standing next to it. I run up to him to confront him.

The machine is a truck with a loading dock and I slam all four helmets into it as hard as I can. "What the fuck is going on?!" I yell. An old, short man is there aswell and Nicke asks me why I'm so upset. He helps me pick up the pieces of the helmets and I pick up some styrofoam. I am pretty certain it is a dream by now and I throw the pieces into the back of his truck. "This is a damn dream you fool, here look!" I say and hold out my hand. At first it looks normal but after a second, two of my fingers are together almost all the way to the top. I hold out my pinky and there's another finger growing out of it. I touch the finger with my hand. "See? This is a dream". I jump up and do a handstand on the old man's head. "Hah!" I exclaim as I feel very light.

I want to fly, so I grab Nicke's hand and jump up in the air. "I haven't flown before" he tells me with a frightened smile as we rise higher up. Ten meters or so I make us fly straight. "Oh look, there's our king!" I say and point at him walking beneath us. I spot a huge rotweiler and I point at it aswell. Electric cables starts appearing and the way we're flying reminds me of Peter Pan. I grab his clothes on his back instead and let him fly under me so we can easily dodge them. We follow the road below. "What should we do now?" I ask him when we've flown for a while. He can't come up with anything. The end of the long building is coming up and I know what I want to do.

I release him and let him fly on his own. I go around the corner of the building and land at a very exotic-looking, open bar. Nicke introduces me to the bartender, a relative or something. I shake his hand. "Hi! I've met you in real life, but never in a dream before" I tell him. He gives me a confused look. I look around and try to decide what to order. I spot a few heineken bottles nearby. "Nah, I drink that all the time" I think. "Two beers, and two jaegermeister shots" I say. I intend to put the shot into the glass. He pours a small bottle of jaegermeister in a glass already filled with beer. The black booze runs out! We all stand there shocked for a second. I take the glass and divide its contents with another one. I start waking up.

12.30: Gold
I'm riding on a very old cart with an old man. The roads are slippery with snow and I'm afraid we will crash. In a very sharp turn going into a tunnel I get off and try to stabilize the cart. The road starts to lean upwards and I have to push it. The horse can't take it anymore. Suddenly the horse is gone and I have to push it myself. It's not a cart anymore, but a sled. The gold bricks are wrapped in brown paper and we have to deliver them in time! I am exhausted by the time we reach the houses we inteded to go to. The old man drops a few of the gold bricks below the entrance as I enter the house. It's a cozy place with a fire in the corner. I can hear two ladies talking about how awesome it feels to work out, and how energized you feel afterwards. I also hear something about fake gold. I walk out again to help the old man but a young woman is already doing it

12.30: Jesper
I'm in a videostore with my brother. They have closed up the regular section for christmas and we're allowed to look in a few bags for videos. There's a stand with magazines in it. I guess they trusted you to pay up and take the video you wanted. I don't find anything good and leave the place. Suddenly I'm at our old appartment. Monica is there with a few new videos. I recognise the name on two of them, but I haven't seen them. She's bought them for her father. Suddenly I'm eating food with a couple of people. My coworker Björn is there and Emil from work aswell.

I tell Emil how Björn intends to shape me into a better person with better morals. We all laugh. My friend Jesper shows up. I have paid for something for everyone and we're about to go and have some fun. "How much you want?" some guy asks me. I tell him 150 kr is enough. I walk into the kitchen when my phone starts ringing. It's Jesper and he tells me some useless facts. He's at the toilet and I hang up on him. He calls me again and I ask him why he's calling me when he can just talk to me. He gets pissed off.

12.30: Fragment
*I'm singing in a very stable and clear voice. Very cool as I can't do that in real life.

12.30: Wake up

Amount of sleep: 9 hours

Supplements before bed: 150 ml applejuice, 2 x Omega-3

That's it! I will try to play around a bit more with telekinesis tomorrow rather than flying. I haven't realised something, and that's that I don't wake up as soon as I fly anymore. Sweet! Practice makes perfect.

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID FALSE AWAKENING

Good morning! Got another lucid last night, but it was so short! I lost my lucidity and the dream continued on. Could have been a very cool one though. Anyways, the "2011 Dream Recall Challenge" has really spurred my recall it seems. I know it's because I've been sleeping so much, but it makes me more motivated.

03.30: Sleep

08.00: LAN
I'm at a large LAN party. My friends are at their computers and there are a few more guys there. We're all about to play some game like Civilization but two of the computers have frozen. I take a look at one of them. "Can't you just tab out?" I ask. Obviously it's just the screen that has frozen. "No, it's a virus" one of them tells me. I sigh and tell everyone to start the game. "Alright, the challenge is to build a penis shaped village" I say and laugh. No one seems to find this weird at all... They all start building the tip of the thing on a mountain with buildings that are all shadows. I spot someone doing it wrong. "No! You need to make it more round, and don't build across like that" I instruct.

08.00: Fragment
*I'm running around in a town similar to those of Assassins Creed. I see my character in third person and I'm being chased. More than ten people show up and I try to escape them by dodging to the left and right. They are too many though and they soon catch me. They beat the living shit out of me with sticks while I stand up and I fall down all limp and bloody.

08.00-08.30: WBTB

9.30: Counter strike MILD
I'm with my friend Eric. We're playing Counter Strike and it's in first person mode. We buy all our weapons and our team takes the elevator down a level. We take the other one but we go up instead of down. I realise I'm dreaming. I stop the elevator and tell Eric we're not going up. I push the button to go down again. "Don't do anything, the elevator is tricky in dreams" I tell him as I hope the elevator won't get stuck. It feels smaller and I touch all the walls with my hands to stabilize. The elevator isn't going fast but after a while we reach the first floor again and we get out. I look around and spot a dark door and try to open it.

I lose my lucidity. We break down the door and end up in a huge, dusky warehouse. There's old stuff lying around everywhere and I tell Eric he needs to equip his gun. I give him a bag with an MP5 in it. He won't take it. "Fuck's sake! Take the damn gun!" I tell him angrily and shove it into his arms. I give him two clips of ammo aswell. My brother Martin and two of his friends are in that warehouse I see. They start shooting at us with BB guns. Eric starts shooting back and I keep close. We walk through the place.

I throw a pair of protective eye wear to him. I run away from the battle to a table. I need to fill my clips with bullets and gas. I spot my friend Henrik next to me. "If you shoot me I'll fucking punch you in the face" I tell him. He tells me he won't as he's shooting Eric instead. Everyone laughs as Eric goes down. "We are using sour cream as a propellant" Henrik tells me.

10.45: FA
I wake up and look at my clock. "14.15" It's almost dark outside. "Oh shit... I'm exhausted and it's already this late..." I think.

10.45: Blind date dinner
I'm at my friend G's house. Eric is there and he's preparing food for our date with two girls. I'm supposed to be a wingman or something I guess. The grill looks awesome, on it are two skewers filled with juicy meat and vegetables. One is already lying on a plate on the table. I grab a fork and knife and cuts a piece.



"It's a bit too rare for me" I say as it's almost red in the middle. Eric hands me a small cracker with roe on it. I eat it and comment on how unmanly it is. He hands me another small dish, it's cucumber with some kind of dressing on top. They both taste nice though.
The dream skips. I'm sitting at the table now with G's sister infront of me, and Eric on my side. We're waiting for the girls to arrive. Two girls show up all of a sudden. "I guess I should introduce myself" I say and start to rise. "That's not them, those are Sandra's friends" Eric tells me. I sit back down.

"What if they are too hot? I've already got a girlfriend, that might suck" I think for myself. Two girls enter the front door and from where I am, they look to be very hot. One's got a white dress with a nice cleavage. I start eating food. Before they sit down I have almost finished my plate. I've got my headphones on one ear and Eric tells me to greet the girls. I look up and to my relief, they are not good looking at all. One of them even has a baby on her hip. I barely say hi.

12.15: Bastard
I'm in a car with my dad. It seems as if we're driving Monica's car. The small red car is having some engine problems it seems as it splutters and shakes. The car dies and we get out. The house we stopped at was apparently one we had to do something in. We enter the house without taking our shoes off, a crazy woman greets us. She hands my dad half a bun and takes a bite off another one, which she hands me. My mom starts complaining about how disgusting it is to wear shoes indoors. I get out of the house and sit down at a swing. Some black haired boy is there and apparently there's something wrong with him. He's a bastard and my brother. I feel guilty for some reason. We talk some, but I can't remember about what.

13.30: Porno
I'm walking down the road outside of my appartment. Monica's with me and her friend Emo. I start talking about some porno I want to remember. Apparently I know the names of all the different porn actors and I name them all. Monica seems to recognise the names and tells me what kind of movie it is. I leave my computer headphones in the snow next to the road and Emo unlocks her bike. She hadn't really locked it, just put a metal bar through the tires.

13.30: Wtf
I'm sitting at my computer and Monica's in the shower. I can hear someone moaning and I realise it's coming from the shower. I walk to the door and sneak a peak through the crack. I can see Monica behind the curtains and she's touching herself. I walk back to the computer and I notice she's been on a forum. "Weird dildo's" the topic says. I scroll down and spot a fleshy one with tentacles sticking out in all directions. A superman dildo is just below it. "Uhm okay" is all I manage to say.

13.30: Fragment
*I'm squeezing two pimples. They are very deep ones.

13.30: Wake up

Amount of sleep: 9½ hours

Supplements before bed: 200 ml applejuice, 2 x Omega-3

That's it! MILD is working great for me atm. I've had intentions of becoming lucid and lucidity I achieved! I might try to get up earlier tomorrow to rebound my REM for friday morning, last "dream day" of my vacation. Will use galantamine to try to induce a lucid then.

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID FALSE AWAKENING

Good morning! Had the same strong intentions of becoming lucid last night as I did yesterday, and it kinda worked. I rememeber waking up and I had the memory of having a nice lucid, but not a single memory of the dream itself! I was kinda mad at myself for forgetting as I usually have good recall. Anyways, the rest is below.

01.45: Bedtime

08.05: Fragment
*I'm sucking on a few Omega-3 pills. They are sweet.

08.05-09.00: WBTB

10.45: DEILD
I'm lying in a bed. My friend Eric's on the bed next to me and we're talking about work. "I refuse to let our friendship come between work, this career is too important for me" I say and I'm crying for some reason. He notices it and smiles at me mockingly, like I'm a child or something. I get up and walk towards a few computers. My friend Henrik is sitting at one and he's playing WoW. I am about to go to my computer when I notice that the character is moving on its own.

I realise I'm dreaming but I start to feel my body instantly. I end up in SP and I can feel my arms twitching and spasming. I relax and try to enter the dream again. I can hear newspapers flapping and the wind is picking up. "I am wearing earplugs, that's just the SP" I tell myself. I open my eyes in a very bright room. I'm on the matress on the floor next to the computers. I try to sit up but it's so hard work! I relax as I do a situp in slowmotion. "Need to stabilize the dream" I think and put my hand up to my face.

I realise my real eyes are open and I'm lying down in my real bed. My hand isn't really there, it's on the side. "Damn!" I think and don't realise it's just a very realistic FA.

10.45: Playing tag at the supermarket
I'm at the local supermarket with my brother Martin. We're playing tag or something similar and I've just lost him by running around like crazy. I intend to fool him and I pick up my cellphone. "If I turn on a ringtone and place it on the toilet, he'll be fooled" I think as I bring up the song I want. I put the phone on the toilet and leave the door open just a little bit and run away quickly before he shows up. Martin shows up after a few isles and he tackles me. "You're it!" he tells me and runs away.

I realise I've got no shirt on and my work helmet is on my head. People all around are watching and I kinda feel guilty as I don't act responsible at all. Apparently I'm an employee. I spot my friend G. He's smoking a cigarette and seems to enjoy it alot. Some other people are also smoking next to him and I realise there are alot of people coming from somewhere. Some guy is handing out bags with supplies to the newcommers.

10.45: White dog
I'm standing on a porch overlooking a backyard. My family is there with me and we're all watching their dogs run around and play. I don't recognise one of the dogs, a white husky-looking one. It growls at me and I back away. They continue on playing and I ask my dad about the dog. "Oh, we're just watching it for some neighbours" he tells me. The dog growls at me once again. My family goes out on the grass and leaves me with the white demon dog. It starts going towards me, growling. I can see its fur trembling, kinda like a cat's. "Hey dad! Tie this dog up will you?" I tell him. He takes the dog and ties it to a grey plastic seat.

10.45: It's a trap!
I'm some kind of detective and I've got a partner. We enter a very old looking house. I take the stairs down to the room below. I enter a room and it's filled with strange gadgets, small pictures and old stuff. I pick up a picture and look at it. Suddenly I get a creepy feeling, the house is way too quiet. "Oh shit, it's a trap!" I think and run out of the room and up the stairs. A young girl is standing in the hallway and asks me what's wrong. I don't buy it and throw her to the side. A woman comes out of a room just as I run past it and tells me I shouldn't leave. I run as fast as I can towards the porch door. I slam the door open and throw myself over the edge. I fall in the dark for a while.

10.45: Aunt and uncle
I'm at some relative gathering. My uncle and my aunt is there. I greet my aunt, she kisses me on the cheek then looks at me in a weird way. "You need to shave" she tells me. I touch my chin and tell her I will soon. Monica tells me she wants to go home and I ask her if she's had anything to eat. "No... I'm not sure I'll like it" she tells me. I take a look at the food offered. It's some kind of sausage stew with pasta. She takes a plate and pours some on the plate with a plastic dishwashing brush.

12.15: Flying
I'm in a barn with some other guy. We're looking at a small propeller plane. I read the instructions. "If the propellers stop working, you can do this to keep the plane going" it says and I can see a picture of a man making the plane fly with bicycle paddles. We go in the plane and fly around over the woods. The dream skips. I'm standing next to a lake now. The plane is gone but who needs a plane when you can fly yourself! I fly around the lake a couple of times before I go down on the water and skate on it for a while. The person I'm with wants to learn aswell. I grab him/her and try to fly. I've got a safety belt holding us together, but it makes it all harder. We manage to fly a little bit.

14.00: WoW
I'm playing World of Warcraft. There's a huge fight and I'm playing my warrior. It's going very well for my team and I'm charging all over the place. My friend Jonas shows up all of a sudden. I enter the game and we talk as we're dueling. "So, how are you?" I ask him and kick him in the stomach. He grunts in pain as he explains how his stomach had a hole in it, and that he started burning from the inside. I kick him in the solar plexus and he can't breathe. We fight for a while longer, I land one more kick on his neck.

14.00: Wake up

Amount of sleep: 11 hours

Supplements before bed: 200 ml applejuice, 2 x Omega-3, same at WBTB

That's it! I am so frustrated! I must have been lucid while flying around, I clearly remember the feeling of lucidity and freedom. I almost always realise I'm dreaming when I am flying, but I don't have much recall of that dream as I didn't wake up at 12.15 to write it down. Anyways, a successful DEILD is always something!

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Good morning! I didn't get lucid last night... Damn! I was sure I was in for a treat. Oh well. Still had quite a few dreams and I have to say that my recall is improving, which is always nice. The dreams were random as usual.

01.00: Bedtime

07.00: Ruined cake
I'm wearing military clothing and I've just been at some kind of carnival. Me and my friend Eric is about to meet up at some place and I'm running through town. A truck stops infront of me and I spot my sister Madde and her friend in it. "Hey" I say and stop to have a chat. Their truck keeps spinning around and around and I have to talk when their window is where I am at. I lean against a pole and I get black paint on my hands. "Cool now they're camo aswell" I think. They stop the truck and I wonder where they are going. "Oh we're just going to a party in town" Madde says. I enter the truck by walking through a small fridge in the middle of some stairs.

I spot one more seat next to them at the front. "Oh, I guess we can't come since there are no more seats" I say. To my right I spot a door, it's the toilet. "Great! One of us can sit in here" I say and is just about to call Eric. To leave I have to walk through the fridge again, but there's a birthday cake in the way. I carefully lift off the shelf carrying the cake. I drop the thing outwards down onto the street. I swear my lungs out and scream until I get hoarse. I smash up a few plates while my sister is yelling at me to stop. I get out and take a look at the ruined cake. It's all over the sidewalk. My dad arrives and starts yelling at me. I realise I have to buy her a new one and so I start running.

I run through town looking for a place to buy a cake. At one street going up from the one I'm on, I can see several casino's and pubs with large neon signs. I continue on down the road. A guy standing next to it seems to know I need help. "Do you know where I can find a bakery or something?" I ask him. "Yeah sure, just take a left here, then another left right after that" he tells me. I thank him and run. I can hear him behind me. "Anyone else need any help? I always keep what I promise!" I take a left. I am at the entrance of a mall. I go down an escalator. I can't see any bakery infront of me and I wonder why he lied to me.

"Oh shit that's right, left again" I think and look behind me. There's a bakery just there, sweet. I walk up the the counter and ask the girl behind it for some help. "There's one cake with twelve pieces in it, and there's one with thirteen" she tells me. "The one with twelve is more like a large bun though" she points at some buns. I realise I have no idea what kind of cake to get. "Don't worry! Your sister already called us" the girl tells me. Phew! She starts wrapping up a kinda disgusting looking cake. It's yellow and all doughy. She puts striped dough all over the cake, and wraps it in yellow paper.

"Over the road, under the road and out the hole" she says while making the knot, like she's tying a tie. I look next to me and spot two identical girls. They're wearing different coloured panties and I look to my left to not get caught "staring". A third girl is standing there. They are all blonde and thin. "Cool triplets" I think for myself. The cake is finished and I start wondering what it will cost. "We usually give a pity-price if someone's dropped a cake" she tells me. I am okay with it aslong as it doesn't cost more than 70 €.

07.00: Water
I'm with my aunt on a dock. Her kids are there too and I can see my uncle out in the water on a surfboard with a sail. "Yeah, I know he's treating everyone different" she tells me about my grandpa. My brother Morgan is there and he wants to go on the surfboard with my uncle. "No you can't, you don't have a vest on" he tells Morgan. I spot a black one and asks him about it. "No that's not the right one". Morgan spots something in the water and he jumps in. I am just a second after him and manages to grab his hand before he's swept under the dock by the current. He looks just like he did when he was a few years old. Spluttering I get him up. "What are you doing? That's dangerous" I tell him. He tells me he spotted something he wanted.

9.45: Sliding in snow
I'm walking down a road with my brother Martin. We joke around in the snow and is about to do some cool gliding stunts. Bam Margera shows up and tells us to look. He runs down the street and jumps up on a plastic sled. He falls and slams his back on the road. It starts bleeding from a few scratches. He lies there writhing in pain for a while. I realise his back must have been hurt permanently after all those stunts he's done. I look at his spine and it does look kinda crooked.

9.45: Final fantasy
I'm watching someone play Final Fantasy. There are four guys including Cloud, the main character. Cloud gets beat down and I expect the game to end. Suddenly he gets resurrected by a team mate. I had no idea you could do that. The dream skips. I'm playing myself now, and I'm up on a scaffold, looting everything I see. I take a can of gasoline and other useful stuff. When I'm done, I open up an inventory and put all the heavy stuff on another character. "Oh so this is how you give the other characters things to resurrect you with" I say.

09.45: Fragment
*Morgan is on the Xbox and I tell him to get off. He doesn't listen to me. "Get off the Xbox now!" I tell him and take away the controller. I take him into the bathroom to get him ready for bed.

11.00: LAN
I'm sitting on a yard between a couple of buildings. We're having an outdoor LAN party with a few friends and other people too. A guy in his mid forties is sitting next to me and starts talking. "Why are you playing games when you can have interesting, grown up discussions?" I look at him. "Actually I love having discussions" I tell him. He starts talking about how the world is ruled. "They fool us all by doing these shame maneuvers" I agree with him. Disturbed is playing and I think it's amusing how people can accept that.

Suddenly I'm sitting at a long table in the middle of the yard. A woman in her early fifties are next to me and she's trying to flirt with me. I ignore her and eat what's on the table. Delicious chicken and bread. My friend Felix is sitting across the table. I can feel something rubbing up against my leg and the woman to my left is smiling at me, I believe she's drunk. I trace the leg with my foot and I realise it's Felix who's just fucking with me.

He laughs at me as I get up to go get something to drink. I feel drunk all of a sudden and I can't seem to walk properly. A boy is holding a plastic coke bottle and I tell him to give it to me. He refuses and I grab it from him. I squeeze the bottle into a plastic cup and spill some on the ground. I give the broken bottle back to the boy. Everyone's looking at me as I try to find my way back to my seat, bumping into every table on the way.

11.00: Fragment
*I'm running around in an office building. There's something about a nintendo 8-bit game. Like donkey kong.

12.30: Fishing
I'm with my friend Eric at the canal in my hometown. It's summer and we're fishing for pike. Instead of using a jig, we're using eggs. Not even hardboiled ones. I crack them all down into the water and watch them float around. Apparently you cast a hook into one of the yolks, and just wait. Eric does so from a bridge going across the canal. After a while the yolk starts moving and is slowly disappearing. Eric yanks the line and gets a pike on the hook. I can see it's black back from above. The fish gets away though. We do this for a while, I get a mini pike that I keep.

I suddenly remember that we have to make some plans for tomorrow, we're all going up north on a vacation. I call my friend G. He picks up. "Hey, have you bought those potatoes we need?" I ask. Apparently we had to make mashed potatoes to fuel the car with (?). "No I didn't... I thought you were going to do that" he tells me. "Nah, we could always just fuel the regular way then" I say and he agrees. I hang up. I continue watching Eric as my rod can't be used anymore. He gets a very big one on the hook and this time it's stuck for real!

Actually the pike isn't that big I realise as I see several branches in its mouth. With a quick motion he gets it up by the bank. I take my fish and head for land. I tell him to take a picture of me holding it with my cellphone. I hand him the phone and hold the fish up. He snaps a photo and I realise I've got fish goo all over my hands. I rub them on some grass without looking. I can feel something soft in the grass. I look down and see two dog turds. "Fuck! That's some luck I've got" I say and try to rub it off on some grass. I go down by the bank where his fish is lying behind a small branch sticking up, keeping it from falling into the water. I wash my hands for a long time with sand. The pike is just lying there, breathing.

12.30: Snow on the road
I'm with a rich guy and his red sports car. We've run out of fuel and is fueling it up. I accidentaly put some coke in there. "Don't worry! If it breaks, you'll just have to pay some" he tells me like I'm all rich and it doesn't matter. We get im the car and continue down the road. It seems to have been snowing alot, and there are plowing trucks all over the place. I don't know why we don't slow down. "Wtf! Which lane are we supposed to be in?" the guy asks me. The plow trucks seems to be on the left side so we choose the right.

After a while we have to start dodging trucks again and suddenly the road ends. There's a large wall of snow infront of us. I get out and try to see what's going on. A few construction workers get in their machines and I spot a small plowtruck with larvae tracks. I get on it and try to make it move. My boot gets stuck in the tracks and I have to struggle to get it loose. A few of my friends starts talking to people about how when we were doing the military training, a few guys got shot on a mission. "We all laughed at it when we came home, but I guess that was a bit too much" Eric tells a guy. I remember being sick on that particular day. An injury or something.

12.30: Wtf dude?
I'm in the showers at a swimming hall. Some guy keeps bugging me and I have no idea what he wants. "Are you shy or what?" he asks me when I walk away. "Leave me alone ffs!" I tell him and is about to take a piss. I can hear a coin fall to the floor as I enter the booth. I am sure he will pick up the coin and try to unlock the door. I put the seat up and pretend to start peeing, but I stand by the door, waiting. The door unlocks and opens. "Ahaa!" I yell to scare the guy. It's a janitor and he looks at me all confused. I get out and pick up the coin from the floor.

Amount of sleep: 11 hours

Supplements before bed: 200 ml applejuice, 2 x Omega-3

That's it! Was a cool night even though I didn't get lucid. Will try to get lucid tonight again, with intentions and perhaps some meditation.

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Good morning! I'm trying to fix my sleeping schedule, so I decided to have a REM rebound day today. Only got a few hours of sleep...

Bedtime: 03.30

07.45: Fragment
*I'm eating mackerell, pineapple and round sandwiches.

07.45: The SP nightmare
I'm in SP. I know what to expect and that it's all in my head. The hallucinations still hit me full on and it's terrible. Somehow it's worse than it's supposed to be and I get scared. I can feel pain in my chest and it feels as if I'm being crushed, all the while hearing an extremely loud sound. I wake up in the dream. I tell a few people about the experience. "It felt like I was trapped there for hours. Like I was being shot right in the chest, over and over"

07.45: Seduction, FAIL!
I enter the taekwondo dojo. Everyone seems to be glad to have me back and I shake a few hands. The master tells us to line up and I get in line at the back with all the white belts. After a few seconds I realise I am no longer a white belt, I've got my green one. I push my way through a few people and end up at the front. There must have been atleast fifty people there and we have to make several rows with people to fit in the relatively small dojo. A female teacher with big breasts stands before the lines of people. She starts giving us instructions on how to warm up correctly. It feels more like Yoga. Stretching and doing super easy dance moves.


The dream skips. I'm in the dressing room. "Hey Matteh, are you going to take a shower or what?" a guy asks me. "Nah, I'll probably do it at home" I tell him and walk out the room in only my underwear. I check if the shower outside is busy. It is, and I realise it's the girls shower. I walk back inside and check the sauna door that leads to another shower. A girl is taking a shower in there. "Hell no, this is the guys shower" I say to myself and enter the room. I walk in the shower and stand before the girl. She smiles at me and knows she's in the wrong place. "Can't we do it together?" she asks me, rubbing up against my leg. I can feel her pubes prickling my leg. I pretend to be interested for a few seconds. I am just about to kiss her, but I push her out.

"Get out" I say and close the glass door to the shower. She won't give up without a fight and stands outside, looking cute. I spot a small red light coming from up above. She's videotaping me with a camera. I tell her it's pointless, I won't do anything as I've already got a girlfriend. Even though I can feel something grow in my pants I refuse to give in to the temptation. Suddenly I'm talking to my friend G's sister. She asks me what kind of cellphone I had back in the days. She shows me a photo of a girl and I remember having an Ericsson.

07.45: Wake up

Amount of sleep: 3½ hours

Supplements before bed: Nothing

That's it! So little sleep, but still recall. I hope I'm getting better and better at it. Would love to dream every day of the week when I start working again. I aim for a lucid tonight. Let's hope my intentions are enough.

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Good morning! Well, new years eve was a fun night with some alcohol. Didn't dream very much, but the rebound effect kicked in during the last hour of sleep or so. A few pretty cool dreams is what I got.

03.15: Bedtime

14.00: Fragments
*I'm at a carnival. Almost every booth has some kind of shooting game. I walk around and just look at the different things to do.

*I can see two people from a book I'm reading. "A song of ice and fire". "I didn't know they looked like that... hmmm" I wonder as I inspect the two blonde siblings.

14.00: Winning big
I'm sitting infront of a jack vegas machine, playing some kind of five wheel game. It's going good and I win some money. Suddenly I get five symbols in a row. 1700 € I read. I turn around to the people next to me. "I just won a car" I say and smile. I continue on playing, and I raise the bet. 2.5 € per click. BAM! 80.000 €. "Holy shit!" I say to myself. I decide to get out of there before anyone spots me. I see a guy I know is a criminal. I walk as fast as I can towards the register. "Hi, can you check if I got any money on my card?" I ask the girl sitting there. She takes my card and swipes it. "Nope. Oh wait... Yeah it says you'll get 80k soon" she hands me the card and looks at me in awe. A guy from my previous class overheard. He tells everything to some guy next to him. I grab my carton of applejuice and walk out of there, anxious someone's going to steal my money.

14.00: Coral lake
I'm hanging on a coral wall above a large lake. I climb upside down and someone's next to me, asking me questions. I fall but I've got like strings coming from my body attached to the walls. I slowly lower myself down on a rocky shelf. I have the ability like those sea pirates in the "Pirates of the Caribbean". I can integrate myself with the coral and I tell the other person I have to regain health as I lie down and begin to sleep. I wake up after a while and take a look at the lake. It's got high walls of coral on every side and there are restaurants up on the walls. The restaurants looks like large mythical creatures, glowing in different colours. A dragon's mouth is the entrance and so on. Monica is next to me and she asks me which one we should go to.

She points at a large one at the bottom of the place, it looks regular from the outside. It's black and velvet and stretches into the wall. "I don't want to eat there, I don't like that place" I say and I know the restaurant is evil. We enter a sushi place. I get the feel everything's just a game. "Hey, they might have playing cards behind the counter" Monica tells me. I stretch over the counter where a robot is at and try to find some cards in the drawers. He tells me I can not do that. We decide to get something to eat. It's very expensive but Monica's buying.

A tiny mouse opens a door in the counter under me and tries to order food. I slam the door in his face. "Get in line!" I say. I decide to share a sushi plate with Monica and we seat ourselves at a table. While waiting for the food we get some shrimp to eat. I eat it all up. All of a sudden an old Japanese man sits down infront of us. He's some kind of master and I bow to him. "Itadakimasu!" he exclaims and grabs some chopsticks. "You have to have a silver knife fight" he tells me and Monica. I laugh and wave around with some silverware lying on the table. "No, a real silver knife" he tells me. Monica takes out a tiny silver knife with a very sharp edge. She starts cutting my arm and soon I have loads of tiny gashes. It doesn't hurt and I smile at her. She carves "M <3 M".

14.00: Rich bitch
I'm at a restaurant again. I can hear a trickle of small plastic things falling out of a bag. I look around and I spot a very expensively dressed woman. There's a hole in her bag and it's leaking pearls. They scatter all around and I scoop them up with my hands. Glass, dirt and gravel gets mixed up with everything as I pocket the pearls. They leave and I try to contact them on the phone. "We don't want your dirty help" they tell me in the phone and hangs up. I get pissed off. Suddenly I can see a naked girl standing infront of me. It's Victoria Silvfstedt and she's doing yoga. I walk up to her and oh my fucking god is she hot. Her tanned perfect body is amazing. Apparently we're together, she greets me with a smile as I rub my hand down her butt. "Not now honey, I'll just finish my exercise" she tells me. I walk away and look at her. I realise I'm dreaming but the dream fades.

Amount of sleep: 10½ hours

Supplements before bed: Lots of alcohol

That's it! Too bad the last dream ended just as I became lucid. I won't count it as one as I only had the image of her for a few seconds when I started waking up. I did try to DEILD but I was on my back and I could feel saliva in my throat. Oh well.

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Good morning! I intended to become lucid the last day of the year, but sadly I didn't. I still had alot of dreams which will have to do.

03.00: Bedtime

6.31: Fragments
*I'm having sex with Monica. It feels great, but neither one of us gets to climax before the dream fades.

*Akono is talking on the DV chat. He lists me and a few other DG's and tells us something about "building it up"

*My family's got a tiger as a pet apparently. It's as big as their current dog which is a rotweiler. "Something will go wrong one day" I say and watch the tiger jump around and play like a normal cat.

10.45: Plane crash
I'm standing close to the centre of my hometown with a few people, including my brother Martin. We're not doing anything in particular when suddenly we can hear a plane. It sounds as if it's about to crash nearby, the sound is deafening. A second later we can hear the crash and me and Martin starts running up the street. Going downhill now we arrive at an intersection. A huge jet engine flies past us. "Hide!" I yell at him as I hide behind a few bushes. The military starts running past us and I can hear people yelling all over the place. The wind picks up and it's gotten dark all of a sudden. Martin tells me to follow him as he heads for some bushes.

We start crawling in this very claustrophobic tunnel. All around me is thorny bushes, underneath is fresh dirt. We crawl in the tunnel for a long time, always switching the tiny, weak flashlight and a camera of some kind. Martin tells me to stop screwing around and focus. I spot a single piece of grass in the bushes, glowing light blue. I eat it up and it gives me strength. After some time we are finally out of the tunnel. We're on a backyard driveway. Getting into a van we try to escape. The road is very narrow because a truck is parked right there. I can hear the bushes getting torn up on my side. Martin drives the car out of the lot and away. I look in the mirror and I notice we've ripped off a large branch off of a currant bush and dropped it infront of the house. I start worrying we'll get caught.

10.45: Fragment
*I'm with my uncle in a boat. There's another one following us as we just go around aimlessly. I throw a net in and an orange ball.

12.00: Weird...
I'm watching a movie with a few whales swimming around. They are visiting different places and jump over rocks and stuff. I recognise one place all of a sudden and I tell Monica it's our place. On land I can see several small mining shafts, and the rock around them has been cut and shaped into rectangles. Like pyramids or something. Suddenly I'm there. I walk around and inspect them all. I spot a few blocks of gold and I wonder why they don't build a goldmine there. "It wouldn't be profitable" I hear. I spot the remainings of an old cut down tree. Embedded in it is alot of gold. I touch the decaying tree stump. Two people appear on benches nearby.

They're writing some kind of test and I go up to them and look at it. It's the math B test. It looks very hard. I start walking down a corridor that appeared just like that. One of the girls starts walking with me, I recognise her as an old classmate I had when I was a kid. "Was the test hard?" I ask her, then immediatedly "Oh that's right, it depends on how you are as a person". We enter a classroom and I spot a coffee machine. The filter is fucked up so I correct it and grab a cup of coffee. I get a mouthful of ground coffee beans and I almost puke.

I gag on the coffee and spit it out in the paper bin. It takes me a while to clear my entire mouth. Suddenly I spot a guy sitting on a table, he looks frightened. I start reading on some kind of bucket. I don't remember what I read but the text was disturbing. "They will come for us" he tells me. A doctor enters the room. I fall down and try to crawl away from him on my back. He jumps up and puts his first foot on my knee, then his other on the other one. He does the same when I move back the first knee. "Okay, okay! I give up" I say. I realise I have no chance against a Kung-Fu master anyways. He wants to give me a shot and I pull up my sleeve.

Holding my other hand around my bicep, I pump blood into the arm. He positions the needle just below my hand on the vein. With a quick motion he pierces my skin. I think all is well, it barely hurt at all. He pulls the needle out again and tells me he has to redo it. This time he jabs it in the vein at an angle, and this time it hurt alot. I can tell the needle went too far and he pulls it out again. Again I am stabbed in the vein and I can see the sadistic look in his eyes. I am too scared to complain. With a pulling motion he rips the vein completely open. There is no blood. A last stab right down in my arm and I wake up.

12.00: Cutting in line
I'm in a queue with alot of other people. It takes forever for it to move, but after a while I am inside a room. Some guy with short hair starts pushing his way through the crowd, cutting in line. I let him go past and I can do nothing but shake my head. Three more people do the same, his friends obviously and I get pissed off. When we finally enter the room I turn to my friend Felix. "Isn't it ironic how someone as intelligent as me gets pushed around by a monkey?" he laughs at it all. We're all positioned at different rows with computers. I end up in the row furthest away from the door.

12.00: Mean relatives
I'm with my relatives in a room. All the grown ups are having a discussion about intelligence and maturity. They start slandering me and telling me I am a kid in a man's body. I get pissed off and is about to leave when I accidentaly break their staircase. I grab the piece that flew off and try to fix it. One of them starts talking to me and I have a long discussion with her about how I have matured since school. "You guys have this imagine of me, from like seven years back" I say.

14.00: Acrobats
I'm with my brother Martin once again and we're climbing on a large tree trunk scaffold thingy out in the water. At every intersection we do acrobatics. There are two more guys behind us, doing the exact same thing. After a while I hear a splash. I look behind me and the guy who fell in the water is already up climbing again. "Hurry up before the cops show up!" I yell at them. We get off the thing and jump in the water. I get up on the dock and can see something huge move around under the water. "Hey! There's something under you" I say and everyone gets up on the dock.

The creature moving around never reaches the surface though, and I decide to chase it. I grab a tree branch and jump down in the water. Holding the branch under me, I start jumping up and down. The momentum makes me splash around and gain speed. I am soon riding around on the surface with the branch under me. Fish starts jumping and I grab one. I get up on the dock again and inspect it. It looks very weird with an oval mouth, and only one crooked tooth in there. "It's a Bellyfish" a guy tells me. He squeezes it and roe starts coming out of its mouth. "See?" I start thinking. "That roe has probably already been fertilized, as it's autumn" They all agree.

14.00: Dressing room at work
I'm in the dressing room at work. A guy is standing next to the sink and I walk up to it to rinse my face with water. He grabs my head and starts talking about fingers and shit. He tries to put soap in my eye. I refuse to take his shit and grab his finger. Bending it I watch him squirm. "Okay okay! I give!" he tells me. He won't fuck with me anymore. Alot more people show up, girls and guys. No one is naked though. My boss comments on my weak figure. I flex a bit and show him I still got some muscles. Another guy comes up to me. "I can tell you've been at the gym this morning, working on your back are you?" he asks me smile. Asshole.

Amount of sleep: 11 hours

Supplements before bed: 200 ml applejuice, 2 x Omega-3

That's it! I've recorded all my dreams so far this year, and this is what I came up with in the end:

Dreams: 639
Lucids: 44

Next year I aim for 1000 dreams and 70 lucids. I know I can do it as I took a few months break this year. I will try not to slack off next year though.

Happy New Year! Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Good morning! Had a LAN with my brother last night, so I didn't get the "quality" sleep I would have wanted. Anyways, had a few dreams.

04.00: Bedtime

05.30: Fragment
*I'm with Felix, his new girl and some other person. I comment on his girlfriend's toenails. Something about the story "Greta and Hans". She seems to be offended, what a stuck up one.

07.00: Zombies
I'm standing behind a car with a friend, watching a crowd of people running by. I can see several of them are infected, but they haven't become aggressive yet. We head down into a narrow alley, most likely leading down towards the sewers. Opening a massive steel door, we find a hatch under some pipes. There's an even narrower path going from here. We try to get down the hatch, but suddenly I hear something. "Shh, quiet! Stand still" I whisper. A man comes around the corner, it's Peter from work. He opens the door and heads out, just as he's about to close it, he notices us. He closes the door. "Wtf? He's so slow of thought that he didn't even notice us haha!" I exclaim.

The dream skips. I'm holding up another steel door, looking into a large dressing room. There's another door on the left side of the room and a few old classmates of mine is changing their clothes or whatever. I can hear the zombies howling nearby. "Hurry up! We have to go!" I yell at the people. They don't hurry up at all, and I can hear the zombies closing in. A girl is standing close to the door I am holding up. The zombies come bursting through the other door and I grab the girl and toss her into our room. I close the door, but too late. Just as it's about to shut, the zombies get a hold of it. I release it and give up. I know I will die, but as they are behind me, I load the dream and is now back where I started. I start yelling at my old classmates for being idiots.

13.15: Gangster
I'm with a few other people, standing outside of a large glass building. We are about to blow it up. Using walkie-talkie's we try to synchronise the blasts. A few goes off, and later on two more. I'm waving some kind of flag. Dropping everything, we walk towards the building. The cops haven't shown up yet, but we are not about to wait up for them. We enter the building and walk into the glass elevator. "Who will take care of the dog? We need someone crazy to do it" just what I need. "I'll do it, I need a gun though" I say and find one in my pocket. "Oh don't worry, I brought a spare one just in case" I pull it out, it's a beretta. I can feel my pulse rising, hyperventilating I make it beat superfast.

"Worst case scenario, I'll just fly for real instead of in a dream" I say and laugh. We reach the top of the building. I look down and get a tingling sensation in my toes from the height. I spot a green helicopter. Apparently we're not that high up, because suddenly we are all jumping down the buildings, roof after roof. Everything is in slowmotion, like I'm in a movie. A girl tries to contact me, but I ignore her. I start taking off my jacket and hat, and is just about to walk back to our appartment when I spot a girl talking on the phone.

I hide in the sunlight. She gets very close but she doesn't notice me. The sun is blinding her. She hangs up. "You know how much trouble you will get into if they see us together?" she asks me. I jump off the ledge and hide behind a wall. She laughs. "You'll break your neck one day if you continue jumping around like that.

13.15: Wake up

Amount of sleep: 9 hours

Supplements before bed: 200 ml applejuice, 2 x Omega-3

That's it!

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID FALSE AWAKENING

Good morning. Took me ages to fall asleep last night. Slept very lightly and had a few cool dreams the first hours of sleep. Took some calea, but ended up having weird semi-lucids where I explained my dreams to people and how the effects felt. Woke up and fell back asleep again several times. Had several FA's where I thought I wrote down my dreams on a laptop, or in my notebook. Finally the morning came and I am exhausted. Still got lucid!

01.00: Bedtime

03.15: Work related MILD
I'm in the locker room at work. Changing my clothes. I am soaked in sweat and I consider taking a shower. I lose my balance and fall to the floor, I get up and spot some weird wounds on Björn's chest. "Wtf, you look like the Terminator" I say and look closer at his wounds. I put on my working shoes again, they feel funny, too soft. When I'm done, I realise what I've done. I can see my white regular shoes on the floor. I sigh. Suddenly I'm helping this girl out to put out candles in a church. I guess it's a part of work. We close the doors and get out. I start talking to her in English. "I don't get it, why does people believe so much when it comes to religion, when it has basicly been proven how the world works with science?"

Nenne, a truckdriver from work pulls up in the wrong machine. "Hey Matteh! Did you see some beer in there?" he asks me. I tell him I haven't. "Oh right, it's too early for it" he tells me and is off. I start walking up hill. The girl takes off and I'm left standing outside a small store. "Check how much you've loaned, call 800.000 now!" I read on a paper on the wall. I get curious and enter the store. I don't really know what to get so I decide to get some gum. I point at some gum and the girl behind the counter tells me it's 50 kr. "Uhm, it says 12 here" I say and point at the gum's pricetag. "Oh right, sorry!" she tells me and laughs. She thought I was pointing at some dark chocolate bar. I give her the money and take my packet of gum.

I am really shaked up for some reason. I feel weak and so I leave the store. I continue walking the way I was heading, and arrive at a McDonald's. I spot the famous TV person Peter Jihde through the window. Suddenly I feel like I'm in a hurry. I enter the mall I've just come to, and dodge people as fast as I can walk. My feet starts hurting from all the dodging, but I ignore them. The mall seems to be shaped like a circle, and I walk all the way around, opening glass doors and entering those spinning ones. A small English kid is pushing the doors the wrong way. His grandpa just laughs. I come back to a place with a few broken doors, but this time one of them has stuck. I help a lady cut through the plastic with my knife. She tries to cut with the wrong side of the knife. I get insulation down my neck and on my wrists. "Damn I hate insulation" I say. She agrees.

The dream skips. I'm at work again, walking in a yard filled with trees. The ground is covered in freshly laid out dirt, and I spot tools everywhere leaning against the trees. I grab two rakes and head for the guy in charge of the work. It's Carl, a supervisor. I wonder why he's doing the dirty work. "Hey Carl, why are you stacking these rakes against the trees? People will trip" I tell him. I walk away.

The dream skips, my memory has some holes in it. I'm walking in a nice neighbourhood with one of the rakes in my hand. I spot a small house flying around in the sky. "Oh it's so cool that you can move entire houses in your dreams, and leave everything untouched" I start flying some, and end up near the water in a japanese-looking garden. There's a small pond and nicely stacked, flat stones on a wall. I can't see land on the other side of the water. I spot a huge house flying over my head, with the entire lot's furniture and all. Like it's frozen in place. This makes me want to fly. I jump up on the low wall. Testing the gravity I can tell it's slightly off as always.

After a few jumps, I am flying straight up. Holding the rake to the side, pointing it downwards. The rake feels just like an engine of some kind. "Gotta remember to focus on something when I fly" I think. I want to try to fly as high as possible. I quickly reach atleast a few km up in the blue sky. I can see where I came from, and it's an island, no more than a few cm's across from up here. There's ocean all around it and I decide to go back down. Flying in circles I try to descend smoothly, but I overdo it. I fly way past the island, then past it again on the way back. On the third time I fly past it, I crash into the water. I fly through the water towards the island, and manages to skate on the surface for a second.

03.15: Wrong bus
I'm on a bus going away from work. My dad is about to pick me up at a certain stop. I realise the bus is going the wrong way and I hit the button to make it stop. I get off and end up on the wrong side of the highway. I call my dad. He asks me why I am on the wrong side. There's a bridge not far away and I head for it. Crossing it, I spot a few workers down by a river. It's my dad and another guy. I slip on the muddy edge and fall in, luckily it's only up to my knees. We all laugh as I try to get up on the slippery slope. Mud gets everywhere and I fall in the water, dragging my dad with me.

05.00: Just weird #1
I'm with my family inside of a blue, plastic, mobile toilet booth. The entire thing is on wheels and we're going through the jungle. I've got a remote which I steer blindly with. I stop the thing and take a peak outside. The door won't open more than ten centimeters. I spot orange fur and huge monkey hands. I quickly close the door and locks it. "Holy shit, orangutan's! They are strong as hell" I say. Someone's tugging at the door handle from the other side. "Let's move out of here" I say and hold the handle from the inside just to be sure. We back up the booth with the remote, but get stuck after just a few meters. I take the remote and try to make us come out of it. The booth starts to lean sideways. I tell everyone to brace for the impact as it falls over. "Lie completely still and don't make a sound and they will go away" I whisper. It's starting to get very hot in there.

Dream skips. I'm at a café. Once again I walk up to the counter and is about to buy some gum. I get out my wallet and pours the cash on the counter. "I've got more gold coins than Pippi Longstocking!" I say as I spot atleast twenty of them. I give the girl behind the register two coins. I grab a plate with some left over chicken on it, I spill some grease on my pants. Just as I'm about to leave, a couple of kids enter the store. I head for the restroom's and starts taking a piss. The entire scene changes, I'm still taking a piss, but not in a toilet. I am standing at a frozen lake, overlooking a few docks going out from small houses with sauna's in them.

My dad is on the phone and I'm talking to him about work or something. I spot the kids further away on a dock, playing with the ice. I know it's not solid enough to play on, so I start walking towards the small house connected to my dock. Suddenly I hear a very loud scream. I quickly look at the boys and I can tell one of them is missing. I tell my dad to hold on, pocketing the phone I run as fast as I can through the houses. They yell the boy's name when I arrive at the beginning of the dock. Luckily they've just gotten him out of the water. I grab his arm and lead him towards the sauna's. He's sobbing and shaking from the cold. I notice he's got a star tattoo just like me on his shoulder. I tell him they have to be careful, then I joke a bit with him to get his spirits up. I realise my dad is probably still on the phone. I'm hoarse from screaming and I tell him the story.

05.00: Just weird #2 MILD



I'm sitting at the edge of a small table. I'm semi-lucid. George Clooney is sitting there, with a very good looking woman. I start talking about how awesome food tastes in dreams. "The pure temptations... The slightest look you give me, gives me such an incredible urge" I tell the woman at the table. She shivers. I tell everyone I want to taste some red wine. It's on the table but I don't. George starts talking to the woman, looking into her eyes. "You will commit suicide tonight, even if you want to or not" he tells her. Everything goes quiet. "That's a movie quote right?" I ask him. He looks at me for a few seconds, dead serious. "Yes ofcourse"

He starts saying the most random things. Like he's quoting lines from movies a madman has come up with. I get the feel that the night is their anniversary. Fireworks are exploding outside, but there's something wrong with the sound of the explosions. Instead of hollow bangs, I can hear glass shattering. It's quite frightening. I realise it's all a dream, but the lucidity level is low. I am sick of George and his insane quotes. I don't want the woman to kill herself, so I imagine him doing it instead. The woman grabs his throat and rips it out. There is no blood at all. As George gasps for air, he grabs his head with his hands and twists. Neck broken, he falls to the floor. I lose lucidity. Letting him lie on the floor, we start drinking milk from the carton, watching a small TV in the corner. I start wondering what would happen if I called my boss, asking him if all the things I've dreamt about were true. "Gotta make sure I know the difference" I tell myself.

10.00: Fragments
*I'm at a table at Tommy's. A pub here where I live. Infront of me is a plate filled with all kinds of food. It's the most amazing plate I've seen ever, with delicious fish, chicken and beef. I thank the owner for the food, but I don't remember trying anything out.

*I wake up and write down my dream on a laptop. It's a long and very awesome dream. I remember the feeling of awesomeness. Sadly I don't remember the actual dream. I do this two more times, but on regular paper during the night.

*I'm trying to direct traffic as a huge truck with three white, round tanks pulls up. I run away as I realise I will be squeezed to death.

11.30: Wake up

Amount of sleep: Around 6 hours total

Supplements before bed: 200 ml applejuice, 2 x Omega-3, Calea extract at 05.00

That's it! Pretty long and intense dreams. Two lucids in one night isn't too bad. Had the intentions of getting lucid last night, but like I said I ended up lying there for around two hours before I fell asleep for a few minutes. Filled with weird sensations, half dreams and semi-lucids. Bah!

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Good morning! It's the day before christmas, and I felt like slacking off a bit. I only wrote down a few notes about each dream I had, but they were all long and tbh, annoying. I don't know why I am having them atm, but I guess it's just a bit stress related. I will write all dreams like fragments!

23.00: Bedtime

10.00: Fragments
*I'm having an argument with a guy in our group. We're all survivors in some zombie land. He wants to stay where we are. "Are you crazy?! If we stay, we will all DIE!" I yell at him. "Think about your son!" suddenly the rocky wall next to me starts moving. I look at my right shoulder leaning against it. Millions upon millions tiny spiders are crawling down it. I run away and try to shake them off. When I look at the road, they multiply. Each time I take a look, they grow bigger and bigger. From a darkbrown yellow colour, they are becoming more white. I run into a house and they shrink in size again. I am still covered in them. I meet my cousin there. "If you look at them, they multiply. I broke the world record by having 236 million in one square meter" he tells me. I wonder how the hell he can calculate that.

*I'm waiting for a bus with Monica. It takes a while, but suddenly three of them appear. One takes off before we have a chance to do anything, and we get on the second one. I try to swipe my old ticket, but a red light shows. "Oh, I guess it's too late" I say and tell the driver I want a baguette (?). She takes out three stripes of tickets. "There's a special price, 3 for the price of 1" she tells me. I can see they're children's tickets, but I go along with it. "Alright I'll take them" I say. She hands them over and we ride the bus.

*I'm with my brother above a large lake. I'm clinging to a mountain wall and he's on a hot air balloon of some kind. Ropes are hanging down and I'm trying to grab them. Suddenly it just inflates and falls down the water. My brother is OK though.

*I'm walking on a path with my brother Morgan. I spot two boys standing on a dock fishing. They get a huge, bronze fish and I tell Morgan who gets all excited, that it's not a tasty one. We decide to go fishing aswell. I am now in my old neighbourhood I lived in as a kid. I remember moving logs as a kid to find worms, and I spot several logs on different lots. All have flowers up against them though. Morgan walks off to try to find worms. I spot a pile of dirt, and I see a worm in there. I grab it and I can see several others.

Soon I'm digging with my hands and have them full of worms and dirt. I put a handful in my mouth. I spot a plastic bag with a pink teddy bear in it. I grab it and gesture for Morgan to empty it and hold it up. I spit all the worms in the bag. We're set to go. We got our fishing rods and as we walk up the road, Morgan gets his tangled up. I get very frustrated and try to untangle it all. It takes forever, and suddenly I find myself cutting out pictures of Jackie Chan from "The Karate Kid" from a magazine. I try to fit different faces on him and clothes...

12.00: Fragments
*I'm fighting with a guy. He's alot smaller than me, but very tough. I do all kinds of combos, but he won't go down. His face is all bloody and messed up. I hold his head in one hand and jump. I knee him right to the side of the face as I drive it towards the knee with my hand. He crashes to the ground with a loud smack. I repeat, and I am very angry with him for some reason.

*I'm driving a yellow tractor down a hill. It's only got two pedals. One gas and one clutch. "Where the hell is the break?!" I wonder in panic as the thing gains alot of speed. I crash into cars, and slide down the hill. I try the wipers and find the brake. Apparently it's a break for either the left, or the right side. It's like I'm on skii's. Going back and forth.

*We're having a push-up contest. One guy does with only his arms, no legs. I tell everyone cheering me on that I can't do that because of my wrists.

12.00: Wake up

Amount of sleep: 12½ hours

Supplements before bed: 200 ml applejuice, 2 x Omega-3

That's it! Sweet. Merry Christmas everyone! Won't be typing in my DJ tomorrow.

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Good morning! Got a long night's sleep last night. Which included a number of cool dreams, and a lucid! It was my second "life like" lucid, and sadly once again, I had zero control. I guess I'm out of shape from not having one in a long time, but also because of the realness of it all. Also had a dream about another DV member.

23.15: Bedtime

06.00: ShockWave the programmer
I'm at ShockWave's house. We're playing a game he's programmed on his computer. Like all games I play in my dreams, I kinda enter the game. Standing on a road in the woods, I watch as a few army trucks go by. The last one in the line is crashing into everything and almost hits me. I back away as I watch the drunk driver continue down the road. The truck goes down into a ditch, and up again. Flying through the air. I press escape several times and the game crashes. "Oh shit, what did you do?" ShockWave asks. "Uhm, I have no idea you could ruin a game just like that" I say and feel bad.

The game has been completely reset, and all his extra mods have been removed. "How long will it take to fix it?" I ask. "Oh well, like a day atleast... or a few" he tells me. Suddenly he finds a save file, and everything's OK! I sigh and tell him I gotta pee. I walk out into the living room, and sit down at a chair. There's a potty on the floor there I am supposed to pee in (wtf?). I can see people outside and his parents suddenly enter the room. I greet with them as I pull my pants up. "Where can I find a bathroom?" I ask them.

They laugh at my shyness and tells me there's a bathroom down the hall. I enter it, and close the door which is a yellow, see-through cloth. The bathroom itself is VERY small. Clothes are lying everywhere, and I try to sit down on the weird potty like toilet. I start peeing, but soon I feel I have to do the number two, but too late! I quickly jump to the real toilet, but the bathroom is already being flooded by water. I have no idea where it comes from, but I try to scoop up as much as I can.

06.00: Fantasy world
Two wanted posters flash before my eyes. Three images each, one from each side just like you get when you go to jail. One guy stands out, a Russian who looks just like Mike Rourke in "Iron Man 2" with dreadlocks as a beard. I walk on a large green field with another guy. We're about to meet up with our team, but we don't know where they are. I can hear something above and I look up. A small high-tech kite is flying towards us at a high speed. My companion points his huge grenade launcher at the thing and fires off a shot. The shell becomes a net and drags the kite to the ground. We inspect it. There's a message on there.

"We're at the trees just up ahead, beware" I read. I look up and can see something green glimmering in the trees not fifty meters away. We cross a road which seems to be doubling back around a grove to the right and walk up to a tree standing near the second road. A blue dressed woman is up in the tree, she looks just like "Mystique" from "X-men", but with a normal face. I can see the green radar panels which had reflected the sun. I greet with two more people in the small grove. I look back at the road from where we came, and spot six enormous, hairy beasts with riders.



They are following the road at a very fast speed. "Uhm, look" I say and point. "Get down and don't move a muscle!" they yell at me as they hide among rocks and in the trees. "The riders will be coming back our way in just a few seconds" I try to climb the closest tree. Twigs and leaves fall all around me as I struggle to climb. I realise I don't have time, and they will definitely see all the motion so I just stand completely still, leaning against the tree. The riders appear and all pass the tree next to the road with the blue woman in it, except one. The great boar/wolf monster sniffs the air. They back up a few meters and walk up to the tree.

We all hold our breaths as the woman whistles and an orangutang slides down the tree at the same time as the woman in blue. She masked her sound, clever. The orangutang jumps up on the mount and they're about to leave again. Just as they are at the edge of my point of view, they stop again. "Oh shit, we're dead" someone whispers next to me. A huge, green, snake monster appears from the backpack of the rider and takes the woman in blue in a second. Everyone in the grove starts struggling to get through the thick vegitation.

I get tangled up, and it's almost no use. The worm is just behind me and suddenly I fall down into a small pond of water behind the thicket. I figure there must be air pockets beneath the tree roots and I head for the bottom of the pool. A voice appears in my mind. It's one of the girls who survived. "We can talk telepathicly, you've practiced this by dreaming alot" she tells me.

06.00: Fragment
*I'm in a room, trying to watch the TV. I spot several people I don't know, and they all look very pale and skinny. They talk very fast, and seem to be having twitches from now and then. I realise it's my sister's new junkie friends. I sigh as one of them blocks the TV without even realising it. I walk down in to the kitchen to confront my sister.

15 minutes WBTB

7.30: Explosions at work
I'm at work, walking around doing nothing. I find a weird looking white rock, and I throw it away. The rock explodes in the air and I am stunned. "Awesome!" I exclaim. I start wondering if I might be dreaming. I look up at the blue sky.
"Two moons?" I wonder. It looks more like they are made out of clouds when I look for a longer time, and I figure the real moon is the brighter dot to the right. I decide it's not a dream and walk away to a few coworkers. Peter is there with another guy, digging some deep ditch which needs to be filled with concrete. I find a green pill on the ground and I step on it. A cool spray of green smoke appears as the pill breaks. Björn tells me I can find more if I look. I find a lump of green silicone. Inside I find more green pills. A guy next to us tells us to be ready, they're about to set off some dynamite.

I look behind me at the construction site. A wooden wall is in the way, but I can see through it. A container for eating in is standing just behind it. The dynamite goes off and sends the container full of people into the air. It goes up a meter or so, and slams down back again, leaning on the side. "Holy shit! Is everyone alright?!" I ask the girl standing in the opening of the container. "What kind of question is that?!" she yells back at me. "Wow, alright then, nevermind... Just trying to be friendly" I say. "Send for a truck" she tells us.

08.30: Fragment
*I'm playing real life Battlefield Bad Company 2. There are explosions everywhere, and I gun down a few guys with my sniper. I spot someone up in a window, pinning me down. I take out my RPG and shoot a rocket right into the window. "Yes!"

09.30: Vivid lucid MILD
Everything is just like the ending of "Watchmen". I am talking to a guy who has the same opinion as "Rorschach". I give him a very long speech about how fake peace is better than no peace at all. "If you expose Dr Manhattan, you will kill billions" I say. He ignores me and runs off. I become lucid. I take a look around me and I'm outside of the establishment at work. Everything is in place, even the iron gates behind me. I know he will come back soon, so I wait. I can hear voices coming from behind the building next to the gate. No one appears and I figure I'll have to go check it out. I remeber I have to stabilize the dream.

I look at my hand, 6 fingers. It's all very vivid and stable and the scenery around me doesn't change. The sky has is dark blue. I feel like trying out a stabilization technique I haven't used before. "Increase clarity!" I shout as loud as I can. The colours look a bit weird, but nothing more than that. I am satisfied and start walking. It's very slow and hard work. It takes me atleast twenty seconds to walk up to the metal gate. Once there everything goes more smoothly. I slap my face and it stings alot. I walk down the road and try to find the person who will ruin the world.

I spot a coworker, Roger. I walk up to him. "Hey! Have you seen that guy?" I ask. He smiles at me, and tells me he's down the street. I look and I think I can spot something yellow at the end of it. I slap my face again. I suddenly remember my old dreamgoal, to blow something up. I look at a tall building at the horizon and point at it. "Boom!" I say and imagine it blowing up, I can almost see the explosion and debris. Nothing happens. I figure it's too far away. "Back up, I'm gonna try to run super fast" I tell Roger. He takes a few steps back.

I dash away down the street, going as fast as I can. Which ofcourse is about as fast as I can run in real life. I try to increase the speed but I can't. It's all too real. I decide to try to fly instead and with a small jump I stretch out my arms. I fall down on the ground. I do a push up to get up. "Oh well, I'll try the correct way to fly" I tell myself. I do a few jumps to see how real everything is. The gravity is slightly off. Looking down, I stretch out my arms and jump straight up, expecting to go up. Nothing. I do this three times with no results. I wake up.

09.30: The second Europe member
I'm one of the members of the band "Europe" and I'm standing in an appartment next to a friend who's at the computer. Suddenly I hear a large "BAM!" from below. I look out the window, and I can see the member of the band whom I hate. He's hacking away at the door with an axe. "Oh shit... Not again" I moan and try to get out of the window. I get tangled up in the blinds and soon the crazy guy enters the room. He starts hitting my friend for some reason, and I can't take it no more. I grab the man and chuck him out the window. He hits the ground head first with a disturbing crack. "Shit, he probably broke his neck" I think, but I realise it must be a stuntman.

I can see him clearly now, and it's my friend Felix. I jump down next to him as he stands up. "I am so fucking sick of you and your bullshit!" I scream in his ear. I grab his head with both my hands, and slowly bite down on his nose. I can feel my teeth cutting into his flesh and I push him away when they snap shut. I spit the little piece of nose tip out in my hand. A car suddenly pulls up and he gets in. It's a convertible and the driver is his manager. I try to talk to him as he tries to go away. Another car pulls up and stops infront of the manager's car. It's full of girls and they are all demanding money which he owe them.

He tries to talk to all of us in a business-like manner. A third car appears. It looks like a trash version of the batmobile. The driver is wearing old school goggles and he heads for the hospital next to us. An old lady has to throw herself to the side to not get overrun. I realise he's trying to rob the hospital. "Again?" I think. Suddenly a movie starts playing, showing old and young people helping out when a robber is trying to rob the place. "If everyone helps out, we can do it!" is the motto.

09.30: Fragment
*I show my abs. People laugh. "Do you call that abs?" A guy at work asks me. I try to explain I haven't been working out in a long time.

09.45: Fragment
*I'm at some cabin. It's in the middle of the night and it's summer. My mom is standing next to the water. "Just because you've just had sex with my dad, doesn't make it all better" I say. I start hanging a few underwear on a box in the reeds.

Amount of sleep: 10½ hours

Supplements before bed: Nothing

That's it! Damn that took way too long. My wrists hurt... Anyways, I'm glad I had a long lucid again. Still sucky I didn't have any control over it. I will have to work on that.

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Good morning! I felt nauseous this morning so they sent me home from work. It's a bit better now, but I still don't feel good. I went back to sleep when I got home, and slept for a long time. I didn't wake up a single time during the sleep. The last dream I had wasn't pleasant at all. Darn nightmares.

00.30: Bedtime

05.10: Wake up

4 hours WBTB

9.30: Bedtime

14.30: Boat
I'm going down a road. In a car perhaps, I'm not sure. It's a small road in the middle of the woods, next to a big lake. The cars are stuck as other cars are trying to get past the other way. The road is way too small. Me, my dad and my brother find a boat, and is soon racing through the water. I can see huge areas covered in ice, and my dad tells me I have to be careful not to go up on one of them. We go over one, and I look back to see if any damage has been done to the thing. It's all good. I open a hatch and find a bag of very light seeds. Those with transparant wings on. I spread some in the air.

14.30: Fragment
*I'm at my parents place. I enter the kitchen and ask my sister if we've got any sandwiches I can have. "Yeah sure they're over there" she tells me. I start talking to her. She tells me she's still doing drugs, but she promises she'll quit soon.

14.30: Nightmare
I'm standing outside of a house. It's been made into a huge home for a pig and its piggies. The mother pig is completely crazy. Running in and out, screaming. "It's very protective of its kids" a guy tells me. The pig has blod-shot eyes, and is red in the mouth. I enter the house, and can see atleast twenty small piglets in the hay. I walk up the stairs. Instead of a pig, it's a dog. The dog is standing on the stairs, guarding a couple of cans of mackerell. I slowly walk up them, not taking my eyes off the dog. "No! Bad dog, stay!" I say and point my finger at it. It growls but backs off as it can tell I'm the dominant one. It looks to its owner to the left for help, but gets none.

Dream skips. It's dark out, and I'm walking up to a small house. I can feel something's very wrong with the house, but I still enter. Inside I hear a narrator voice. "All the animals have gone crazy" I have no idea from what, but suddenly there are white chickens everywhere. They start attacking me, and it hurts! Their claws scratch me all over. I grab them one and one, and break their necks with my hands. I notice I've got my clumsy working gloves on, so I take them off. I continue to kill the evil, possessed birds.



Dream skips. I'm now fighting a vampire lord of some kind. He's super strong and everything. I somehow manage to get him down on the floor, just by a glass door. I open the door and squeeze it shut over his waist. He screams in pain. I slam the door over and over, withour any real damage done. I go totally crazy and slams the door for a full minute until his body splits in two. His legs are inside, with some intestines, and his body is outside. "I'll get you for this! I'll suck out your marrow" he yells at me as he crawls away and disappears.

I grab the legs and head for the caravan of cars we all got. We are perhaps five people. I throw the legs on a truck, and try to find his other leg which I took off before. It's gone. "Fuck! Where the hell did it go?" I ask. Suddenly a girl screams. I can see shadowy figures with shining eyes coming out of the woods. They start attacking people, and I run up to one of them. It's a girl, dressed in some kind of black and blue latex. She tries to grab something around my chest. I can tell she's not out to really harm me. I guess she wanted the blueberry pendant I had around my neck. She gets shot by one of my companions. I get up and run to the car to check on the legs. They're gone.


14.30: Wake up

Amount of sleep: 5 hours, then 5 more

Supplements before bed: None

That's it. Scary dreams. They were a bit fuzzy when I woke up, as I didn't have much energy to recall. I'm sure they were longer and more intricate than what I just described. Anyways.

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Good morning! I have been a real slacker this week. Especially yesterday, when I only RC'd like 10 times the entire day. I have no real goal to achieve in my lucids, which makes it hard to stay 100% focused. The goal I have at the moment is to keep the dream stable for as long as possible. It's not a very fun one, and I'm thinking of including some playing around with telekinesis. Which ofcourse means that I have no real set goal I am focused on. Anyways I will do it hardcore during the holidays. I will try WILD out a few times, also focus ALOT on MILD.

00.30: Bedtime

05.00: In the city
I'm flying high above a city. I can't really feel my body, but my point of view is from up above. I can see a few cars racing down below. Everything's in black and white, and the cars look very old. Like it's the 1950's. The lead car heads into an alley with the others just behind him. A bunch of cop cars appear at the end, and they have to turn back. It's like a movie, and the speed increases to around 8x. I think there was an oldschool comedy music in the background aswell. Suddenly I'm standing in a ring at work, talking to six other guys. "What do you want us to do about all this nickel?" A guy asks my boss. I remember that I want to know what kind of metal the buttons on my jacket are made out of.

05.00: WBTB 10 minutes

08.15: Taxi's
I'm standing outside of my appartment building at the intersection. Behind me are two couples, and a third, much younger one arrives. Two taxi's appear and park on the sidewalk next to me with extreme skill. My friend Eric, his girlfriend Carro and Monica is about to enter one of them. The younger couple starts yelling about how they want the taxi, and atleast have their own music played. The girl is latino and I figure it's no use arguing. They usually get what they want. I give everyone a goodbye hug.

08.15: Crystaline cavern
I'm with my three friends G, Felix and Eric. We're standing on a dock looking out over the water. It's dusk, and I spot an awesome rainbow in a long natural tunnel out in the water. "Hey look! Take a picture before it goes away!" I say and points at it. G's trying to take a picture with his cellphone, but he messes it up. "God damnit, the sun reflected onto the lens" he says, trying to take another one. I can see the rainbow slowly going down into the water as the sun sets. "Aaw..." we all say simultaneously.

"Hey look!" Felix exclaims. The tunnel walls and roof seems to be covered in crystals. We walk up to the entrance somehow. The entire place is indeed covered in purple crystals, and they look amazing. Felix walks to the side of the tunnel, and finds a path behind the wall. My point of view is suddenly changed from where I am, to a point further down the path Felix just started taking. The pathway is very narrow and dark. It's got an eerie feel to it and I don't like it at all.

A few meters in, a figure suddenly leaps out from the dark and grabs Felix. He gets thrown to the ground, and I realise we've disturbed something evil. Felix quickly gets on his feet and starts running. My point of view is changed back to my original self. I am now really fat. We jump in the water and go off in different directions in panic. I go down the tunnel on a log and when I reach the end, I am at some kind of house. The evil beings are still after me and I find two sawed off, oldschool shotguns which pick up.

Walking around the house, I start to see red and black bugs on the wall. I try to shoot one of them, but nothing happens. I've got two shots in each shotgun and the reload time is painfully slow. "They indicate when they are near" something tells me. I spot a ghostly looking woman. Her long darkbrown hair stands out as if she's being electrified, and her eyes are almost completely white. I try to shoot her but once again nothing happens.

I run away as fast as I can, trying to reload my weapons. I end up on a bed in a room, waiting for her to come in. A second later she glides in. I empty the shotguns in her face, and pick up a sniper which I also try to shoot her with. No effect at all, it's like I'm shooting blanks. I just give up. I know I will die here, and I close my eyes so I don't have to see anything. I start to feel uncomfortable but soon the dream fades.

08.15: In China
I'm standing on a square in China. It's a sunny day and I've got some kind of guide with me. He's trying to teach me how to make money. "Let's trick a parking meter" he tells me and walks up to one. It looks weird, and I listen while he explains how to do it. You had to push a button which says: "White man in danger" and then cancel. I'm confused and gets a bit anxious to get caught. I take the silver coins and walk away. Behind a fence I spot a brown pokémon. It's brown and looks like a stupid cartoonish dog. 120.000 € it says on a sign.

I walk along the harbor, and remember that the food is cheap in China. I look at the closest restaurant. The prices range from 2€ to 12€. "Hmm that's not too bad" I think and continue walking. Clothing shops appear to my left, and they're packed with clothes. The storeclerks look at me like hungry dogs looking at a piece of steak. I enter a shopping mall and there are famous and rich people all around with their kids. All kids are twins for some reason, and they're wearing identical clothes. I shake my head and spot my dad. I tell him I'm about to buy some vitamins.

"That's some crap, you don't need supplements" he tells me. I walk away and enter the gym department. There are all kinds of strange machines in there, but I know I can't try any of them out because of my wrists. I see a few guys working them. I leave the place, and bump into my dad again. He's building a toy racing track with two german chicks. "Hey! Help us out will you?" one of them asks. I help them as much as I can, but there's not much space to build on. We finish the track and it ends up being very narrow and no more than five meters long.

I race with a green car and I win right away. The next ten minutes I try to race again from the top to the bottom. A crowd of people have gathered around, but for some reason I can't seem to get the cars in place. Some decoration is in the way, the cars won't stick to the track and wires are in the way. Finally when I count down, after an accidental jumpstart. It won't work. Everyone gets disappointed.

08.15: Fragments
*I'm at my grandma and grandpa's old house. There are toilets all around me. I think I took a shower...

*I'm talking to Monica, and show her all my dreams I've had. Ten of them. She thinks it's impressive.

*I'm looking at a row of different kinds of Pokémons. I want to catch them all now that I've caught one super rare one. I see a yellow car among them. I guess it's like in "Age of Empires" where you can summon laser stuff. My mom is worried about me.

10.00: Garrys mod
I'm watching Monica walk around in our house in Garry's Mod. She removes a drawer which has been put there to cover up a hole, to prevent people from stealing our stuff. She can't get it back, and a guy appears. She tries to kill him with it, but can't. I tell her to move over, and try to kill him. Her mouse sucks so bad, and I can't really aim with any weapons. We start fighting outside and I try to kill him with a rocket launcher. The missiles don't seem to do much damage, and I'm soon gunned down. I respawn and I get to kill a guy using throwing stars. I am soon killed again.

I respawn at a yellowish graveyard high up in the sky. I check my bearings and jump down where I know our house is. I land on the ground and starts walking. "Oh damn... they will steal everything we've got" I think. "Even the safe. Why do we have a safe? It doesn't have any purpose in this game right?".

10.00: Fragments
*My boss tells me I have to be moved to another working site. I'm worried about my wrists. "Don't worry, all you need is gloves. You'll be directing traffic" he tells me.

*I'm reading Monica's book. It's about a young baker apprentice in the 17th century. The girl works hard to become the best, and is praised after her first shift. "Well, that was your first shift, now you'll be walking home, smelling worse than everyone else for a change" the head chef tells her.

*My dad has just bought a large box of computer stuff for 50$. I open it up and I spot a small Qpad. "Wow this is high quality stuff" I tell him. I pick up a new mouse. It's orange and black, with a really strange, slim, deformed shape. I try it out. It feels actually very comfortable.

10.00: Wake up

Amount of sleep: 10 hours

Supplements before bed: 2 x Omega-3, 1 x Lucid Dreamer at WBTB

That's it! Sucky I didn't get lucid, but I will definitely get atleast two a week now during my two week break from work. Is gonna ROCK! Lucidity here I come. Also kinda annoying I had so many fragments last night, I don't like fragments. I want full blown dreams like the crystal cave one. Awesome.

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID NIGHTLY ADVENTURE

Good morning! Woke up with zero recall, and I was kinda disappointed. Then when I had breakfast two dreams came back to me, and one of them was very cool. Superpowers and whatnot. I almost got lucid, but didn't quite make it. I also have some memories of waking up, talking to my girlfriend. She took some notes.

21.15: Bedtime

22.19: Sleeptalking
I wake up, and I start speaking to Monica. "What are you waiting for?" Monica replies. "What?" "What are you waiting for" "What I am waiting for?" "Yeah..." "Nothing" I fall back asleep.

22.43: Sleeptalking
I wake up. "Summon something! Four meters of ceiling against the head, hurts like shit!"

05.15: Fragment
*I'm in a mall with my family. The entire first floor is filled with waist-deep water. I put on a pair of swimming goggles and dive under. The water is crystal clear and warm. The bottom is filled with small mussels and white and brown small seashells. I pick up a very cool one. I break the surface, and look around. No one is watching. I pocket the shell.

05.15: Who will become the next superhero?
I'm at the local supermarket and I'm in a big competition. A guy from work (David) shows up. I use some kind of mental power to steal his powerball. Peace of cake. I now have four. "Aww crap! I wanted Linus to have four, he's only got three" he tells me. I realise that all balls have been taken, and I can feel the energy radiating from them. I start running. Dodging food stands and jumping over small counters with food samples. I spot Linus and he smiles at me, he looks embarrassed. All red in his face. I keep on running.

Suddenly I've got rollerblades on, and my agility is incredible (for a dream). I spot a huge chocolate bar and I snatch it. Outside of the shop, I start stuffing my face with chocolate. I jam all I can into my mouth before I slam the thing on the ground. A little girl nearby gets startled, and her dad looks angrily at me. I don't care. I am going to become the champion. I walk out from the overhang, into the rain. It's pretty dark outside now, and I can see the silhouette of a huge mountain wall in the darkness. "The other guy is halfway up already" a voice tells me.

I realise I can fly up there and stretch out my arms. Nothing happens. I don't believe in it enough for it to work. "Oh well, I guess I'll have to climb then" I think and walk up to the ladder at the base of the wall, and start climbing. Almost at the top, a black guy appears and tries to shoot me with a gun. I quickly dodge and make him drop the gun. He brings out a sharp piece of flexible metal. Like a razorblade the size of a sword. I grab the blade and cut him in several places before he has a chance to react. Apparently this was all staged, and we had a deal on where I was going to cut. Unfortunately I had cut him in the wrong places. His thigh, stomach and face was bleeding from thin, long cuts. "Ouch! That was in the wrong place dude!" he whines.

05.15: Wake up

Amount of sleep: 8 hours

Supplements before bed: 200 ml applejuice, 2 x Omega-3

That's it! Almost lucid. I am going to try again tonight, but I will probably only get 7 hours of sleep. The "Constant Awareness" thingy is VERY hard. I have had awareness for a few hours total today, but hopefully it helps. I'm sure it will in the long run!

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!