Nom nom nom, Mmmattelicious...

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Good morning! Had a bunch of dreams last night but I only remember fragments at the moment.

22.45: Sleep

05.10: Fragments
*I've barricaded myself with a few other people inside a big mall. My sister's friend shows up outside of the glass doors and we let her in. She gives me a kiss on my cheek. I figure it's some new trend or whatever.

*I'm playing Call of Duty and the map is a snowy one. I kill several enemies who pop up and run away before more of them shows up. I spot a guy behind some trash and I take out my pistol. We both fire away but I end up winning.

*I'm at the local square and having a good time with a few friends of mine. We're all drinking beer and more people show up. I grab a few chairs and position them at our big table. My cousin shows up and he's gotten quite muscular. "Nice tits" I tell him. He laughs.

*I'm with an older man in his huge mansion. There are plants everywhere around us and he tells me it's a hobby of his. A younger man next to him seems to be his servant. "I want you to inherit it all" he tells me while laughing. He grabs a few documents from his servant and puts them in bottles. Apparently he's going to throw them in the sea so I can get them...

05.10: Wake up

Amount of sleep: 6 hours

Supplements: None

That's it!

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Good morning! I felt like I had to make up for lost dreamtime, so getting lucid and doing awesome things was on my schedule. After doing a WBTB I managed to do it. The mantra was: "I'm dreaming"

01.00: Sleep

07.00: WBTB 20 minutes

07.45: Fragment
*I'm showing my WoW characters to a coworker.

07.45: Using all senses MILD
I'm petting my mom's dog Igor at her house. "He's loyal as long as there's food" someone tells me, not sure if I heard it all in my head. I get up and walk out the door, it's freezing cold outside. I head towards the parkinglot and then decide to go back, it's too damn cold. I decide to do a RC. I count seven or more fingers. That can't be right... I recount them and this time I can't even keep track on which finger I am on. But it's too damn cold for it to be a lucid!

I need to stop thinking there are limits to a dream, I usually incorporate pain and cold in my RC's as I experience them daily, never in a dream. I have no particular task in my mind except stabilizing the dream with my senses. I grab a pinetree and smell the air. It's cold and doesn't smell much. I head back to the house and run my hand against a truck standing in the middle of the road. I find a snickers bar in my pocket and take a bite. It tastes like regular snickers.

I realise I've forgotten hearing and start singing "Land of down under". My sister Malin shows up and I throw the half-eaten snickers bar at her. It hits her head and I laugh happily. I'm behaving like a crazy man and I start singing on another random tune. I find some bark strips and throw them at her as she's going inside again. They all hit her head and we both laugh. I head towards the parkinglot again and spot some dog pee in the snow. I wonder if it would stabilize the dream if I ate some. Pushing the thought aside I remember a small village being ontop of a hill behind the forest infront of me. I start flying on the spot and go five or so meters up. I fly right into the thicket of pine trees. Everything becomes alot darker once in the forest and I start crawling up the hill, touching moss and pine needles.

My hoodie gets pulled over my eyes and everything goes black. I refuse to let the dream go and franticly try to get the dream back by imagining touching the forest floor. Suddenly I can see again, I'm still in the same place. I let the needles prickle my skin and I yell at myself to stabilize. It works great! I start climbing once again and after a minute or so of climbing, I can see the top. The trees all change into something more fitting a warmer country. Gravity seems to be weaker but I don't care. I'm in no hurry and I jump from rock to rock as I climb higher.

After what seems like forever I reach the top. I'm standing on a flat mountain overlooking a huge forest. There's a broad dirt road going through the top of the mountain and I spot several houses further down the road. I start walking and check my pockets once again and find a lighter. I fill my hand with gas and light it. A small fireball stings my hand but I ignore the feeling. I remember trying to play around with fire but always failing back in the days. I make a fist-sized flame appear in my hand. I watch it flicker for a second before I reach out with my hand towards the first building in line. The small metal chimney in the middle of the roof (which has an inwards tilt) starts burning. I light another fire in my hand and stretch it out at a wooden house further away. The house starts burning like a torch instantly.



I am satisfied, but not entirely. How about having some dream sex for once? The road ends up ahead infront of two houses. It's getting darker and I intend to get laid. I walk towards the building on my right and look at it. It's completely dark inside, but I force the dream by imagining someone being at home. A few meters away I see blue light which must be coming from a TV on the top floor.

I enter the dark house and head up the winding stairs infront of me, silent as a ghost. There seems to be two rooms on the top floor and the left door is slightly open. I push it open and TV light illuminates the room. A girl in her twenties is sleeping in a bed with a blanket over her body, she's very cute. I start removing my clothes silently. The dream feels stable enough still and I can feel my pulse quickening. I don't intend to do anything she doesn't want to, but I know she will be willing anyways, it's just a dream. I try to remove my pants but they get stuck at my ankles. I struggle to get them off for a second. BAM! Awake.

10.00: Fishing
I'm watching a movie where my friend Jonas catches a pike. He's in rather shallow water and there's a crowd of people standing on the shore cheering him on. He gets it out of the water and heads up to the dock. I walk up to him (apparently in the movie myself now) and congratulate him on his first pike. My brother Martin shows up and his friend. They start arguing and I spot a plastic tub with dead fish in. I weigh them each in my hand, all of them spiky. My brother seems to have caught quite alot today I think for myself. It's time for us to go fishing. I head out in the water and Jonas shows up with a strange, pink flower on the hook. "Look what I caught!" he tells me excitedly. "Put it back before anyone sees you! That's just a plant dummy" I tell him and worry about how the crowd would react.

He gets disappointed but throws it away. We swim further out and soon a few more friends appear. Jonas wants to fish for more plants but I tell him that's a bad idea. I feel like swimming under water and head down a few meters then swim like a fish for as long as I can. When I break the surface again I'm at the mouth of a river. I feel dizzy and have to take huge breaths. The rest of the group catches up with me.

10.00: LHC-Nuke
I'm at my computer. My old computer is hooked up to my new one and I'm trying to play some game through the new one on the old one. I get bluescreen and it's really messed up. Suddenly I'm playing a new Battlefield game. I'm in a tank and I'm blasting away. The tank has some new kind of missiles that doesn't explode right away but sticks to the target for a second or two first. I eliminate an entire camp with my tank and soon I'm left with nothing to destroy. I have two missiles left though and I wonder if I could shoot one out into the sky and make it blow up. I rightclick and then hold both buttons. The missile gets controlled for a while before it blows up on the sky.

Suddenly I'm ingame. A bunch of friends and Monica are there. I shoot the last missile up into the sky and it explodes, a shockwave rips through the sky and change position of all clouds. "Look! Isn't it awesome?" I ask Victor. He doesn't really care. The shockwave doesn't go away right away but keeps on rippling through the sky. Another blast gets my attention. I see a bright light over town and realise this is the day they're launching the new LHC. I can see an enormous rocket being lifted to an upright position. It must be several km away. "What should we do?" I ask everyone. I suggest we split up, I want to play some computer games with G. "I don't even like you, I never have haha!" he tells me. Wtf? I'm hurt and take off on my bike. I go up on a hill and turn around to see if Monica's following me, she's not.

A few people show up and they're whistling. I can't do that, would make her seem like some kind of dog. Another loud blast sounds, this time much louder. A bright light appears on the sky and it's quite beautiful. I go down the hill again at great speed. A car almost hits me and at an intersection I break with the entire bike. I slide in the snow for a while before stopping. "Babe!" someone yells behind me. Monica appears on her bike and she falls into the snow. She's crying out loud and got snot all over her face. Poor thing I think as I comfort her. I left her all alone when it's night out. I'm such a bastard.

10.00: Fragments
*I'm visiting a doctor for my wrists. "Anything that's wrong with you?" she asks me. "Well, not now but I'm always hurting somewhere" I tell her.

*I'm at work and telling a few coworkers about my lucid dream I just had. They laugh and shake their heads and laugh as usual, but when I come to the sex part they actually listen, before I tell them nothing happened. HAH!

10.30: Wake up

Amount of sleep: 9½ hours

Supplements: None

That's it! Quite a cool night. The lucid was pretty sweet as I was bouncing around like I was on the moon the second part of it all. I guess I did a DEILD and induced the same place successfully. That was probably the longest lucid I've had to date.

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Good morning! I was so tired this mornign that I didn't even care to recall any dreams at all. All I've got left is a fragment of the last dream.

23.00: Sleep

10.00: Fragment
*I'm in a hospital and I'm watching some guy getting a tube shoved down his throat to remove liquid which is slowly filling his lungs up. I can see the tube going in and draining the lungs on a monitor.

10.00: Wake up

Amount of sleep: 11 hours

Supplements: None

That's it!

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Good morning! Had one random dream last night.

22.00: Sleep

05.10: Fragment
*I'm a part of some random society. Like we're some primitive race or something. Raspberries keep rolling down the street going through our village. I get a brilliant idea and pick up a hockey stick. I catch the bouncing berries with it. People are amazed and we can eat again. They cheer. Dream skip. I'm talking to Eric in a store. He's about to go try some pillows with his girlfriend and I tell him he can get a ride from my dad who just entered the store.

05.10: Wake up

Amount of sleep: 7 hours

Supplements: None

That's it! Random I know. I'm not so sure I'll be having a lucid tomorrow, a few beers might be in my system by then, oh well.

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Good morning! Finally some recall. I haven't recalled more than a few fragments during the week. Too little sleep and stress. I slept way too little last night aswell, but strangely I recalled three dreams when I woke up.

22.20: Sleep

05.10: Random dreams
*I'm at work. My friend Jonas is there and we're talking about WoW. He's giving it up once again he tells me. I start walking and I spot a magazine in the snow. I pick it up and another one. My sisters are trying on some kind of tights up ahead and I walk up to them. I avert my eyes and hand them the magazines.

*I'm eating a cheeseburger with Snusknicke from work. They are delicious and I finish mine in no time. I get up to go buy another one from the kiosk across the grass. The girl in the kiosk tells me they're only eighteen crowns. Must be some kind of mistake I think and try to pay with my card. It's malfunctioning, but soon I have paid her. I head back and a rich lady with her black poodle walks towards me. The poodle has a blindfold and earplugs. "Only her sense of touch is exposed to the world" she tells me. Apparently a precious, delicate pet from a noble-woman can't be exposed to the world's filth.

*I'm with a comedian. We head inside a white mansion and crash a dinner party. The comedian yells at everyone and grabs a plate of salmon. "We're stealing this shit!" he yells, his face going red. Everyone laughs and thinks it's a part of the act. I grab a platter of potatoes and we start run. The guards of the place realises it's not an act and starts chasing us. We head out the door and I start running up a mountain. The comedian gets caught and keeps yelling weird things.

I refuse to get caught and run from all the people chasing me. At the top of the mountain there's no where to go, except into a thicket of branches further down. I jump down and grab onto the sinewy, swamp-like branches to dampen my fall. I hit the ground unscathed, and run out onto a field. Suddenly we're playing some kind of game. Five of them are on the other side, and I have to write something in the grass with my stick.

They start running towards me and I quickly write: "Dick" on the ground. They have to run back and start all over again, in the meanwhile I have to run the opposite direction. We repeat this a few times, every word I write it something obscene. The last word "Turd" is written in time, but one guy still grabs my ankle. "Hey that's cheating!" I say and some other guy explains to me how the square I was standing in made it legal. It's a white square and I start hearing bird song. My alarm...

05.10: Wake up

Amount of sleep: 7 hours

Supplements: None

That's it! Fun dreams, hopefully I'll have a lucid or two this weekend so I can practice some.

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID FALSE AWAKENING

Good morning! I just had one of the most memorable nights of my life. I had a terrible nightmare, which affected all other dreams. Luckily it was only a dream. The other dreams were kinda cool and even got lucid.

22.45: Sleep

05.30: R.I.P Felix
I'm out with a few guys in town. We're joking around and drinking alot. I take a piss at the curb with Henrik. He tells me about a forum in which his friend posted something. He shows me the post, it's very sad and sounds like a suicide letter.

Dream skips to the next day. I wake up. I get on facebook and check out what's going on. My friend Felix seems to be getting alot of posts for some reason and I check out his wall. Almost twenty people has liked his status, which is something about not being amongst us anymore. I realise he's dead. He killed himself last night his twin brother tells everyone. I'm horror struck, I feel like crying but I have to force the few tears to come. I must be in shock. I lock myself in my room in the house we grew up in. My aunt and her husband enters the room and I wonder where they have been. "We've been sick for weeks! As soon as one of us got better, the other one just gave the disease back" she tells me with a smile.

She's alot thinner now than before I notice. "What kind of disease was it?" I ask. "Oh just stomach flu". I hate that disease with all of my heart and I cover my mouth up. "Get away from me!" I yell and begin to sob again. I run out of the house into the rain. I sit down behind a pool covered in plastic and hold my head for a while. It hurts. After a minute or so I decide to get up and walk back in. I remember my mom telling me something. "For every smile you make, you get points". I force a smile on my face, she only wants what's best for me. My mom greets me in the living room. She starts talking about pyjamas and how we could dress up in those and run around and rescue people like super heroes. I smile again. What's wrong with me? Why can't I just deal with it and move on? It's like I've become retarded.

Dream skips. I'm out talking a walk to clear my mind. Suddenly my cellphone rings and I pick it up. "Felix cell". No way! He's dead! Or was it some tasteless joke?. I pick up. "Hello?". "Hey man, it's Felix". I am relieved to the point of tears. "I am dead, I'm calling from the other side". What the fuck? "It was all a stupid mistake, a drunken mistake" he tells me. I begin to cry. This time the tears come for real. "You guys will have to be there when they divide my stuff up, heh, my sister has already packed twenty one bags". Apparently they were going to move after what had happened. I cry even more, my whole body shakes and I'm crying out loud.

05.30: WBTB 15 minutes

06.30: Fragment
*I'm at the local pub. A few old classmates are there with me and I ask for a beer. "You can lend one" one of them tells me. "Yeah I know, I already owe you a beer from last time, my memory is pretty good" I tell him and accept the can of beer. I take a sip. "You know, my friend killed himself last night" I tell them. Everyone's quiet. "Felix... dead" I say. People don't know how to react. "Not a very fun fact, but I thought you should know incase you're wondering why I'm acting strange".

06.30: Bright lucid MILD
I'm in the back of a full bus. We take a left turn and I realise I'm dreaming. I want to get off the bus to have some fun. I push the button and I imagine the busdriver pulling the bus over at the curb. It stops and I grab a girl's breast before getting out. Perhaps she will follow and we can have some dreamsex?. The doors close and the bus takes off. I look around and it's a warm, very bright summer day. I seem to be in the middle of an intersection between two huge fields. I rub my hands to make the dream more vivid. A car goes past me. What to do? I look at the car which has almost disappeared around the corner.

I lift my hand up and the car goes up with it. I make a small pushing motion and the car flies off into the distant. Two more cars appear and I lift them up as they reach me. I shoot them out into space using both my hands, going in two different directions. Sweet, sweet power! I feel like doing something crazy. I take off all my clothes and stand there butt naked. I start peeing on the street. I hope with all my heart that my bladder isn't really emptying itself. A whole bunch of cars shows up. I count six of them as they close up, all volvo's. Time to practice multiple control! I manage to lift five of them up, but drop one. I hold the other four ten meters above ground, and I make them spin around eachother.

I release them at the same time and watch as they all crash in all directions. It's quite amazing how realistic it all looks when you don't interfere I think as one car crashes into a tree and slams into the ground, glass and debris going in all directions. I rub my hands again and turn around toward the third road. Suddenly my face feels funny, like I'm having a stroke. I can't move my mouth and my head feels heavy. Oh shit, gotta stabilize! I rub my hands and focus on the ground. "Stabilize!" I yell and begin to sing some random song. I refuse to let the dream go and soon I can stand up again. Sweet, I stabilized it. What else to do? I feel like flying. I run and jump, and it's like I've got a broken rocketpack on my back. I smack into the ground first and tumble around before I start to rise. I fly into the forest the car crashed into, I can feel pines prickling my face.

I start to feel my body and I'm moving my fingers. I decide to DEILD and lie completely still. A few seconds later I hear a loud screeching sound and wind blowing in my ears. My arms (which I'm lying on) starts to cramp. My hands and fingers starts to curl up. I ignore it all and try to visualize a mountaintop. I soon lose focus. I can see Dr. House. "Visualize! Don't just think about it!" he yells at a patient. Cuddy starts talking in Spanish. "What does it mean?" House asks. A patient had said what she repeated. "It's about their deathgod, he cursed himself" Great idea for an episode don't you think? I wake up and write down my dreams. I realise this is my second lucid tonight. I can't seem to write properly. I wake up for real. Damn FA's!

08.00: Football
I'm watching some people playing American football. Apparently this is what the guy who killed himself did before he died. I spot the guy, a friend of Henrik. Everyone's got foam on their bodies for some reason. A whistle sounds and people are about to switch sides. I stay on the defending team and try to position the ball over the small plastic holder for punting. I can't get it right and struggle with it for a long time. Some random guy walks up to me and hands me a home-made rocket. "Just connect the wire to that thing" he tells me. I put a small electric wire into a socket and the rocket takes off. It goes straight towards a building and explodes just outside of a window. I spot a small ball of shockwave going towards us, it's like something almost invisible.

09.30: Demoted
I'm with some evil girlfriend. I mean really evil. I've been sick for the past few weeks, and she hasn't let me get on DV! I am finally allowed to though, and I log in. I have been demoted! I check the chatlogs and see that PercyLucid kicked me from the chat because I had somethign called: "Matebot" or something. Weird. I check the "DG Away" thread, and people had asked alot of questions about where I was. I start to write a DJ entry about where I was and why. Stupid evil girlfriend! I wonder why the hell I allow someone so small control me so much.

09.30: Wake up

Amount of sleep: 10 hours

Supplements: None

That's it! I haven't cried like that in all my adult life. Fascinating what the mind can do huh? Oh well, I'm glad I had it, even though it was very emotional at the time, it was only a dream and an amazing experience. Nightmares always are! I refused to let the nightmare be the only thing I had during the night, and even though I usually don't get lucid more than once every weekend, I felt like I deserved to become lucid after what I've gone through.

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Good morning! Had a bunch of weird dreams last night. Most of them were kinda dark.

23.00: Sleep

05.10: WBTB 10 minutes

07.30: Paint store
I'm in a paint store, and I'm trying to return some paint I bought earlier, I'm looking for some "Warhammer 40k" paint. "Oh but we have those" the woman tells me. She brings out a set of paint jars. "It's 179 kr though, so it's more expensive" she tells me. I don't care, I want it still. I buy the thing and get out of there. Suddenly I realise I want to return some candy I got from there. A small bag of nut cream, which was spoiled. I show it to them and spit it out in the trash. They all apologise and hand me a whole bunch of new bags. I get out of the store. A whole crowd of elderly women have gathered and are doing some kind of march to lose some weight. I show them the bags.

07.30: Noise upstairs MILD
I'm sitting at a table with my friend G. We're at his house and we're all alone. Suddenly I can hear a soft thud coming from upstairs. I look up at the ceiling and a second thud sounds. I look at G. "Omg, someone's upstairs" I say. We freak out a little bit. A third and much louder thud sounds and we get up. "Grab some knives!" I tell him and run into the kitchen. I grab three long chef's knives and hand G two of them. I take a smaller one with one of the big ones.

My blood is pumping from excitement and fear. We start walking up the stairs and I can hear a blowing sound. At the top I spot a hole in the roof, and the wind is blowing in at incredible force. I pick up the board that has blown off and try to shut the hole tight. It's very hard work, and the wind is screaming in my ears. "Nail it shut!" I yell at G who takes a tiny nailgun and starts shooting nails into it. They're too small though, and the board keeps flying away. After a while there's nothing left to fasten it in, so we give up and start to laugh.

Dream skip. I'm outside of the house. There's a container with a shower in it and I'm showering away. I sing some random song while doing it. I realise I don't have any shampoo. I get out of it and cross the muddy yard, butt naked. Henrik (who apparently lived there now) shows up. "Hey dude" I tell him and grab my shampoo. I walk towards the container again, it seems to be raining but it's just water from the shower.

I realise I'm dreaming. I look down at my hand and I count six fingers. It looks almost just like it should, but I'm sure I'm dreaming after memory checking. "Hey Henrik! Come on, this dream will probably end soon" I shout. "What dream?" he asks me. "This dream, we're dreaming" I say and decide to give up trying to convince him, stupid DC. I start walking away. "Oh yeah I know, wait up" he tells me. Suddenly my vision starts to narrow down. I can only see the ground and my own feet. I try to remain in the dream by focusing on my senses. I imagine standing on a snowboard and that I'm going down a hill on snow. It works! My vision snaps back up in place and I see a bright light. It's just the wall in my room.

11.00: Assgrab
I'm at G's house once again. I'm there with my friend Eric's old girlfriend, Connie. I don't know why, but she positions herself ontop of me. I start grabbing her ass. I feel it for a minute or so, then she gets off. Monica comes back from the store and puts a bag of candy on the table. "I bought it from the lady in the red dress. She said "Bonjour" when I entered" she tells me and giggles. Eric shows up and I show him a math problem on my computer.

11.00: Fragments
*I'm running across country with my brother Morgan. I think we're playing wow.

*I spot Monica's sister in a crowd.

*Something about two very rich old men.

Amount of sleep: 11½ hours

Supplements: None

That's it! I want my super good recall back... I miss having 10 dreams a night. Oh well, it'll come!

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Good morning! Had a long dream last night, but I can't remember much of it.

21.30: Sleep

05.10: Fragment
*I'm running with a few guys from work. We arrive at a large field with some people playing baseball on. I try to catch the ball but I fail. I continue on running, as fast as I can. A beach appears infront of me and I jump and land in the sand. My mom's there and she asks me if my feet hurt. The sand is very hot and so is my feet.

05.10: Wake up

Amount of sleep: 7½ hours

Supplements: None

That's it! Tomorrow I'll get lucid.

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Good morning! I'm removing a part of the title, and I also didn't expect very much from last night. Did have a few dreams though, and I'm satisified with what I dreamt.

21.50: Sleep

05.10: Matte on ice
I'm playing hockey with a bunch of guys. Peter Forsberg is on the other team. "You'll get it" I tell him jokingly. He bumps into me and I can tell he's rock solid. I'm screwed if he decides to bring me down. The game ends and we start to talk. "I can't do anything, except skate well" I tell him and start spinning around and going backwards on the ice. I make small V's in the ice, and he mimicks me, only his V's are much nicer. We're on some kind of lake and it's night out. I fall and check out the ice closer up. "There is ice crystals and symbols all over the ice" I say and point at it. It's quite cool.

We skate around for a while more, and end up by a small hill. He goes up it with ease, but I don't make it. A girl comes crashing down the hill. and I dodge her. A coworker shows up, he starts talking to a crowd that suddenly appeared, about some keys. "Someone left their key in the snow, and he won't get another one" he tells them, and looks at me. I remember putting the key in the snow, damn. "92% of the people has their keys still, bla bla bla bla". I get out of there and I'm quite annoyed at this point. The crowd turns into a fantasy party of people, and the leader tells us it's time to go.

05.10: Fragments
*I'm having a fight with my dad and my mom. "I'm both physically, and mentally exhausted!" I yell at them. "I can barely do anything when I get home". They don't seem to listen to me. I decide to fall just like that backwards, and smack my head on the floor, hard. I lie there for a while.

*I'm watching a map. It's got some info about spices and the spice I'm looking at is only located at a small island. I try to locate where it is, and find the equator. It's just above Italy. I'm confused.

05.10: Wake up

Amount of sleep: 7 hours

Supplements: None

That's it! Sweet.

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Good morning! Day two of the "Month le natural", and I had a few interesting dreams last night. Small adventures, no lucid though.

21.00: Sleep

04.10: My uncle's children
I'm on a bus with a few coworkers. "You gotta be jealous of me" one of them tells me. "I mean because I can do all physical things, but you can't". "Yeah I am, I can't even hit back if I'm being attacked because of my damn wrists..." I say and make my eyes glossy for maximum empathic effect. We arrive at a house and I follow a guy in. I recognise the place, and the woman who greets us, but I'm not sure from where. I get startled as a few animals runs past me. I look around and see alot of chickens. A white duck shows up. "That one has killed over a hundred eggs, he's a real egg-killer" the woman tells me.

I walk around a bit and spot my uncle in a room. The door has been covered with a board to keep something small in. I walk over it and spot three beige puppies. "Oh, so my mom hasn't sold them yet?" I ask and kneel to take a closer look. I lift one of them up, it has transformed into a baby. He seems to like me and giggles. I hand him to my uncle, who looks very worn out. The next one starts crying as soon as I lift him up, and the third one aswell. All of them look the same, my uncle's triplets.

04.10: Fragments
*I'm with Monica and another person. She's trying on different dresses, none looks good though. She finds a beige one and tries it on. It looks amazing. There's a gap that shows her abs, and a long one down her back. She can't stand it though and complains about it being too tight, soon it lies on the floor. I've got a green coat or something on, and I jump with it and flutter the cloak. "I'm batman" I say in a hoarse voice. No one laughs at all, hmm, weird.

*I'm drinking blood orange juice. It tastes great! I think of my coworker "Krull". He usually has juice like this.

05.10: Offlimit
I'm with two guys, Dennis from work and some other dude. We're in the middle of some warehouse street, and infront of us is a border. A guard is guarding it with a machinegun. The random dude decides to try to cross the border. The guard quickly guns him down. I take a closer look and to my surprise it's my childhood friend's mother. She gives me a grin, showing all her teeth. Suddenly Dennis runs across the border and she tries to shoot him down, but she fails. Dropping the gun, she pursues him on some weird vehicle. I pick the gun up and shoot the remaining shots at her.

I hit her full on in the head with several bursts, but nothing happens. She has the important part of the gun. I run after them and walks around the area for some time. I bump into the guard again and I hand the gun over. "Thank you" she tells me. Suddenly I hear something behind the building we're standing infront of. I run to the back of it and arrive at a stream. Dennis is on the other side. "You lose! You can't cross the borders in this game, that's against the rules" I tell him.

05.10: Wake up

Amount of sleep: 8 hours

Supplements: None

That's it! Woop woop.

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Good morning! Had a very random, but cool dream last night. Here goes.

23.10: Sleep

04.50: Arrested
I'm sitting at a table at some restaurant. I'm eating the buffet and my plate is loaded with different kinds of food. I glance at the newspaper and I spot a picture of my friend G and his two friends. "Suspected for selling narcotics". They were sitting in the same restaurant when the picture was taken. I get up and grab some fruit from a cart. I notice a weird-looking guy following me. He puts food on a plate and pretends to mind his own business. The thing is that I recognise him from earlier, and soon enough a second guy shows up. I get back to my seat and continue eating. "Damn I'm almost full, I'm never going to be able to finish this" I think and worry about the guys being after me for putting too much on my plate. I get up again and bring the fruit with me.

I put the few bananas and the kiwi's back on the cart when one of the guys walk up to me from behind. "Stop! Don't move a muscle" he yells behind my back, pointing a gun at my head. I drop a kiwi on the floor and pick up again, it's a bit soft now. I put it back. "Good, that's sensible" the other one tells me. I put my hands slowly to the back of my head. A helicopter shows up with a sniper leaning out of its door. "Isn't this a bit over the top?" I ask. They grab me and walk me to the line of people waiting for food. They start asking me questions about my hobby. "I've got lucid dreaming as a hobby" I tell them. As soon as I say something, they look away and shake their heads. "What?" I ask. Once again they shake their heads, like I'm saying something completely different.

"You're insane" one of them blurts out. "What? Am I schizophrenic or what?" I ask. "Everytime I talk, can you guys hear a small man talking?". I'm confused. "Is this how it feels to be schizo? I don't even know what I'm saying, or remember saying anything at all. When does my personality change?" I think for myself. Suddenly there's commotion in the line. "A flight is available! Important passengers first" a flight attendant calls out. "Sweet, I get to go on the flight before all the rest" I think and people all around me are pissed. "You damn thief!" a woman throws at me, along with some food. I start walking towards the gate, two more people joins us. I realise we're all top priority prisoners.

I recognise one of them as an old neighbour. "Hey! What are you in for?" I ask him. "I'm just going home to my mom who lives further south" he tells me. We walk for a minute or so and alot of other people show up. A few young girls appear ahead of me, we're all going to the same party. The cop who had me in custody are gone. I check out the girls, they look very nice and I run up ahead. A house appears and I get in. I spot my friend G, and some rastafari dude I don't know. He hands me a beer and I get the feeling I used to work with him, he aks me how many people are coming. "Around fifteen, twenty perhaps" I say.

G is high, and starts talking about a bag of drugs lying on the floor. "That's Dante's drugs, he smokes pure caffeine. It's strong as hell". I finish my bear and head back out again. There's a big party going on and I'm handed a glass of clear liquid. Someone tells me it's PCP and LSD combined.

04.50: Wake up

Amount of sleep: 5½ hours

Supplements: 2 x Omega-3

That's it! A very long and random dream for such a short night. Starting tomorrow, I'm not going to take supplements for a whole month. I want to see how much my recall is affected, and how many lucids I can get. I'm sure it's all about dedication and time spent thinking about lucid dreaming, but I'm sure it's going to be interesting.

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Good morning! Intended to do an early WBTB after six hours of sleep, but lazy as I am, I failed. I swallowed a G+C pill around eight, which was a bad move since I couldn't fall back asleep after my first dream. Don't use Galantamine after 6 hours of sleep!

23.45: Sleep

08.00: Groping woman
I'm sitting by a bench in some kind of theatre. Monica's there with me and an older woman approaches me. I just recently had to push away some other girl who tried to grab my junk. I'm half-hard for some reason, and the woman leans over me, distracts me by talking and grabs my junk through my jacket. When she notices it's already half-ready she smiles at me and gives it a few tugs. The betraying bastard likes it and we both get up and I start picking up my stuff. I stuff away my mathbook in my bag all the while talking to Monica, hinting of what just happened. She is clueless though and I decide to tell her later.

We exit the building and my family shows up. Walking down the street, I realise we must be in another country. Not too different from Sweden though, but it's hot and sunny out and the buildings looks different. My mom spots a famous TV actor and nudges me in the side. I don't care for famous people. Our king and queen shows up a few seconds later. He looks at me for a second or two, now that's something cooler. Their daughter Victoria, and heir of the throne, is having her poodle trimmed by the sidewalk. Its fur is amazingly soft and perfect. It's grey and silver and I can't resist touching it. As soon as I do I realise I can't do that and walk away.

We head out in traffic and Morgan almost gets hit by a car. We start yelling at him and he tells me that no one in the family likes him. "Ofcourse we do" I tell him and comfort him for a while. He's quite sad, so I bring up a few cashew nuts. I break them apart and make him some "vampire" teeth. "Grrrrrr!" I say to cheer him up and hand them to him. He puts them in his mouth and growls at me.

09.00: Survival in the bathroom
I'm in a bathroom with Monica and my brother Martin. There's an open hatch in the corner of the room, and I expect an alien to come up from there any minute. I've got a strange gun that looks just like the gun in the movie "Existenz" only it's black. I aim it at the dark corner. Suddenly I see movement and I fire off a few shots; teeth in some creamy sauce (?). I miss whatever's coming up though, and soon I realise why. A scarab crawls up through the hole. I try to kill it by stomping on it. "Don't worry about that one" Monica tells me. "How the hell can you not worry about a bug like that?" I wonder. All of a sudden a black shadow emerges from the hole, and pounces at us with a screech. I fire away with my gun and must have hit the creature. It falls to the ground and goes unconscious. It's an alien from the movie "Alien" only alot smaller.


I jump on its back and grab its arms. "Wake him up" I tell Monica. She wakes the creature up and it starts to struggle. "Either you relax and join us, or I'll never let you go" I tell it. "Okay, I'll join you" it tells us in a very human voice. "Fine, no tricks now or I'll kill you" I tell it and release it gently. I expect it to bound up and rip us apart, but it doesn't. It's on our side now, and will help us survive this place. The bathroom door starts to move and I run over there and hold the handle up with all my might. Something on the other side wants to get in. I have given the gun to Monica, but I still open the door. I spot a small naked child outside. I drag him into safety.

The alien morphs all of a sudden, and becomes a human boy with red cheeks. "Hand me the gun" I tell Monica. She hands it to me, but it's a normal gun now. "You know, some people bring other weapons into this, but not us, we use whatever we find" I say and look at my brother who smiles at me. The gun is kinda useless as it is, and I intend to make it into the "Existenz gun" again, I know what I have to do. I start licking the thing, my saliva going everywhere. I have to get the gun as moist as possible for it to morph. It starts to do just that in seconds, and I continue drooling all over the thing. The door starts to shake once again and I'm out of time. My uncle opens it. "What are you doing?" he asks us. His eyes are all red, like he's been drinking too much. I know he's one of the bad guys, but I have to pretend for now.

"Nothing" I tell him and we exit the bathroom atlast. I'm in G's mom's house, and there's christmas decorations all over the place. "Wow this is neat and tidy" I think. I didn't expect it to be this clean after what we've gone through in the bathroom. All my relatives are there and they're all celebrating christmas or something. The game is still on though, but if I start claiming my uncle is evil and wants to kill us, we will be rediculed. One person knows what's going on though, my brother. I grab him and start walking out the door, "we have to talk" I tell him. My cousin's dad suspects something and follows us.

We start playing football and he joins us. At the same time we throw something to eachother. He runs around and tries to catch it and steal the ball. I fall in some bushes and get stuck. A huge chocolate, ice cream birthday cake, the size of a small pool is up on the porch. My mom falls in it and all the kids starts taking pieces of the cake. Morgan grabs a piece the size of a football. "Morgan! Who told you you could take cake?" I ask him. He puts the piece back. My other cousin's dad shows up, the one throwing the party. "Where's Michael and Marcus?" I ask him. "Michael's watching boxing, and Marcus just put in a sausage in the oven, he's upstairs" he tells me. Ah, makes sense.

09.00: Wake up

Amount of sleep: 8 hours

Supplements: 2 x Omega-3, 200 ml applejuice, 1 x Lucid Dreamer at 08.00

That's it! Sadly I didn't get lucid, but I'm fine aslong as I get lucid once a week. This is the last time I take a G+C pill just like that. Henceforth I'm going to plan it ahead, and really know I will get lucid. Also NEVER take it after 6 hours of sleep. I might get one long dream but if I even move when I wake up after it, I won't be able to go back to sleep. Oh, G+C nightmares are kickass!

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Good morning! Got my beauty sleep last night, and even though I didn't try hardcore to recall or get lucid, I had a few dreams and a small lucid. Did some mantras before I fell asleep. I didn't have any goals in my mind, and I'm starting to see the importance of that. When I don't have anything to strive for in a lucid, I wake up.

23.00: Sleep

10.30: Working at the beach MILD
I'm sitting on a bus on my way home. A drunk sits down next to me and starts talking about a beach. I recognise the name and realise he's talking about my work. "Yeah I worked on that beach, fixing it up" I say. Someone infront of me turns around and starts asking me questions. I answer them and they're all curious to what the next job is. I smile and is not sure if I can tell them. "Come on tell us!" another person says. I explain how I cleaned up two beaches, and all of a sudden, I'm there. I look around. Monica's with me and we're walking towards the water. It's warm and I notice how clean the bottom is. Further up where the water level is higher, I can see branches and all kinds of black mud on the bottom. Monica swims out and I start swimming under water. I can breathe.

I turn lucid. I swim up to Monica and try to convince her this is a dream. "Try to breathe under water" I tell her. "I can't!" "Yes you can, just pinch your nose and breathe, you'll see" I say. I start jumping around on the bottom. The gravity is alot weaker, like on the moon and I jump from branch to branch. I start wondering if Monica would remember this when she woke up, that would amazing. We fool around for a few more seconds before she suddenly stiffens. She jerks two times before she disappears. "Oh, she woke up" I think.

10.30: Math nightmare
I'm in a newly constructed building with a friend of my sister. "Let's get up on the roof" I tell her. We start climbing stairs and after a while we reach the top. I see a dark room with the beginning of a stonebridge visible. I don't know why, but I feel like I have to go over it. I start walking on the bridge, but where the light ends, I don't dare to walk. I start crawling and hold my arms out to feel the edges. They're very close. "Shine a path for me with your flashlight" I tell the girl. "Okay" she replies but no light comes. I start to feel dizzy and it's very frightening.

I wake up in math class. "Fuck me!" I yell out loud. It takes a while for me to realise that my teacher had somehow induced that dream. I was the only one who had it done to me though. A girl infront of me has the same headphones on as I do, and she's playing some songs from "Pulsedriver" very loud. "Alright I've taken a look at your tests" our teacher tells us and starts handing them out. When she comes to me I point out that I answered wrong right away. "Yes, but other than that you got a full score" she tells me. I start looking at the test. I spot several errors, and retarded questions I have no idea I didn't even get. "How do you masturbate?" Wtf? An old Turkish man comes up to me, a teacher aswell or something, and he starts talking to me. I don't really get what he's saying. I realise that I've got more than half the answers wrong on the test. I feel crappy as hell.

10.30: Fragments
*An old classmate of mine tells us how he achieved his dream. "I wanted to become a math scientist, and I succeeded". I can't believe he did it, he was an idiot.

*Monica comes home, and I want to have sex with her.

*I'm playing Warhammer Online and I'm in Undercity. I compare it to WoW, and it looks cooler. Some strange machine is on loop, and is cutting the heads off of characters.

*I'm watching old photos of my mom and my uncle. They are swimming and my grandpa and grandma is in floating chairs. They are all scowling for some reason.

10.30: Wake up

Amount of sleep: 11 hours

Supplements: 2 x Omega-3, 200 ml applejuice

That's it! Nothing special, but atleast something compared to my crappy week. Only had fragments all week. Oh well!

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Good morning! Actually I'm tired and cranky. It's "sleep night" tonight, but to be honest I don't expect anything. Oh well, Friday will probably be here in a jiffy.

22.40: Sleep

04.50: Fragment
*I'm talking to a therapist. She's telling me to think about how I walk, and to keep my feet straight. "Yeah I've practiced walking straight for a very long time now, I almost do it without thinking" I tell her. "But I still have to work on my pose" I say. "Do you want to have a few walking lessons later?" she asks me. "Uhm no. I can walk by myself" I tell her and walk away.

04.50: Wake up

Amount of sleep: 6 hours

Supplements: 2 x Omega-3

That's it! Yay.

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Good morning! I kinda failed my WBTB this morning, fell asleep again and woke up a few hours later. I figured I still had time for the G+C combo, and even though it worked, I couldn't fall back asleep afterwards. The lucid was a fun one though, so I don't mind!

00.15: Sleep

05.55: Crazy elevator ride
I'm in an elevator with a black guy. He's got a glock and I realise he's going to shoot someone. The doors open and he kills two people instantly. The doors close and we go to the next floor. Rinse and repeat. I press myself to the corner of the elevator to not get hit. The doors open once again and this time the two people don't go down in a second. They are pumped full of lead and blood gets everywhere. The doors close. We go down a level and when they open again. Two guys rush in with guns pointing at our heads. The guy I'm with drops the glock and I pick it up. "You think you're fast enough for me?" one of the guys ask. I draw and shoot two shots in an instant. Nothing happens though, and it's like I was shooting blanks, but we all knew I would. "Haha see? It's as fast as a doubleclick with the mouse" I say and they all agree that I'm fast.

05.55: Fragment
*I'm at some appartment complex. A few old people have just moved in next door, and some guy really wants their appartment. He begs and almost starts crying. I spot a river full of colourful pieces of glass. I pick a blue one up and head towards the nice pond in the middle of the place.

07.20: WBTB 10 minutes

08.10: I am in control MILD
I'm running around at some complex, playing a weird game with alot of othe people. The map reminds me of some "Golden Eye" map, winter and sterile surroundings, glass windows and metal stairs all around. I hide behind some boxes. I need to get a hold of some brown stones. They are scattered all around the map, and you're supposed to put them in snowballs which you then throw at people to kill them or whatever. I get out of hiding and find a small brown stone and put it in a snowball. Some guys on mammoth's run past me and I follow them.

A smaller mammoth is at the back and I intend to get him. I throw the snowball at the beast and it collapses. I start fighting the small rider, and suddenly we're in a garage. I can't fight as usual, and my kicks are so lame. I have the advantage though, and I land atleast one nice kick in his stomach. Some other people shows up, one guy laughs at me. "You want some too?" I ask and walk up to him. I start dodging to the side like a boxer, and remove my gloves. I can't seem to hit him though, and it's really frustrating.

I become lucid and stop what I'm doing. I turn around and give the smaller guy a blow in the stomach that throws him with incredible force into a corner. I quickly turn around again and grab the other guy and his girlfriend with telekinesis. I slam them into the wall next to the other guy and hold them there. "Everyone, line up infront of me!" I yell at the remaining people in the garage. They start lining up, side by side infront of me. "Come on hurry up" I say and grab the remaining people with telekinesis and position them.

I count seven people infront of me. I look at my hands and rub them. It's time for some payback I think and turn around to the people at the wall. I recognise the girl, it's Ariadne from "Inception". "You're way too cute to die. Get in line" I tell her and she gets in line with everyone else. "Hmm... Now we're two people too many" I say and try to figure out who I need to get rid of. I take a close look at each and everyone, and a half-bald, short guy in his late thirties gets my attention. "You" I say and point my finger at his face. I close my thumb just like I was holding a gun, and he jerks. A small red dot appears on his forehead and he collapses. A guy next to him looks almost the same, and I decide he's next. "Kill yourself" I tell him. He points his finger to his temple, and pulls the trigger. He collapses next to his friend.



"I am in complete control over you!" I say. "You're just a part of my subconscious". I try to remember my dreamtask, but I can't recall what it was. "What was my dreamtask?" I ask them. "Beer and bread" a guy tells me. An old classmate of mine, starts talking. "You owe me a beer! Remember last ti..." I cut him off by grabbing his throat with telekinesis and lift him up. "What did you say? I can't hear you" I tell him and watch him struggle. He's making grotesque faces and strangled noises. "I am in complete control!" I yell at them as I walk down the line. When I get back to the middle I release him. He gasps for air on his knees.

Suddenly I remember my task, to summon Ozzy once again. "Get out of the way" I tell a girl at the end of the line and push her to the side. I look around the corner and whistle. "Ozzy! Come here boy!" I yell. Nothing. I look to my left and then back again and there he is. He runs up to me, he's brown this time, and he's got a tail, but his size is the same, around two feet tall. He bites my wrist gently and don't want to let go. "How are you?" I ask him and wonder if he can answer me. I hug him and scratch his chest, the feeling is very realistic, but as I close my eyes, I start to lose the dream.

I try to DEILD, but my recall isn't the best, and I'm afraid I will lose the memory of the dream, so I give up.

08.10: Wake up

Amount of sleep: 7½ hours

Supplements: 2 x Omega-3, 200 mg B6, 250 ml applejuice, 1 x Lucid Dreamer at WBTB

That's it! I'm not sure I've had that good control with telekinesis before. Everything happened in an instant and there was no resistance at all. Was also a very long time ago since I was actually evil in my dreams, but I have to admit it was fun!

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!