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NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID Good morning! Didn't get lucid last night even though I tried. A fluke! 23.30: Sleep 05.30: Fragments *I'm talking to my friend Jesper about Dream Views. "I haven't done my post count this week" he tells me. "I've started slacking". *Tyrion Lannister from the series "A song of ice and fire" is apparently the prodigal son, not his brother Jaime. People refuse to believe this is true, that a dwarf is the son the prophecies are talking about. There's a big battle and the only survivor is Tyrion and his horse. He gets up on his horse and starts walking. The closest city is hundred of miles away, but the horse lets him eat from its flesh. He eats from its neck and legs. A loyal horse. 05.30: Bathing and fishing I'm at work with my youngest brother Morgan. There's a water pump, circulating the water at the dock and my brother jumps in. "It's warm!" he exclaims and swims around. Apparently not all spots are warm as he starts shivering. I drag him out of the water. A huge wave is coming in. I lift him up one more level and jump up myself just in time for the wave to crash into the dock. "That was close, what a huge wave" I say and walk up to the tool shed close by. There are strange notes hanging on the wall, with numbers for different waves. I see slash112's note, a wave with a 2.5 marking on it. I grab a note and scribble down some stuff and hang it up. We leave the tool shed and walk along the shore. Two people are fishing up ahead amongst the reeds. One of them is Monica. I watch for a while, they seem to be fly fishing. Behind me there's a very old red house. I spot a huge black and limegreen spider. It backs away a bit and I just have to take a picture of it. I'm about to ask Monica for her cellphone. The other guy fishing gets a bite and pulls up a big pike. My cellphone starts ringing, and mosquitoes starts biting me. I pick up and an older guy is on the other side. He starts giving me advice on what kind of flies I should use for fly fishing. 05.30: WBTB 10 minutes 11.00: Playing Counter Strike and pooping I'm at a LAN party, watching two teams playing Counter Strike: Source. They suck. They are playing an aim-map. After a while one of the guys has to pee and tells me to take over. I can feel my pulse quicken, this is going to be fun. His keyboard is in a weird angle though, and his sensitivity is so low. I try to correct it after dying but ends up typing in "Server" something. After a while I get it right and starts shooting people with AWP. The dream skips. I'm now playing with my friend Eric. I tell him how messed up the previous game was. The gravity rules were totally off and I can really feel a difference now when I'm playing on a proper server. I have an Mp5 and I stalk around in corridors. I arrive at an intersection and I kill a few people with my awp (apparently had one). The dream skips. Me and a few friends are going somewhere. I have to take a shit first though, and I sit down. I'm constipated like never before and I try to squeeze the bugger out for atleast ten minutes. After almost popping a blood vessel, one of my friends enters the room. "Here, you will drink this" he tells me and hands me a cup of coffee. "Get out" I say and start drinking. "I also want your mom's number". "Get the fuck out, I'm trying to take a shit!" I tell him and gulp down the coffee. 11.00: Wake up Amount of sleep: 11 hours Supplements: 100 mg B6, 1 x Lucid Dreamer at WBTB That's it! Sucky I didn't get Lucid. Also kinda boring that I wasn't able to recall more. I also have a fragment of me getting lucid in a weird way... not sure exactly what it was about but I didn't fully grasp I was lucid. Oh well. Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!
NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID Good morning! Intended to get lucid this morning with a short WBTB. Didn't even get up and I fell back asleep. Next time I woke up it was way too late to bother. Had a few cool dreams which makes up for it. 23.30: Sleep 10.00: Damn bees I'm with my friend G in a forest. I have no idea what we're going to do, but apparently collecting honey from bees is something we need to do. I guess it's survival time. We spot a big nest on a fallen log and get to work. I watch as G tries to dig the honey out and he's covered in bees. They don't seem to hurt him really, but soon I can't take it. My arm hurts and I run away. I look down at my arm and it's completely covered in ants. They're huge and glistening black. I spot a single bee on my finger stinging me. I flick the bee away and try to find another way around the nest. I start climbing a cliff next to a lake. It's got spots of ice on it and the ice is brown and yellow. A narrator voice starts talking. "It's over a hundred years old, and hard as rock". I carefully position my feet to not slip, but I soon realise it's impossible to pass here. I head back and start walking back towards G. I spot him up ahead, lying down. Oh shit he's unconscious. I jump over the fallen log and shake G awake. "We gotta go!" I tell him and pick him up and drag him away. Soon he's walking on his own. We arrive at a camp with a small fire going. "We need to put him down by the fire" I tell everyone and we start stacking tiny pieces of wood to make a bed or something. What were you supposed to do when someone got stung by a bee? Oh well. "We will not choose this island next time" G tells me. 10.00: Fighting dad with heavy weapons I'm on a big stage at a consert. There are people everywhere and I know one of the guys playing in the band. He tells me to follow him and I do. We exit the stage through the covers and when I reach the end of the backstage, I see tons of people in a line. It's probably ten people wide, and I can see a line going through it where no one is standing. I spot the guy I was with at the end of the broad line and I jump down and follow him. Halfway through the crowd, someone starts yelling. "It's him!". Everyone goes crazy and starts running towards the star. He runs towards a large field and I get semi-lucid, imagining myself running in huge leaps. I quickly reach the front of the crowd and we run towards a grove of tree's. I need to hide the key I'm holding. I climb up some rocks and jump through some bushes. I hide the key cleverly and look around. There are long and thin trees all around me, like bamboo. I climb one of them and scout. The dream gets kinda fuzzy from here. I see small miniature monkeys climbing the trees from outside and I bend the trees to smack down on them, killing them. A war breaks out and I fight several people at once, at last the key is stolen and a girl asks me something. I light a lighter and hold it up to the board I hung it on, inspecting it. I feel like I have to find the key again. I start running towards the middle of the grove and all of a sudden my dad shows up. Oh shit, he's got two of the arms that we were supposed to hide (apparently the key was a robotic arm with huge weapons on it). My dad picks up one of the arms and mounts it on his regular arm. I run upstairs (now at my parents house) and enter my brother's room. There's a guy in terminator armor there and I blast away with my lasercannon. Not much happens until I supercharge it and shove it up under his chin. I fire away and he collapses. My dad enters the room. "You think that will do anything against me?" he asks and starts walking towards me slowly. I blast his face with my flamethrower and my lasercannon. I aim at his right eye, but he seems to be unaffected. Soon I'm cornered but I dodge under his arms and run down the stairs. I pick up the other arm and it's also got a flamethrower on. My dad shows up and I hold out both my arms, blasting his face with fire and laser. I back away slowly as he's coming at me. I can tell it's working now, his face starts getting sun tanned and some of his skin is coming off, like you get when you've been in the sun for too long. A neighbour shows up and asks my dad something. We stop fighting and he tells him that I was a great boxer back in the days. A blonde girl shows up and picks up my dad's weapons. I start blasting her face with fire and her hair is making it more effective. She gets tanned quickly. 10.00: Amsterdam I'm on a bus with a few friends and Monica. We're in Amsterdam and I recognise the street as one of the fancier ones. I remember staying at a hotel nearby, and I can see alot of neon signs of casino's and big hotels. We get off at the next stop. We're going to a club and go through a park. I feel safe as I know it's a nice part of town. I hear a plane and look up. It's a steam roller/crane flying on mini wings which are flapping away. "It can do that because it's balanced out" my coworker Snusknicke tells me. It seems logical. I watch it for a while, flying away. Soon we arrive at a club entrance. "New Club" I read on the sign out front, we all enter. I spot a poster with something like, "We see, you see" on. I figure it's telling us to behave because they're watching us. We arrive in a room with alot of sofa's. My friends have already taken a seat and is talking to eachother and a few other people. The club hasn't opened yet. "Where can I turn in my jacket and these bags?" I ask. I've bought something, no idea what. "Shhhhh!" Eric tells me. "Unless you want to pay alot, just put them behind these sofa's" No way I'm doing that. 10.00: Fragments *I'm talking to a girl I used to talk to on the phone. Suddenly she's by my side. *I'm in a grocery store, digging a hole in the floor. Apparently it's turned into soft mud and I am clearing it up. The hole is man-sized and water starts seeping up from the ground. I keep on clearing it, ice chunks floating around. The chef of the place shows up. "Hey, I'll work for you instead, I went to chef's school" I tell him. We laugh and he walks away. I clear the hole up, soon it's only filled with clear water. 10.00: Wake up Amount of sleep: 10½ hours Supplements: Nothing That's it! I'll do a G+C combo tomorrow. IF I can get my fat ass out of bed. Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!
NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID Good morning! Slept for a very long time total last night. Started off with a two hour nap, and then went to bed for reals. Didn't care to write anything down, which resulted in me only having fragments... I gotta stop slacking... 23.00: Sleep 10.10: Fragments *I'm standing on a rock near a lake. I know there's a bear up in the woods on a mountain ledge, I just can't see it. All of a sudden a huge black and brown bear appears and is about to go away. I turn around and intend to jump into the lake, but I take a last glance behind me. The damn bear is almost at me and I jump. The bear jumps in the water aswell and I land on its back. *I'm watching some guy pleasuring a very fat older woman. "You'll be finished in seconds" he tells her and she is. *I'm watching some documentary about the movement of the earth. Apparently some comet or something had moved it away from the sun a bit and then its track had been distorted. This was apparently fifty years ago or something and explains why the summer was so hot and the winter so cold that year. The earth swings back and forth. "This is going to happen now" he says and points at the screen. The earth starts moving violently and almost crashes into the sun. "Don't worry, it's gonna happen in the future" *I'm reading the news and it says that some father had hacked into his son's account and stolen all his cash. 500.000$. A list appears with the games which are in danger. I spot a game I play and I worry about my account being hacked. *I'm watching a video of a guy playing a cool RPG game. Its name was "Bleach" for some reason and I used to play it alot. Only it wasn't this good. "They've improved alot" he tells me and jumps up with his character into the sky. There's a cloud of birds that are being slaughtered. Each time a bird is killed, he jumps further up to kill the next, using the bird as some kind of trampoline. He arrives at a mountain cave high up. There's a chest to the left on a bridge but he doesn't take it. Entering the cave, he picks up all kinds of glowing armor pieces. "Now I'm amazing!". The character is running much faster now. "Oh shit, I forgot the chest!". Everything restarts and repeats. He opens the chest this time and some strange, sharp, black crystal is in it. 10.10: Wake up Amount of sleep: 13 hours total Supplements: None That's it! Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!
NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID Good morning! Had a few more annoying fragments from last night. 21.15: Sleep 05.10: Fragments *I'm with my brother and we're in a video store. The guy behind the counter tries to sell my brother a small mobile stove. I feel the heat of the thing and tell him it's good. Only 150 kr. *I'm together with my old girlfriend and I'm not sure what to do. I have really bad anxiety as I have to talk to Monica sooner or later. We haven't really broken up have we? Why am I even with my ex? I decide to keep Monica and ask my friend Felix how one could ever play girls without feeling like shit. *I'm with my youngest brother Morgan. He steps on a small puddle of water which has some blue spot on it. He breaks the ice and goes through. I save him from the water and start taking his overall off. He's got a breathing problem and is wheezing. I figure it must be the blue fluid. 05.10: Wake up Amount of sleep: 8 hours Supplements: 200 ml applejuice, 150 mg B6, 1 table spoon peanut butter. That's it! Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!
NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID Good morning! Sucky sleep last night. Woke up in the middle of the night and felt like an ominous presence was in my room. Kinda scary but I fell asleep again and had a weird nightmare. 23.00: Sleep 05.10: Rotten eggs I'm outside of a house with my mom and my sisters. Up on a cliff, my friend Jesper appears. He's got those new shoes with rounded soles, they're completely white but he seems to want them to get even whiter. He sprinkles flour on them and starts doing the moonwalk. Back and forth he slides and he's doing a great job actually. My mom opens up a carton of eggs. "You didn't eat these did you?" she asks me. There's only two left, and I ate the other four. "I did, why?" I ask her. "Well, they're outdated like ten months." I feel like puking. My mom throws one of them down at the ground and the smell! We both run away and my mom starts puking her guts out. I almost vomit but I manage to keep it down. The rest of the dream I'm anxious over how sick I am going to get. 05.10: Wake up Amount of sleep: 6 hours Supplements: None That's it! I'm gonna try to get as much sleep as possible tonight, sleeping night! Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!
NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID Good morning! Had a bunch of fragments and I even missed a chance of becoming lucid... I need to start doing my RC's properly again. 23.45: Sleep 05.10: Fragments *I'm with Monica and we're at some parkinglot with her car. She parks it. *A therapist tells me something about my hands. *I'm climbing this huge crane at work. *I walk around and do several hand RC's. I remember counting three or four fingers several times without thinking much about it. 05.10: Wake up Amount of sleep: 5 hours Supplements: None That's it! Jihah. Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!
NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID Good morning! Was up kinda late last night, and I didn't expect to get lucid at all. Had two lucids which was sweet since my last lucid was a week ago. What happened can be read below. 01.30: Sleep 10.30: Train and bus DILD I'm down in the subway trying to get home. I check the signs and head for an escalator going underground. I push my way through the crowd and quickly reach the bottom. A train is at the station and it's my train. I run and quickly enter it before the doors close, and take a seat. As the train starts moving I spot a coworker, Fredrik. He seems upset and is walking back and forth in the train. "What's up?" I ask him. He tells me what's up, a friend of his has been kidnapped. "She hasn't responded to any of my messages" he tells me. "Damn, I'm sorry man, I hope she comes back well" I say. He tells me she was last seen in a two kilometers radius. I tell him he could always grab a map and hold a ruler with a hole in it and spin it around to make a circle. "What a great idea" he tells me. The dream skips. I'm on a bus now instead. A former coworker is next to me and we're sitting in the back. I start worrying about getting electrocuted by some machinery malfunction or something. I look at my hand as a habit. I've got way more than five fingers, more like ten. That can't be right... I recount them, yep, they're short and tiny aswell. I realise I'm dreaming. The bus stops and I get up. "Where are you going dude?" the guy asks me. I don't even care, he's just a DC. I exit the bus and look around. Looks like I'm in a neighbourhood with villas. I rub my hands and check them again. This time I've only got four fingers. I intend to go to the Ninjaworld and I start walking toward the nearest wall. It's a brick wall and I rub my hands as I slowly walk over to it. I put my fingers up and draw a door line on the wall. A golden glowing line appears and in an instant the wall has transformed into a hatch. I pull the handle to reveal a metallic ATM-looking machine. "Welcome, where do you want to go?" a female voice asks me. "The Ninjaworld" I say and watch the panels change. I put my hand in the lever slot and push the button. I fall to the ground with my hand still in the machine, but it feels more like I'm doing it on my own instead of actually experiencing it. Everything is black for a while, suddenly my sister and Monica appears infront of me. I realise my attempt to go the Ninjaworld failed. Oh well, might aswell have some dreamsex. I start pleasuring Monica with my hand. After a minute or so the dream starts to fade. 11.00: Sick I'm with the black mormon from House. He's almost fainted and I want to make sure he doesn't die. We sit down and talk for a while before getting up. I put his arm around my shoulders for support and walk into a conference room. Most of my coworkers are there and they're sniggering. "Yeah, totally homo to help out a guy in need" I say and help the guy into a chair. I leave the room and walk down a long corridor. I talk to some guy about previous events in this place. He tells me some rich, famous lady had sex or something. 11.00: Getting lucid in my appartment DILD I'm in my appartment, brushing my teeth. I spit and check my fingers. I can see like ten. Again I'm not convinced entirely, I recount them. I realise I'm dreaming. I spit once again for fun and leave the appartment. I walk down the stairs and when I reach the bottom, I can't think of anything to do. It's sunny out though, and there are probably some girls sunbathing outside. I head outside and there are indeed two girls lying there in the sun. I walk up to them and lie down ontop one. We start grinding and I run my tongue all over. 11.00: Wake up Amount of sleep: 9 hours Supplements: None That's it! I will give going to the Ninjaworld a last try tomorrow morning, but if I don't succeed, I will just let the project be on hold for a while until I can successfully make a portal or teleport. I don't mind though, superpowers are just as fun. Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!
NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID Good morning! Bad recall last night, only had one dream. 21.00: Sleep 05.10: Fake gold I'm Felix and we're waiting for a few guys from work to show up. A guy from taekwondo shows up and we start talking to him. My coworkers arrive and we head up a hill. I struggle with a hatch for a minute or so before getting it open a bit, inside I see glimmering bricks of gold. After some more struggling with the hatch I start to see the bricks more clearly. After getting it completely open I grab one brick. It's made of wood. It's got tape on it and the text: "Glimmering gold". I look at my coworkers, they look accusingly back at me. 05.10: Wake up Amount of sleep: 8 hours Supplements: 150 mg B6 That's it! Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!
NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID Good morning! Had nothing but frags from last night. 22.30: Sleep 05.10: Fragments *I'm talking to people about my paper I finished before bed. *Something to do with black paint markers. 05.10: Wake up Amount of sleep: 6½ hours Supplements: 200 ml applejuice That's it! Sleep night coming up, we'll see what it brings. Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!
NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID Good morning! Little sleep, but three dreams isn't bad. 23.00: Sleep 05.10: School I'm back in school. Suddenly I can hear a strange sound, it sounds just like an alarm. I realise people around me are running. It's the fire alarm and we all have to evacuate. I go further into the school and exit into a yard in the middle. Someone's built a greek temple in the middle of the yard and I head up the stairs with a few others. I walk amongst the columns and spot a pool up ahead. Two asian girls are swimming butt naked in it. One of them spots me. "You can't be here. Are you new or what?" she asks me angrily. I turn and decide to walk away. There's a big board on the wall. It's a schedule for tomorrow. "I thought we were going to get the day off!" I say. The fire should have closed up the school, crap! 05.10: Game I'm playing a doom like game, but it's extremely hard. I'm with another guy but we keep dying right away. I throw two different nades into an alley the monsters are coming from and my team mate calls me noob. We manage to hold them off and actually advance in the end after a few resets. I use my rightclick to bash them with my weapon and I enter a tower. I have to make the water that is coming through the opening (apparently water now instead of monsters) go in the right direction. I make lines in the sand and direct it just right. I exit the tower further up(?) and end up on a highway. My friend Henrik is on the other side. "I made it Matte!" he yells at me. 05.10: Spiders I'm with a group of people in a pharmacy. We've all got different coloured "Cross spiders" as pets, and everyone's got a different number. I keep taking down a jar of B6 vitamin from a shelf but decide to stop acting like a fool and put it back. We all are going on a trip for some reason. We divide into two lines and line up for the train that is coming. 05.10: Wake up Amount of sleep: 6 hours Supplements: Nothing That's it! Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!
NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID Good morning! My dreams usually stick to some basics. Everything usually looks "normal", but not how people behave. Last night I definitely had some weird ass dreams. 00.30: Sleep 08.00: Vineyard I'm with a few other people in a vineyard. We don't belong there and we know it. There are different kinds of grapes in different rows and we all switch rows, but I don't pick anything. I'm busy trying to not get caught by the man with some strange sowing machine walking around randomly. I jump to the next row as he turns his back to me. Suddenly he's on the one next to me. I peek up through the leaves and watch as he passes me without noticing. I jump to the next one and get stuck in some branches, I can't get down to the ground! 08.00: Sex Monica has just tried having sex with two other girls. She really isn't into that so that's kinda weird. She tells me about it and we decide to have sex. We do it for a very long time in different positions. Although I'm drunk, so I never seem to be getting close to getting off! We end up in the shower. I take some shampoo from a bottle, I think I hear someone whining about it being theirs. I'm still rock hard, but there's barely any satisfaction. Stupid alcohol! 08.00: Fragment *I'm standing next to a lake, looking for Monica. "Where are you?" I ask out loud and don't expect to get an answer. "Over here!" she yells at me. She's across the lake in a plastic boat. "The boat worked perfectly". 09.30: Helicopter slaughter I'm walking with a group of people on a dirtroad in the woods. There's sheep fence on the sides and I've got a bad feeling. I'm sure a bear or something similar will rush out of the woods any minute. I look around anxiously while walking. "It's just up ahead" one of the guys say. I can hear a helicopter nearby and I look up. A helicopter appears and starts to descend. We all run towards the open field it's heading for. "How many people can you take?" I ask the pilot. I don't recall what he said, but three of us gets in. The helicopter takes off and all of a sudden, one guy pulls out a gun and shoots the pilot in the head. The co-pilot who had control of the pedals, freaks out. "What the fuck?!". "Relax, or you'll die too" the guy with the gun tells him and sits down in the main seat. A guy in the back apparently has control of the pedals aswell. He starts messing with them, making the entire helicopter sway and almost crash into the trees. "Cut that out!" I yell at him. "You'll kill us all, just do what he says". With a hijacked helicopter, there's not much that can stop you. The guy flying the thing knows this and flies into town. I recognise the buildings below, they're the ones my company just finished constructing. He fires away with the helicopter's minigun and wow what destruction. People try to run away but gets gunned down in seconds. The newly constructed buildings gets blasted and the lights go out. I spot a black car with a white escort surrounding it. "There, take that out instead!" I say and the guy takes the bait. The car continues down the road and is going super fast. It gets blasted by the helicopter but doesn't seem to take much damage. It backs up under a suspended road. We dive to the ground and enter under the road aswell. The car gets annihilated, but a small girl trying to run away aswell. She gets cut in half by the spinning blades. Everything slows down and my vision zoom's in on the girl. Just like in a movie, the scene replays and the entire screen gets red just at the moment of the cut. The dream skips. I receive an msn message from my friend G. "Help, I'm dying". I realise the building the helicopter shot at, is where G lives. His status on msn says "Away" I try to call him and I hear the "busy" tone. He must be alright then. I decide to just wait for him to call me. I grab my little mp3 player and start to play on it meanwhile. I'm playing pokemon, and I'm at work. They ask me all kinds of questions about it. "How much does it cost?". "A year ago, around 200 kronor" I tell them. I start catching strange pokemons which makes me wonder for a second, but I realise it's because I've just completed the game and new ones can be caught. 11.00: Dogs I'm playing pokemon. I enter a house and there's a policeman there. "You have to go around and enter from the window". Uhm ok. I exit the building and walk up to the wall. Everything turns into 2d from the side. I start sneaking. I can hear the wooden boards creak under my feet. Two dogs peak their ears. I equip my ninja mask and the creaking stops. I walk some line going up the wall, and the back again, always ascending. I slide the last bit and jump into the window. It's now first person. I meet up with a guy with grey in his beard. Apparently he's some dog legend. We enter a room. I'm a dog myself now. My dad holds a small barking dog in a leash. "They will destroy the home of pitbulls, larger dogs are going to be forbidden" he tells me. I figure I could squash that little dog with my hands, no paws... "You three weigh as much as all dogs combined lying dead outside, eighteen kg". I calculate for a second. "So, we weigh six kg each? That doesn't seem like much". "What?". We all get out of the house. A pregnant dog comes walking. It's the most worn out dog I've ever seen. It's pregnant to bursting, looks like it's starving and is pale. Looks almost like a zombie. It collapses on the ground. I figure it's time for it to give birth. My mom's dog, Igor is next to me. "You better stay away from me by this time tomorrow. I'll be very protective by then" he tells me. I pat him on the head. The pregnant dog seems to be giving birth. We walk around it to see. It's only pooping. We have to help it to remove all the poop, and there's alot of it. I use some paper to grab the stinking shit. 11.00: Wake up Amount of sleep: 10 hours Supplements: Some alcohol That's it! Told you it was weird. Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!
NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID Good morning! Let's get to it. 23.30: Sleep 11.00: Fragments *I'm at my uncle's place. It's his birthday and I feel very lonely for some reason. I sit down in the bathroom and sulk. I spot a small plastic bag with a few white rocks in it. It looks like some decorative massage trash. I take out one of the stones and put it in my mouth. Mmm, mint. *I'm fishing with Monica. There's no activity at all for a long time. Suddenly I can see my bobber going away. I try to pull it up and there's a huge fish on the hook. It speeds off, snapping my fishing line. "Damn, that was huge!" I say and open my fishing bag. I've got some super strong line in there I intend to use. Some guy shows up as I'm putting the line in place. *I'm in school once again. My polish coworker Valdis is there with me. He looks a bit tense. I attend some class and we're at page 109. After class some guy is being a douche. I'm with two of my friends and Valdis and we confront him in a corner. Valdis attacks him and kicks his ass. I drag him away from there before he can do too much damage. Valdis puts up his hand and shows me his finger. "It's broken, see?" he tells me and wiggles it. It's bent upwards and blue. Each time he wiggles it, it makes a snapping sound. 11.00: Driving and tools My dad tells me over the phone that I have to clean up a truck. It belongs to a guy I used to work with, and he told my dad to clean it, and my dad told me. "Run it in the carwash, car cleaning" he tells me. I'm down at the local Statoil and enter the carwash. It's showered in water and apparently that's it. I head for the drive through and tell the girl in the cashier I want to pay. "That will be 499 kronor for the car wash" she tells me. Damn that's alot of money for a car wash. Wait a second... Didn't my dad say something else? Car wash... Oh well. I hand her the cash and check the side of the truck, it's already dirty. I run my finger over the dirt but nothing comes off. I get in, Monica's in the passenger seat and we take off. I'm in a hurry and have only time to put on my seatbelt over one arm. A roundabout comes up and I step on the brakes. The roads are covered in snow though, so we just slide. I can see a motorcycle coming from the left but I slide all the way out into the roundabout. I decide to speed up instead and take the first right. I put my hand up to the biker who had to slow down, and he puts his white gloved hand up. Oh shit, white gloves and white helmet, he's a cop! The police turns on the sirens and waves for me to follow him. Fuck! I stop behind him at the bus stop up ahead. I pull the handbrake but the truck still wants to slide backwards. I step on the brakes aswell and open my window. "Registration and driving license" he tells me. "I've only got my driving license, but this isn't my truck, it's a friend of my dad's" I know the story sounds like a big fat lie and I can feel I'm in trouble. The truck won't stop sliding though. "Let me park up ahead". The police accepts and we go to turn up ahead. I can't seem to get the damn truck to stop sliding, and I hear the police whining alot about it. Suddenly I'm standning nearby, without the truck. The dream must have skipped. Oh shit, I can't leave my truck like that, people will steal all the tools. I start running back and halfway there I spot a guy with a drilling tool in his hands. God damnit! Up ahead people are opening up the truck and one guy is on the phone. "Yeah, just get down here, it's free to just grab" I can hear him say. I try to kick him but he jumps away. "Okay, okay relax!" he tells me and hangs up the phone. "Everyone, this is my shit, get the fuck out of here!" I yell and try to kick people. Even though I land a few kicks, it's like I'm doing it in slow motion. One guy tries to calm me down by telling me I'm right, and that they made some mistakes. The dream skips. I haven't reached the truck yet. I run towards it and there's just a single guy looting it now. It's an old coworker of mine. Chrille. We argue for a very long time. I school him in right and wrong, why he reacts like he does and everything. Stubborn old man refuses to listen to reason. "You know why? Because if you did, you would have to admit that doing your way for your entire life has been wrong, by doing so, you've lived the "wrong way", making all those years useless" I whisper in his ear, screaming doesn't seem to do anything anymore. "I just need to do a job with the drill" he tells me. I look behind us, there's a hole in the ground. "How deep does it have to go?" I ask. "About one meter" he tells me. I agree to let him do the job and we enter a small door leading into the mountain next to us. Two people greet us in the cave and we get to work. We can't do much before we have to stop though. Apparently there are appartments above us and if we make too much noise, the owner will go crazy. As we're standing there, barely breathing, I hear footsteps. A woman appears and she starts yelling at us. We get out of the cave and head for the mini van's up ahead. One coworker, Christian, can't seeem to get his shirt on. We run away from him and jump into the already packed van. We slam the door in his face and head off. My sisters are in the car, along with my friend G who's driving and my brother and his girlfriend. My sister Malin is to my right and my brother's girlfriend on my left. I can't fit between them, and I struggle to squeeze down. G is driving like a madman. "Slow down for fucks sake!" I tell him. "I haven't even buckled up yet". It's still very slippery out and I can feel the car sliding. We ride for a few minutes before my brother's girlfriend starts talking. "We're not going home". G turns the car around and go the other way. I still can't slide down into my seat. "I don't feel so good" Malin tells me. I can tell she's about to puke. "Do it out the window!" I tell her. She starts gagging, a second later she's vomiting all over the side of the car. She keeps at it for atleast a minute, it's unbelieveable how much she can vomit. Some of it sprays in the faces of the people in the back, and I close the window a bit more. I hand her some paper. "Do you think it's illegal to throw it out just like that?" she asks me. I look behind us, several cars are there. "Yeah, just put it in the bag" I tell her and my other sister holds up a back. People stuff the bag full of paper they have hidden. I check the signs for directions. E2. "Where are we going?" I ask G. We've arrived in a tunnel and I don't recognise the signs. One road leads up, out of the tunnel and we get on it. "It's the new way" he tells me. "We will arrive at mount Everest" he tells me. I understand, mount Everest is the small hill in our home town. We're now driving on a road going on the same level as most roofs in Stockholm. I check around and the buildings looks incredible. I spot some very nice looking appartments with huge windows. I remember being in one of those recently. "That's where Birgitt lives" I say and point. 11.00: Wake up Amount of sleep: 11 hours Supplements: 200 ml applejuice That's it! Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!
NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID Good morning! Had a very cool night. I did a proper WBTB and took my remaining Calea with some G+C to see what would happen. It worked great! Broke my old record of three lucids in one night, with one. Also I'm once again not sure how I induced the first dreams. It was more of a MILD as I didn't hit SP from what I can remember and the rest was also some kind of DEILD/MILD. 23.00: Sleep 04.50: WBTB 25 minutes 05.55: Taking it slow MILD I'm in an appartment building, walking up the stairs. A woman with a child appears infront of me, she has a wagon with her and she's dragging it backwards up the stairs. Why won't she just take the elevator? I patiently follow her. Up the top a door opens up and she enters it, leaving the kid and the wagon outside, blocking my way. I grab it and push it into the appartment. I realise I'm dreaming and decide to head further up the stairs to see what's on the attic. I reach the top and the stairs twist and continue in a large room. They go from one corner at the bottom to the opposite one further up. I follow them and walk slowly, careful not to fall down into the nothingness next to me. I reach the top and push open the door. I'm very excited to see what's on the other side. Nothing. I get in and look around. There's a balcony and some stairs leading down into darkness, other than that it's just a grey room. There's nothing of interest keeping me in the dream, so it starts to fade. I try to DEILD, I feel the SP taking over. 05.55: Snake DEILD/MILD I get out of Monica's car in my home town's square which has been filled with sand. "Bye babe!" I say and close the door. I spot something moving behind the sand dunes and I realise it's a huge snake. It slithers away and curls up in a corner. I walk over the sand and think about how to get rid of it. I try lifting it up with telekinesis but nothing at all happens. Ofcourse... I try to fly but taking off from the sand is impossible. Great, along with vividness comes bad control. I slowly walk up to it and decide to play around a bit. It lunges for my face as I get near and I jump away. I dodge its huge fangs for a minute or so before I'm bored. Just as it's about to bite me I ignore it and it transforms into a black cat. The cat runs away as fast as it can. 05.55: Shower sex MILD I'm in the dining hall at work and I know I'm dreaming. My coworker Snusknicke is there. "You know when I'm dreaming, my wrists are fine" I say and grab his arms. He tries to wriggle free. "Watch it boy" he warns me in a mocking tone. We're actually good friends, who used to wrestle to show who was the stronger one. This is my chance of showing him who's in charge once again! I grab his throat and lift him up against the wall. Everyone around us laughs, including him. I take the nearest paper bin and shove his head down it and start to dry hump him. Everyone's laughing their ass off. The humping reminds me of something I've wanted to try out, to have lucid sex properly. I let him go and head towards the locker room. We have girls working for us and I know someone will be in there. There are several people in shower cabins lined up, but there's no wall between them. I spot a girl at the end and she gets out of the shower. I walk to the end and remove the covers. She's not there, but instead two very hot blondes in their twenties. Even better. Spoiler for 18+: I walk up to the girl with her back to me and put my hands on her stomach and slowly run them downwards. She grinds her ass on my package and the feel of her waist makes me very aroused. She's got a little stubble but I don't care. I insert a finger and she moans. The other girl looks left out so I grab her aswell and turn her the same way and insert a finger in her aswell. They both seem to like it alot and so do I. I insert myself into the first girl and starts pumping away. I get off in seconds and the dream starts to collapse. I can hear my labored breathing, but I manage to hold the dream. When everything clears up, the girls are gone and I'm alone in the shower. Some guy in the shower next to me is soaping up and is spitting alot. I leave the spitting man and head for the door. Perhaps I should grab some towels? I'm dripping wet. Why would I want to dry up in a lucid? I exit the door and enter a hallway. There's a mirror on the wall and I walk up to it. I check my reflection, which looks very realistic. Only there's something bugging my eye. It's inflamed and I scratch it a bit. I leave the mirror and head out another door. I intend to go to the Ninja World. I'm in the stairwell of the building and I head down the stairs. It seems like I'm on the third floor and everything feels amazingly realistic. The cold, hard stone beneath my naked feet, the echoing sound of my footsteps. I rub my hands to make sure the dream lasts. After a while I arrive at the bottom and exit the building. It's night out and I'm all alone, I recognise the place as my friend's neighbourhood. I need something to make a portal on, and I decide to use KristaNicole's way of doing it. I turn around and walk up to the nearest wall and combine my fingers. I draw a door with them, imagining a white line appearing, anything. Nothing happens. I start to sing to stabilize the dream a bit. First I yell as loud as I can but I can hear myself moaning in my bed so I lower my voice a bit, my voice echoes off of the walls. Suddenly I realise there IS something where I put my hands. A hatch of some kind has appeared out of the red wall. I pull a lever and it reveals what looks like an ATM, only with a hole you insert your hand in and a red button to push. There is black and yellow striped tape around it. I realise you put your hand there and push the button. Will I just be hanging unconscious with only my hand supporting me? "Where would you like to go?" a woman's voice asks me. "The Ninja World" I tell the machine. "But ofcourse!" the machine answers and the current panels are removed and replaced with new ones. It makes a robot like sound when it moves and clicks to place. I can see a counter starting on 07.00 and is counting down. "Now you have only..." the voice says but I don't let it finish the sentance as I place my hand on the red button, eager to get going. Something holds my fingers firmly in place and injects something. I lose consciousness right away. I'm on a bus, going through the jungle. I realise I've turned into a girl. The machinist voice appears in some speakers. "Unfortunately the only Manga we had available was "Soccom"". I can feel my fingers being squeezed in real life. I had them under my pillow. 07.00: Fragments *I'm with my brother Martin down at the canal. We're fishing and I spot two huge red fishes in the water. "Hey look!" I say and point. Martin doesn't care. We talk about something. *I'm watching a dad convince his dad, that his son is great at playing some instrument. The older dad has headphones on, and they were apparently connected to the grandson's instrument. I can see clearly though that the cord is connected to an mp3. The kid is just sitting there, drooling, crying. The older dad seems to be blind and he's fooled. 07.00: NASA MILD I'm with my mom and my brother Martin. We walk up to a heavily guarded door and an overweight guy in an orange jumpsuit greets us. "Welcome, you can enter now" he tells us in a Russian accent. I remember us being denied access earlier. We're at NASA or some similar place. We head down a long corridor. It looks space-like and there are white, heavy doors on our right. "What about the radiation?" I ask him as I watch other people in protective suits. "Don't worry, not harmful anymore" he tells me. A door opens up for us and he urges us to go inside. I know I'm dreaming, but decide to head into the room anyways. The door is closed and I'm left with my mom and bro. She hands me a glass of champagne and I happily accept it, swallowing it all in one gulp. It tastes very sweet. "Mom, check this out" I say and throw the glass behind me. She lets out a yelp. I grab the glass with telekinesis behind my back without looking just before it's about to crash. I give her a big smile. "Woooohooo!" I say and make the glass fly around in the room before she grabs it. My brother walks up to a toilet in the middle of the room, ontop of which lies a white tile. Apparently the room was spinning very fast, but as we were inside, we didn't notice anything. Colours starts to appear on the tile and my brother makes a swirling pattern with his fingers. It looks amazing. The colours keep changing and soon we're all playing with the thing. I scratch my nails on it and blue lines appear. I start to wake up, but I decide to try to DEILD once more. I end up in a very bad SP, with images of my room flashing before my eyes as my entire body is shaking. It reminds me of an epileptic seizure, but I try to ignore it. Books with different covers appear. "How to make portals" is one, the other one has Itachi from Naruto on it. I pick up a few papers on the floor whith my dreams written down on them. Monica gets up and I figure she's off to work. I try to lie still and make a dream appear, but after a minute I give up. I struggle to exit the SP and when I finally manage to do it, Monica's beside me, sleeping like a baby... 09.00: Fragment *I'm talking to Monica and my dad. She asks me jokingly if I've recently had any sex. I tell her I have, in my dreams. "With anyone you know?". "No, someone random" I tell her. My dad looks hurt for some reason and I can see tears in his eyes. Monica's about to go home to her home town for a week. "Please, don't fight me now, just try to be happy" I tell her, I don't want to fight the day she's leaving. 09.00: Wake up Amount of sleep: 10 hours Supplements: 200 mg B6 before bed. 1 tablespoon of Calea and 1 x Lucid Dreamer at WBTB. That's it! That was one cool night. Such vividness and stability of the dream. The supplements don't help much in inducing the lucids themselves for me, it's all about willpower and ofcourse a bit of placebo. But the quality and length of the dreams is improved alot, which makes it kinda hard when it comes to active control, but even nicer when you get something to work with passive control. I will have to do more proper WBTB's again, but I'm lazy. Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!
Updated 04-08-2011 at 01:47 PM by 36346
NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID Good morning! Headache, sore throat, mucus. Having a cold is never fun, and not only does it make your waking time a little more sucky, it affects your dreaming. 23.00: Sleep 09.00: Fragments *I'm with my family on an island. The place is in the middle of a small bay, and I can see large expensive houses all around us. I figure it must be a place rich people has their vacations. I try to get out of the wet clothes I've got on. A kajak shows up and I recognise the guy in it. Apparently there were more than one guy as four other exists the boat. I start stirring in a big cooking cauldron with a wooden spoon. I accidentaly drop a silver ring in there and I quickly pick it up again. "That's disgusting" some guy tells me. I drop it in there on purpose again and this time I'm actually having a hard time finding it. I grab a spoonful and throw it up on the table. The ring has been found once again! *I'm with my family again and we're going to visit some really old people. "Show them respect" my dad warns us. Apparently they're very strict. We walk into their house and head up some stairs. I realise my shoes are leaving a muddy footprint. Oh damn, they're going to scold me. My brother sits down in a sofa and turns on the TV. I check out the interior and everything seems to be made out of old, dark wood. It's polished and looks great, a piano and a large desk. "That's the desk from our cabin in northern Sweden" my mom tells me. "How did it end up here?" I ask. "Denise" she tells me. I start asking Denise who. It takes a while before I find out it's a girl who used to live with us, even though I knew it was her all along. *I'm watching my brother and his friend do an IQ test. It's a game I realise and I also remember my brother taking it before. He's way ahead of everyone. "You've done this before" I tell him. He doesn't consider it cheating really. 09.00: Wake up Amount of sleep: 10 hours Supplements: None That's it! I'll try to RC as much as possible today. Hopefully I can get lucid tonight and make a portal, going to the Ninja World! Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!
NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID NIGHTLY ADVENTURE Good morning! Didn't dream much last night, but I did wake up twice and had some weird hallucinations. 22.30: Sleep 01.00: Nightly Adventure *I wake up and I'm sure someone just entered the appartment. I sit up and look towards the hallway for a while before I decide it's nothing. 02.00: Nightly Adventure *I wake up and watch as Monica makes my snowboard on the wall move around. She's using telekinesis. She puts it back into place and I'm afraid it's going to fall down again. 05.10: Fragment *I'm with a bunch of people and there's a guy who's a real psycho. "Sociopath, psychopath!" we call him. He really is crazy. 05.10: Wake up Amount of sleep: 6½ hours Supplements: None That's it! Hopefully I'll get to the Ninja World tonight. Sleeping day. Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!
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