Nom nom nom, Mmmattelicious...

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID NIGHTLY ADVENTURE

Good morning! Didn't recall much except some fragment about monkeys before eight. Went back to bed for thirty minutes and had a few pretty cool lucids. Sadly though, some sexual frustration shone through and made me unable to think clearly on my goals. Did manage to summon a DC in a way!

11.30: Sleep

01.00: Nightly Adventure
*I wake up. There's someone drilling a hole in our ceiling from above! I can see the drill and long thin hole they've already made. I'm so shouting at them. I get up. "Monica" I say and intend to tell her this time I'm not dreaming it. I take my cellphone to get some light up on the ceiling. There's no hole or no drill. What? I check the pillows for the dust that was coming down. Nothing. Oh well.

08.00: Fragment
*Monkeys.

08.00: 10 minutes WBTB

08.36: Flowers MILD
I'm at my friend G's appartment. He's playing video games with his other two friends and it's my turn to play some real life one. Apparently you go down into the basement and whack these small rods hanging down from the ceiling. I need something to whack them with, and I spot a very cool aluminum weapon, with a sharp hook at the end, lying on the table. I grab it and head for the door. "Dude, that's mine, you can't have it" one of G's friends say. "Oh really? What am I supposed to use then?" I ask him. He points at a pile of iron bars. They are all deformed. Someone knocks on the door. "It's probably my neighbour whining about the music again" G says and turns it down.

I grab a hammer lying on the table. "You want me to do this then?" I ask his friend, threatening to smash his damn weapon to pieces. "No, come on stop it Matte." I let the hammer go, grab a metal bar and leave the appartment. I head down the stairs, at the bottom there's two people. A Spanish-looking dude smiles at me, I figure it's his neighbour. At the entrance of the basement, I meet up with Monica. There are three different corridors infront of us, with rods hanging from the ceiling. I start running down one of them, I get completely soaked by some pipe which is leaking. I whack them all and run into complete darkness.

A green field appears infront of my eyes and I stop. Monica's next to me. I realise I'm dreaming. "Wow" I say as I look around. We're standing on a small hill covered in green grass and different kinds of plants. There's clover all around us and not far away is the sea. I spot a big yacht. It appears to be a hot summer day and I decide to activate my senses fully this time. I get down on my knees and feel the grass. Touch all plants I can and smell them.

I grab a handful of them and stuff them into my mouth, it doesn't taste much but the texture is just right. I look at Monica, she looks happy. We start looking for different things to eat. Sadly there's not much fruit in Sweden, but I find a green ball-looking flower. Like a flower which hasn't bloomed yet. "Oh babe look at this!" Monica exclaims. She's holding a cloudberry. "It looks just a raspberry." I put the flower I found in my mouth.

I don't have time to taste it though before the dream fades. I lie completely still and think about the scene I just left, I imagine touching the plants.

08.36: And bees DEILD
I'm touching the plants around us. I'm back! I look at the sea once again, this time I see several boats, the yacht is very close to the shore. "Show us your titties!" I yell out. No one on the boat even cares. One boat goes up on the shore though and people are climbing out of it. Monica and I go closer. My primal insticts kick in, I feel like having sex. "Let's have a threesome" Monica tells me. Uhm, sure haha. I look for a woman our age. The people who came ashore looks like a family, a few daughters but all too young. "There's a woman" Monica says and points.

A completely naked woman appears. She's walking towards the family, and must have been sunbathing or something on the beach. We run down the hill towards her. When we reach her, she's in water up to her waist. She's tying her hair up in a knot and when she puts her arms down, I can see her perfect breasts. I know I'm dreaming so I don't really have to ask her for anything. I walk towards her. "No Matte, please don't" she says. Apparently she knows my name. I want to hold her but she keeps backing away, all the time with a teasing smile on her lips.

I know how to make her more willing. I put my hand on my forehead and drag it downwards, changing my face to whatever face she think is hottest. I can't feel any change myself, but it's an illusion, she sees exactly what she needs to see. "Oh damnit, my legs are tingling" she says and squirms.

08.36: Let's finish this! DEILD
I wake up in my bed. Tyrion Lannister from "Game of Thrones" is sitting on a chair next to me. That's weird. He tries to distract me with nonsense, but I decide to count my fingers instead. I count eight. I know I'm still in a dream. Apparently "Weeman" is coming aswell, but I don't care. I decide to finish what I've started. I get up and leave my appartment. I head down the stairs and exit into the light. It's so hot! Everything looks amazing and I activate all senses I can. I know the girl I was just about to have sex with lives nextdoor.

I walk the few meters while touching the bushes to my right. I grab a handful and stuff them in my mouth. Very rough texture. I head through the door into her building and spot a few McDonald wrappers, I try to see if I can smell anything in particular, but everything smells normal. I chew the plants while heading up a flight of stairs and stop at the first floor. "Terrybrook" it says on the door. I knock. An older woman comes down from the second floor and looks at me. I smile and chew my plants. I point at the handle of the door and imagine it being unlocked, and it is!

The door opens and there she is. She's wearing a bathrobe. She gives me a big smile and tells me to come in. She runs into another room and I walk in and close the door. I get an adrenaline rush from the excitement. Crap! Relax, you won't wake up yet. I take two steps.

And wake up.

09.36: Wake up

Amount of sleep: 8½ hours

Supplements: None

New Powers: Face illusion

That's it! Kinda cool dreams, and I'm so glad those DEILD's worked like a charm! Advanced Task complete, woho! The illusion power was also a new power for me. Might come in handy some time.

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Good morning! Bunch of fragments again. I'm aiming for a Lucid tomorrow morning and I intend to check my pockets, and summon a DC.

22.30: Sleep

05.10: Fragments
*I'm holding a big mace. It's made out of arcanite. Another guy who's got a much bigger mace shows up and tries to finish me off. He's wearing arcanite armor aswell. I jump up in the air and avoid his swing. He chases me for a while but I dodge his swings. Another person shows up and I try to hit him with my mace. It's got a big knockback effect but I miss him.

*I'm talking about dreams in my dream. What they are and Lucid Dreaming aswell.

*I'm in a car on the highway and I watch a motorcycle trying to start. He's got some problems with the wheels though and keeps doing burn outs. He falls over and slides on the road.

*I'm at a job interview, and my current boss is the employer interviewing me. "We've just interviewed two people, they got to play with photoshop" he tells me. I don't even know photoshop. "I can do things with paint, but that's about it" I say. I'm afraid that won't be enough at all. All of a sudden I'm watching someone play Mario Kart and he's throwing banana peels all over the place.

05.10: Wake up

Amount of sleep: 6½ hours

Supplements: 3 dl apple juice

That's it! Tomorrow is a big day for me, you'll know why in my next DJ entry! Wish me luck with the LD.

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Good morning! I really need to start following the advice I give out. Once again I managed to make the dream fade by not activating my senses first. Oh well, a short little lucid with some flying is still something. Also had a bunch of pretty cool non-lucids. I also had my 1000th dream this morning! Including fragments ofcourse. Been writing them down since the end of January 2010 with a break last summer.

23.00: Sleep

10.00: Helicopter Dream #1000
I'm at work. My coworker Björn is there, and a small helicopter has just landed on a helipad just next to the dock. We get in, I sit behind Björn in a very cramped seat, it feels just like in a roller coaster. The driver says something and another guy gets in next to me. With a full load of four people we take off.

The dream skips. We're flying through a forest just above a path. There are some electrical wires going through the air up ahead so we land. I get out and look around. There's a small cabin to my right, and to my left I can see loads of blue berry bushes. The driver who is another coworker, disappears. The rest of us starts picking blueberries, god they taste amazing. Is it really the time for this? Shouldn't they arrive in yet another few weeks? "Hey where's Roger?" I ask. "He went into the cabin for a few beers" the other guy says.

10.00: Amazing rockets
I'm in an appartment in a big building. I hear a big bang and run out to the balcony. People are celebrating something and they're making alot of noise. I've just missed some fireworks, damn! The street is cramped with huge buildings and there's a small roof just beneath me. "There's another one!" someone says. I look up and can hear the loud "Swoosh!" A large fireworks rocket goes up in the air but something goes wrong and it takes a sharp right turn and disappears behind a building. Crap!

A second later another rocket is launched and this one goes a bit too much to the right aswell. It explodes in a cascade of yellow balloons. People are going crazy and are trying to catch as many as they can. I see a whole bunch of them blown onto the balcony next to me. I spot something inside the balloons, it's a tiny note. Oh, must be some kind of prize! I look around for one myself but all of them are gone. A kid just under me on the roof has one though and he drops it. I catch it.

"Hey give it back!" he tells me. I break the balloon with my hands and check what's inside. It's just a ten crown coin. I flip it to him, he drops it but manages to pick it up again. I find a tiny balloon and grab it. Inside I find a note saying: "You can upgrade your hard drive on your Xbox with this note." I figure you turn it in to some company and they'll do it for you.

10.00: Survival game in mansion
I'm with my brother Morgan. We're running through corridoors and I've got some kind of slime ball in my hands. We arrive at a door and I walk through it. "Here's where we go our separate ways" I say. It's not a game of survival. I head in one direction and he in another. The mansion we're in is huge! It's got old, dark, wooden walls and doors everywhere. I open one. Just a small closet with a pillow on a shelf. I close it again and pass a few other doors before opening one on my right.

It's a laundry room of some kind. Wait a second, I need a bag of some kind. I spot a black sleeping bag and grab it. It's getting dark out, I should be collecting sleeping gear. I remember the pillow. Morgan shows up further down the corridoor and I scare him a bit by jumping from room to room, making my shadow look scary. "Stop that Matte!" he says. My other brother Martin shows up. I grab the pillow in the other room, aswell as two battery chargers lying next to it. Will come in handy for our flashlights.

The three of us enter a big room at the end of the hallway and there's a big bed in there. I turn on my flashlight and look around the room. Two guys sitting on a bench just next to us is lit up. "Shit, hi?" I say. "Want to share the same room? It's easier if we stick together." "No thanks" they say and leave. Yet another guy shows up and I just figure he's with Martin. He shows me what he's found so far, it's a bunch of "Magic the gathering" cards. I check them out. "Wow these are really old" I say, but I realise they're just garbage.

I find one big blue worm though. "Fire demon, forest demon" I read along with alot of other titles. Apparently you have to wait a turn when playing him to use his powers. "I've got another bunch" the guy says and I grab them and check them out. There are price tags on the cards and I try to see if any of them has any value, none do.

10.00: Fragments
*I'm talking to an old friend of mine. We start talking about why we stopped being friends.

*There are big fire ants everywhere. They're very brightly yellow and I worry about a pile of clothes lying on the ground being infested.

12.00: Fragment
*I'm walking down a road when I all of a sudden feel like doing a RC. I check my hand and see a bunch of pale and very chubby, short fingers. I count them and get to seven. I realise I'm dreaming. Cool! I jump and take off right away. I fly for a few seconds.

12.00: Monica's away
I'm with someone, we're going down into pits in the ground and it's very dark out. In one rather large pit, we hear a grunting noise. We get out of there as quickly as possible. I look around me and realise I'm down at the local gas station. A huge boar appears and starts walking around. I think about how I can kill it. I check my phone for messages. Nothing. Damn Monica, she left this morning without saying where she was going, and now it's night and I still haven't heard from her.

I start getting worried. I try to call her but no one picks up. I enter the gas station store and they've remade the entire place. Nothing is where it should. I see a big pile of gravel lying against a counter. Another glass counter is filled with freshly baked bread. I don't buy anything and get out again. I try calling her again, it's getting very dark out. No answer.

12.00: Wake up

Amount of sleep: 12½ hours

Supplements: Alcohol

That's it! Didn't complete any tasks except the Normal one which was to recall five or more dreams. I'll try tomorrow morning instead.

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Good morning! I haven't been as enthusiastic as I was yesterday when I went to bed for a long time. Intended to do a WBTB this morning but I failed to get up. Didn't have a lucid dream either.

00.30: Sleep

08.30: Zombies
I'm in my old house I grew up in. Once again the zombie apocalypse is here and I'm hiding with a few people. I head up on the roof through a small hatch and stay completely still, peaking over the top every now and then. I've got a clear view of the entire town and there's not a single person in sight. Smoke rises from a chimney across the street. I duck behind cover and wait for a minute or so. I check again, I see a bicycle going past without anyone on it. Must be some kind of ghost. I hide again and look back up again after after a while. This time a car goes past, without a driver.

I start noticing people now. Most of them are on bicycles for some reason. I duck behind the roof before anyone can see me. I look to the right and see a road going behind a mountain. People on the road can clearly see me only if they turn their heads to the right. I hope no one sees me, but soon one guy does. He stares at me for a long time before going out of sight. Another person sees me, and another.

I figure it's time to go down and I slip down the hatch again. "A couple of zombies saw me" I tell a girl. She's our leader or something. "Shit! We gotta go then" she says and starts picking up things. "Go where?" I ask. "To the next house ofcourse, the zombies know we're here" she replies and I start packing everything useful. I find a revolver and some random trash I stash in my bag.

10.30: Fragments
*I'm taking a shit at my mom's house. One of her dogs lies infront of me. I pet her and she licks my face. Next to her is a cage with a pink rat in it. I pet the rat, afraid it will bite me. Its fur is completely pink and is so soft.

*I'm playing a game similar to WoW. I am on an automated path and I have to throw bombs at eskimoes and indians. I try to get as many as possible. There are groups all around and I kill them all. Meanwhile a song is playing in the background. It sounds like "Pocahontas" and the song is about how we should treasure life and the nature. I spot a few mounds of gold and a pool of oil in the woods.

*I'm talking to my uncle about the doctor education. "The english one is the hardest education there is" I tell him. He agrees. "Not everyone can do it though, it's so stressful". He starts telling me about how the salary is. "It starts like up here, and just continues upwards."

10.30: Orcas
I'm in a big pool with a couple of other people. There's another even bigger pool next to the one I'm in, and they're separated by a wall of glass. I see several big orcas in the other pool and they jump and splash everyone in the audience. One is particularly interested in me for some reason, and almost bites me in the arm. I get out of the pool. My dad is there. "Perhaps they think I'm one of the trainers because of my blue shirt?" I ask him. The few trainers around has blue shirts and I take mine off. I jump back in and land on my back.

It's like I've got a life jacket on and I can't really swim under. After a few tries I can and I have to hold my breath for a long time before finding a ladder to climb up on. I get up and someone tells me that the biggest orca is going to make a big whirlpool further down in the pool. I have just missed it. The dream changes and I watch as a few coworkers go past me. It's like I'm playing a nintendo DS game and because I have cleared up a spot in my inventory and because I have so much energy. I can run 50% faster.

10.30: Wake up

Amount of sleep: 9 hours

Supplements: 3 dl applejuice

That's it!

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID NIGHTLY ADVENTURE

Bad morning! R.I.P 5 of my entries. I not only lost a bunch of awesome dream entries, alot of text in the forums aswell! I better hope the people I was teaching something really read what I wrote and remember it. Anyways, had a very cool dream last night, and the most hilarious Nightly Adventure up to date.

22.00: Sleep

23.20: Nightly Adventure
*I wake up and I'm pissed! I grab my pillow, bring up some spit from my throat and spit at it violently. I throw it away and do the same with the next one. Monica is sitting at the computer. "What are you doing?" she asks me. I throw all her pillows away aswell. "Fuck off!" I say angrily (not sure if it was meant for her or the pillows, but I think the pillows) and lie down to sleep without a pillow. Some of them didn't make it to the floor and I have to kick them off the bed with my feet. "Aren't you going to sleep with a pillow?" Monica asks me. "No..." I say and try to fall back asleep. After a few minutes I get up reluctantly and we both laugh.

09.00: Fever and a horny girl
I'm in my appartment, waiting for Monica to come home. I'm pacing and I know I'm running a fever. Shit gets very trippy from here. I walk around for a long time, shouting random things. Having hallucinations about strategies, work, life, theories about all kinds of shit and I feel threatened. I hear someone at my door, pounding on it. "Leave me alone!" I yell. Ok calm down, this is just the fever hallucinations. I enter the kitchen and look at the counter. There's paracetamol everywhere in different sizes. I grab three pills, one which is as thick as my middle finger.

I grab a glas of water and try to gulp them down at the balcony. It's almost impossible but I get it down after a few tries. I enter the living room again and I figure I'll do a hand RC. I count my fingers, eight. That can't be right. I re-count them, seven. Uhm, okay last time. I count eight again but I'm still not convinced I'm dreaming. I jump and the gravity is off.

The dream skips. I'm in a restaurant kitchen. People are working like crazy around me, scrubbing floors and fans and cooking food. There are two girls my age there. "I miss working in a kitchen" I tell them. They laugh. "No seriously, I mean it's hard work, but it was kinda fun if you got into the flow and knew what you were doing." We talk for a while and all of a sudden, we're all naked. One of the girls starts to hit on me.

She gives me a kiss on the lips and grinds herself on me, moaning. I'm getting hard. I push her away gently. "I've got a girlfriend sorry, so I won't do anything with you. No more kisses either" I tell her. She's super hot, but I manage to hold back my urges. "How come you don't have a boyfriend? You're very cute" I tell her. She smiles at me and laughs. "That's a secret" she says, and winks.

I figure she's just screwing around with different guys. I notice something red and it's coming from my leg. There are small scratches all over it and they're bleeding. It's like we've had sex, very rough sex at that. "It must be the painkillers I took, they're acting as blood thinners" I say.

The dream skips. I'm walking up some stairs with my friend Felix. I tell him about the kitchen. We're just about to enter the appartment Monica is in, and I feel very bad about what happened.

09.00: Fragment
*I'm with my friend Henrik and G. We're up on a roof and we have a very old moped with us. We all get on and start going down from the roof. A staircase going down is filled with water. I refuse to go under there. We jump down to another roof and I land hard. There are countless roofs under us and it seems as if we have to jump all the way down.

09.00: Wake up

Amount of sleep: 9½ hours

Supplements: None

That's it! Man I'm so pissed about the crash... Oh well, atleast it made me start backing up my entries.

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Good morning! Had a weird dream last night, don't remember much of it right now though.

22.00: Sleep

05.10: Fragment
*I'm at work. There are two boats down at the dock and they're full of people. I walk a bit and arrive at a few cages with monkeys in them. A human looking monkey comes running with a bottle of water but I ignore him. A big boned girl, even taller than me, appears. She's flirting with me and I smile back. I leave her aswell and start walking up a hill. My friend Jonas and his sister arrives. His sister looks terrible. She's gained twice her weight and looks sick, I ask them how they are. "My boyfriend just dumped me" she says. I pity her.

05.10: Wake up

Amount of sleep: 7 hours

Supplements: None

That's it! I'm hoping for a LD tonight, but I don't have much confidence in myself. I will try though!

Keep oin dreaming, HARE BRA!

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Good morning! Every dream I recall from last night/this morning was a nightmare or close to it. Even the fragment which I'm having trouble recalling, had a very sinister feel to it and I woke up all sweaty from it.

02.00: Sleep

05.00: Zombie apocalypse
I'm standing on a small mountain with a couple of trees nearby. There are shelters and stuff all around me, and people are running around. No wonder they are running around, the zombie virus has been released! I gather some things necessary for survival out in the woods. A very long fishing line, some plastic bags, etc. "How will we sleep?" someone asks me. "We will be huddled together for warmth" an older man says. I pack some last minute stuff into my already stuffed bag and throw it over my shoulder.

We start walking, but don't have to go very far. A kitchen, without roof or two walls appears and there's two people in it. Except for the missing walls, the kitchen looks very new. This place will have to do for now. I greet with the guy sitting at the table. I sit down and we start talking. I look over his shoulder for any zombies incoming, he's got his back towards the "entrance."

"What will you guys do when the electricity goes out?" I ask him. "What do you mean, the lights?" he replies. "No, the food in the refrigerator will spoil right away". "Oh, well, I dunno, we'll take it as it comes then" he tells me. I'm frustrated he has no plan and I don't think everything will be alright just like that. I look over his shoulder again and he gets frustrated because I'm so paranoid. "Well, you should be too" I tell him and take another look, this time I spot something.

A woman in a white, hospital dress is limping towards us. Her skin in her face is starting to turn a bit yellow at places, like it's rotting. "She's infected, get away from her!" people starts yelling. The woman doesn't seem to be a zombie fully yet though. She reaches out with her arms, trying to grab me. I jump away and try to find a knife or anything to kill her with. She chases me around the table, luckily she's not very fast. I see a couple of forks and dining knives but nothing will do.



I spot an orange working knife and I grab it. I grab the woman and shove the knife straight into her skull and twist the knife. She starts whining and screaming. Brain matter splatters all around us and I hold her over the sink to not get it on the floor. I keep my mouth shut tight to not get infected myself. Even though she should be dead she's still alive. I drop her on the floor and she stops moving finally. "Alright, this knife is mine" I say all riled up. Fucking retards who can't get things done. Good job letting the guy with the injured wrists do it.

08.00: Fragments
*Something about the game Terraria. Woke up all sweaty.

*Ants, they were all over the place.

09.20: Collapsing at work
I'm at work. I have to do some concrete work and I try to find an old concrete bag with the right kind of concrete. I know it's supposed to be here somewhere but I can't find it. I see several other bags which are red, but not my bag. I decide to head up to the establishment and get a new one. I check the clock as I walk in. "8.30." I've still got time to do some work until the break at nine. I pick the concrete bag up and ask my coworker if he wants to help me carry another one, he doesn't. My boss shows up, he starts telling me how we have to speed up work, and that it has to be done by the next week in May.

"Next year?" I ask him. "No, next week." God damnit. "Alright we'll step it up" I tell him. He starts telling me how it's better to get a job done fast rather than do a good job. I agree and head back out with my concrete bag. I run all the way back and I'm really sweating by the time I arrive at the gates to where I was going to do my job. The ground consists of loose gravel and I trip in it and fall over. I see a few worms crawling further down. I relax for a second, my leg is cramping like hell and I try to soothe it by rubbing it.

A trucker girl nearby watches me, she looks a bit worried. I shake my head and get up. For some reason I'm very dizzy. I grab the fence next to me and try to stay up, but I fall down on my back. The girl runs up to me. I mumble something. "What text message?" she asks me. I have no idea what she is talking about. "You just said something about a text message" she tells me. "I must have been dreaming" I tell her. Wow I'm sweaty! I wipe my forehead but it still pours down into my mouth.

After a while I get up, my machinist Krull is there. I tell him what the boss said. "Basicly we can just pour the concrete powder in there and just spit at it" I say. He laughs. We head back up and I try to walk as steadily as I can, don't want to show that I'm weak.

10.30: Maths class
I'm in my new maths class. It's the next one after the one I've just taken, and I spot a few people who was in my old class. My coworker Valdis is there aswell, his name gets called out and I ask him about his surname, it doesn't sound right. He repeats what the teacher said. I look at the problems we were handed out. A guy next to me is doing an earlier course's final exam. I solve my problems within seconds but I realise I've done a mistake. I erase it all while the teacher is watching. I notice that there are more numbers than I first had noticed, and it's actually a very hard equation. I'm worried I won't pass this class.

10.30: Fragment
*My friend G has nothing but shorts on. He's got hair all over his body and he's laughing like a maniac. He intends to shave it all off. He flexes his legs. "Look at all that muscle mmmmmmmh, yeah!" I flex my own leg. "Yeah, look at that!"

10.30: Freaking bears!
I'm with my younger brother Morgan at my mom's house. We're on the upper floor and watching the forest on the backside through the windows. I spot something moving up there, and I realise it's a big brown bear! My brother Morgan opens up a window and starts to annoy it. I've got a camera in my hands and I take a few good shots. Suddenly the bear rushes towards us and climbs the ladder beneath us. There's a hatch going into the room we're in. Morgan runs out while I stay to try to fend it off. The bear destroys the hatch but the hole it's made is too small for it to crawl through. I take a lighter and try to burn it. The bear's enormous claws almost rake me and I jump back.

The hole gets bigger all of a sudden and I close the door, but it won't shut properly! I leave it and run down the stairs. I see my mom, she's only wearing a bathrobe and a towel on her head. "Hide!" I yell. "Where? I can't hide" she tells me. "Just go into your room and shut the door then" I tell her and run into another one. The bear comes crashing down the stairs. I head out back and close all the doors behind me. I don't go very far though, as I'm sure the bear will come around the corner any second. Ofcourse it does. What a smart fucking bear. I run back in and close the door behind me.



I head upstairs. The bear has gone away finally. I look out the window to make sure it's not coming back, but it is, and it brought a friend aswell as a cub. For fuck's sake! I run to the front of the house and jump up on the roof. I head to the neighbour's roof and lie down. I check if they would be able to see me if they came down the street, and they would. I go to the next, and the next. After a few houses I'm comfortable enough to stay. I lie there for minutes, just waiting for the whole scenario to go over.

I start hearing voices. "Strange that no one has ever reported it to the police, they should have shot the bear right away." "Yeah, oh well it's taken care of now luckily." After a while I can hear gunshots, so I head back. I climb on the rooftops and next to my mom's house is a huge house with black tiles on the roof. I take a peak around the chimney, and look down the backside. "It's all over, they're dead" my mom tells me. Relief washes over me like never before. I almost start to cry. I try to get down from the roof, all of a sudden very clumsy and slow.

10.30: Wake up

Amount of sleep: 8½ hours

Supplements: None

That's it! What a night. I hate bears, they've always been my mortal enemy in my dreams. One day I will make one appear in a Lucid and ask it why the hell its kind hates me so much. Perhaps they just want to make friends?

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Good morning! Intended to do a short WBTB this morning when my girlfriend went to work, and I did. I also intended to WILD but I failed horribly as I fell asleep a few minutes after starting to try. Did wake up a minute or so after and had some fuzzy feeling in my body, but lost consciousness right away. Oh well, a try is a try! Had two lucids aswell, which was kinda nice, but they were a bit short.

02.00: Sleep

08.00: WBTB 10 minutes

09.00: Flying MILD
I'm standing at an excavation site in a big valley. There's a big drop next to me and I can see mountains over the drop. My brothers Morgan and Martin are there. Martin is driving an excavator and he's trying to park it. I jump up on one tire to talk to him when he finally stops. We talk trash for a while. I jump down and head up the small hill.

I get lucid just like that. "Hey Martin, let's fly!" I shout. "Yeah, let me just park this thing" he replies and tries to park the big machine. It's very unstable for some reason but he manages to do it and gets out. I check my hand and count eight fingers. We head up the hill, the wind is really picking up. I rub my hands to stabilize. Not only is it blowing alot, it's foggy. I can barely make out the mountain over the drop.

With a small jump I'm airborn and Martin is right next to me. Using the wind I fly high up, the feeling is awesome. I've got my goal set in mind, to fly at supersonic speed. I head over the mountain and pick up speed, trying to imagine a force pushing off of my feet. I can feel a slight push and I pick up speed, but it's nowhere near supersonic. I figure it's because I'm flying upwards. I rub my hands to stay in the dream as I usually wake up when I fly, but the dream starts to de-stabilize anyways. I'm fly over a small forest when I lose it.

10.30: Dreams MILD
*I'm lucid right away, walking down a small road going through a forest. Three women are up ahead, in their thirties or something. I pass the first two before grabbing the third and giving her a big kiss. She's barely average looking but I don't care, this is fun! She starts to breathe heavily instantly. Like my lips are made out of pure ecstacy.

The dream skips. I watch the woman I just kissed stand infront of a mirror. She's got the beginning of a beard all over her chin, a bit too much hair for my taste.

*I'm in a nearby town, my coworker Krull is there. I'm holding a grapefruit and I offer it to him. "Have you ever tasted one of these before?" I ask him. He tells me he hasn't. A guy with the same kind of beard appears. "Oh look, he's got the same kind of beard you do, only alot nicer" I say and point. The guy's got a very cool shape to it, and it's slightly red. Krull seems to be offended and says nothing.

*I'm watching my old dreams I wrote down a year ago. Only they're not written down in words, but rather built in the game "Terraria". I wonder how the hell I should read all those blocks and items placed everywhere. I mine a few away.

*I'm in my appartment and it's blowing alot outside. I can hear stuff tumbling around out on the balcony and I decide to take a look. It's snowing aswell and I walk out in it barefoot. I spot a few brown boxes flying around and I grab them and put them safely. My neighbours under me are talking and I check what's going on. Some boxes have flown down to her and I apologise. A broom appears and picks up some and hands them to me. I never see my neighbour but I hear her giggle.

I put all the boxes back, they're green from mold. I take a bike and put it on top but it won't stay upright. I struggle with it for a minute or so before getting it right. I head back in and Monica's watching TV. It's a viking show, made by famous Swedish comedians. I wonder why they haven't done that before. The girl does the "whale" in the water and the guy laughs retardedly.

10.30: Wake up

Amount of sleep: 8½ hours

Supplements: 200 mg B6, 1 x Lucid Dreamer at WBTB

That's it! Too bad I failed the WILD, will have to try again tomorrow.

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Good morning! Had a couple of boring dreams last night.

04.30: Sleep

11.00: Dreams
*I'm at work and there's a fast flowing river nearby. I see some red plastic thingies floating around and decide to get them. I get in the water but don't expect it to be very deep. I fall over and is almost swept away. I grab the plastic and head back up.

Dream skips. I'm in the locker room with everyone. I turn the sauna on and everyone decides to get in. We fight over a spot and I get one at the top. I'm covering my body with a towel for some reason.

*I'm in my appartment. I step in something sticky outside of my closet. It's glue coming from the door. Monica comes over and we try to fix it. I have to glue a piece back but it won't stick. Four Linkin Park songs must be glued on there aswell, and I arrange them in order. When I touch the glue and put it on the songs, I can see who has downloaded them.

*I'm playing a real life version of WoW. I seem to be in a neighbourhood out on the country, and I can't find my way to where ever I was going. I take a road and can see several strong enemies up ahead. I just run through them on my horse but I get killed. I spawn at some big fountain and I accidentaly spawn up in the air, which makes me fall and die again. God damnit!

11.00: Wake up

Amount of sleep: 6½ hours

Supplements: Lots of alcohol

That's it! Lots of dream for so little sleep and alcohol. Must have hit the REM rebound caused by the alcohol, cool.

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Good morning! Had a couple of random dreams last night, and I've concluded that I was Lucid in one of them.

00.45: Sleep

09.00: Dreams DILD
*It's night out and I know I'm dreaming. I'm a vampire, standing on a small hill overlooking a wooden village. I jump and make a short flight to the nearest rooftop and land silently. I look out over the village, it's almost pitch black. Gotta wait, make sure the dream doesn't de-stabilize because I can't see anything.

I lose lucidity when I can see properly again. There's a boy near the edge of the lake. I jump down from the roof and run over to the boy. I sink my fangs into his neck and suck out some blood. People nearby starts yelling and I let the boy go. Wow the young ones have much power in them! I run towards the lake and get on the water. Instead of running I just stand still and will myself to skate on it, it feels awesome!

Dream skips. I'm circling the village again and pull out one of my teeth, it looks rotten. I wonder if there are other teeth I can replace mine with. The ones I have at the moment don't feel right. Perhaps my regular teeth would suffice.

*I'm in school and some kid next to me is whining alot. I draw a very weird, broad arrow head. "This is how an arrow should look like" I say.

*I'm in a supermarket in some foreign country. It's almost completely empty, except for one Spanish guy. He's holding cereal and some other groceries, but he looks very poor. "I'm actually almost rich, it's just that we can't afford much in this country" he tells me. I think it's sad how a person can make so much money doing menial work up in Sweden, and a "rich" person can barely afford food in other countries.

09.00: Wake up

Amount of sleep: 9 hours

Supplements: None

That's it! Kinda cool to be a vampire again. What fascinates me is the way I think when I'm not human in my dreams.

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Good morning! Had two small dreams last night.

23.00: Sleep

05.10: Fragments
*I'm with guys from work at some gladiator arena. The walls are padded and we're going to play american football. Snusknicke who is rather big, tackles me for fun. I can't even make him lose his balance. I'll be the receiver then. I run away and dodge to the side really fast. "Wow you can change directions fast" they say behind me. We start watching some big TV screen and one guy's selecting game modes with a Wii remote. He keeps selecting retarded ones and I tell him to select a normal gaming mode.

*I'm with Monica out in the wilderness. By the looks of it we're in some kind of desert with rocks everywhere. I head up a big boulder and look around. Suddenly there's waves of water coming from somewhere and I get soaked. When the waves calm down I realise I've accidentaly stepped into a pelican territory. They watch me with their cold eyes and I run for my life. I climb a vine with some other guy and hold on at the top.

05.10: Wake up

Amount of sleep: 5 hours

Supplements: None

That's it! Sucky sleep last night, atleast I recalled a few dreams.

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Good morning! Got Lucid last night, only I didn't remember my tasks. Didn't seem to be thinking clearly at all really.

23.30: Sleep

08.00: A-bomb dough MILD
I'm with a couple of people on a dock, kneading together different coloured playdough. I mix the colours and try to make an atom bomb, I actually know the way to do it and soon I've got a big lump of purple dough. I make another piece which is going to pierce the lump and make it blow up. I make it into a spear and pick up the lump and spear, they're pretty heavy. I walk up to the edge of the dock.

I realise I'm dreaming. I jump in the water and start sinking right away. I just relax and imagine the big lump I'm holding not weighing me down, but carrying me upwards like a balloon. After atleast ten meters down or so I start floating upwards and I soon brake the surface. I spot two glowing eyes nearby. "Watch out for the fox!" people at the dock starts yelling at me. I swim away casually as the fox closes in.

When it reaches me, it turns to my brother Morgan. He dives and I follow him under. We stay under for a long period of time. "You gotta get back up and get some air!" I tell him underwater. He doesn't want to.

08.00: Fishing
I'm with my friend Henrik and we're fishing in a lake. There's plants and seaweed everywhere but I manage not to get stuck. My fishing bobber goes down almost right away and I pull up a small brown fish and throw it back in. The next fish in line is cut in half. "Oh damn, this one's been bitten by a pike!" I say and hold it up for Henrik to see. "No it hasn't" he says. The fish starts talking. "I'm going to be a professional swimmer when I grow up" I throw the fish back.

I get another fish which has been ripped open and throw it back. After a while Henrik gets a big one, atleast big enough to eat. It's a seabass and I inspect it closely. It's got a sickly yellow colour instead of green, and it has red veins going all over. It doesn't even feel healthy. I tell him to keep it if he wants to. A big boat appears and I change my fishing spot. Up ahead by the shore I spot a few book shelves. I walk up to them. They're completely filled with food. A food storage! The book shelf furthest in is filled with different kinds of pancakes.

08.00: WBTB 10 minutes

09.30: Jumping around MILD
I'm at work. My coworkers Björn and Fredrik is there. We're talking when I suddenly get Lucid. "Hey, if you jump several times, you will get higher and higher each time" I tell them and start jumping. With each jump I get higher and higher and they're amused. Soon I'm a few meters up and I make a frontflip, but somehow I start sliding to the right, down the wall we were standing on. I scramble to my feet on the side of the wall, holding a metal rod. Hmm, I wonder why you can't just pierce solid rock like that, just because you know you can't in real life.

I stab the wall and hit a hole in it. Oh well, this will have to do. I make a one armed pull up and walk up to Björn again. "Hey, do you have the working diary?" I ask him. He checks his pockets. "No I don't, sorry." "Yeah you do, look, I can see it in your pocket there" I say and point at his leg, a diary is clearly in there. He picks it out and hands it to me, it's all black. Passive control is cool.

09.30: Fragments
*I'm with a couple of people in the middle of the woods. I've got two buckets of soil and I pour it out on some plants we planted there earlier. I'm doing some kind of trial and there's another guy with us who has just recently passed it. He's got a bandage on his arm, covering up a wound which indicates he made it. Suddenly we can all hear a loud noise. It sounds like gunfire or an airplane. "Yeah, there it is" our leader says. We stalk down the path and try not to make too much sound. A big wall made out of mud appears infront of us. It's got a big face carved in it. I hold out my hand and try to make it go away. The other guy uses his Earth powers to do so. "Does everyone have an affinity towards Earth?" I ask the leader. He nods.

*I'm in a big lake with several others. We're lined up on surfing boards and plastic floating matresses. Under us are different water animals, stingrays, a big whale in the middle and big fish. I hold on to a stingray under me and we're all going really fast over the water. Once we stop I lie down ontop of my matress and relax, I can't breathe properly because of the water.

09.30: Wake up

Amount of sleep: 10 hours

Supplements: 200 mg B6

That's it! I also tried to WILD or DEILD in between the dreams, but I only got some weird SP sensations including people singing, got a bit too excited and couldn't do it so I just fell back asleep. I need to experiment more with that, it's so awesome.

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Good morning! Was out drinking heavily last night, but I slept for so long that the REM rebound must have kicked in. Had a couple of fun dreams including some lucidity.

02.00: Sleep

13.00: The beach
I'm on a beach with Monica and my friend Felix. Felix is out in the water. I see a huge wave coming in. "Felix watch out!" I yell and the second later it crashes down on him. The water washes over me but I don't care, although the people sunbathing might. I look behind me and see a mother and daughter lying there. They squeal when the water hits them.

I've got a surfing board and I decide to try it out. It's white and pretty small, like a plastic board or something. It's awesome! I ride the waves and I'm pretty good considering I've never done it before. I start thinking of dream control and know I can control stuff. I make the thing spin around and around while going towards the beach. Monica is gone I realise when I head for our blankets. Although there's a piece of reed sticking up from the water. I grab it and Monica comes up with it. "Damn it!" she says, her ninja attempt thwarted.

13.00: Fragments
*I'm with my friend Henrik. We're going to a natural water spring, apparently they've made a big fountain there. I can see water running down a mountain wall and Henrik reaches out with a bottle. The water hits a pine further up and I don't feel like drinking pine-water. I spot a huge tanker truck by the well. It's filling up with water.

*I'm playing World of Warcraft. I walk around in some neutral city and head up a mountainside. There are no people around strangely. I walk up to a shop and try to find some item I want. It's only got high level gear, and a fancy tune starts playing as soon as I talk to the NPC. I leave him and head up the mountain side. I stop at the top and look at the view, it's pretty cool.

*I wake up in my bed. All I can see is Monica's panties in my face, she's frisky this morning I think and kiss her. I look up and around the room. Our kitchen door is dark brown. That's not right. I count my fingers and realise I'm dreaming. The dream becomes unstable right away.

I end up in darkness and get some SP sensations. I visualize sand in my hands and start spinning.

Suddenly I'm standing on the beach again from the previous dream.

I lose the dream again and I relax as much as possible again.

I wake up in my bed, I've got seven or eight fingers.

I wake up for real.

13.00: Wake up

Amount of sleep: 11 hours

Supplements: Lots of alcohol

That's it! If nothing happens tonight, I'm doing a proper WBTB tomorrow morning, wish me luck!

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Good morning! Had a long dream last night and a bunch of fragments.

22.00: Sleep

05.10: Fragments
*I'm watching two kids my mom takes care of on weekends play around. The boy tickles himself and giggles very loud. My mom tells him to be quiet.

*I'm standing in a room with a door next to me. There's a rocky landscape outside and I quickly head out, take a fist full of stones and go back in. As I inspect the stones, I realise they're beautiful crystals in different shapes and colours. A girl I'm with is amazed.

*I'm on a motorcycle, trying to stop for fuel at a gas station. The bike barely makes it and starts shaking the last bit.

05.10: Gran canaria fight
I'm in a car with Monica and we're going through valleys and up hills to get to our hotel. We're back at Gran Canaria for a second vacation. Suddenly we're at the hotel and I intend to relax in the sauna a bit. I open the door and there's a bunch of old men in there. I close it because I forget something I need to do.

Dream skips. I'm outside, fishing on a wooden dock. There are two Canarians next to me. I get a very small brown fish, it's got sharp fins and I cut myself a bit trying to get the hook out. I make it though and the Canarians are extatic, they want to eat it. I hand it to them. My friend Henrik and some other guy shows up, they start messing with us right away and I refuse to take crap.

I hit his friend in the face and push Henrik so he falls. His friend gets up and throws a bottle at me. I dodge it and try to throw one myself, but it gets stuck on my sleeve. He pushes me towards the edge and I hold on to the railing. Another push and I start falling down towards a road. I land and start limping away. I look back and see the guy chasing me. I throw some rocks and hit him in the head with them, several rocks later he gives up and I make my way up to Henrik again. I slap him in the back of the head. "Make sure you don't get idiots for friends you idiot" I tell him.

05.10: Wake up

Amount of sleep: 7 hours

Supplements: None

That's it!

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Good morning! Did some mantras before going to bed last night, and it paid off! I had another Lucid finally, it's been almost two weeks since last time. Never underestimate the power of MILD.

22.10: Sleep

05.10: Evil kids won't leave me alone MILD
I'm in my mom's house. My mom's upset for some reason and she keeps yelling at me. I yell back. She walks around the room and starts yelling again. I run up to her and yell the same words back in her face and we both start laughing. She seems to have a serious mental illness. Her dog Igor and my grandma's dog Lady starts wrestling on the floor. My dad cheers them on. I can hear my brother coming home and my mom starts yelling again. "You are not allowed to go into the sauna wet, only dry! I don't want to see any water at all!"

Dream skip. Not sure how I ended up infront of the house, but I'm lucid and I'm holding my hands up. The house is on fire. I focus and make the fire stronger by will.

Dream skip. I wake up in my bed. I look at the time, 09.30. "Strange, I've only slept for a few minutes since going back to sleep." I get up and remove some keys from my key hanger which doesn't really exist. It's crooked aswell and I start touching it.

I turn lucid just like that. "Cool, two lucids in one night!" I say out loud.

Dream skip. I'm walking down a path in the middle of a neighbourhood. There's a pine hedge all around me when I spot an outdoors toilet. I get in and do my thing, I look down at my hand. I count eight fingers or more and have to recount them after "feeling" the dream a bit, it's too real to be a dream.

Yup, I'm dreaming alright, sweet! Two kids show up, apparently I forgot to close the door, and when I look around I notice there are no walls. I'm still doing the number two though. The boys seems to be curious, a brown haired one around six and a white haired one around ten. I get a brilliant idea. "So, how does it feel to be a dream character, a part of me?" Halfway through the question, the white haired boy starts grinning and I can see his entire mouth is filled with pointy teeth, he looks quite evil.



He hesitates for a moment before replying. "You should ask Linus." That's a weird answer. "Linus who?" I say, and say a coworkers full name. "Yeah him, he's going to make a list." I have no idea what he's talking about and I keep on taking my crap, somehow it never is enough. We talk about something more but I can't recall what, all of a sudden the dream collapses around me and everything goes black.

I focus with all my might on the ground. I rub it with my hands and a sliver of vision returns. My vision gets better by the second and soon I'm back fully. "Gotta focus on the dream boys!" I say and do a noseplug RC, cool I can breathe. I look at the different plants around me, everything looks greener than in real life. I try to forget about my sleeping body.

All of a sudden everyone starts running away and a small kid in a dark red robe with the hoodie pulled up appears. I'm in some kind of tag game and I start running. I run around the nearest house and stop at the back. The kid comes up and I've had enough of that evil little brat, getting chased in a Lucid sucks. I grab the kid by his throat and lift him up. I enter the door next to me and a man in his fifties, trying to fend off another kid, tries to stab me with a knife.

I grab the knife inches from my face with telekinesis and the man is paralysed with fear. I forget about the kid I was holding as I enter the living room. Seems like there is another kid in here, harrassing the woman. I decide to show off my powers and make the knife spin around a bit, aswell as an unopened beer. I try to open the beer with the knife but I break away the metal thingy. I stab the beer and take a sip.

The woman is standing in the stairs, just as afraid as her husband was. I've got a firm hold on her leather bag with telekinesis as I make the knife spin around her head, very close to her eye. Her bag is made up of strange patterns and black beads. I read the bag and from it I get that she has had pheasant for lunch. My alarm wakes me up.

05.10: Wake up

Amount of sleep: 7 hours

Supplements: None

That's it! My recall of the first part wasn't very good, I couldn't get more than a few scenes here and there and I have a hard time connecting the dots. Anyways it was cool to have another Lucid again, next time I'll try to focus on my "Fight" task.

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!