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NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID NIGHTLY ADVENTURE

Hey all. I'm noticing great progress in my dream recall! I don't know if it's because of the B6 vitamin I'm taking but I did recall two dreams after just 6 hours of sleep, and two more after sleeping a few more hours. This night I also had some funny hallucinations or whatever you call them.

I just read the MILD chat from last night with PercyLucid. And it was cool! I will write down in my workbook what I think about before bed, and what's on my mind during the day. I've already achieved a few MILDs these last weeks, and I got one tonight!

9.00: Upcoming party
I'm outside of my appartment, and I'm talking to a guy I know. The subject is how people react when you take command, and how you speak with authority. "Some people are born alpha males" I say and he agrees. "Some people you can boss around, some people will boss you around" The subject goes on for a couple of minutes and it feels so right! Like everything makes sense. After the talk we walk towards some stairs and see a few girls standing in them. We all greet and apparently it's his friends. We stay there for a pretty long time, while smoking. One girl smokes four cigarettes and I tell her that her tongue will be black soon. She sticks it out and it's indeed black! I take out my cellphone to take a picture, but it's not enough light out for it to be a good picture. We start walking back towards my appartment and the guy I know asks if it's okay to party in my appartment. Like smoke weed. I tell him that I don't want them to do that, but they can party. I get a fake memory of a bike being thrown down from my balcony at an earlier party. I tell them not to do that.

9.20: Kill or be killed
I'm running through a cornfield, and I'm being hunted by something. It's like I'm inside a huge warehouse and I'm sticking to the wall, where a path has been made by some people ahead of me, ofcourse I'm at the back! I turn around and face the thing hunting and me, and knock an arrow on my bow. Just as I knock the arrow, a tiger jumps at me and I shoot. Missing the tiger which crashes into me. Luckily I had time to turn my bow sideways and aim it towards its mouth. I let the bow go and run for my life, taking a turn. The tiger struggles with the bow for a second or two then comes rushing back at me. I don't get very far, perhaps a few meters before he's on me again. This time I grab its mouth and put two fingers in its nose, and with a tight grib, I get it to be still. "Shoot it!" I yell and two arrows strike the wall just above the head of the tiger. I push it upwards with all my might and some arrows hit it this time. A small girl in primitive clothing jumps up on the tiger, and draws a stone dagger and plunges it into its skull. The tiger stops struggling and collapse in my arms. I let it go and look around. Suddenly some kind of monkey comes out of nowhere and he looks alot like a human. For some reason he just falls and turn into a big pile of rotten flesh and pus. I look around and the entire field turns into these strange monkey-men and they all die. I can see some people up on a platform and I draw the conclusion that they're the ones responsible. One of them comes down and starts running towards us. I pick up some flesh from the ground and I throw it at him. It hits the ground at his feet and he dies instantly.

10.30: Action movie turning into a fieldtrip MILD
I'm on the side of a big truck and I'm hanging on for dear life. The guy driving is insane and we're going atleast 100km/h. I have a glock in one hand and I empty the magazine into the windshield, with no effect. It's made out of bullet proof glass. The guy inside shows me his teeth in an evil grin, and he looks alot like John Travolta. I look to the side to see where we're going and we're heading straight for a big warehouse. I look back at the guy driving and he's holding a gun of his own to his head now. A second before impact he pulls the trigger. The truck crashes into the building and I fly head first into the metal wall, and bounce off it. I somehow know it's a dream, and even though I fly perhaps twenty meters, I manage to land on my feet. Everyone in my class comes up to me and we all take a smoking break. One girl takes a seat on my stomach and we talk some about thieves. "I fucking hate people stealing other people's stuff!" I say. Suddenly I hear/see this voice, telling us that North and South is blue, and East and West is red. This somehow triggers a memory of my DJ (the colors being red for lucid and blue for dream) and I get the feeling it's Alex saying it all. I get lucid, but decide to just sit there for a while and see what happens. Suddenly the dream starts to fade. I wake up by my alarm clock going off. EAT S**T YOU SON OF A B****!

13.00 Drugs and driving
I'm in a car with my brother's friend. It's dark outside and it's raining heavily. We're outside of the local hospital and I'm holding some drugs he just handed me. "You sure this will make my better?" I ask and he nods. The drug is in a glass vial and it's red. I bite off the small plastic cap keeping the liquid in and I swallow it all. We drive off and head for my appartment. "Do you take any performance enhancers?" I ask and he says yes. "But you're not aggressive at all" I say. "Well I don't do the heavy stuff" he tells me and lets me off outside of my appartment. The dream changes somehow and I'm on a go-cart. I feel the urge to go somewhere and I see an open door infront of me in the building. I ride through the door and I see another one ahead of me across the hall I just entered. I drive through several doors and when I look back, I can see dirty track marks on the floor. I decide it's time to get out of there and go out the backdoor. The backyard is filled with ancient, large, grey stone slabs and I climb them for a while. I end up on the edge of a huge ravine. Ahead of me is an enormous stone wall, with a temple in it. The gap isn't big luckily and is definitely jumpable. I jump it and enter the temple. The dream changes and I'm with my family inside of a really old house.

Nightly Adventures
*I keep poking my girlfriend in the side until she wakes up. "What the hell? Wtf?" I ask her. She gets all confused, and I go back to sleep.

*My snowboard hanging on the wall is falling down! I jump up and grab it. "Damn it's stuck hard" I think for myself. "Well, gotta take it down to be safe" I jerk it loose and put it on the floor. My girlfriend ask me what I'm doing. I'm fully awake and know EXACTLY what I'm doing! I pee then go back to bed.

Amount of sleep: 10 hours

Food before sleep: Nothing special, 50 mg B6 at 9.20 though.

That's it! Fun dreams. I've been trying to clear my mind every time I'm going to sleep, and telling myself to get a lucid dream. Everytime I wake up during the morning, I tell myself I will dream. Especially at 9.00 when my gf goes up for work.

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Woop woop! Slept way too much this morning, in hopes of getting a LD. But all in vain! I just had a few random dreams even though I used the WBTB technique after 9.00.

Night Fragments
*I was watching DV and I saw a DJ entry where they called me by my real name. I checked it out and saw that the person who wrote it, really looked up to me. I feel really good about myself for a while, until I decide to check the IP on that person. Ofcourse! It's just my friend Eric fucking around as usual..

*My friend Felix has finally got a hold of a girl! She's blonde and cute. Suddenly another cute blonde girl shows up, and they introduce her to me. "This is my sister" his girl says and I wonder wtf is going on. "Don't worry, you will forget about Monica after a while" says Felix and I don't feel so good.

9.00: Trashtalking an old friend
I'm talking to my friend Henrik about an old friend I once had. We actually had a great time, but he was kinda strange. We're doing some kind of work outside of a house and we start talking trash about the old friend. Suddenly we hear a voice from above and look up. The window on the top floor is slightly open and we look at eachother. "Damn that's right, he's living right here" I say and soon after we hear someone coming around the corner. Ofcourse it's the one we talked about and he's really pissed off. But he has changed somehow, and is taking it way better than I thought he would. Soon he's crying and we tell him it's alright, and we have a long conversation. We end up agreeing on doing something later.

11.00: McDonald's
I'm at McDonald's with Felix and G. It's late at night and we're having some food after our night out. I'm eating a cheeseburger and when I'm almost done, I see that the meat is completely pink. "Wtf?" I say and I look around. G gets a big hamburger from the guy behind the counter and he's just about to eat it, completely oblivious that the entire thing is pink. "Don't eat it!" I say and walk over to him. He puts the burger down and I confront the two guys working there. "What the hell? Why don't you cook the meat properly?" I ask and they shrug. "Do you think it's worth putting on the grill again? It takes a long time for it to heat up" I look at the supposedly turned off grill and I can clearly see it's still on. It's even glowing red. A monitor in the roof appears out of nowhere and it's showing us the grill. Zooming in until we see the fine cracks of the metal.

12.30-14.15: Fragments
*I'm watching some kind of talkshow of some sort. And there's a bunch of women, who all wants a man. One guy comes up and everybody screams. The dude looked a bit feminine, and was wearing some tight grey pants. A story about him appears and he tells us about himself while stretching. Apparently he's also into guys..

*This dream was fucked up. It was about a frog, trying to get into a tree, where it had its nest. To get to the tree, you had to climb, and build ladders with cards, by putting them together so they build a bridge. You could also use sticks, which you jammed between two trees and made some kind of ladder...


*I'm driving my dad's car and I'm closing in on a red light. I hit the breaks as hard as I can but the car keeps moving, and luckily I don't hit anything. The other cars honk at me and I put up my hand to say sorry. At the next intersection the same thing happens! I step on the break with both feet but the car won't slow down enough.

Amount of sleep: 11 hours

WBTB Food at 9.15: 2 eggs, 1 can of makrill on some knäckebröd,
25 cl applejuice, 1 omega-3 pill and 100 mg B6.

That's it! I will try to increase the B6 over the days to come. Tomorrow I will rebound my REM by not sleeping more than 4 hours. We'll see how much I dream even though I barely get any sleep!

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Good morning! That was one hell of a night. It started off by me waking up, thinking there was something in the room. My pulse was probably around 160 and the adrenaline was pumping! "Holy shit! God damn that was cool" I said to myself. I don't know what it was about, but I must have remembered what it was then, since I knew it had been a hallucination. Anyways I had some B6 last night before bed and it was some ride. Here's what I dreamt:

D1 Night: Snowboarding with pissed off friend
I'm with my friend Henrik. He's agitated for some reason and I can barely say anything to him without making him angry. We're in my hometown just outside my appartment and we're going down streets with our snowboards. Henrik falls alot, which makes him even angrier. I have no trouble standing up. Suddenly I gotta take a shit real bad, and decide to run to the closest bar, which is Tommy's. I sit down and start shitting like never before, while holding my hand on the lock so that no one can pick it.

D2 9.00: Late for work and ghost in the house
I wake up, and check the time. "Good I got time for a jog before I go to work" I think for myself and put on my running shoes. I start working 16.00 for some reason and I start running. I run for some time before I check the time again. 15.00! "God damnit I'm gonna be late!" I curse and start running home while making a call to my dad, explaining the whole thing. "You can't come to work late! God damnit you know that!" he tells me and I hang up the phone. I'm just about to call my boss when I enter my appartment. I think. I don't recognise any furniture at all. "What the fuck...?" a guy enters the hall and starts freaking out. I recognise him as my neighbour. "This is your fault" I say and I have no idea why. "My fault? How can this be my fault?!" he yells and I calm him down by explaining that something's not right. I take a good look around and he has alot of books, and the appartment is huge compared to mine. "You know my entire appartment would fit in your living room" I say and he laughs. He shows me to the door since I couldn't find it on my own, and I leave.

"That was weird..." I think as I enter my own appartment this time, and try to find all the stuff I need. Suddenly two people appear out of nowhere and they seem to be as confused as I. My mp3 wire gets ripped out of my hands by some invisible force and the plug hits the kitchen counter. I try to take it back but it's like it's magnetic. I finally get it loose and I draw the conclusion that there's a ghost in the building. The two guys with me agree and we try the wire thing again. "Cool, it really sticks!" I say and we play around with it for a while, leaving marks in the wood.

D3 11.00: The new girlfriend experience
I'm at a big carnival of some sort. The place is like a small town and I'm there with my friend Eric, my brother and some other people. I don't know how, but we end up in a large lake, partying with alot of other people. Apparently I had broken up with Monica the other day, and all the girls in the water knew it. I felt like I could use some comfort and inspected them closely. I recognise one girl I know, and she's staring at me, her face glowing in the sun.

Suddenly two girls come up to me and tells me they're having a private party, and that I'm invited. "Is that so?" I ask and grab them both, lifting them up onto my hip, one on each side. They're a bit chubby but I don't mind. I squeeze their asses some and we decide to get out of there. We start swimming towards their "camp" or whatever and I see several grey and brown water snakes under the water. Soon we're up on dry land again.

"How am I supposed to get back again tomorrow?" I ask and they tell me that I can just take a cab or something. But I've got something even better, I've got a Hearthstone! (from WoW) and it's inside my cellphone. To get into their camp, you had to pass through some customs, and apparently you had to make a good impression. I try to remove my headphones and turn off my mp3 but the music won't stop playing. An old chinese man walks out of a black car and heads towards me. I just manage to take the headphones off in time to bow and shake his hand, and man what a handshake!

We enter their camp and the girls walk off to get ready or whatever. I see my friend Eric and he's with a girl he liked back in the days. I think about Monica for a while and wonder why we broke up, my good mood is getting worse by the minute. I start talking to Eric and I ask him what he's up to. "Well not much, we're going fishing tonight" he replies and I ask him if I can come, I really need to talk to someone I know about this whole thing. He tells me that I can't and one of the girls I was with, comes back and grabs my arm and leads me away from him.

We walk up to one of the many houses and enter. This is apparently where I will be sleeping. I put my cellphone on the nightstand and we walk towards a beach. As I'm about to jump in from the bathing platform, I slip on the slimy green algae. I do a few spins in the air and continue spinning as I fall to the bottom. I lie there for a few seconds before I swim for the surface. When my head breaks the water everyone on the platform is laughing with me, and I see a big black, stationary camera standing there. "Oh cool, now I'll be on TV or something" I think and the girl I'm with, jumps in the water and we swim away.

After swimming for a while, we walk up on land, and I can see some new houses. I start thinking about Monica again, and it doesn't feel good. "Why did we break up?" I walk to the backside of the houses and find a small football court, made out of small rectangular stones in mud. I start kicking a ball and the girl joins me. We each score some and I kick the ball far away. "I want to go get my cellphone" I say and she tells me we can go back, she just has to pick some flowers first. I start walking ahead and stop after twenty meters.

Looking back, I see a yellow monster truck with shiny rims that doesn't move. Coming down a hill on a road. Soon after there's a guy with a skateboard in his hands. He takes a big jump and lands on his belly on the skateboard and disappear behind the houses. I pluck some white flowers and think about Monica. I decide to take her back and I wonder what the hell I'm doing with this piece of trash instead of her. The girl comes back and she has a whole bunch of flowers in her hand. We start heading back to the original camp.

As we enter the camp, I ask about my cellphone once again. "Yes relax, you will get it soon, but first you gotta see something" she tells me and I get shoved into a small washing room to wait. Monica is there for some reason and she's working. I decide to tell her later tonight when she comes home about how I want her back, and soon the door opens. "Alright see you later then" I tell her and finish the sentance with "Puss hej" (which means like, kisses, goodbye in Swedish) and the girl's friend looks at me suspiciously.

I'm led into another small house and her mom and dad is there. "What the hell is this?" I think and the mom shows me a piece of cloth she's made. I suddenly realise what's going on. I'm getting married to this girl! I can see the text on the cloth and it's some clever rhymes in Swedish, telling a story about how fast it all happened but that we're in love. They all laugh when the father recite it all and comes to the part of what's going to happen tonight *wink wink*. You'd think that the embroideries were enough. Not really... The mother had covered half the text in silver. And she told me that she wasn't finished yet. They had to work hard to get it all done!

I panic and run out the door. I miss my little Monica so bad that it hurts! Just as I was just about to start crying, I woke up. All sweaty and relieved!

Amount of sleep: 9½ hours

Food before bed: 2 eggs, 1 can of makrill on 3 pieces of knäckebröd,
25cl Applejuice, 2 Omega-3 pills and 50 mg B6 vitamin.

That was a very interesting night! Most vivid dreams I've had in a long time, and the length of them all! I've never had such a long recall ever. Something I ate last night was definitely working. The B6 perhaps? I had also only slept 4 hours the day before, so might be that.

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Good morning! Finally a night with some vivid and fun dreams! Although I only remember one of them, I know the other dreams I had was fun. I thought Puffin's DILD class was at 01.00. But it was at 03.00! Anyways it was a cool class, and I can't wait to learn some more

D: I'm just leaving someone's house, and I'm embarrassed. I think it was some kind of party and I had been exposed as a fraud of some sort. I see a black pickup truck and figure it must be my ride. A guy is sitting in the back and I decide to join him. I throw my limegreen bag up and over the car, totally missing it. "God damnit" I think for myself as I grab it and try again. I don't get it right until the third time. I jump up and sit next to the guy. The car starts moving and in a minute or so we enter a forest. The dream changes and suddenly we're cruising the car on ice. It has only one front wheel and I ask why. "It gets better grip if you only have one wheel" someone tells me. We meet up with another car and we splash him with some water as we go by. Suddenly I can see a large hole in the ice ahead of us. "Oh no! The ice has melted away over there" my grandpa doesn't stop the car and continue driving. When we reach the assumed hole, we see that it's still just ice. I make a big speech about sun reflecting. We seem to go around in circles and soon we're at that same forest again. I don't know how, but the car disappears and we're somehow cruising on our bellies. It's like I'm on a surfboard and my grandpa is at the back, kicking with his legs, only we're on land. I jump high up in the air on some small bumps and I go up into the treetops. The landing doesn't hurt and we continue through the forest. When we reach the ice, we see that it has been replaced by water. I grab onto a weird, gray snake-like foam thingy and direct it with my hands. When I get it right, I pick up speed. Alot of speed. Suddenly we're shooting through the water and it feels great! We take the same route and end up at the beginning of the lake again. This time I go underwater for a few seconds because of bad steering, and when I go back up, I see a small raft out in the lake. Filled with extremely hot bikini girls! I shoot past them and take a good look, grinning like a fool. I can hear them cheering me on. After a few meters I jump off the foam thingy and I'm in shallow waters. A huge wave appears out of nowhere and I dive into it to go behind it. My grandpa decided to just stand there and it actually affected him less than me. Soon after I woke up.

F: I'm with my brothers at some huge waterpark of some sort. I don't remember much but the dream was very long and very vivid.

Amount of sleep: 8 hours

Note to self: Write more dreams down! I forget to do it when I wake up and fall back asleep. Anyways that's it folks.

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Hello. Thought I was gonna be late for Puffins DILD class. It starts at 7pm -6. I'm at +1... So I'll just wait until 01.00 tonight hah! Anyways, I didn't dream that much, two fragments and a short dream.

D: I'm with two other guys, and we walk up to a house. I guess we must be in a foreign country, I can see jungle around me. The house is out in the middle of a small lake and we rush in. We take out two guys somehow and we loot their bodies. I take a wallet with a couple of thousand in it, and also a passport. I need the passport to get out of this place and I read the name. "Miguel Luardo" or something like that. I take a look at the picture and start wondering how the hell we're going to fool the customs with this. We still decide to try it and walk to a booth not far away. They tell us we need new passports, and that it will take a few weeks. We also find out that we don't need them to go on a boatcruise. "Then let's go to Thailand!" some guy tells me and I get mad at him. "Why the hell do you wanna do that? Let's go to Åland, it's closer" I say and we start arguing.

F1: Something about my brother Morgan. I remember him having a diaper, so I guess he must have been around one year old again. So damn cute!

F2: I remember trying to take something from my mom's dog. She growled at me. She hasn't done that before.

Amount of sleep: 8 hours

Well, tonight is the class. Is gonna be interesting yesh yesh.

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Hey hey. I'm thinking about introducing a REM rebound day more than once a week, I slept way too much tonight to just remember two fragments... I did have a long one, which I woke up from, all excited and I felt my head was filled with recent impressions and memories. But I couldn't remember it! I lay there for a long time, but nothing came to me... Anyways here's what I dreamt.

D1:Some guy calls me and offers me a job in the stone business. "The last guy we took in, he didn't fit really. We thought he had good eyesight. But he didn't, if you catch my drift" "Yeah, it's a metaphor right?" "Uhm yeah something like that..."

D2: I'm playing Entropia Universe. And get a big hit of Megan. "Aile" What the hell is aile? I think and look it up on the internets. 7000+ tons. "Omg sweet!" I start clicking and I tell Monica that I just made a couple of Ks. I have to kill a molisk which has a head like Stewie in Family Guy. And I see a rhino.

Amount of sleep: 9½ hours

That's it! If I can get my ass out of the bed tomorrow, I will try to.

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Hey! I barely had any dreams last night. Only a couple of fragments, but one of them was awesome haha. Perfect training for my coming LDs!

Dreamfragments

*I'm in a warehouse of some sort, with a couple of friends. There's cases of beer and booze everywhere, and I pick up a really strange bottle and it's 80% proof. We walk around some more and try to find a beer called "Man" We finally find the red can, it's a German beer and it's 7.9% proof, just like a real man wants it

*I'm walking around, and have telekinetic powers. I really have to make an effort when trying to make things move, and I make several objects fly around me. I notice that if the object gets more than two meters away from me, it will fall. I lock my door with it, takes a while. Then I'm at my grandma's house, and she slaps one of my things, which falls to the floor.

Amount of sleep: 9 hours

That's it! I've ordered some B6 vitamins. The pharmacist thought I was some kind of junkie when I told her I wanted massive doses of it. Let's hope it works!

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Hey all! That was one frustrating night... I went to bed at around 01.00 and woke up again at 03.00. I had several strange hallucinations or whatever you call them. I can't really explain what I felt, but it was like I was trying to understand something. Something about Magic the Gathering. I had to have enough power bla bla... I woke up several times during the morning, but couldn't recall anything! I was so frustrated. But in the end, I got my LD!

Night: I am god. I know that I'm dreaming and I am almighty. I wake up and I'm really confused, did I just have a Lucid Dream? I won't count it as one, as it was more emotions and strange feelings, rather than sight. I do have have this godlike picture of a man standing in light in my head.

12.45 D1: I'm in our vacation cabin in northern Sweden. Me and my brother are going fishing and I'm trying to find a fishing rod. I find one and it's a modified spinning rod. "Can I use this?" I ask and show it to some of my relatives. "Hmm no... That's Lisa's rod" one of them say and I wonder who the hell Lisa is. A girl we call "Ankan" shows up and that's apparently her. "Uhm... is that her real name really?" I wonder and fail to notice the dreamsign! I end up having to fix the rod from scratch, with some piece of string.

D2: I'm at a hockey game with my cousins. I'm having a conversation with one of them, Michael, about melting temperatures. "Hey, how about kelvin?" I say and we're wrestling for some random reason. "Hmm is that hot?" he asks. "Yeah! It's like super hot". I start playing with an electric socket which is faulting. Sparks are flying everywhere, like it's a broken hose. "What if the current would be AC instead of DC?" I ask an old man, and he says it would be very dangerous. I can feel the shower of sparks on my leg and I direct the thing toward my little brother. He has hair in his armpit (he's 10) and he tells me he wants to go to sleep. I follow him to a room full of bunkbeds, and he lay down in one. I kind of wake up but fall asleep again, and the dream continue.
I'm at the other side of the room, in the other entrance and I'm trying to turn on the right lights, damn things won't do as I want them to! I can see six or seven buttons and I try to get the right lights to light up, for atleast thirty seconds. I don't want to wake up anyone, and finally I manage to do it.
Suddenly I'm playing a cool video game in the middle of the room. I got my feet on the table and the game is a cool version of pokémon. The creatures in the game keeps vomiting when I attack and the effects are awesome. The game evolves somehow and now it's about running in 2D. It's like guitar hero where you have to time the buttons, and I suck at it so bad! In the end, the pellets are counted and it turns out I didn't get a prize.

LD: I'm in my appartment, looking out the window. The entire landscape is moving, and it looks like I'm on a train. I point this out to Monica and she doesn't react much. I get lucid and instead of the building crashing into the next, it turns and continues down a slope. "Hmm, this doesn't feel right, we must be on a pulka (check picture). Suddenly we are, and I'm on the side. I feel like flying, so I make the pulka fly by willing it. We're far up in the sky now, just circling the home town. After like fifteen seconds, we start to descend and end up at my old school. I can feel the dream start to de-stabilize and remember instantly what I read on DV. About concentrating on my hands. I look at my hands and focus on my sense of feeling and sight. The dream stabilizes and gets very vivid right away. The feeling of cold snow against my hands worked great! I leave the pulka and start walking. I think about the task of the month, the elevator task, and decide to try it out. I know there's an elevator on the side of the building, but weren't you supposed to create your own? I decide to make my own and I tell Monica to wait for me, while I walk down a few stairs. On the bottom I expect to find an elevator, only to find snow. I close my eyes and try to concentrate. When I open them again, the snow is still there. I can see a door which is almost buried. "Hmm, what if I try to open the door just a little bit, and crawl in?" I think and I try to make it open. I start to feel my body and wake up almost instantly.

Amount of sleep: 11 hours


The damned buttons from hell^___________________________Pulka^

Well that's it folks. Feels great to finally get a proper LD, and not just fragments of one. I will try to rebound my REM atleast once a week from now on, it'll be nothing but good for me. I'm off to buy some B6 vitamins!

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Hello there. I don't recall ANY dreams last night. Maybe it's because I just slept five hours, or maybe it's because I lent my awesomeness to my girlfriend, who knows? Anyways I will give you guys one last old LD. This one's pretty memorable (even though I almost remember them all) and I had no trouble summoning stuff in it. I was supposed to summon a blonde gal, but ended up being a gentleman instead haha!

I'm walking around in a very dark maze and I can feel that I'm starting to lose the dream. I concentrate real hard on the dream and manages to stay in it, perhaps by touching one of the walls. The dream stabilizes and I walk out of the maze and enter a club. I lose my lucidity and I'm standing on top of an escalator with Monica, and the club is huge. To get down we go on a water slide and end up on the dancefloor, which is filled with water. The entire club seems to be inside of a big mall and I'm about to take a couple of drinks from a tray. Monica points out how disgusting the water is and I decide not to. We splash around in the water some then I take her into my arms, and we walk away to another part of the place. "My panties feel wrong" she tells me and I tug on them to correct them. A couple of girls walk by and starts giggling. I get lucid once again, and I put Monica down. "Hey, this is a dream" I say and she asks how I could be so sure. I try jumping and notice that the gravitation is a bit off. I double check my taking a look at a clock on the wall. "Do you wanna fly?" I ask and she nods. I take her into my arms and after a few jumps, we're flying through the mall. From one wall to another we fly and I try teleporting and it works. I fly down a corridor and ask her if she wants anything to drink. She just looks at me and smile. I know what she wants and I snap my fingers. A can of coke appears in my hand and I give it to her. A second later I realise she prefers it in a bottle, and with another snap of my fingers, I'm holding a glass bottle. We fly into the main hall again and land in the newly created V.I.P section. We've got a large table for ourselves and I ask her if she wants anything to eat. "Hmm, I want fish" she says and I turn my back on the table and try summoning different dishes of fish. When I turn around, there are plates with fish everywhere. We start eating some fried fish with potatoes and I start to wake up

Well that's it, man it sucks to not get enough sleep...

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Hey all. I can't remember that much from last night. This is the third day in a row where I can't remember more than one dream, which sucks! I have decided to try to wake up tomorrow, and not get more than 6 hours of sleep, wihch will make my REM rebound. Hopefully that gives me alot of dreams on tuesday! This is what I dreamt last night:

D1: I'm standing on the balcony of my old appartment. There's a small dog with me and suddenly it walks through a hole, and falls down! I panic and run to my old room, in which my sister is with a few friends. "Where the hell is my cellphone?" I bark and see it on the bed. I grab the phone and head for the stairs. Halfway down I meet my mom, and she's holding the dog. "He's alright, just a little shaken though" she says. I walk back to my room and starts yelling at my little brother for something

Amount of sleep: 8½ hours

Well, boring I know. I cba to translate another LD today. Might do it tomorrow though.

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Hey all, I barely had any dreams last night, which sucks. I do remember chopping up some onions... So here comes an old LD I had a few months back, it was one of the first LDs I had in which I didn't wake up immediately.

LD: I'm taking a shower at work, and I don't have any shampoo. I take some from a bottle next to me and do my thing. When I'm finished showering, some guy walks up to me and starts asking me about my education. "What are you studying?" he asks and points at my books. I tell him about it and he walks away. The dream changes and becomes totally random, suddenly I'm having a fight with The DEVIL! I somehow manage to trap him in a pile of coins, and hide them under a bed. I then take a newspaper and put it on top.



"You do realise I will break free as soon as someone remove these coins? He asks in his Devil-voice.

I start thinking about encasing them in concrete and walk outside. I follow a road which leads to an intersection and I time it so that the cars don't hit me. I realise I'm dreaming, and decide to try to jump. I go like ten meters up in the air and land hard on the side of the road, on a small hill overlooking the town. I feel extatic and jump up in the air again. I fly down to the gas station in a few seconds and starts circling it. A few seconds later I'm down on the ground and the dream changes somehow again. Suddenly I'm ontop of the hill again, only this time, a road leads down to a dock filled with dumpsters. "Maybe I should try skateboarding?" I try to summon a skateboard while running but it just won't work! I close my eyes and try again and when I open them, I'm on a skateboard, heading for a big jump. I do the jump and fly several feet up in the air, and do like four spins before I land it. I head for the lake, which is now frozen for some reason, and come to a river. I'm not on a skateboard anymore, but on a surfboard and it's like I'm being dragged by an invisible line. The river changes to a lush jungle with bright yellow bananas on the sides. I can really feel the heat of the sun, and the colours are incredible.



The dream changes but I still manage to keep my lucidity. This time I'm on a cruise ship, and I'm having an argument with myself. In the corner of my eye I see a room filled with porn. "Oh that's right! I gotta try to summon a girl" I start to read a magazine and I can see that they've actually taken those pictures right where I'm standing. The dream starts to fade and I don't get laid.

That's it folks! I hope you enjoyed it as much as I did. It was sweet.

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Good morning! I only had two dreams last night which I could remember, and they weren't long enough to write down. Something about being in a shower in a cellar, and watching the boss's woman touching herself, and some other dream about going on a hike. And packing my bag full of survival supplies.

Here's the last real lucid dream I had, it happened a week ago.

We're orbiting around another planet in our spaceship, and we're about to go down and explore it. A team of four people is sent down, including me.



We end up in someone's backyard and our readings indicate that the oxygen level is perfect. We remove our masks and take a better look around. I see three small human-like creatures running around. Their eyes are glowing yellow and they're scared of us. I chase them down and make them relax. They're just children I see now and not so scary at all. "Which one of you has the most power?" I ask and realise I'm dreaming. A small girl raises her hand and I tell her to destroy a wooden fence. The whole thing blasts away and reveals a deserted landscape. Suddenly we notice something up in the sky, it's a huge, yellow/green spaceship.
Apparently it wasn't welcome here and the girl starts summoning large meteors from the sky. The ship retreats quickly and I decide to help. I try summoning both lightning and fire, but nothing work. Disappointed I watch the ship go further away. Then I figure I could pull it back with telekinesis! I stretch out my hand and make a grabbing motion in the air, and pull towards me. The ship stops in it's track, and is suddenly coming back! The meteors continue raining down and they finally hit the ship, which explodes.
The dream changes.
I'm sitting at a table by the pool in the same backyard, and drinking beer with my friends. "Hey Matteh, why don't you grab me a beer?" Eric asks and I take a look at our backpack, which is lying twenty meters away. "Why would I go and get one, when I can make it come to me?" I ask and make a beer fly towards me with telekinesis. It flies past me and is kinda hard to control, but I get the hang of it pretty quickly. I do this four times since some of those beers were actually water bottles.

The ship in the sky looked something like this, only HUGE and alot longer.


Amount of sleep: 10 hours

That's it folks. I hope you enjoyed it, any questions or something just ask away.

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Hey all. Tried a MILD last night, not too hard I guess, but I still lay there for some time, chanting in my head: "When I dream, I will know it's a dream" and even some in the morning after waking up a few times. Anyways atleast I had a couple of entertaining dreams. Nothing compared to a Lucid one. But I know I will get one soon!

D1 Night: I'm at small stream with a guy from work. He tells me he want seeds from those strange three-meter tall plants growing in the stream. I look at them and they look like small trees with a huge pineapple at the top. I jump down from the plateau we're standing on, and down onto the dried up riverbed. "Hmm wasn't there a stream here just now?" I wonder. A narrator voice tells me that the plants like dry places, and I take a closer look at them. The huge pineapple have a hole in it I notice, and they are hollow. Inside I find a small ball-like seed, more like an onion, floating around in water. I can't take it out without destroying the plant so I leave it. I look at the wall of mud next to me, and remove some cloth. A black spider big as my thumbnail crawls away and I see several red ants. After some time I decide to climb back up and I notice the sky is turning darker, and everyone is gone. A few pictures taken on the plants later I start walking away. I walk through a neighbourhood and people are pulling out their cars.

Dreamfragments Night:
*I'm on a boat, some older men are in the water, and dragging the boat. "I thought it was deeper than that here" I say. "Nah it's pretty shallow" a man replies.

** I'm having tea with my family and some relatives. The muffins look great, with pink glaze. I try one out but I don't remember if it tasted as good as it looked. A relative starts having the longest speech ever about children and stuff. I think he's talking about Monica who's pregnant, but halfway through, I realise he's talking about his own daughter, who just had a child. Sadly Monica doesn't realise this and when the speech is over, she thanks them all. Everything goes quiet. I whisper to her that it wasn't her they thanked. She starts to laugh and takes it pretty well. She tells me a few minnutes later that she almost started crying.

D2 11.30: I'm walking up to a house with Monica. Suddenly I notice something's not right and I check the back. I can see a lion's tail disappearing behind the corner. I panic and run back to Monica and tell her to get up on the roof. We barely make it as two lions see us. On the roof I can now see four lions roaming around the house. There's a big hole in the roof and I look down. I see a girl with a skirt bending over and she's wearing a limegreen g-string in the kitchen. Nice! A second later the little girl (OMG) at the age of ten perhaps turn around and greets us. I'm horrified.

D3 12.30: I'm walking around in town with Felix, G and Monica. A guy on a quadbike almost runs over G and he kicks it as the guy stops. The guy gets mad and happy at the same time (?) and stalks off. G enters a restaurant and we figure he's gonna take a piss, so we take a seat outside. After a few minutes he comes back with a tray and a couple of plates. "What are you doing?!" I ask and he smiles. "I'm working, illegally!" "Uhm okay, why don't you say that a bit louder?" I ask and see two former classmates sitting at a table near us. We decide to go and they rise too. Suddenly I make eye contact with one (Charlie) and he greets me, and gives me a hug. I say hi to the other one (Seth) and ask them what they do these days. Charlie points at a big sign with some skiiers on it, and tells me he's doing skiiing tricks. "That's awesome dude, do you make enough to survive?" I ask and he shrugs. We start walking down the street and I hold Monica's hand. "What about you Seth?" He looks down. "I started this business with a classmate, and it didn't go that well..." Suddenly Charlie and Seth starts walking ahead and I tell them to slow down. They don't listen and soon they're gone. A car drives past and splashes slush at us. "What the hell?..." I think as the car crashes into a building a few yards behind us. Two more cars pull up and stop behind the car. I pull out my cellphone and try to film it all. Everyone in the cars go out and starts fighting like crazy. Suddenly they notice us. Some guy acts all crazy and another girl tells us: "Do you know how many people he's turned bisexual? How many guys he has ****ed?" The guy walks up to Felix and tries to kiss him, but Felix pushes him away. I really don't want to fight and tries to calm them down. Malin, a girl with us freaks out and takes off her pants. "I will show you that I'm not bisexual!" she yells and offers her behind to the guy. I pull her out of there and we start walking again. I calm her down and we're walking on a muddy path with numbers on the ground. I have a number in my hand and I show it to a little girl, who does the same. I feel like a handicapped person, and see some german writing in the mud. "This must be from WW2" I say.

Amount of sleep: 10 hours

That's it! I've signed up to a MILD class with PercyLucid. I have high hopes for that class, and I know it will make me dream more. Btw: I often wake up and lay there thinking about my dreams, and I can see myself writing them down, even the feeling is right, until I realise that I'm just lying there. Is that some kind of False Awakening?

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Hello everyone! I was supposed to try out the CANWILD method, in which you set an alarm, don't move a muscle and slip back to sleep. I was way too tired this morning to be bothered hah! If I don't have to get up, I won't. Anyways I did have a nice night, three long dreams and two fragments, in one which I had an LD! It was the shortest one I've had but still. Here they are:

D1 Night: I'm sitting at a table with my grandpa infront of me. He's about to have a very important business meeting and I'm there as his consult or whatever. I take out my cellphone and turn on the record function. I barely have time to put it in my pocket before a man enters the room. He greets us and they start talking business. I can tell he's really nervous and is sweating like a pig. Instead of talking to eachother, they start drawing pictures with crayons. Just random colors on the paper like a three-year old would do. I can see that there's text hidden in those symbols. Just as if there were cameras in the room, recording everything. After ages of drawing, the meeting is finally over. I go to the bathroom and take out my cellphone. The record had stuck at two hours. "Damn that was a long meeting" I say to myself.

D2 Night: I'm at McDonalds with my friend G. The girl serving me is a complete bitch, and as we are about to walk out of there, I tell her that her performance sucks. Apparently she is going home with us. G gets angry at me and starts whining. I really don't feel like taking his crap so I tell him and his new girlfriend to walk ahead of me. He agrees and I ask for the keys to the appartment. He throws them at me and starts running. After a few seconds he comes running back panting. "I forgot, I don't even have the key" I give him the keys back and he runs off again. I'm left all alone in the middle of the night and walks slowly home. After a steep hill I can hear some weird noises coming from a barn on the side of the road. I can tell it's children doing something bad, like drugs! I start thinking of going in there to scare them a little.

D3 Night: I'm on a cool boat with my girlfriend Monica. We're cruising down the river here in my hometown and Monica is hyped up. "We should put down crayfish traps all the way to the end!" I try to turn the boat around but it's too narrow! Somehow I manage to do it anyways but the boat almost turns over in the process. I can hear glasses shattering under deck in the cabin.

D4 10.30: I don't remember much but I'm with a girl dressed in black. Suddenly I get lucid after remembering the girl in the bathtub. The girl in black lay down and I position myself ontop of her. Instead of getting that nice feeling, I'm starting to feel my body. "No, no, no!" I think for myself. "Someone told me to concentrate real hard on the dream, it might work!" I try concentrating and the dream doesn't vanish! I'm once again in the dream and I try to move a little, it feels nice but the dream is too fuzzy for it to be exciting. I black out a few seconds later.

D5 11.30:I'm in a cab with my friend G. We're going to Mörby and I'm wearing a thin jacket. The cab stops and we get out and starts walking towards the subway entrance. The guy in the booth is sleeping so I tell G to just walk on without paying. On the very slim escalator I see alot of people, wearing ghetto-clothes. "Hmm this must be the new ghetto in Sweden" I think for myself and we enter the subway station. Apparently there's a new track being opened today. It includes 10 new stations and the old track is closed for repairs. I don't recognise any of the names on the board and I don't really know where I'm going. A train enters the station and we are about to get on, only if they hadn't occupied the entire thing. We end up standing on the platform, watching the train leave the station. But wait? We're the ones moving, not them! I point this out to my friend Felix and he agrees with me. "This is awesome!" I say and fall down. I feel really drunk and can't stand up properly. The tickets on this new train, are wooden sticks of some kind. I'm holding two and I notice that I'm wearing my winter-jacket. "Wasn't I wearing my autumn-jacket?" I ask. "And where's G?" I figure he must have left on the platform or something. Suddenly I want to get off the train, and ask if Felix or Eric wants to come with me. They don't and I walk out all by myself. I'm in my home city again and in the middle of a roundabout. I run to the other side of the road and cars have to stop. My shoes are now some kind of flip-flops and I'm greeted by two alcoholics with no front teeth.

Amount of sleep: 9 hours

I just signed up for a MILD class. I really hope I get in, since I'm not really a newb. But I do need the motivation and some tips on how to achieve lucidity. I just think about it alot and hope for the best.

Any suggestions? Are RCs really THAT important? This is what the paintings looked like in the first dream:


Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Good morning! I tried to sleep as much as I could this morning, hoping I would get a Lucid Dream but I didn't.
I didn't even have as many dreams as I wanted, I could only remember three. And I think I have to change my sleeping cycle if I want more, I will do that tomorrow. The time at the beginning of each dream, indicates when I wrote them down, and the dream itself happened inbetween.

D1 Night: I'm in my appartment, waiting for some guy to come. I am about to sell my old Nintendo 8-bits. I can hear the doorbell ring so I open the door. "Hey, welcome" I say and he enters the appartment. I show him the console and he starts checking it out. "Wow this is a really nice piece" he says and I agree. "You know, depending on the quality of the sound, you could get 900€ for this kind of thing. If you sell it like this, it will sell for like 100€ tops" I am starting to regret selling him the thing and remember that I have another Nintendo in my closet. "Hey I got another one, it's a newer version, do you mind if I sell you that instead?" I ask and he says sure. I bring it out and it's indeed a newer version. It's gray and black and has a much cooler shape.

D2 10.30: I'm in a car with my girlfriend. She's driving around in circles in a tight spot and howls in joy. "I want to go on an airplane!" she yells while I'm sitting there next to her, barely affected at all. I'm having a conversation with my friend Eric. I think it was on the phone since he wasn't in the car. Anyways I'm telling him some stuff that has happened, and he keeps telling me: "I know, you told me already" I'm starting to doubt my memory, it's usually very good.

D3 11.56: I'm shopping for some groceries with a couple of friends of mine, we buy some oranges and get on a bus. I see a really obese girl outside and points at her while looking at Felix who's sitting in the back of the bus, he smiles at me and I turn around. I do the heartsign with my hands over my head and the bus stops. Some people gets on and starts complaining about our cart being in the way. They find their seat after alot of fuzz and a former classmate of mine starts whining about it. She has a mustache haha. We arrive to our destination at last and we get out. We're at this beautiful farm on the country and are greeted by the farmer and his wife. A small dog barks at me when I'm walking past them. "Haha that dog has a cool bark for its size" I think to myself and I take a look around. The sun is shining and there's green grass everywhere. The rest of the group is already down by the sea. I head towards them and starts to walk down some rock in which there's a big pond. I slip and hurt my knee and the oranges get all wet. After a complicated walk I'm in the sea and I can really taste the salt in the water. "Hey Matteh, which games do you play, Diablo 2?" some guy asks me. I tell him I used to play it before, but not anymore.

Amount of sleep: 10 hours

Well that was it. I probably won't dream as much tomorrow. But I will probably have one or two dreams. Otherwise I'll just write down an LD I had a few days ago.

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!