Mezzanine

First: I'm at my friend Shiela's old house and some people are on her lawn. They're on a flat area at the bottom of a hill. One guy is throwing tennis balls into the air and people are taking turns hitting them with their hands across the lawn. This one guy hits his so hard that it rockets off down another hill to a tennis court enclosed by a chain link fence. It goes through the fence down to a creek at the bottom of another hill. He runs off to get it and I chased after him to tell him not to worry about it, there are more tennis balls and he doesn't have to go get that one. I run fast and slip down the hill and fall into the creek. When I pop up out of the water, I yell, "Cloisine Enamel!!!!" and I'm really pleased with myself for this for some reason. I get out of the water and find the boy didn't get his tennis ball. And his name is Beau. He wants to kiss me. Weird.

Second: I'm I guess at a party with these teenagers and there's one girl going on and on about how her dad's going to pay off her $10k credit card. She has just had a nose job because her nose is all bandaged up. I tell her I hope it turns out ok. But I start to bitch at her for being a spoiled brat. Then there's two lines of people standing opposite each other and people dancing down the middle of them. I started doing some funny dance and all of a sudden I'm flying and break-dancing over one line of people and I end up on the other side of the line watching everything else that's going on.

Third: I'm by a swimming pool and this bodybuilder lady goes to put on some bronzer lotion or something and she comes out all sparkly and strange looking. Then she demonstrates this lotion by putting some on my hoo-ha!!! I felt kind of self-conscious.

Fourth: I was in the Olympics for gymnastics representing Australia. I had to do something on the "uneven bars" which were actually perpendicular bars. I had a partner who also had to be performing at the same time... to music... about sex. For some reason I was hearing Forever the Sickest Kids' "Buy Yourself a Drink." We did our routine and I have no idea what it was but we took the bars off of where they were and were making words on the mats with our bodies and the bars. The crowd loved it. I was done with the routine and I found a waterfall where the gymnasts could rinse off and cool down so I went under it. Then Beau who wanted to kiss me from my first dream pops up and now he wants to have sex with me. I excuse myself to call my dad to let him know I'm in Europe. I go to a payphone but when I dial his number I get a busy signal. Go figure. I decided that his phone must be tapped. Beau is yelling at me from across a parking lot asking me if I want a butter flavored or regular condom. I think for a second and say regular because I'm definitely not putting his penis into my mouth. Wow.

Maybe I was thinking about popcorn from the dream from the night before??? ha!!