Tygar

3/11/2014
Note: I did jot some notes down for the first dream, but only because I wasn’t feeling well last night and feel asleep very early. I woke up from the dream before 8 pm and made some quick notes. For the other 2 dreams; I woke up, spent a minute reviewing it in my mind, stated to myself that “I will remember this dream” several times, and then went back to sleep. This morning I am happy with the results. I don’t feel like I lost sleep.

Dream 1: Cartoon – This dream was mostly from the 3rd person perspective, like I was watching a show. I remember watching a cartoon dog and cat and they are trying to hurt each other, but it wasn’t in a comical way. They were genuinely trying to cause pain by hitting and kicking. I was feeling bad for them. The next thing I remember I was at an aquarium or at Sea World. I am looking through the glass into a large tank. There are fish and corral in the tank. Then I notice there are a bunch of gold watches in the floor of the tank and I know it is “treasure” that I can collect if I can get into the tank. I wake up after that.

Dream 2: Friends’ house – In my dream I am riding my old BMX bike (the one I had in Junior High) over to my childhood friends’ house. I get there and go in. The house is full of junk. There is stuff everywhere like my friends’ mother has become a hoarder. I find myself upstairs in my friends’ room, and it is full of junk. I sit down on the floor in front of their old TV and try to turn it on so I can play on their 1977 video game system, but it doesn’t work. I assume it is because it is too old. Then my friend Dave comes into the room. He is an adult and is wearing a suit. He is followed by another man in a suit who I don’t know. He is angry at me because I came to his house without letting him know in advance and he has to go to work. I remember going back down stairs, into the kitchen and his mother was there. I don’t remember anything else.

Dream 3: Church – I am attending some kind of church event, but it is taking place on a street near my old childhood neighborhood. At one point I am in a rundown warehouse which is full of old cloths and canned goods. I know we are collecting these things for charity. The youth pastor has lost his pet snake in the warehouse and I am helping him to catch it. I see the snake, which is about 6 feet long and a shiny maroon color. I chase after it and try to grab it near its head, but it gets away. Next I remember being outside and it is a nice summer day. The sun is shining, the grass is nice green, and the trees are covered in leaves (right now it has been a dismally long winter where I am). I remember getting up on the flatbed of a large truck and sitting down next to my wife. There is a large cardboard box and it is full of puppies with black fur. I am patting some of them and laughing because they are all jumping around, licking my hand and trying to get my attention. My wife is smiling too. I know that these puppies belong to the youth pastor as well and I think “His house must be like a zoo with all these animals.” Next I remember walking down to a partially framed building. My Pastor is there. He needs help with something, but I can’t remember what. Next I am in another building that is full of miscellaneous stuff (boxes of cloths, toys, canned goods) and I need to move to the truck. I am feeling annoyed because there is no one else there to help me move all this stuff.

First I'd like to say that I am a very light sleeper and have always had issues with falling and staying asleep. This is good and bad. It is good because it is easy for me to wake up after a dream. However, it is bad because it is difficult to fall back to sleep after I have jotted down a few notes. It is also very difficult to nap, unless I am exhausted. This creates an issue for me when I am recording my normal dreams. So, I'm going to take the pressure off myself and not worry so much about recording all of my normal dreams. I'm going to put most of my focus on questioning reality, doing regular reality checks, and using MILD before I fall asleep.

Also, I am going to focus on a goal for my next LD. In the past I have issue with getting side tracked by sex, which always wakes me up. So, if I have a well defined goal I hope not to be so easily side tracked.

Goal: To fly into space at supersonic speed; look at the Earth from orbit; to then fly to the moon and explore (and steal the American Flag).

3/10/2014 – 3:45 am: Dream 1 I am in a school. I am in a classroom with a group of people. I know 2 of the people: one is Kevin Bacon (the actor) the other is a Jim G. guy I went to high school with but he actually looks like Matthew Lillard (the actor). At one point the teacher (an attractive older woman) asks me to come up to the board to solve a math problem. On the board is a rectangle, there are 3 numbers on the left side and 3 on the right. I have no idea how to solve the problem and I state this to the teacher. I feel angry and embarrassed. At this point I remember that Kevin Bacon and the teacher are having an affair. I recall seeing them sneaking out of a warehouse together. Kevin walks up to me and asks me if I have a gun. I reply, “Yes. A 38 caliber hand gun.” He then tells me to “Have the principal run my phone.” I wake up.

Dream 2 Fragment: I am outside, standing on the side of a road. There are natural stone steps near me. There are memorial flowers and candles on the steps. I am with some old men who I know are war veterans, some have been wounded. An old fashion car pulls up and more older guys get out. I don’t remember any more.

Dream 3 Fragment: I am in a school with a pretty Indian girl. We are trying to get to class. Her 4 brothers walk up to us. The oldest, and largest of the 3, is yelling at her because she is walking with me. The brothers leave and we walk to a classroom which is full of large stuffed chairs. I don’t remember any more.

I’m having the same issue I’ve always had with recording my dreams. I have issues falling back to sleep after taking notes. This leaves me feeling very tired during the day. Plus, last night I woke my wife up by scribbling in my notebook. I’m going to do my best to record my normal dreams, but just don’t know if I can lose too much sleep.

I'm back to keeping a dream journal, after not keeping one for years.

3/5/2014
Dream 1: I remember being in my house and Jen was scared because there was a spider on the ceiling of the kitchen. I looked at the spider and it was very large, white and furry. I didn’t want to touch it so I grabbed a plastic container, reached up and trapped the spider in it. I tried to put a lid on the container and the spider turned into a large white mouse that was trying to bite me. Then I woke up briefly. I didn’t make a note in my note pad.
Dream 2: I’m in a strange place, surrounded by wooded hills. There are run down little shacks everywhere. I know that my parents own this property, and I am disgusted that my father has let it get so run down. I know that I have to fix everything. I am driving a little tractor around and I know I have to mow acres and acres of land, plus I have to fix up all the run down shacks. At one point I find a larger old building and notice my father has put a bunch of furniture and other stuff outside. There is water everywhere and I am angry because I need to clean up the mess he made. At some point in the dream I remember speaking to my brother, but I don’t remember what I said. Throughout this dream I am feeling very angry.

3/6/2014: (I only remember 1 dream) I am in some kind of mall, it reminds me a bit of the Woburn Mall mixed with some elements of older buildings you might find near the ocean (on the Cape or at Wells ME). I remember looking at a court yard in the mall, which was very large and had a fountain. I was walking with other people, who I knew, but I don’t remember who they were. At one point we are walking past a store with glass display windows and there is a pretty black woman standing inside the display. I make a comment to the people I’m with that she looks just like “the other woman we just saw”, although I don’t remember seeing another woman previously. I stop in front of her for a moment and look at her face. Then I tell her that she is very beautiful. She smiles at me. I’m feeling very confident in myself. We go into a store. Immediately to my right is a display with large (3 ft. tall) decorative whisky bottles. I comment to the people I’m with “These are just like the bottles my father used to own.” However, in RL he never owned bottles like these. I move to my right and there is a large fish tank, inside are some fish swimming around. Then, inside the tank, a very impressive hologram of an oversized red human skull appears. I know that this is meant to do this. I comment about how cool it was. The next thing I remember, I’m in a large open room with many windows and several doors. The room reminds me of the 200 year old house I lived in when I was 10 years old, but it is much larger than any room in that house. I know I need to take a shower. I am shirtless. I don’t want to completely undress because the windows have no shades, curtains or blinds, and the room is on the first floor so anyone walking by could see right in. I am a bit frustrated by this situation. My alarm goes off and startles me awake. I laid in bed for a few minutes struggling to recall what I could about this dream

3/7/2014: Dream 1: I remember being at a skating arena. I was skating with Jen and a group of people (I don’t skate in real life). Then I remember sitting down on a wooden bench. Jessica (my ex-wife’s sister) comes over and sits next to me. I know that we are supposed to go to lunch to catch up on things. I feel nervous, like this is a date. I ask her if Ken (her husband) knows we are going to lunch. She says he is fine with it. I look across the arena and there is Ken. He has a snow shovel and is doing some kind of work. I wave to him. He smiles and waves back. Then I pick up one of my winter gloves and carefully fold the fingers back until on the middle finger is sticking up and hold it up so he can see it. He laughs, but I notice my old boss Gail to my left with a bunch of kids. She looks offended by my gesture. I wake up. I didn’t check the time.

Dream 2: It is night and I am in the parking lot of White City Plaza (at least it reminded me of this place). I’m with my friend Joe (friend from high school who I haven’t seen since 1987). We are going to my grandparent’s house. I know that they are dead, and have been for a very long time, but I have a key to the house and we are going to get something to eat. We walk across the wet pavement (it looks like it rained earlier) and up to the front door. We go inside. It is a very small house. The first room is the kitchen, with a little white stove to my left and a small table to the right. We go to a room on the left that has shelves with cans and boxes of food. I my head I know that this is not my grandparent’s house, but my aunt Jane’s house. I vaguely remember eating something sweet (it may have been frosting). We stuffed some stuff in our pockets and go back to the kitchen. I remember looking at a small counter which had an old white rotary phone, and some papers on it. I also remember looking into a small room which looked like an office. Joe and I left the house through the same door we came in. We start walking back to his car when two police officers approach us. They tell us to take them back into the house so they can check to see if we stole anything. I’m feeling scared. We go back into the house. Suddenly I realize I’m part of a comedy TV show. Joe is now Ashton Kutcher.. We are standing in the kitchen as the police are looking around. Suddenly I notice that my Aunt is stuffed in the stove. I can see the back of her head and neck pressed against the glass window. She is wearing a blue and white flowered dress with a white lace collar. Her weight is pushed against the stove door and it is starting to open. I sit down on the floor in front of the stove and try to hold it closed by pressing my back against it, but her weight is too much and it keeps opening. I can hear the laugh track play at the comical situation. I turn around and push against the door but it keeps opening and I keep pushing it closed, hoping the cops don’t notice. I put my nose near the crack of the door and inhale expecting to smell rotting corpse, but I don’t smell anything because this is just a TV show. Then next thing I remember I am in a heated pool with Jen. We are swimming in the deep end. The water feels amazing. She swims up to me and starts kissing me and rubbing against me. We continue to kiss as we swim to the shallow end with the intention of having sex. I wake up. It is 4:20 am.

It took me a while to fall back to sleep. I believe I was dreaming, but my alarm startled me awake. I lay there for a few minutes but couldn’t recall anything.

3/8/2014: I woke up early in the morning and lay still trying to remember my dream. It was very frustrating because I know I was dreaming just before I awoke, but I just couldn’t recall a single detail which would have led me to recall more. I managed to fall back to sleep.

Dream 1: I vaguely remember walking in a mall and knowing I was skipping school…. The next thing I remember I was back at my parent’s house. There is some kind of event going on (maybe a cookout). I am outside near a rail fence. There is a computer screen there and I am accessing my email account. I have my email account with the Disney channel, so the web page has all kinds of pictures of Disney characters (Peter Pan, Tinker Bell, Mickey Mouse, etc). Suddenly some childhood friends come up behind me; Jim & Eric. I am happy to see they came to the event, but then I realize that I haven’t showered and I am wearing my mother’s old pink sweatshirt which is very dirty and way too tight for me. I need to shower and change so I go into the house. I walk to the bathroom and close the door. I look in the mirror and notice that the entire left side of my face is covered in a horrible rash. When I look away from the mirror I am now clean and dressed in blue jeans and a t-shirt. I walk out of the bathroom and into my parent’s kitchen. Eric and Jim are there along with another tall guy who is sitting at the table with his back to me. He is wearing a long black coat and a black winter cap. I expect it to be another childhood friend named Jeff. The man turns around and he has a graying goatee. I don’t recognize him. I hold my hand out to shake his hand….the dream fades and I wake up.

3/9/14 – 6:30 am: I remember that I was walking through a town on the Cape (in real life my wife was at the Cape with her friends yesterday). I am walking on a street that is high above the town, so I have a nice view of the town. There is snow everywhere and my childhood friend Dave is with us. The next thing I remember is I am at some kind of outdoor mall with my wife and some other people. There is an outdoor restaurant area with lots of 4 person tables set up in a grid formation. My wife has the design plans and has to find the best place to put 4 telephone booths. I am looking at the plans with her. There is already 1 public telephone at the upper right corner of the layout and I tell her that she should put the 3 more right with the already existing booth because it will save the cost of having to purchase the 4th booth. She ignores me and adds all 4 booths to another place on the plans. I am very annoyed with her. The next thing I remember I am sitting cross legged on the floor of the restaurant near the entrance. Several old ladies enter and are annoyed with me because I am sitting too close to the door and they are having trouble getting by me. I try to move out of there way, but there is nowhere to go. Across from me is sitting the wife of Mark B (a guy who went to my high school who is now a P90X instructor). She is dressed in workout cloths and sitting cross legged. I ask her how she got into health and fitness. She tells me that she is diabetic. For some reason I know I asked her to hold my wedding ring. I ask for it back and she gives me 2 smaller rings and 2 pennies. I am annoyed that she hasn’t given me back my ring. Then a woman walks in the room and shouts “Who wants some chicken granderra!?!” The dream fades and I wake up.

1/6/2014

LD #55 - Desperate for a BJ

Weird night sleep. I woke up at 3am and didn’t fall back to sleep until around 4 am. In my dream I am on some kind of college campus. There are building all around, it is winter and it is night. I realize I’m dreaming.

Spoiler for Sexual Content:

I start looking for a woman to give me a BJ. I find one woman sitting on a couch in one of the building. I walk over, lay down on the couch in front of her and gently pull her head down. She starts and it feels very good, but then I have a false awakening back outside on the campus. I still know I’m dreaming and go looking for another woman. I find one laying in her bad, in her dorm room. I get into bed with her and gently pull her head down. I have another false awakening. I go to another building. I find an older woman sitting in a chair. I stand in front of her and gently pull her head to me. She starts and it is feeling good.

My alarm goes off.

1/16/2013

LD # 54 HUGE Penis

So I woke up and used the bathroom at about 3:30am. I went back to bed worried I wouldn’t be able to fall back to sleep. Suddenly I find myself back in the bathroom and I’m naked.

Spoiler for Sexual Content:

I walk by the large mirror over the sink and to my pleasant surprise I have a huge erection. I actually say “Well Hello!!” out loud. It had to be over a foot long and as thick as my wrist. I look down at my huge penis and lean down to look at it. It is so big it reaches my face easily. I realize that this isn’t reality and without a RC I am lucid. I then do what, I believe, most men would do…I begin to perform phallacio on myself. As I’m doing this I glance at myself in the mirror and notice I have about 3 days worth of stubble on my face. I continue to perform on myself, and it feels very good, desperately trying to bring myself to orgasm..but I can’t seem to get there quick enough.

I then wake up.

12/31/2012

LD #53 Wife tells me she is lucid dreaming.

In my dream I was working at a Target, and I was very behind on my work and very worried I was going to lose my job. At some point I end up in a room that looks similar to my basement. My wife comes running in the room and says, “I’m lucid dreaming! Look I can fly!” She levitates off the floor and begins to fly slowly around the room. That moment I think, ‘If she can fly than I’m dreaming!’ I’m lucid without a RC. She lands and I run over to her. I grab her by the shoulder and bring her face very close to mine. I say, “Are you really dreaming? Are you really here? I’m dreaming too!” I stare into her eyes. I am hoping we are sharing a dream. The dream fades out and I wake up. (I spoke to my wife, and she did not have a lucid dream last night.)

12/7/2012

LD # 52 Going to miss my flight!

I know I’ve had at least 2 other LDs this past year that I didn’t record and have forgotten.

In my dream I’m at an airport waiting for a flight for a business trip. The airport looks more like a farm (old rundown) and I had to walk across a field of long grass to get to the actual airplane. So I’m walking to the plane when I look down and notice I’m barefoot. I’m annoyed, then suddenly I realize I forgot my ticket and I won’t be able to board the plane. I start to freak out. I’m thinking that I’m going to miss the business trip, my company paid over a thousand dollars for the tickets and I am going to have to pay that back. Out of desperation I do a RC just hoping that I am actually having a nightmare. I look at my left hand and count 5 fingers. OH NO!! But I double check (as I often do in RL). I look at my right hand and count my fingers, and I have 9!! I am incredibly relieved and I’m lucid!. Then I decide to fly. I jump into the air superman style and fly upward (a bit too slowly) about 50 feet. I then jet off to my right at a good speed. I fly near some power lines and dodge around them. I notice a train (a new high speed train) speeding along on a raised track to my left. I decide to catch the train and land on its roof. I jet towards it. I catch up to the train, but have to bank left to line up with the direction it is going. My banking doesn’t work well and I drift as I try to turn (like being in a car that is sliding on ice). I bring myself to a stop and am about to jet toward the train…when everything fades and I wake up.

1/13/2012

LD # 51 Mutant Chickens

In my dream I’m in my own kitchen and there are bags of frozen whole chickens on the counter. I think to myself “I better get these into the freezer before they thaw out.” ( I have a large freezer in my basement.) I take two of the chickens in my arms and walk down into the basement. I open the freezer door, but before I put the chickens in I notice they look funny. They have several long spider legs sticking out of their sides. I drop the chickens in surprise. I then notice the freezer if full of plastic bags with giant spiders in them, and the spiders are alive and moving. I try to close the freezer door but suddenly it is too small and I can still see the freaky spiders moving around inside the freezer. Suddenly I realize something isn’t right. I look at my right hand and I have way more than 5 fingers. I’m lucid! I stop and look around and revel in the how real everything looks and how my mind created all of this. I remind myself to stay calm and head up the basement stairs. But before I can get out of the basement I wake up.

Wow! I’m only calling this 2 LDs, but I did 3 separate RC’s so technically it could be 3. Plus I just hit 50 LDs!!

LD #49 - Invisible Car & Nose Hair

In my dream I’m at my friends’ house visiting with John and Dave. The house looks just as it did back in the 80’s. Their mother is there and she tells me it’s time for me to go home. I walk out onto the front lawn, and it is night. In my mind I knew I had parked my care on the street in front of the house, but it’s not there. I worry that it was stolen. I look up and down the street and my car is no were to be seen. I take my keys out of my pocket and push the unlock button. The tail lights of my car flash red, right where I parked the car, but the rest of the car is invisible. This strikes me as funny. My car is invisible??? I wonder if I’m dreaming and look at my left hand. I count 8 fingers. I’m Lucid! I walk out into the street and levitate about 20 feet off the ground. I look around and there is my wife’s house (the house she lived in from childhood through her early 20’s). I fly over to the second floor window. The window is open so I fly right in. There is my wife, in bed. I walk over an pull down the covers. She has on a tiny white t-shirt, which barely covers her breasts, and white panties. Her body is amazing…she looks just as she did as a teenager. I climb onto the bed and begin to pull off her panties…the dream fades and I wake up in my own bed. I’m very annoyed. I roll over and look up. There is a mirror where my headboard should be. This doesn’t strike me as strange. I look at my face in the mirror and to my horror I have hair growing all over my face. The hair growing out of the tip of my nose is at least six inches long. I grab the hair and tug on it. I think “What the hell am I going to do with this hair??? Shave it?? Wax it??? Then I realize this must be a dream. I look at my hand and count 8 fingers. I’m Lucid again! My wife is lying right next to me. I pull down the covers and she looks exactly as she did prior to my false awakening. I reach over and touch tight abdomen. She is soooo gorgeous. Her body is so perfectly toned. I slide my hand down and begin to remove her panties when the dream suddenly fades and I actually wake up.

LD #50 - Blue Briefs

In my dream I am at a college. I am in a large classroom by myself. I am cleaning up the classroom. There are old papers all over the place. I am picking them up and stuffing them into bags. At one point I stand up and bump a table. A large glass of some dark liquid falls over and splashes all over my cloths. I’m very annoyed. I strip down to my underwear, and notice I’m wearing skimpy blue briefs. Suddenly, the room is full of students and a professor. (I’m in class in my underwear, what at cliché). The professor yells out, “What are you doing?” Everyone in the class turns to face me. I am completely embarrassed. I turn and walk out of the room into the hall. The hall is full of people. I take a deep breath and say to myself, “You look good, this is no different than a man wearing Speedos to swim. Just keep your head up, take pride that you are in good shape, and get to a bathroom as quickly as you can.” I walk down the hall until I find a men’s room. I go in, but it is a room full of men waiting to go into another room. The other room is the actual bathroom, which is full of children. I think, “Oh my God. I can’t go in there with a bunch of kids I’ll get arrested for being a pervert!!” There is a man standing next to me. He is a short guy, with dark thinning hair. He is giving me a dirty look. I think to myself, “God I wish this was a dream!” Then it dawns on me that this might be a dream. I look at my left hand and I have 2 thumbs and 8 fingers. I’m lucid! The first thing I do is levitate about 4 feet off the ground, turn and kick the man next to me right in the face. He flies backward. I drop to the floor and walk out of the room to the hall. I head back to the classroom, smiling at everyone I see in the hall. I get back to the classroom and jump into the air, float over to my seat and drop into it. My buddy John is sitting at a desk behind me. He says, “Vib! You look great! Every girl in here is checking you out!” I glance around the room and he is right. There are at least 10 beautiful women in the room and they are all looking at me with admiration in their eyes, and all are wearing seductive smiles. It the front of the room is a gorgous redhead. I smile at her and coax her to come to me. She walks over and sits down in front of me. I take her hand and kiss it. I can feel her hot skin against my lips. Suddenly the dream fades and I wake up.

11/13/2011

LD #48 - Talking to Trina

This was a strange one. I don’t remember much of the overall dream because I didn’t write it down as soon as I woke up. I just fell right back to sleep. In my dream I suddenly realized I was dreaming without doing a RC. I remember looking around and briefly admiring the amazing reality my mind created. Then I walked over to a very thin blond woman, who was sitting cross-legged in a hole. The hole was a natural hole with gray stones on every side. She was wearing a green robe. Her hair was long, straight and very light blonde (golden) Her face was strangely thin. Her chin was too pointed. Her eyes were large and light blue. She had an ethereal quality to her. I crawled down into the hole, squatted down in front of her and asked for her name. She replied, “I’m Trina Brown.” Trina Brown was a woman I knew back when I was married to my ex wife (more than 10 years ago). I haven’t seen her since prior to my divorce. I responded, “You’re not Trina.” She replied, “Yes I am.” The dream faded out and I woke up.

10/31/2011

LD # 47 – Jump in the pool

Unfortunately I can only remember a limited amount of this LD because I didn’t wake up immediately after the dream.

I’m in a large mall with a lovely dark haired woman. In my dream this woman wants to date me, but I’m not sure if I want to be involved with her. The mall has many levels and I am on the top level. There are railings all around and I can see down 4-5 stories. I’m not sure what triggered me to do a RC, but I look at my left hand and count 8 fingers. I am lucid, and a bit shocked that I am dreaming. I jump up onto the railing and easily balance. 4-5 stories below me is a huge pool of water. I turn to the dark haired woman, hold my hand out to her, and I say, “Come on, let’s jump.” She climbs up on the railing. I smile at her and then leap off the railing. I can feel my stomach drop as I plummet 40-50 feet. I hit the water and sink 20 feet under the surface. The water is warm like a bath. I look up and can see thousands of bubbles moving toward the surface. I marvel at how real it all looks and feels. I lose lucidity at some point and the dream continues, but I don’t remember anything else.

6/11/11 – I know I had a low level LD, but I can’t remember the dream.

6/16/11- (not LD, but interesting) I’m in a dream walking up Upland St and I ask myself, “Am I dreaming?” I look around and everything looks just like real life, so I disregard. I then end up at the golf course, which again is covered in at least 20 ft of snow. There are deep paths carved out, like streets, and there are people everywhere. This is very similar to another LD I had. The dream gets pretty cool after that….My fiends Rich and Mike B had lost tons of weight…I was with a woman who was making statues come to life…the female statues wanted to have sex with me…very interesting.

6/26/11 – LD # 46 - Did I poop the bed???
So, my wife had an LD on 6/25. In it she was trying to find a bathroom and having trouble. She finally found one and began to pee. Suddenly she noticed something wasn’t right and looked at her hand. She had too many fingers. Then she woke up and realized she actually pee’ed the bed. In my dream I was on a college campus. At one point it was winter and I was searching for something to use to go sledding. I ended up in a bathroom because I had to go. I dropped my pants and noticed my penis was hugely swollen. I wondered if I could find someone to have sex with and try out my enormous girth. I then sat down on the toilet to poop. Across from me was a mirror. I looked at my face and I looked like an alien. My skin was its normal color, but my cranium was bulbous. My eyes were too big and my hair was like peach fuzz. After a moment of looking at my face, and actually pooping, I realized something wasn’t right. I looked at my left hand and I had 12 fingers. I’m now lucid and I remember my wife’s LD. I am now horribly afraid that I pooped the bed in RL. I need to wake up right now. I look down at the floor, which is bright yellow linoleum, and yell “Wake up! Wake up! Wake up!” I do wake up and I did not actually poop in RL.

5/28/2011

LD #45 – Fountain on the golf course

In my dream I was at home, at an old house I use to live at, and needed to get to work. A 1970’s white Cadillac pulled up to the house. I knew it was my ride to work. Joe (a guy I went to high school with) was driving. I knew I hadn’t seen him for many years and was very excited. I said, “Joe! It’s been a long time. How’s life brother?” He went on to tell me that he works for a company that sells store brand canned vegetables and the company is struggling because of a new canned veggie company. We are driving along and we pass the golf course. I notice a huge fountain in the center of the golf course. I know it doesn’t belong there and suspect I am dreaming. I look at my right hand and count 8 fingers. I’m lucid. I am very surprised and excited. I marvel at how realistic the dream appears. The inside of the car is so incredibly detailed. I am completely amazed that my mind is creating all this detail. I look at Joe and laugh. I yell out, “I’m dreaming.” Joe answers, “You’re dreaming?” I say yes and order him to do some donuts with his car. He doesn’t hesitate. He cuts the wheel sharply to the left onto the golf course and does several donuts on the grass next to the clubhouse. I can feel the centrifugal force pushing me against the car door and laugh with joy the entire time. The car stops and I jump out and jog toward the clubhouse. I want to get something to eat in the restaurant (there is no restaurant in RL). The dream fade and I awake. It’s 4:20am.

5/23/11

LD #44 – Out of work for 2 days

In my dream I am laying on a couch, under a blanket, in a strange house. There are a lot of craft stuff on the floor near the couch (Glue, paper, glitter, etc). My mother is in the room with me. I have a glue stick in its original packaging and I am trying to open it. Then I ask my mother if I have been out of work sick for the last 2 days. She replies, “Yes.” Somehow this doesn’t sound right to me. This entire situation doesn’t seem right to me. I look at my hand and count 8 fingers. I’m lucid! Then Olivia and Emily come into the room and start playing with the craft stuff. They are gluing stuff and ripping the paper. I ignore them, get up off the couch and head for the door. I walk outside. It is a clear sunny day and I am near Oxford/James Street. I decide to go find my ex (who lives near there). (In RL my wife say her recently and commented about how much weight she gained – I want to see her for myself). I start walking down the street and then I cut over to another street and start walking up a hill. I am suddenly very aroused.

Spoiler for Sexual content:

I reach into my sweatpants (which I just realized I am wearing) and my penis is hard. I decide to make it much bigger. I grab hold and stretch it to at least a foot long. Now it will no longer fit comfortably in my pants so I pull the waistband down and let it stick out for all to see.

I am walking up a hill and am surprised to find that I am exerting effort to do so. This seems very strange considering I am dreaming. I make my mind up to have sex with my ex as soon as I finder her to test out my new genital size. I look at a building as I walk past. There are letters carved into the stone surface and I am amazed at the details. I remember that it is important to focus on the dream in order to not lose lucidity. I look down at the sidewalk and marvel at the details. I can clearly see every detail of the tar exactly like RL. The dream begins to fade and I wake up to loud music. I am in someone’s backyard squatting on a lawn chair (I’ve had a false awakening). Then I realize I am still dreaming, but everything fades out and I actually wake up.