Tygar

5/23/06 – Failed RC – In my dream I was being attacked by a bear. It had me pinned on the ground and was standing over me with its maw wide open, its huge teeth inches from my face. I was horrified. Suddenly I realize how strange this situation was and wondered (or desperately hoped) that I was dreaming. I was trying to remain perfectly still, trying to play dead….yet I needed to look at my hand to do an RC. I shifted my hand slightly, glanced at my fingers out of the corner of my eye and counted….1, 2, 3, 4, 5. I panicked at this point because I believed that I was awake. I closed my eyes tight and waited for the bear to sink its teeth into my throat. I then woke up.

5/28/06 – Successful RC, but woke up. I has woken at 5 a.m. and then dozed back off, only to find myself walking down a path in the woods. I knew that I had just been awake moments earlier and looked at my left hand. I counted 8 fingers and realized I was dreaming, but I wasn’t “asleep” enough. I could still hear the sound of my air conditioner which brought me back to consciousness, and I awoke.

5/30/06
LD #26 – “I want a donut!”
Just before bed I was discussing with my wife my next LD goal. I have given up refined sugar in my diet, but today we were at a friend’s house and there was a big plate of chocolate chip cookies on the table. I really wanted to have one, but resisted. I told her, as we lay in bed, how I wanted to get lucid in a dream and eat piles of candy, cookies or what ever else I could get my hands on. We laughed about it and then went to sleep.
I had woken up and looked at the clock at 3:34 a.m. I dozed back off and found myself in my car with Mike (a guy I work with). I was driving. I took a left onto a steep, snow covered road and my car began to slip. I knew we would never make it to the top. Suddenly I remembered that I had just been awake and that I was dreaming. I didn’t bother doing an RC, I knew I was dreaming. I turn to Mike and say, “Watch this.” I hold my hands out to my sides (like I’m performing a magic trick) and will the snow to evaporate. All the snow melts away and turns to steam within 3 seconds. I smile. I remember my goal to eat some sweat junk food. I take hold of the steering wheel and continue to drive up the hill. I see a building on my left and will it be a bakery. I pull into the parking lot and park the car. I jump out and walk into the bakery, only to find that it is abandoned. The display cases are all empty, there are old pans and junk scattered all around. I am disappointed. Mike has entered the building. I say to him, “Come with me.” He responds, “I don’t think this is going to work.” I walk out of the bakery, so that my back is to the building, and will it to become a Dunkin Donuts. I turn around and the sigh on the front is a pink and orange Dunkin Donuts sign. I walk back in, and the lights are on……..but it is still abandoned. I think to myself, ‘This is my dream and I want some donuts.’ I begin searching around and find a pan that has a single munchkin (donut hole) on it. It is a honey glazed with a maraschino cherry on top. I grab it and pop it into my mouth. The only thing I can taste is the maraschino cherry (not my favorite thing). Again, I am disappointed. Then I hear Mike’s voice, “Hey! I found the donuts!” I begin to run to were he is, but the dream fades and I wake up.
Wow! It seems that finding junk food in my dreams is just as difficult as having sex. Who would have thought??? ??:

4/17/2006
Shower at my ex-wife's house.
In my dream I was at my ex-wife's house (for some strange reason). Some how I had gotten mud all over myself. I went into the bathroom, took off my cloths and got in the shower. Suddenly I realize that my current wife will flip-out if she finds out I took a shower at my ex-wife's house. Then I realize that this situation is too strange to be real. I look at my left hand and count 8 fingers. I am lucid. But I decide that I just want to wake up. I close my eyes and will myself to wake up. I open my eyes in reality and realize that I just wasted a LD opportunity.
Oh well, live and learn.

5/6/2006
LD #25 - "John Flanigan is dead!"
In my dream I was at work. But I wasn't in my usual building. Yet all my co-workers were there walking around. Suddenly I see John Flanigan (a guy I went to high school with). But I remember that he died about 7 years ago. I do an RC by looking at my left hand........I have 9 fingers. The urge for sex is right there, but this time I realize that I can skip all the formalities (like removing cloths). I see a woman walking down the hall away from me. She has a very nice body from the back and long black hair. She is wearing blue jeans and a white top. I walk up behind her and wrap my arms around her waist. Her body is firm and warm.

Spoiler for Sexual Content:

I will both of us to be naked, and it works. I begin having sex with her from behind and it feels absolutely amazing......much more than just physical. My entire body is charged with sexual energy. I continue to thrust into her until I feel orgasm approaching. I focus on the feeling and will myself to stay in the dream. I reach orgasm and it is like a massive wave of sexual pleasure covering my entire body.

Spoiler for Sexual Content:

But I wake up, and am physically having an orgasm........but then I realize that I am in my bosses office at work and he asks me what the hell I'm doing. (I just had a false awakening, and I lost lucidity). I Panic and search desperately for something to clean-up with.

I really wake up at this point. I did not have an orgasm in RL.

LD #24 - Lost Lucidity and became Jimmy Neutron.
This was a brief LD.
I woke up at 5am this morning and then dozed back off thinking about lucid dreaming.
I find myself in my parent’s driveway. There is a large blue pick-up truck parked there. A dark haired woman is putting her kids (3 of them, ranging in age from 3 to 10ish). I know without doing an RC that I am dreaming. The urge for sex is there and I walk over to the woman. I look into her brown eyes and say, "Come with me. I want to talk to you." My intention is to have sex with her once we move away from her children. But....I stop right there. I fight off the urge for sex, knowing I will just wake up. I jump into the air superman style and fly as fast as I can (felt like 100 mph) straight up into the sky. When I reach about 200ft I stop and hover. I look around and can see for miles in every direction. Suddenly I can feel the dream slipping away. I begin to lose visuals. I begin to rub my hands together, focusing on the feeling. I can also feel myself drifting down like a feather. I keep rubbing my hands together desperate to stay in the dream. I land face down on the ground (which I still can't see). Everything comes into focus. I am in my Parents yard, next to the driveway. I have landed on some strange plant that looks like a patch of tall grass. I notice there are shiny black wasps flying all around it, and I panic. I have lost lucidity. I am now Jimmy Neutron and I have a spray can full of special liquid I developed that will make the wasps friendly. I begin spraying the wasps with the spray.............I wake up.

3/8/2006
LD #23 – “I have no towel! Naked in the coed locker room.”
My step daughter woke up at 3am last night. After she fell back to sleep I began focusing on having an LD and it worked. I kept repeating in my mind, “I am dreaming, I am dreaming, I am dreaming……..” until I fell back to sleep.
I found myself in a large shower stall, naked. I hear voices on the other side of the shower curtain, female voices. I peek out and realize that I am in a college locker room and it is a unisex locker room. There are at least 5 college girls outside of my shower stall. I look around and notice that I have not towel or cloths! Suddenly I realize that this situation is VERY unrealistic. I glance down at my hand and count my fingers. I have 6. I count again to be sure and again I count 6. I’m lucid. I look up from my hand and I’m no longer in the shower stall or locker room. I am outside, standing in front of some kind of shopping center. The urge for sex takes over, yet again. (I suppose that being naked in a locker room with college girls a few seconds earlier played strongly into this situation.) To my left is a large sign (aprox 10ft tall by 20ft wide) it is risen off of the ground by about 2ft on 2 poles. I can see the legs of 3 women walking behind it. The first woman has on red, white & blue striped knee high socks and black shoes. She is about 6ft in front of the other two women. As she clears the sign I am shocked to see that she has no body…….only a set of woman’s legs, from mid thigh down, comes walking out from behind the sign. I just laugh at this. The other two women clear the sign and they are fully formed and take no notice of the pair of legs walking 6ft in front of them. One of the women is a pretty blonde wearing a long tan trench coat. I walk up to her, put my arm around her waist, look deeply into her blue eyes and say “come with me.” She nods and I begin to escort her toward a door leading into a close by building. I will the room on the other side to be empty. Before I even open the door I wake up.

I really need to get control of the urge for sex. I truly believe that if I had decided to fly or do something else the LD would have lasted much longer.

2/13/2006
LD #22 – “Heath fell out of the window.”
Wow! It’s been a while since I’ve had an LD. I have been focused on so many other things (Back into weight training, school, work, family, etc.) that LD’s are rarely on my mind. I still do RC’s when I think of it, but it isn’t as often as I’d like. The natural outcome of less RC’s is less LD’s.

I am at a college. I am comfortable there, but in reality I have no idea what college this was. I am walking into a dorm with a kid I knew back in junior high named Heath Myers. The dorm building looks like an old ski lodge. We walk up some old wooden steps that run up the side of the building to the second floor, and enter. We are in a common room were that are a bunch of college kids. There are 3 stereo-typical nerd guys sitting on a couch. Suddenly, Heath jumps out of the window. I run over and look out just in time to see and hear him hit the pavement below. He lands, belly-flop style on the pavement which makes a sickening sound (like a huge piece of raw meat hitting the floor). I think, ‘Oh my God! He must be dead!’ Then Heath gets up and brushes the dirt off of his cloths and walks away. I am surprised to see that he was completely uninjured, and didn’t even break his glasses. I move away from the window and sit in a small chair facing the three nerds. I speak to them, “Maybe Heath is a super hero and we never knew it?” They just stare at me. Then something clicks in my head. “Or maybe I’m dreaming?” I look at my left hand and count out loud, “One, two, three, four, five, six, seven……..HEY! I HAVE SEVEN FINGERS!!” I am lucid. I stand up and move over to a large wooden table. I decide to use super strength (sticking to the super hero feeling of the dream). I lift my fists up over my head and slam them down on the table. My fists hit hard, but the outcome is more like reality. The table doesn’t break. I think to myself, ‘this is my dream and I can do anything I want.’ I try again and this time the table smashes in to several large pieces. I move to the window and punch the glass, shattering it. I move to fly out the window and notice some jagged pieces of glass clinging to the frame. Worried that I might cut myself I begin to brush them off. Then I think, ‘What are you doing? This is a dream! You don’t have to worry about getting cut!’ I laugh to myself and fly, superman style, out of the window. I fly right into some maple trees. There are many branches around me and I maneuver around them like I’m under water. I finally get out of them and push off and fly to another dorm building. I land at the bottom of another set of wooden stairs. The urge for sex takes over and I will this place to be the girls’ dorm. I run up the stairs and burst through the door. I am in a common room, but there are no people in it. I see another set of stairs that leads up to the bedrooms. I run up those stairs and find closed door. I focus my will on having a naked woman, in a bed on the other side of the door. I open the door and there is a mattress on the floor. I see a figure of a woman beneath a green blanket. I move over to the mattress and slip under the blankets. I realize that I suddenly have no cloths on. The woman has her back to me, and I move up close to her naked body. I never see her face but I can feel her warm flesh against mine. (It gets a bit pornographic at this point……..) I penetrate her from behind and begin to thrust gently. It feels amazing. My entire body is tingling with extreme sexual stimulation. I can feel my heart pounding as I continue to thrust. The feeling of orgasm approaching quickly………..and I wake up. My heart is racing in real life as well.

Wow! This is the first time I’ve gotten this far with sex in a dream, and it was amazing!

12/23/2005
LD #21 – “The shower wouldn’t work” (Brief LD)
I have been going through a bit of a dry spell with my LD’s. It has been a very stressful month and I haven’t really been focusing on doing RC’s regularly during the day.

I am in a bathroom which I don’t recognize in RL, but I am comfortable there in my dream. I am going to take a shower. I reach into the shower stall and turn the knobs, but no water comes out. I fiddle with the knobs some more, but the shower seems to be broken. This situation seems a bit strange and I glance at my hand out of habit. I count my fingers and I count 6. I count again to be sure, and again I come up with 6. I am lucid. I looked around and realized that I was in the basement of a house I use to live in when I was younger. I notice a door that leads to a short flight of stairs which lead up and out of the bulkhead. I walk to the stairs and notice that it is raining outside. I will the rain to stop, and it does. The sun begins to shine. I walk up the stair and out into the back yard of my old house. It is a beautiful summer day. I can smell the scent of fresh cut grass in the air. Everything is extremely vivid. I spend some time just looking around and marveling at the details that my mind has created. I decide to do some flying, but before I can even jump into the air I wake up.

12/1/2005
LD# 20 - “Sex at the cook-out”
Wow! 20 LD’s. I never thought I would reach this point.
This was a brief LD. I was at a cook out at a neighbor’s house. I was lying in a lounge chair next to the grill. I was in charge of cooking the food. I glanced at my left hand out of habit, and did an RC. I couldn’t focus on any of my fingers. I was pleasantly surprised to find I was dreaming. I am lucid. I get up from my chair and see and old lady standing nearby. I walk over to her. She is at least 80, short white hair, care-worn face, over-weight, wearing an oversized pink t-shirt and loose fitting black pants. I say to her, “I’m dreaming.” She responds, “No you’re not.” I reply, “I’ll prove it.” I levitate off of the ground and upward about 10ft. I bump into a bunch of bare branches of a large apple tree. Annoyed, I let myself drop to the ground. I land on my feet, gracefully. The urge for sex washes over me. I decide to try something different. I lift my hand and wave it in front of the old lady, and will her to become young and sexy. It worked! She morphed right before my eyes. Her hair remained short, but became darker until it was raven black. Her wrinkled skin became taught and tanned. Her body grew slimmer & tighter. Her breasts lifted under her cloths. Her cloths changed too. Here pink t-shirt became a short, tight pink sweater. Her loose black pants became black spandex short-shorts. I was extremely turned on. I moved toward her, but before I could touch her the dream faded away.

11/14/2005
LD #19 – “Hot for Teacher.”
Wow! This is turning out to be a good month for LD’s. I don’t think I’ve ever had LD’s 2 nights in a row before.
I don’t remember what happened in the dream before this point but…….I was walking to school (high school) with my wife and her sister when I realized that I have been out of high school for many years. I knew, beyond a doubt, that I was dreaming and didn’t bother with an RC. I was standing near (aprox 200 yards) away from the school building. I ran up to the chain link fence that surrounded the tennis courts, climbed up it and stood on top. There were students milling around the back entrance of the school. I leapt forward and began to fly superman style toward the open door. I found that I was flying very slowly so I thrust both my fists forward and willed myself to fly faster. My speed increased greatly and I zoomed toward the building, in through the door and down a hallway. I came to an immediate halt and landed at a hallway intersection. The urge for sex took over, but I remained calm. I walked down the hall to a door. I took hold of the knob and said to myself ‘there are people in this room.’ I opened the door and there was a class of young children (8-10 yrs old) sitting at desks. They all turned and looked at me as I entered. I looked around and found what I was there for; a young, attractive, petite, blond woman was the teacher (she actually somewhat resembles my wife.) I moved to the front of the class and took hold of her hand. She spoke to the class, “A student teacher will be handling the class for a while.” Suddenly, my step daughter’s kinder garden teacher was there before the class as well. I lead the teacher to a door at the back of the room, opened it and walked in. I was in a supply closet; there were shelves against every wall filled with school supplies. There was a table in the middle of the small room. I didn’t want to waste any time so began to undress her. She was wearing a royal blue silk blouse and a black skirt. The buttons of the blouse were on the back, and there were about 40 of them (which made for a very annoying situation). I began to unbutton them one at a time, which took me a while. I opened the back of the blouse and slid it off of her. She had on a lacey white bra underneath. I reach around to remove it, but the dream faded and I woke up.

11/13/2005
LD #18 “Buffy in a Renaissance dress!?!” (brief LD)
As usually I am at the end of a long dream that involved me accidentally driving past the off ramp to my work and ending up at a college in upstate NY. The police were chasing me and I hid in a bathroom on campus. There was a large mirror in the bathroom and I stood before it. I noticed that my hair was very curly (like Larry from the three stooges) and I had a huge bald spot in the center and back of my head. I knew immediately that this was not reality. I looked at my left hand and counted my fingers………5 and they were clear as they are in RL. Yet, I knew at this point I was dreaming. I turned to a digital clock that was sitting on the back of the toilet behind me and looked at it. The numbers weren’t numbers, they were gibberish. I am Lucid. I walk over to the window. It is very large and only slides up. I slide up the screen and then the window, but they won’t stay up they keep sliding down. I thrust them up and throw my body up onto the window sill. The screen and window slide down onto my back, but I ignore them and less then gracefully shimmy out of the window. I land in a grassy front yard in a suburban neighborhood. I walk toward the street when I notice Buffy (a woman I used to work with) and, what I assume was, a young boy coming down the street. Buffy was a skinny woman with bright red hair and very pale skin. She is dressed in a forest green and gold renaissance style dress. The boy is dressed in a black robe with a hood pulled over his face. I assume it is Halloween. She waves to me and I jog out to the road. I call to her and tell her to come over to me. She smile and walks right up to me. I reach out and gently take both of her hands in mine and look at her. Suddenly, the urge for sex takes hold of me, the dream fades and I wake up.

11/9/05
LD #17 – “This street looks familiar.”
In my dream I somehow got stranded in the town where I used to live (from age 10-14). I don’t have my car so I decide to walk home (In RL that would be about a 60 mile walk.) I walk up a hill in a nice neighborhood and end up on a street. I stop and look around and realize that this street looks very similar to the street where I currently live. I examine the houses and, although, they are the same size and style there are subtle differences. The windows were smaller & the homes were closer together. I turn to my friend Mike, who is suddenly next to me, and say, “Oh my God. This street looks almost exactly like my street.” I look down the road and see the Golf Course at the end of the street. I jog down to the Golf Course, with Mike following me, and walk about 10ft onto the grass. The ground is wet and muddy. I realize that this golf course doesn’t look like the one back home. Realizing that this situation was very strange I do an RC and look at my left hand. When I try to focus on my fingers they disappear. I am lucid. I turn to Mike and say, “Hey, I’m dreaming!” I jump into the air and levitate up to about 30ft off of the ground. I hover there, look down at Mike and say, “You can fly too…..this is a dream.” He just stares at me, unmoving. I decide to leave him and fly up higher, like superman. I soar up to the top of the hill where there is a large unpaved parking lot with several cars in it. I land there and think, What should I do now? The dream fades and I wake up.

11/7/2005
LD #16 – “Taking my mother flying.”
As usual, this started off as a normal dream and, again, my RC habit paid off. In this dream I was at work, which was (in my dream) right down the street from where my parents live. I was on my lunch break and decided to run up to my parents’ house. I jogged up the big hill and turned on to their street. I continued to jog unit I was in front of their house. I noticed a neighbor’s cat, it was orange, gray and white and it was extremely fat. I called the cat over and it came. I patted the cat, its fur was very soft and it purred. I couldn’t get over how fat this cat was. I left the cat and walk to the side door of my parents’ house. I looked through the screen door and saw my mother. I walked right in and greeted her, and asked to use the bathroom. I headed for the bathroom and went in. I immediately noticed that the bathroom was much smaller then I remembered it being. I stood in front of the mirror and looked at myself. I looked exactly as I do in RL, except I wasn’t wearing my glasses. Yet, I could see my face clearly. My RC habit came into play at this point and I glanced at my left hand. I couldn’t focus on my fingers, and my ring finger was just a tiny stub. I picked up my glasses, which had appeared on the counter before me, and put them on. I tried looking at my hand again with the same results. I am Lucid. I walk out of the bathroom, down the hall and through the kitchen. I go out the side door into my parents’ side yard. My mother is standing out there. I walk past her and say, “I’m dreaming.” She responds, “No we’re not.” I turn back to here, shocked. DC’s rarely respond to me in lucid dreams. I say, “Trust me Mom, I’m dreaming. I will prove it.” I hope up onto a low stone wall and leap into the air. I fly up to about 30ft off of the ground and turn back to look down on her and smile. She is looking up at me in awe. She says, “That is amazing. You should patent this.” I fly back down and land next to her. I wonder if my mom and I are sharing a dream. I say, “Let’s go flying mom.” I put my left arm around her waist and lift her up, she weights almost nothing. I leap into the air and soar upward. I am above the tallest trees when I begin to fly over the neighborhood. I say, “Mom, you might be dreaming. If you wake up and remember this dream, let me know.” She agreed. I flew her over the trees and houses of the neighborhood and then I landed. I said, “Is there anything else you want to see?” She said, “Can you fly me up to that other house so I can see inside?” She pointed to a large forest green colonial house to my right. “Sure.” I responded. But the dream faded away and I woke up.

10/31/2005
Lucid Dream #15 – “First time I’ve seen the Sun.”
As usually I was at the end of a dream when I became lucid. I remember that in my dream my ex-wife had called me from her work because my father was asleep in his van in the parking lot. From there I ended up outside with two stereotypical 1930’s gangster types, pinstripe suits and all. I noticed a strange bush with very small green leaves, bright orange berries (which looked like orange tic-tacs), and 1inch spiky thorns, and I feel a twinge of fear. Suddenly, I remember seeing this type of bush before in a dream (dream memory?), and I realize that I am dreaming. I am now lucid without doing an RC. I examine the bush closely and wonder if I dream about thorn bushes because I fell through a torn bush as a child and was badly injured. I walk away from the bush and examine my surroundings. I breathe in the fresh air which smells of autumn. I look at the maple trees around me; their leaves are beautiful and vibrant shades of red, orange & yellow. I realize that I am in the front yard of a house where I lived as a teen. I walk around to the side yard and see another of those strange bushes. I stop. I decide to try to intentionally alter reality. I wave my hand by the bush and try to make the berries disappear. With the first wave of my hand aprox 80% of the berries fade away, the remaining turn a pale yellow color. I decide to change tactics. I raise my hands up and will it to begin snowing. The sky grows gray and it begins to flurry. I smile. I look upward and can feel the cold flakes of snow landing on the skin of my face. I notice the sun out of the corner of my eye, but it is coved by clouds. I realize that I have never seen the sun in a lucid dream. I will the clouds to part, and they do. The sun is visible and I glance at it. It is as bright as it is in real life. I avert my eyes and do a RC, just in case I’m not dreaming. (I was afraid I would go blind.) I notice that there is no after-image in my vision; there way there would be in RL after looking at such a bright light source. As I look at my fingers I can’t focus on them without them disappearing. I am confident that I am dreaming. I look back up at the sun. It is no longer as bright as it was. As I continue to stare a face appears on this bright yellow ball. It looks a bit like a smiley from a computer, but its mouth keeps changing from a flat line, to a kissey-face, to a tilted line. I just smile and look away. I decide to leave my old yard and go exploring. I walk to a gate and realize that the yard has changed to the front yard of the house where I spent my childhood (birth to 9yrs old). I walk through the gate into the street. I turn right and see Charlie Brown and Snoopy standing about 50ft away. (I was watching “It’s the Great Pumpkin Charlie Brown” last night.) They look 2 dimensional, like cardboard cutouts that move. Charlie sees me and runs toward me yelling, “Daddy!” I just had to laugh. He wraps his 2 dimensional arms around my legs and hugs me. The dream fades away and I wake up.

10/23/2005
LC #14 – “RC habit pays off”
I was sleeping in late this morning. I had woken up and fallen back to sleep several times when I dozed off again and found myself walking in an open field of well tended, yet brown cut grass (like it was late November). I stop and look around. There is a large brick school to my left and many trees (mostly oak) to my right. I looked at the trees and they were still covered in green leaves which were moving gently with the breeze. I took a deep breath of fresh air and began to walk. I was happy to be outside and getting some exercise. I brought my left hand up and looked at it for an RC, which I often do when I get the chance to go for a walk. I couldn’t focus on my fingers. I’m actually shocked & ecstatic to realize that I’m dreaming. I jump into the air to fly, but land immediately on the ground as if I were in RL. I remind myself that I’m dreaming and jump into the air again. I am flying by low to the ground, maybe 6-7ft off of the grass. I begin to rub my hands together because my lucidity seems a bit weak. This helps a bit, but I know that my sleep isn’t very strong and I could easily wake up. But I desperately want to stay in this dream. I yell out, “Increase Lucidity! INCREASE LUCIDIDY!!” which helps a bit more. I wonder if I am talking in my sleep back in RL. I soar over to a chain link fence and land on top of it, balancing with ease. I look around and there are several large well kept colonial style homes, with large beautifully landscaped yards, before me. I decide to fly over to one, go inside and explore. I jump back into the air and fly to the nearest yard and land on top of a picnic table. I look at the side of the large federal blue home. I decide to fly up to the second story window and enter through it. I jump into the air and glide up to the window…….. I am startled awake by a loud snore from my wife. Damn!

LD #13: “Wait a minute! He’s dead.”
I know I was at end of a long dream, but I can’t remember what lead me to where I was. I am walking up the street where I lived when I was a child (birth to 9yrs old). I am walking past the house of some childhood friends when I notice their farther standing in the front yard. He has a running hose, and is watering the lawn. He sees me and waves. I wave back. Suddenly, it dawns on me that he has been dead since 1989. I look at my left hand. If I try to focus on my fingers they disappear. I am lucid.

Spoiler for Sexual Content:

(This is where this lucid dream gets a bit embarrassing.) For some reason, I think ‘I can’t seem to have sex in my dreams without waking up……I wonder what would happen if I masturbated.’ (This is embarrassing to write about) I unbutton & unzip my pants and pull them down, but I have no penis!

I am shocked, and the dream fades out…..I wake up.

Spoiler for Sexual Content:

I almost didn’t post this. I never really considered masturbating in a lucid dream. To my waking mind, it seems like a waste of a perfectly good lucid dream…..I’d rather do things that I CAN’T do in RL. But then I figured some of you might get a good laugh.

10/8/2005
It’s funny; I’ve been stressed (mostly about work and school) for the last week. I have been doing absolutely noting (except RC’s during the day, out of habit) to do with lucid dreaming since last Saturday and I have a LD.
LD # 12: “Back at the Golf Course, in late November.”
I am dreaming that I am hiking through the woods. I knew in my mind that it was late November. All the trees were bare of leaves. There were small patches of snow here and there on the leaf covered ground. The sky above was gray, but not threatening rain. I started up a small slope, pushing through the branches of small scrub trees. When I reached the top I pushed through some bushes and stepped out onto a paved street. I recognized it immediately; it was he top of Upland Street. I looked to my right and there was the club house of Packachog Golf Course. Suddenly, I “felt” like I might be dreaming and looked at my left hand. It was all blurry; I couldn’t focus on my fingers. I remembered that last time this happened I was dreaming, but didn’t believe I was dreaming. I’m Lucid! I look around. The golf course is over grown. It looks more like a wild field then a well tended golf course. The club house looks run down and abandoned. I revel in the detail of the dream. I look at the surrounding trees and can easily determine the kind: oaks, maples, birch & spruce. I jump into the air and levitate about 20ft off of the ground. I focus on a tiny birch tree off in the distance and begin to fly toward it. I’m moving at (aprox) 10mph. I will my self to accelerate, and my speed increases to (aprox) 50mph. The birch tree is drawing closer when I am distracted by the sound of a siren to my left. I turn my focus onto a yellow emergency vehicle parked in the middle of the overgrown grass. I shift my flight and zoom over to it, and land. There is no one around. I move to the back of the vehicle and my dream starts to fade. I grasp the tail gate of the truck and hold it tight, focusing on the feel of the metal. I loose all visuals, but I am still hanging onto the truck, focusing strongly on the feel of the cool metal desperate to stay in the dream. I hang on for (aprox) 15seconds, but my eyes opened and I woke up.