non-lucid

i remember bits in pieces of this but there was just so much crazy shit going on and in the dream i was totally unphased by it. So number one i started out in a local smoke shop and me and a bunch of friends had just stolen a bunch of shit at midnight. we hear sirens so we ran to the garage of the store and stole this lil mini dirt bike and a mini car, like a smart car but smaller. I hauled ass on the dirt bike dipping through allies and cuts but the cops wouldnt get off my track so i cut through this little park near my house called the rec center. I noticed i had lost the cops but my friends too, i waited for them and when the showed up the cops were there to ibooked it up the hill to the top on the dirt bike switchen into like hyper hill when i crashed my bike and landed in the mud. I started running to a restraunt that randomly popped up along with a boulevard of other stores. I went in and tried to go to the bathroom and i cudnt get in cause some dude kept trying to sell me weed. The cop asked me what the guys name was i made up some name nd said frank i go the fuck outa there.. After i started walking toards that lil mini smart car when i saw my ex girl and her friend walking down the street with two other guys, she ran up gave me a hug and i was like uhhh can u get off me i got a world to save. I got in my car she was impressed i was driven and i flipped her off ass i drove away. we drove hella fast and i noticed i had no control of the car i would tryand press the gas andthe car would like turn and if i hit the break the car would turn a diffrernt way. I decided to stop trying to contorl and me and my friend enjoyed the wild ride in the car crashing into shit and running over things. Next the dream blurs out and i remember being at some party people asking me for weed i rolled up a blunt and told a girl to have her bf fade ten on it, she said okay we wwalked to a park smoked a jay cops were around so we threw the roach and bolted. when the cops left we sparked the blunt then went back to try and find the roach of the jay we couldnt find it and i looked up and there was my mini car but it had turned into like a fucking space ship. me and my friend jumped into it and left the girls their wondering wtf. We blasted off into the air again unctrolling the space ship and we realized that we were in a space battle and people were shooting at us from efvery direction. then the ship like evacuated itself into an emergency mode and me and my friend crashlanded on a lake in a lil escape pod. we pullede up to the dock and went into a church where we caught to statues fucking in the chouir loft.l the woman was unsatisified and the male statue was like fuck you and dipped and were like ayty u were cheating on mother marry and the statue started runing we ran after him and jumped into a boat that was all black and it sprouted wings wen it started going it was like a sports boat thing we took off then last thing i remember we got hit by a rocvkeet and exploded nd i woke up

I drove to the San fransisco golden gate bridge with my dad and our plan was to jump off the end of it. When we got theirnmy dad ran of the end of nit and I hesitated and broke down and started crying. I count do it. After I took a snow gonala upa mountain which took me to some bar where my friends were all watching a soccer game. I ended uP watching then the nex thing I new I was In a soccer game nd I wanted to do a goal kick butnthis kid kept stoping me from doin it cuz he said he was sposed to dp it so I started cheken him rely hard.

the first thing i remember was attending some sort of concert that my friend was putting on with the piano at a park that was also an amusment park. the grass was dark green cut nicley and the playground reminded me of a carousal kind of build. There were some rides but not to many. Friends showed up and we all started dancing to the piano and i eventualy made out with a girl i know whos two years younger then me. She invited me to sleep over and iwas lsikke yeaaaaa. we kept dancing in the moonlight then we went up the trail to trailer and someone have me like and eigth of weed two joins and a blunt for no reason except that he would be coming over later to smoke some. I said aite sounds good Then we went up to tayler and watched some kid get busted by our schosol administrator who was driving around in a golf cart searching people. I through a bunch of tin foil nd shit over the fence and walked calmly home. I showed up home with my friend and then put the weed in my second mail box which was now in a coca cola coin collector. I covered it with shubberey helped my dad with chores and went back out and grabd my weed put it into a bag.
I showed my friend how much i had and he was very excited so then a bus picked us up and we went to majic mountain. There was some sort of sling shot bunjie thing that shot you into the air and i attempted it and shot up way high and floated down towards the ground. After that there was another concert in the park and i attended that. After i again walked home and hung out with my friends in the front yard. After i found myself at a train station and when i got through to the other side me and my friends were all high as fuck making fun of diferent tour guides who showed us into what was a museum inside the train station. after that there was some dance and i didnt go i waited outside and some girls asked wat i was doin nd isaid i was thizzen wen i wasnt nd they said oo come in side but i did not nd woke up soon after

First i was in some sort of bus with a friend that transported me to a large store that had a seven elleven. there was the ground with the carpet that was like the one in chukey cheese. I ran inside the building to seven elleven then wen to chukey cheese to chek shit out. First i shot some balls in the hoop missd a few times. A manager started giving me crap and i was basicaly like fuck you and started climbing into one of those tube thingys that the kids play in. That led me to a house upstairs where we were with our neighbors upstairs chilling on the couch infront the tv with those tv trays bein lazy. Then a white van pulled up looking for me to take me back to the mental hospital. They said i fuked up another patient cuz i fed him junk food. I ran in fear theyd take me toa bathroom that had urinalllls where i took a piss at school. back at home i was with an older dog miskey and itook him on a walk, they told me to let him free and i did and he took of and then was mauled in the neck by a dog that looked identical to him. the owner smashed his head in an i cried for a long time along with the owner. then i went around the block trick or treating making fun of the dumb attempts to scare me and then after i came back and realized that coltrain wasnt the killer it was the neighbors dog i tried to go over there but had no timme..

i was playing d line against a team of realy small kids and i shot in as fast as i culd and almost made the tackle on the quarter back but he juke out of the ay nd i only got an arm on him. next i was running around a gym naked looking for a shower but there was like a thousdand showers to choose from nd i culdnt find the right one untill i made it to a room where i thought there was towels so i went in and saw these girls layen on the couch near the towels. I saw that the towels had turned into light bulbs i showed one of the girls this and she asked if iused condoms i said yeaa nd they said i culd stay. one girl stayed on the couch wit me ad the other sat acros from uss with her friends. I started feelin on her pussy nd then she stopped me i was confused but it was like 5 45 in the dream nd i was like fuck it lets sleep , itexted my friend ryan nd said bring me condoms but he nevered showed up.. i woke up in the dream nd the girl led me to my parents, we left nd i was mad cuz i didnt get laid....nigas be presssed fa pussy

I was in shanes attic which he doesn’t even have which looked suprisingly like my attic. There was memories of my attic that I figured if I cleaned up my attic alitle bit it could look as nice as shanes which had a couch a wii and a tv. Later my friend cody came over for a party. I decided to go in my boxers and a shirt. Dina picked me and cody up in a car full of girls and we drove down my street and she took me on a route I never seen throught housese I never seren. All the streets were all fuked up and I didn’t remember any of them. When I got to the house it was small on the outside but huge on the inside with a large backward jacoozie and pool.Also I had no pants on just boxers I jumped over the jacaoozie like the guy did infront of me and we walked into his secondary house. I met a girl in there who invited me upstairs to take a test tube shot nd I said okay but then some fatgirl said she would come to cause if marvin came along hed nd saw me alon e with his gf hed be pissed I said okay nd went up. I took a sip of the shot she said it was kushed flavor but it tasted like cherry kush frozen frosty.

First thing i can recall is just being released from jail and being extremley hungry. I ate a ton of food at some junky restraunt then went and got high with some friends. Later i text my girlfriend at home in my room and said my usual goodnight. She replied with "fuck you fagot, i know what you said to shane" Im like fucking great whad shane do this time? I called shane nd he said i told him i was with my girl friend on saturday, which fucked him over because he told his parents he was with me, which wasnt possible cause my girlfriends parents who were cops told his parents that he was at something else. Might have been my fualt might now anyway so i get a call from my gf as soon as i angirly through my fone under the bed. (told my self in dream once i throw my fone under the bed its gunna ring) and i expected i would have to make an apolagy speech to get her back. It was her dad on the fone who like i said was a cop and two time heavy weight golden gloves boxer, true statment, and told me he was coming over in five. He showed up in like one second nd I did most of the talking in my room. Turns out he was a good listner and let me explain my side of the story which i really just bullshited cause i didnt no what my side of the story was. I wish i new how i ofended my gf nd my dream explained it better but im still clue les nd shes stil pised of in real life. Anyway the room started to morph and i remember being at a really fancy wedding dinner on some football field and i was just pigging out infront of her father. Like i had like 5 plates of steak and mash potatoes. I told him that i just got out of jail and was hungry. He laughed taking it as a joke. Then my friend cody showed up and the three of us sat at the table watching a firework show overthe field .I said this must be an expensive wedding wow. Later my world morphed back to my room and i was in my bed and the dad was about to leave and said thanks man for coming over i had a fun time, like we just ended a date or somethan. I asked cody what i should do and he said walk him to the door. I was but naked so i but on some shorts and now there was some black dude standing in my hallway. I figured it was her other dad but now realize wtf my girlfriends 100 percent cockasian. I woked both of em almost to the door and the dream ended

The first thing i am amble to recall is being over at taylor baseball field across the street with two friends and my grandma for some reason. At first we were with teh 10 and 12 year old team asking there the 15 16 year olds played he pointed to a coach siting by himself on a bucket in the out field. I told my grandma she did not need to come with me but she insisted. We walked over and i told him i would be joining the team, he pointed me over to the dug out. Most of the poeple on the team were unfamliar but my friend carlos was on the team so it was okay. I was still a lil timid at first like i am in real life and felt uncomfortable meeting new people. Then we had a big team dinner and there was tons of food. I figured it would b e a fun season cuz the team looked stoner ish and i figured we cuold smoke before the games and then play and eat all this food how chill. after that i cant really remember how i owke up but it wasnt to far after that.

i dont remember this dream really i just no that at one point i was at a cabin in the woods and at another point someone was trying to scare me in order to gain some sort of reward maybe itl come back to me through out the day and i can update this

drempt that i was stretching in a group circle with some sort of team for some sort of activity, cool dream

i dont remember a thing about my dream last night acpet that my dad told me not to eat coco puffs cause there un healthy

i was standing with my girlfriend. I kissed her and she pulled away after a lil bit.. a car came and picked her up i kissed her once more she left. My dad came and picked me up and told me he was going to have a proffesional search my room for drugs or some shit. Next i went to lay in my bed and my ex girlfriend was offering me oral sex for five dollars i told her yea watever nd she began. two lesbians were next to me while i was recieving head, and i later messed arouend with them. after my ex wanted her money for sex which we ended up having and i told her there was a check in my drawyer she could have. My dad came in the room as she opened the drawyer and told my ex it was his money now cuz he earned it. She started to fight my dad over the five dollar check for oral sex and i woke up not remembring my dream til later

My dad asked me if i wanted to go dirt bike riding. I agreed to go and then we left for the hills. When we arrived at the spot there was a bunch of other people and my dad dropped me of saying hed b right back. I met some kids and i had a dub on me so one of them rolled a blunt for me. We went over to the smoke spot an burned the blunt. I started thinking about dirt bike riding and i imagiend my dad telling me a story about some crazy kid who died on a dirt bike goin 70 mph on a bumpy dessert. I remorsed then awaoke from my dreeam in a dream nd saw myself sitting back on a couch playing some atv game on on x box. I tried to find my favorite racing song but couldnt find it. I said fuck it and whent on a near by computer and logged onto face book. A friend chatted me and said that it wasnt them and it was someone else. I was confused and signed of and on several times. Later in the dream a ton of friends were going to the prom and i remember being at my friends house with my sis her friends nd my friends. everyone was getting ready except for me. I rmemberd thinking about how fat girls never got dates either to proms and realized none of my sisters friends were fat. I started thinking of two male dogs and how they didnt need to wory bout this shit cause there dogs and they just do there thing. As the bus left i hopped with all my friends. When we arrived we were at some intersection getting ready to transfer to another bus, my friend matt kept saying mattie come on we gotta go. But then his broter on the other bus yelled get back on the other bus. I was caught in te middle of the insterscetion and didnt no what to do. I quickly ran to the airport and said fuck it. I later found my mom and she explained the brother was jealous. I agreed and woke up soon after

i was waiting to go to a concert with my friend by the steps that led up to the concert entrance. I kid approached me and offered to sell me 5 bucks for like a whole role of tickets to get into the concert. without thinking i bought the tickets not realizing they were complete bullshit.I quickley chased after the kid into an alley way where i saw my dad standing by a fire escape ladder that led on the top of some roof. I quickley ran up there to find the kid along with a ton of his friends. I aproached him ready to fight when his friends acted lke they wre gunna get invovled i said no let me and him settle this, the kid agreed. It was then I saw that he was a good 3 heads taller then me and no longer a kid but a big fucken dude. He was twice as quick as me doing like backflips and karate kicks. I said fuck this keep the five bucks and went back to the concert steps. I couldnt find my friend but i saw the manager of the concert who i had seen before in another dream, i ran up to him and told him what had happend. He said he could help me outt onnly under the condition that i played in the football game as a running back for one game. I was confused at furst but then i realized i was at the 49ers statium.I agreed and he said to meet him down at the field. I went to go tell my friend wat was going on nd he appeard infront of me, we began to walk in when a group of girls who i am friends with stopped me from behind. I told them i would be playing in the game tonight nd that they should come sit with me. As we walked i realized i was now wearing what i wear at school football. The road we walked on kept getting father and father without me noticing and we started drifting away from the statium now goin past another place i have been in a dream. There is this row of beautiful houses and one of them is very plane and bear(thats the managers house which i visited in another dream) the girls told me they snusck into this house before and i laughed. Below all the houses was a huge grassey hill that led to a large swimming pool and a beaitful house. I got excited and then ran down there. As i steeped onto the grass i realized i was but nakked. I did not care and encouraged everyone to join me. Some did and some did not. I swam around and a girl made a comment that the pool was heateded(this is significant cause in another dream i looked at this pool from a distance and wondered the same thing) I swam around for a lil and got out. The owner of the house came out and greeted us, she had lil kids and she told them to go inside. Suddenly the girls dissapeard and i looked over outside to see my dad my friend and my dads friend playing mario kart on an n64. i wanted to play so i ran over. My dads friend said i culd play after the race and i told him rainbow road is hella hard. When i got the controller the dream ended

The first thing i remember was that an old friend from middle school was having a birthday party at his house. I showed up and the house was already packed with people, some of them i knew, some i didnt know. I said hi to to my friend then he showed me some gross ass pictures of himself nude on his computer. (wtf) After being tramatized i went back to the party danced around for a little bit, then my school dean made an ancoment that it was time for pizza. I was the third person out there and he also announced this. I ate three large slices then returned inside. i decided i know longer wanted to be at the party so me and the host of the part started walking on the streets accompinied by his cousisn. It was then that his cousin told me that my f riend had cancer so we needed to buy him a gift. WE walked down the street and passed by different bikes until my friend found the right one, he pointed to this chopper kind of bike that said $200. I jumped on the bike and rode off not thinking i was stealing. I rode around and my dream turned into grand theft auto. I saw one star at the top bottom right of my view and saw a squad car soon trailing after my chopper. I drove lke a mad my through houses and fences until i crashed into a creek and my body went soaring for hundres of feet. It was then that the star went away and my dream returned to normal. When i looked up from the ground i realized i was on a grassey hil in the middle of the forest. I walked up the hill and arrived at a skate park. I started trying to hit people off there board and take it, but just tony hawk 2 i remembered, you cant do this, so in the dream i couldnt do this. Later a police women showed up and said i have a place for you guys to skate thats much better, just ride down the hill and go through this tunnel and youl be there. She allowed everyone to do this except for me cause she said i caused all that damage on the motorcycle. The rest of the dream became fuzzy and i woke up