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      Quote Originally Posted by Adanac View Post
      This one was so weird that it woke me up.

      "Cats look crunchy, and they taste crunchy too. That's why I don't eat'em."

      I was like.... WTF???
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      Yea it's weird, what kind of a DC will not eat something because it is crunchy?
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      Please help out a confused UKer here... what is a "Pita Place"?

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      <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE("Oneiro")</div>
      Please help out a confused UKer here... what is a "Pita Place"?[/b]


      For example...

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      In a lucid last night I had a very short snowball fight with some friends. It was short because they all stopped after a minute. When I asked them why, one replyed, &#39;We are tired because we all had a very busy summer". It was the middle of winter in my dream. That must have been one hectic summer.

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      Last night I encountered my friends dad for the first time since he caught his son, my other friend and I high at my house. He was talking to me about drugs and said &#39; If you get high and then use soap, the soap will stay inside your body for the rest of your life&#39;. A little weird I guess.
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      I had something like that one time. In my dream I was sitting in a classroom were Tom Cruise was teaching, he said to us that we shouldn&#39;t masturbate after sex... because you must use the two orgasm you can have. Well, I thougt this to be pretty weird.

      I did think it was a good point when he said it in my dream...
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      I have never laughed so hard in my entire life, oh god this topic is absolutely priceless&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; God the human mind is great
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      Yeah this thread is rediculously funny lol...
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      I saw a guy dressed in all green, and I thought to myself, "He reminds me of the forest..." So I walked up to him and asked him, "Have you ever been trapped in a magic forest with seven dancing princesses?"

      I became lucid.
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      I had a strange dream last night...

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      ha, this was more of a hallucination, but when i was little i was sick with a cold or something, and my mom was in bed with me and it was kind of late and i randomly pointed to the ceiling and was like "Look" and she was like "what" and i was all like "theres an elephant" rofl&#33; as everybody knows, things are funnier when they happen.i could tell my friends something that happened to me that was hilarious and they won&#39;t think it is funny one bit.i guess it&#39;s all about the randomness and catching people offguard.


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      When I asked a DC "who am I?"

      he stated "you&#39;re a botswanian cult leader" my teeth then proceeded to fall out and he was like "see, that&#39;s what I&#39;m talking about&#33;"
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      I became lucid earlier in the dream and my friend appeared at one point. I went up to her and asked what it was like to be a dream character. She looks at me real funny and says "Im not on what you&#39;re on" and turns around again. I was fully lucid at that point but her sincerity froze me and I had to do another couple reality checks before I could calm my mind. What a good response on the fly, especially since I had taken a hallucinogen the day before

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      This is my weirdest:

      I was a Hulk Hogan&#39;s house, and as I rang his doorbell, I asked, "Why am I at Hulk Hogan&#39;s House?"
      The guy who answered the door said "You&#39;re here to steal his mustache, of course&#33;"
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      I was floating above a parking lot, my friend wanted me to go with him, and he says out loud from the ground, (I&#39;m 20 feet up) "that&#39;s the biggest boner I&#39;ve ever seen&#33;"
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      I was in a tree house with Alec Baldwin, and he says to me "It&#39;s gettiing hot in here. Did you fart?"

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      Quote Originally Posted by Moonbeam View Post
      I was in a tree house with Alec Baldwin, and he says to me "It&#39;s gettiing hot in here. Did you fart?"
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      Oh god, that is funny moonbeam, you made my day
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      Quote Originally Posted by bro View Post
      Oh god, that is funny moonbeam, you made my day
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      Not exactly the dream experience I wanted to have with Alec Baldwin.

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      Quote Originally Posted by Moonbeam View Post
      Not exactly the dream experience I wanted to have with Alec Baldwin.
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      I&#39;m sorry
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      Quote Originally Posted by Moonbeam View Post
      I was in a tree house with Alec Baldwin, and he says to me "It&#39;s gettiing hot in here. Did you fart?"
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      LMFAO hahahaha. That is hilarous. Rofl. Sorry, but it was very funny.
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      some random dream voice said this when I woke up today:

      "The Math of flying people on farms is a safer way to get to know them"
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      LOL hm.... someone should try and decipher this cryptic puzzles.

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      I asked this guy where he went to school, I&#39;d never heard of it so I said where is that?

      guy: "The state of August."

      me: "What?&#33;"

      guy: "The state of April."

      and for some reason that was better.

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      lol. it&#39;s funny how absolutely absurd things make sense to us in dreams. It&#39;s very amusing though, I feel bad for people who don&#39;t remember thier dreams, one of my friends recently told me that he hasn&#39;t dreamt for months now.
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      My dad: I bought my girlfriend a rose and I bought your mom a chocolate rose.

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