Thread: DCs Say the Darndest Things

Originally Posted by I_C_U

In a lucid, I went to a DC and said to him hi. He replied by ... '' Take off da pants ! TAKE OFF DA PANTS '' ... Then I told him '' STFU !! '' He said OK and went crying. Idiot.

Not funny -_-

Its the only thing I've done to a DC =/

Just now woke up from a very long and nice LD- near the end, I think I was a tad less lucid cause I was interacting with DC's- I can't usually do it that easily. anyhow I was walking along talking to a DC

me: so... you're my dream guide?
DC: yeah...
me: so... what's your name?
DC: Alex, Alex Baldwin (said similar to Bond, James Bond)


at the time I thought that meant one of the less famous baldwins so I googled his image and realized he was the dude from 30 rock (I don't watch that show tried it a few times and was bored). Anyhow he did give some "wizdom" like "respect DC's" but unless he keeps on reappearing I'll discount this as a 1-off funny incident.

Originally Posted by I_C_U

Its the only thing I've done to a DC =/

Then don't post -_-

I hear them talk for min. he laughs.

"what's so funny?" Asuka asks him.

"oh" he says and smiles. "I'm just picturing what your face is going to look like glazed in my semen."

Originally Posted by Man of Shred

I hear them talk for min. he laughs.

"what's so funny?" Asuka asks him.

"oh" he says and smiles. "I'm just picturing what your face is going to look like glazed in my semen."

LMAO! aw, that just made my day

New one from me just from last night.
I heard two people talking, and one said "What's the environment?"
The answer from the other person was "Twice as much as potatoes."

In another from the previous night there was a French policeman (Inspector Clouseau actually) and he was searching a wardrobe for a criminal who was hiding in there (me) under lots of clothes. Every time he threw away a coat or something he'd picked up he said "Wheeler dealer coat healer or immortal?" I have no idea what he was on about.

A random dc once said, after I appeared, "hey, Another dreamer! How ya doing, Buddy"
He later went on to ask me for help.

Originally Posted by YYNYM

A random dc once said, after I appeared, "hey, Another dreamer! How ya doing, Buddy"
He later went on to ask me for help.

Awesome.

Originally Posted by Well now what?

New one from me just from last night.
I heard two people talking, and one said "What's the environment?"
The answer from the other person was "Twice as much as potatoes."

In another from the previous night there was a French policeman (Inspector Clouseau actually) and he was searching a wardrobe for a criminal who was hiding in there (me) under lots of clothes. Every time he threw away a coat or something he'd picked up he said "Wheeler dealer coat healer or immortal?" I have no idea what he was on about.

Double-Lulz at both.

Him, re-examining the "another dreamer" comment, I wonder if that was a shared dream... I know there was one person there looking confused, maybe he was the first dreamer. Or Maybe the DC was an actual person.

somewhat offtopic cool sig Loaf! I also had several airplane crash dreams a while back (where I'm outside and I witness one) - I think I've had 2-3. At least on one occasion became lucid because of this.

Originally Posted by yuriythebest

somewhat offtopic cool sig Loaf! I also had several airplane crash dreams a while back (where I'm outside and I witness one) - I think I've had 2-3. At least on one occasion became lucid because of this.

Someone suggested I should make it a dream sign. Maybe I should?

I was auditioning for a part in a movie. When everyone before me went up to audition, they were asked to do pretty normal things - 'act angry', 'act sad', 'read these lines', whatever.

However, when my turn came, the main casting guy handed me a banana and said, "While holding this banana in your mouth, pretend that you are a rich pregnant woman who is getting an abortion against her husband's will. Go."

I think I did a pretty good job.

I wonder what Freud would say about it.

Originally Posted by SickOfFashion

I was auditioning for a part in a movie. When everyone before me went up to audition, they were asked to do pretty normal things - 'act angry', 'act sad', 'read these lines', whatever.

However, when my turn came, the main casting guy handed me a banana and said, "While holding this banana in your mouth, pretend that you are a rich pregnant woman who is getting an abortion against her husband's will. Go."

I think I did a pretty good job.

I wonder what Freud would say about it.

Lulz

"Derailed" lucid (got caught up in the scene). I was in a dorm, saw some big guy walking down the corridor, I darted into a room and locked the flimsy door, the lock looked like a bit of twisted wire. The big seven foot monster of a human being kicks the door in, charges in, I jump out of the way, and yelled at this big muscly oaf bully what give him the f****** right to push me around

big bully( beginning to cry): you scare us
I sat him down on the bed and give him a hug. Made perfect sense, I felt bad for yelling.
was a good'un

Still riding that scooter

Last night, I became lucid, and I was walking down a hallway, and my friend walked out of a door next to me. He was following behind me, gibbering on, and he said "Hey, Dakota, I just wanted to tell you that--" but at this second, I realized that he was going to say something stupid because he was a DC, and I didn't want to listen to him. So, without looking, I snapped my fingers, felt a wave of pressure, and knew his head had exploded. He then came out of ANOTHER door in front of me and said "Like I was saying, I just wanted to tell you that I didn't want to talk to YOU either!"


The irony

I was just sitting on a bench reading in a non-LD, when a DC walked by and yelled "You need more super mouth-napkins! Get them at electric stations!"

Originally Posted by LRT

I was just sitting on a bench reading in a non-LD, when a DC walked by and yelled "You need more super mouth-napkins! Get them at electric stations!"

Lulz.

Not long ago I had a dream where I was on a stage at a concert performing with a rock band. The lead singer had a tamborine and this is what he sang:

"Everybody look at his special clothes,
Everybody look at his special jeans,
Everybody has a special dream,
Everybody loves this tamborine!"

Then he shook it and the crowd loved it. Then he tossed it to me and I shook it too, resulting with equal consequences before we had a power cut.

Also, for some reason I woke up soaking wet in the night. I had to take my clothes off and hang them on the radiator, then put a towel on my bed and go back to sleep nude. Weird.
And just to clarify, I don't think it was wetting myself because my shirt was wet as well as my trousers. It felt more like sweat, but I may never know for sure. Weird thing was though - only I was wet, my bed was dry.

???

The first time i meet my dream guide, the first thing he said to me was
"you're going to die in a really long time"

“You have cancer my child, you are going to die.” an elder tells her. Her eyes gloss over and she decides to make her final words.
“... ROCKET FUEL FOR THE WIN, BITCHES!” she shouts, and then she dies. Seriously, this was hilarious.

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Fully Lucid on a crowded street,I see three (recurring)DCs coming toward me.

I asked, "is there a Doctor here?" .One shrugs and points to the guy next to him and says,

"He's a mortician..."

Originally Posted by Loaf

“You have cancer my child, you are going to die.” an elder tells her. Her eyes gloss over and she decides to make her final words.
“... ROCKET FUEL FOR THE WIN, BITCHES!” she shouts, and then she dies. Seriously, this was hilarious.