Thread: Share your dream from last night in one sentence

Bunch of random stuff like animals crapping, movie trailers, eating a branch, living in my old high school, and being on a team of movers

The icecream truck lady ran out of icecream so i had to get a $4 milkshake

I was giving WILD advice in the forum and someone told me about always dreaming of a woman in blue. When I look up I see a headless mannequin standing outside a window with a blue dress on blowing in the wind.

Someone was talking about getting married on the forum but I remember the person they were talking about posted in another thread about having an affair so I told him that maybe he should wait and have a long engagement.

I deleted a post because was an advertisement to some college.

I post that we hope to move soon for the last time ever.



4 dreams last night. All about posting in the forums.

My neighbor who had all kind of exotic animals like rhinos, chimpanzees, saber-toothed cats etc mowing his wheat fields and carrying around crying children decided to kill me and my family + some random people because i didn't appreciate two of his apes throwing rocks and monkey poop at us so I fled with my family + random people and it all ended with a shootout at a gas station between me, the police and the neighbor’s overly buff, hired guns from the early 90's wearing bandanas or so i thought for it really ended at a fairy/troll nest at a skiing resort.

Long sentence is long..

I was in ancient Rome with a DC that looked like my brother, we found an Shop that had some revolvers for sale. I thought I could maybe get a funny conversation with the shop-keeper and asked what this is, she answered in a condescending tone that it obviously was a revolver. I tried again and asked what material it was made of, but she ignored and said I should pull the trigger, I did, it was appearently a lighter in the shape of a revolver. She must have thought that I was a barbarian for not knowing ;o

Went back into the past, found my dad to try to get his help to go back to the future, I used the line "we have to go back to the future" and I was like wait what.

-A zombie attacked me
-I was accidentally put in drama class and Alyzarin was beasting
-I was tracking an animal

My brothers wife was surprised to see my wife and me and thought she must be doing a reality check right now.

Some chick took my penis and gave it to a guy, who got into an argument at gun point, and then hundreds of Doc Browns showed up from no where singing something that sounded like it came from a musical. I shit you not.

Real life game of capture the flag against my brother and a dinosaur. I can't make this crap up if I wanted to - Dream Journals - Lucid Dreaming - Dream Views

A singer in a pink suit got blown up and a girl gathered his bodyparts and was very happy because it was cool to collect celebrity bodyparts

I was speaking with Redman before a concert and when he asked me if I thought it was weird that he sometimes uses baby moisturizer, I said "No. Sometimes I use Murray's pomade, and I don't think its exactly designed for me either".

I was in DV chat and it was possible to post whole images in chat the same way you can on the forum so I was searching frantically on the net to post an image in reply to several others and AlucinorXVIII was a Harry potter character.

I was in a office building in my city and came across some Texas dudes known from their accents, and i was suspicious of them being in my dream and tried distancing from them, i stayed away from their sight and listen to their conversation about the city.

Originally Posted by Chicken

A singer in a pink suit got blown up and a girl gathered his bodyparts and was very happy because it was cool to collect celebrity bodyparts

Fucking yes!

I watched as a white, dress-sweater-clad Bill Cosby expressed disappointment as The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers didn't win Best Picture live at the Oscars, a film which he apparently produced: "This is just a bad part of the process," said Cosby.

Jumping on a fast-ass motorcycle and racing off to save somebody from something or other.

I was in a headshop that allowed a freakishly large spider to wander about unattended and when it sensed my fear it made straight for the back of my neck and started biting.



...needless to say I woke up shaking and had to check to make sure nothing was there.

You should'a stuffed that spider in a bowl and smoked it!

Robots controlled by one man are killing everyone except the cool kids

^ That wasn't a dream - the man's name is Obama..

I was in a production of "Once On This Island" (which is a play I was in when I was 11), and I was playing the main character but only in the second half of the show, for some reason.

1-3) About 3 different scenarios that kept getting interrupted by the same, omnipresent police force, busting me for every small offense, until I finally became lucid and had a good time fucking with them because I knew they were no longer a threat.

I'm lucid at a theme park, and I talk to the management who happen to be totally aware that I created them.