Thread: Share your dream from last night in one sentence

I watched the Tigers lose...

I got a girl pregnant, then had 3 false awakenings in a row and flew. Felt like god

http://www.dreamviews.com/blogs/tang...-ld-god-40235/

Life promises me the dream of the year just to grab it away from me at the last second and laugh in my face.

i.e.,

[Non-Lucid] I was about to smoke a joint with Jesus, but it wouldn't light correctly and we couldn't get any hits out of it, and then when I started breaking up more bud to roll a new one the pieces kept morphing into useless objects that can't be smoked until I finally woke up without ever solving the problem.

DJ Entry - So Fucking Close

Trashy non-lucid sex with a friend.

Been a very busy week. I have been dreaming, but haven't had a chance to post any, until today. Am very annoyed that my dreams last night were disjointed, and almost impossible to remember. I call what I can remember 'fragments,' but they are still more detailed than what most people can remember of their dreams. I think still worth a read if anybody wants to, or I wouldn't bother posting them.

1) As Harry Potter I am being forced to do something I don't want to by a Disney employee. In response I start tormenting that person for many weeks, eventually projectile vomiting on her until I drive her nuts and she quits.

2) I'm dealing with some kind of alien invasion, and after Hawkeye Pierce (MASH) has been compromised by aliens, Captain Picard is explaining to us that if we take over the alien government, we'll lose our positions with Starfleet.

3) I'm Spider-Man, and after I find myself in a fight with Wonder Woman I turn into Harry Potter and she adopts me. Sirius comes over to check on me and ends up getting beat up for sneaking around as I laugh at him.

1) Some random guy under a streetlight near a sign surrounded by a pitch-black atmosphere tells me to wear some head accessory, and make sure the ears stick out.

[DILD] I got mad at a classroom full of DCs for an unimportant reason and drew a cat on the chalkboard and wrote the word "ATTACK!" next to it and underlined it twice, and the cat leapt off the board to attack one of them.

Unfortunately, it was also very weak and easily ignored. But it's an important first step lol.

DJ Entry - Drawing As A Means Of Summoning?

1. A deformed, gray, and fur-less dog ends up scaring me while everyone else seems to be perfectly fine around it.

2. My father and I encounter insurance agents at the side yard of a random house, and they asked us if they signed up for insurance, and my father wants to get out and make me be the bait in luring them in the backyard while he leaves, but he ends up abandoning me, and I encounter Black Bears in the backyard, meaning I have more shit to manage while I don't know where he went to.

3. In a Prince of Tennis and reality mixed world, and it seems Team Seigaku (main team in series) are participating in the nationals, and it looked like they were losing against a red jacket wearing team, but they caught up and won the match.

4. I'm walking with Tezuka from Prince of Tennis in a random store, I ended up picking up a bra and panty, then we proceeded to get something to eat from a Fast Food Tray line, but they didn't have what Tezuka wanted to try, and the server puts his filthy hands on the food. -_____________-

5. Trying to get Ashely Graham from Resident Evil 4 out of the clutches of the U3, dream resets two times when she dies from U3, and when we both die from it, and I decided for the third time to just get the fuck out before it does some insane shit, and after a while, it decides to stop pursuing us, and I have to face Krauser, who isn't even using all of his strength at me.

Deformed Dog, Black Bears, Tennis Nationals, Bras & Panties, Me vs U3 and Krauser(SDE Pt. 2: Day 25) - Dream Journals - Lucid Dreaming - Dream Views

Many people stressed and fighting because of a bunch of cheating in relationships...one was even cheating with me. ._.

A lake was emiting poisonous gas and we had to evacuate.
I'm a spy agency cadet finishing puzzle obstacle course - at the end they let a big orange beach ball roll at me ala Indiana Jones.

1. In an Organic Chemistry classroom, and I managed to make an answer up and get it right, to some extent, while the professor writes down Enantiomers next to an Organic Compound with a Ring structure and some substituent.

Sitting at my Grams house with my Girl. She says somethings outside. I look out the big bay window and see Ufos. Got Lucid.

I was on some kind of drug floating through space...or something like that.

First Harry Potter themed dream in my life (must be because I was looking at custom made wands for Halloween before I slept), Hogwarts was in trouble but things appeared calm on the surface, when I noticed a hint of trouble brewing, I apparated to where Harry, Ron and Hermione were, everyone was captured by a mad and crazy witch and Hermione was trying to outwit her.

I had my first lucid dream, I was flying around a wintery scene as a dragon, doing loop-de-loops and barrel rolls.

1. Bicycle obstacle course/race, three tries, respawn if fail.
2. Some strange british form of football(not soccer) with family.
3. Trying to find a girl at my church.

Wriggling around a flooded houseboat stuffed with piles and piles of food.

1. Failing a Splinter Cell Mission, and Lambert, the boss for Sam Fisher, tells me (controlling Fisher) that I blew up everyone in the building, along with my best friends, and that I won't be a getting a promotion at all.

2. I have trouble picking a water bottle brand, and when I do choose one, it ends up being served for making Liquid cream.

3. Alyzarin and melanieb talk about insecurities on DV chat.

4. Alyzarin and me talk about Gray roads?

Splinter Cell Failed Mission, H20 Decision, Aly & Melanieb Chat, Aly & Roads (SDE Pt. 2: Day 27) - Dream Journals - Lucid Dreaming - Dream Views

A rat hamburger factory... Gag...

I shot a bunch of guys in suits who were trying to kill me until they cornered me and one of them shot me and I died.

My friends were doing really good impressions of the local news anchors................. woke up and T.V. was on news.

Made a salad (never ate it) then ran away to live in a subway tunnel with a group of friends.

1. DILD - flew in a rain, then some hanky-panky
2. Teaching my brother new RC that got me lucid in ^^ DILD
3. Have to put my cats to the balcony because inconsiderate guest brought her 2 dogs with her
4. I rear end lady's car, she turns out to be a real biatch
5. Going to wash the bed sheets
6. Dishing dirt on someone

I started listening to the words of a song being played at a party, and the lyrics were as follows:

THIS PARRRRTTTYY

IT'S - IT'S LIKE
DENSE GELATIN

IT'S - IT'S LIKE
A MATTRESS

THIS PAARRRRTYYYY