Thread: Share your dream from last night in one sentence

1. Was in a class taught by a pastor at my church.
2. Was either the person with the ability, or with the person who had the ability to jump real high.

Originally Posted by gab

I'm buying drugs on caribbean island to sell for profit. Busted, becoming president's prisoner, tortured and other things are done to me.

You have to stop stealing the catnip! I hear it's bad for you!

Dug up a time capsule from when I was in elementary school.

A dude with massive feet gave his shoes that were too small on him.

I was teaching my friend how to scream while preparing for the inevitable zombie attack.

A very pleasant lucid last night! I knew I was dreaming, and just found myself a member of a family that was not my own, before I started having sex with random attractive business women. Hints of Runescape and Harry Potter, but nothing major.

I watched PSY perform Gangnam Style at a local school hokey game on a tiny rink.

1. [LUCID]There's knives inside my left deltoids (I guess saying deltoid is a spelling error), and I started to lick them, only to find another knife again inside of it, and I go back to sleep.

2. [LUCID] I attempt to access my Akashic Records, but my mind gets distracted, and I just want to change dream scene.

3. There's a simulation that records how well you can belly slap and clap, and there's these cheerleaders who are experts and have high scores in doing them.

4. My runescape account gets hacked, and I get pissed.

5. I have loose shorts.

6. I have to find three types of women, the last being a pre-op transwoman (she already passes as a female), and I get a disturbing image of her going to be anally raped by a gang of men.

Knives In Deltoids, Akashic Records Attempt, Clapping and Bellyslapping, RS Acc Hacked, Loose Shorts - Dream Journals - Lucid Dreaming - Dream Views

Got some girls number only to see her get banged by some other guy right in front of me. (I'm pretty sure this is happening in RL to someone I'm interested in.

1. Some complicated challenge brought on by my brother.
2. Continuation dream, randomly had sex with 3-4 people, making me lucid
3. Knew I was lucid, but had same basic dream as the previous.
4. Long and interesting dream about time loops, and stuff; I saw obama in this dream.

My mother cut down all the trees surrounding my house, revealing an entire downtown farmers market I never knew existed.

Another Mike dream, where we were fire fighters and I believe this nonlucid ended with a niiiiiiice hug.

You know, 'those' kinds of hugs.

1. Gave a friend a memory card for a Gamecube.
2. Telling someone about dream journals. (I didn't realize I was dreaming. Stupid brain.)

I am messing around outside and I look up to see a huge mushroom cloud out to the Northwest and a fiery shock wave destroying buildings and heading straight towards me.

I get a 64 on an exam, do test corrections to get an 84, and realize I can do more problems I left behind to get a 94.

I tried to wash a stick of butter after dropping it on the floor.

1. Went to my sisters new apartment, her roommates were bathing in the kitchen sinks.
2. Accidentally posted nude photos of myself on Facebook while drunk, woke up and was like Noooooo! Lol
3. Stole the license for a mini motorcycle because I didn't feel like registering it.. Rode it around town.

I met my dream guide, and he tested my dream control abilities to see if I was ready for his guidance.

1. Lucid dream where I met two dream guides
2. FA about talking to my bro about the dream.

1. I'm Terry McGinnin, from Batman Beyond, and apparently I feel as if I met my tulpa in this dream, and before that, there were a lot of DCs that invaded the area we were in, who probably believed we were affiliated with a woman who didn't pay her debts/taxes for 10 years.

2. I go in a computer lab similar to the one my tennis coach in high school had for Computer Science, and suddenly, we have to write a Spanish Paper...I don't know any Spanish since Junior year in High School.

3. I'm trying to help my Sociology professor out by logging into the college network base, and I end up realizing that I've shown my password to everyone in class while someone else was trying to help me avoid exposing it; so I make a new password by dashing towards a wall and window and quickly changed the password.

4. My Sociology professor is taking attendance based on whether or not we took a quiz from before, and I have to wait a bit before he realizes that he has to give me back my graded paper.

5. I'm seeing microbes floating around a pair of teeth, and I get the assumption they're spit microbes.

6. I'm half-naked with a towel around my waist in a restaurant, hanging with a girl and a guy, getting out of the restaurant to see if the girl I'm hanging out with knows I'm calling her, and she doesn't, so I go back to hanging out with them, still half-naked.

7. Receiving fellatio, and it feels good.

8. Some random person that I suddenly have some background history on posts on the internet somewhere of their sensitivity in random areas.

Batman Beyond+ Tulpa, Spanish Paper, Compromising Password, Attendance, Microbes, Restaurant........ - Dream Journals - Lucid Dreaming - Dream Views

A nightmare, I was just burning, couldn't see anything, I just felt so much energy coursing through me, it wasn't unpleasant yet was at the same time, but only becuase I was Lucid, but couldn't get the scene to change, even though I could wake myself up, only to fall asleep and go back into it.

My wife did a terrible job redecorating the house.

I accidentally killed a 'mini-me' sized man by helping him get off a roof by dropping him to the ground where, upon impact, he 'splatted' .

(I should add that I immediately recognized that this might be considered negligent homicide and distanced myself from the scene post haste)

[DILD] I started smashing things in my house for fun, then I threw our dinner table like a frisbee, and then I started smashing more things using a DVD bookcase like a broadsword.

DJ Entry - Domestic Violence

1. I apparently took a sip of some guy's cola, and I'm told that it's his, so I put it back and take another one, completely oblivious that all of the Colas are in separate glasses with the same amount in a straw.

2. There's 3 dogs in my apartment brought in by my father, 2/3 are quiet, while the Siberian Husk dog is the first one to show signs of affection and friendliness to me, and after some petting and it being a good little doggy, my father uses FeBreeze to fossilize the poop the dogs made on the carpet.

3. Naked Snake from MGS3 is walking through swamp water, and I think the dream resets a couple of times so that I can master how to finish the weird simulation of activities he has to do.

4. Not really a dream, but I recall insane vibrations, probably when I slept for 1-2 hours, woke up and tried to stay up for at least an 1 hour and went back.

5. Tezuka from prince of tennis is like in complete god mode when he returns a Hodokyu-version of Inui's Waterfall serve in the series, and then he faces Momoshiro, who creates a condensed black meteor split into 8 pieces, and Tezuka only is able to return 7 out of the 8 pieces, so when the meteor forms with all pieces, Ryoma Echizen randomly appears in the Pinnacle of Perfection state and returns the shot with immense power.

6. A girl knows how to make kick-ass tacos.

Cola, 3 Dogs, Naked Snake in Swamp Water, Vibrations, Tezuka vs Seigaku, Tacos - Dream Journals - Lucid Dreaming - Dream Views