Thread: Anyone get those nasty toilet dreams??

I've had dreams where I use the bathroom in places like the jungle and sometimes it doesn't flush. In a dream last night I was masturbating on a horse

hahah sorry can't say i can relate but your post was funnny

I've never had any dreams of the like.. they sure sound interesting though..

Bumping this thread, wanna read more crap filled dreams!

Bumping old thread

want to hear more stories!

I haven't had any dreams like this... But ever since I was in elementary school, I've been having dreams where everybody in my whole school kept vomiting constantly, and it gets everywhere. So disgusting.

ROFL!

I can honestly say that I have not had any 'nasty toilet dreams.' It sounds rather disgusting though..

Hmm...my dreams are usually unusually clean.

I have had plenty of bathroom dreams. Anything from toilet 'areas' that are like sloping pits in the middle of a room to normal bathrooms where I never have privacy.

Let's see...locations I've been in where I had to use the bathroom in a dream

At work
At school
At a hotel on a group trip with a hundred people
At a strip club... (confusing)
At home
In a building with the Secret Service guarding a stall (think this may be in my DJ)
At my mom's house...in front of my mom.
At the spa, in the men's room.
At home, in bed. (only a dream)
Outside, at a park.
Outside, at a rock concert...in the park.
In the grocery store.

I almost always end up naked in these places, and it's a really odd feeling. Getting dirty from bathroom activities is really stressful, and I usually wake up at that point.

Jajajaja! I'm literally laughing so hard my stomach hurts. ROFL. Never had one of those.

Yea I've had nasty toilet dreams, usually they're either piss-stained or they have a lot of objects just stuffed in the bowl. Once I saw a bunch of toys and crayons and paper and things like that just sitting in the toilet bowl while I was using it

Gross!

Still, there are worse things that could be in the bowl when you're using it!

Like cereal!

Toilets actually used to be a dream sign of mine. I still occasionally have a dream fitting with the same theme - a strange public bathroom with toilets that are different from normal (larger, smaller, etc) and weird cubicles and arrangements.

I started doing RCs every time I went to the toilet, and I got lucid a few times that I remember after having a visit to the ol' dream toilet

Reading this and now I recall many portions of toilet dreams, and you all got me laughing. Because its true! You'll be looking for a toilet, and there will be urine or toilet overflow on the floor, ew. But you gotta pee so bad your willing to walk thru it and use it anyway.

I remember a huge shower room dream, it was co-ed! Men & women were in various forms of undress, using the shower - locker areas both together and not finding it odd to do so. I was about to say something, but then re-considered and just enjoyed the view of some of the ladies.

I had a toilet dream last night at my school lawl!

lol it has been 2 years since i visited this site ha

And now you've put this thread back up at the top. I'm new here, and haven't seen it.

You reminded me of a CRAZY dream I had back in high school. You'll think I'm making this all up, but I swear it's all true. It's one of the dreams that got me interested in dreaming in the first place.

I was a crew member on the Starship Enterprise (Next Generation) and I was walking all over the deck looking for a toilet. You never see one on the show, so I didn't know where to go. I finally asked someone, and they directed me to a normal-looking starship door that said "bathroom" on it. I walked inside, and all the toilets were overflowing and disgusting. A friend of mine from high school walked in just then, and I said to him, "Dude, why doesn't anyone ever flush after themselves?" By now I was entering a dirty stall, and there was a button behind the toilet marked "Flush." I reached to push it, and just as I did, my friend yelled, "Noooooo!!!"

The toilet flushed, leading to an explosive decompression of the room. I grabbed onto the side of the stall (which was somehow really large now) and held on for dear life as my feet flew up and aimed for the toilet. I looked just in time to see my friend's head sticking up out of the toilet with his elbows over the bowl, trying desperately not to get sucked down. He lost the battle and disappeared with a "FLUNK!"

The decompression stopped, and I was able to regain my feet. Captain Picard and Commander Riker rushed in, and Picard demanded to know, "What happened in here! Sensors detected an explosive decompression!" I knew I was in big trouble, and none of this struck me as funny at the time. I looked at the floor and replied, "I flushed the toilet, sir." He yelled, "You did WHAT!?" Riker piped up then with his usual drama, "Everyone knows not to flush a toilet on a starship!" Picard looked around and asked, "Where is ensign Risener? Wasn't he in here with you?" I replied dejectedly, "I flushed him down the toilet, sir."

I don't know if that's exactly where I woke up, but that's all I ever remembered of the dream. And I remember laughing all day at school the next day, especially in the classes I had to share with "ensign Risener."

I once had a dream in which I was in this really important meeting with someone from the Pentagon or White House and such, and suddenly I took out a potty like little kids used. Someone objected that I should do that in private, but I insisted that we didn't have time to waste on frivolous privacy, and that surely they use their cell phone while on the toilet, and that was almost like doing it in public, so no reason to be embarrassed. I was so self righteous in that dream, and had no memory of there being anything wrong with what I was insisting upon.

Never had disgusting toilet dreams, but I HAVE had two lucid dreams that originated when the light switch in a bathroom didn't work properly.

I have also had dreams where I had to urinate and find myself peeing in inappropriate places - like in a flower pot at a house party or a waste basket at an office building. Usually I awaken soon after one of these and find I really do have to go pee. I think the urge to go is what prompts the dreaming about it. Perhaps it would be a good dream sign to employ?

Jesus I came to the board on the wrong night, what am I even reading, it's like every thread I've clicked on is full of wtf and I can't stop laughing... Prelin that's hilarious.

I've never had a nasty toilet overflow/malfunction dream but I have had several dreams that piss me off, pun partially intended. I'll have to piss in the dream and I'll go to the bathroom and just urinate for like 5 minutes straight, then go back to whatever I was doing then have to go again so I do and it happens again. Usually at this point I wake up cussing myself and actually having to piss really bad.

I often dream of toilets (so I do RC when I go in waking life). They are frequently full or overflowing, and have strange things in them, like clothing. I used to have dreams where they were all gross (public toilet blocks), with crap on them and the floor...yuck! But thankfully I haven't had those for ages.

I think they might symbolize our ability to express ourselves emotionally, or how we feel we are received by others, but I'm not sure.

I also used to have dreams where I was trying to make a phone call, but kept getting the number wrong. Very frustrating.

I had too as well:

Once I was ona school trip, stopped at a gas station and we all went to the toilet. I went in, the door covered me from stomach heigh....upwards... but didn't do anything, just sat there, then realized that I can't pee or do my big thing in the toilet as I'm in a dream, and no need for that when in a dream. Didn't get lucid...

Second is, at home I went into the toilet, first I heard that guests came to our house. Then one opened in when I was there, closed it back, and after 10-15 sec I suddenly got with the toilet outside, when everyone was having a nice conversation, which stopped and they all stared at me! That was probably the most humiliating dream of mine...

[QUOTE=JoannaB;2052382] but I insisted that we didn't have time to waste on frivolous privacy, and that surely they use their cell phone while on the toilet, and that was almost like doing it in public, so no reason to be embarrassed. QUOTE]


what do you mean here?

[QUOTE=intheworldofnim;2054287]

Originally Posted by JoannaB

but I insisted that we didn't have time to waste on frivolous privacy, and that surely they use their cell phone while on the toilet, and that was almost like doing it in public, so no reason to be embarrassed. QUOTE]


what do you mean here?

Well, in my dream I think I was suggesting that people routinely talk on their cell phones while on the toilet, and that this is like doing it in public, so my dream mind argued that might as well use a potty in a meeting room. Now I don't know about others, but in waking life, I do NOT talk on the cell phone while I am in the restroom, so no my dream logic and memory were completely wrong in this dream in many ways. And for the record: in waking life I do not consider privacy while doing my business a frivolous thing.

Lol i actually had one of these couple weeks ago. So basically i went to toilet ( i have separate toilet from bathroom) so, it was rotated weirdly. So i looked into the tub and it was full of poop and it looked like diarrhea. So i closed the lid , and the lid was too smeared with poop. I'm glad i didn't smell anything in that dream