Thread: Most Important Lesson You Have Learned

This isn't THE most important lesson I ever learned, but it's a big one: you have to respect the 3 nonos of drinking alcohol.

respect the alcohol gradient or you'll puke
if you puke in your mouth don't swallow it back down
if you swallow it back down, don't put your hand over your mouth when it comes back up with vengeance

I broke all 3 rules in college in ONE night. I had a six pack of beer, then did tequila slammers, then had everclear punch (rule 1 broken). Then I had to puke but managed to only hurl a bit in my mouth. So I swallowed it back down to avoid embarrassment (rule 2 broken). Then when I felt it coming back up with fury, I covered my mouth which caused puke to spray all over others, rather than just collecting on one spot of the floor (rule 3 broken).

The next morning my friend said I puked all over his girlfriends shoes. I don't even remember seeing them at the party! I never broke any of those rules ever again. Cheers! Drunk responsibly.



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Originally Posted by OpheliaBlue

This isn't THE most important lesson I ever learned, but it's a big one: you have to respect the 3 nonos of drinking alcohol.

respect the alcohol gradient or you'll puke
if you puke in your mouth don't swallow it back down
if you swallow it back down, don't put your hand over your mouth when it comes back up with vengeance

I broke all 3 rules in college in ONE night. I had a six pack of beer, then did tequila slammers, then had everclear punch (rule 1 broken). Then I had to puke but managed to only hurl a bit in my mouth. So I swallowed it back down to avoid embarrassment (rule 2 broken). Then when I felt it coming back up with fury, I covered my mouth which caused puke to spray all over others, rather than just collecting on one spot of the floor (rule 3 broken).

The next morning my friend said I puked all over his girlfriends shoes. I don't even remember seeing them at the party! I never broke any of those rules ever again. Cheers! Drunk responsibly.



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1) don't get the chick who's really good at quarters mad at you when you're playing
2) don't play quarters with airplane-fuel quality vodka
3) don't keep playing quarters with said vodka straight when you run out of orange juice
4) don't be the janitor of the dorm floor with the guy who broke rules 1-3 and ate a lot of pizza that night. At least it was a tile floor