Thread: Best DC Conversations

I had a lucid dream a few months that was multiple dreams I stayed conscious through, first I was talking to my brother and realized I was in a dream so I asked him what he represented in my dream and he said he would have to think about that for a while. then I found a small passageway that led to another room so I crawled into it and there was a boy that said he had been waiting for me went over to a trap door opened it up and it had a bunch of gears, he fixed 1 and activated a whole new section then said that iv had that inactive for almost half a year I asked what it was and he just smiled and I woke for a bit before I fell back into another dream where cows were chasing me so I stood my ground and ask them what they wanted and 1 grabbed its utters with milk dripping out and I somehow knew that ment I had to pee so I woke up again and had to go to the bathroom.

I:Hi what you are doing here
DC:working with you
I: Ok... what's your name I forgot
DC: Margaret, we work so long together
I: (went to check what we are selling in dream shop. back to her) so what was your name again ?
DC:Anna ..
I:O.o nice, how did you die ?
DC: ....(just had stupid look)
I: so Ann where are you from?
DC: I'm not Anna my name is Sonia
I: OK screw you I will go find somebody more intelligent !
DC: w8 plx take me out of here
I: let's do it (and we run after when I noticed 6-9 clones of fellow I hate so much run after us... never ever asking DC about their personal info waste of time)

The last good conversation I had was with a friend of mine whom I never get to talk to anymore. I saw him in the dream, and we were at my old house. We sat there and talked for quite sometime and then apologized for everything that had happened. I hugged him, and cried for a few minutes. I woke up shortly after, in a much better mood than when I had fallen asleep. That was probably the most emotion I've ever felt in a dream as well.

Originally Posted by Nhuc

Best converstation ever.

Me; You, you look interesting, what do you represent.
DC: I am you if you were to live out your dream as a male porn star.
Me; ....what???? REALLY?
DC: no, im just screwing with you.
Me; damn... wait here i'll be back

Lolol!

But what did you do when you came back?!

Originally Posted by sh4rkbyt3

Too bad I woke up from trolololol excitement. Now you've put me in trolololol mode ; You just lost the game .
Problem, ShadowOfSelf ?

meh, at this point I loose at least three times a day

This was a conversation with President Obama, who is actually an Alien. This takes place just as he is about to make an announcement to the general public about his true nature:

Me: "What is your real name?"
DC: "Susan"
Me: "What's going on?"
DC: "You see that?" I turn to see a tall structure reaching into the sky "That is my lighthouse, you humans gave that lighthouse to me. And it works perfectly!.......*sigh* And I'm just going to throw it all away....."
Me: "Where do you come from?"
DC: "Classified"
Me: "What's wrong with you?" (he had been slowly melting)
I can't recall how he words his response, but I understand that the piece of equipment that he used to maintain his shape was malfunctioning
Me: "Why did you take the form of the president?"
DC: Smiling "I took the form of an anonymous young man, I became president on my own"
Me: "What does your government want with us?!"
DC: "Absolutely nothing"

Then the Secret Service herded him out into public. I woke myself up purposely so I wouldn't forget the dialogue.

If your wondering how I was able to think of so many questions I had planned ahead of time and

This was more spontaneous, I was questioning my belief in the astral realm, so I found a guru and had a conversation with him

"Are we going to do yoga?" I ask
"oh no," He answers "these are for sitting. It's rocky where we are going."
"Is this a dream? Or is this the Astral Plane?" I ask out of the blue, "Or something else?" I add as an after thought.
He sighs, not as if irritated but like it's going to take a lot of effort to explain.
(the rest of the dialogue is pretty much verbatim)
"That is not an easy question to answer, lets not get into it."
"I would appreciate it if you tried" I said, trying to be as respectful as possible.
He sighed again, and amusingly he stopped dead and unwrapped the black yoga mat setting it down on the cement (We had passed the market and were at the back of the building now) he offered me the other one which I took appreciatively and set out to sit in front of him. I idly ran my hand over the foamy material to keep clarity.

"It might help if you understood your own world better before I tell you about mine"
"I understand my world" I answer (naively in retrospect)
"Really?" He asked sincerely. "What is your world?"
"Lots of organisms living on a big rock orbiting around a star" I answer, after just a moment of thought.
"What are organisms?"
"People, plants, and animals" I respond quickly.
"Where do they come from?" he asks genuinely.
This made me think a bit more than my other answers. "Probably all from the same place." I answer, meaning everything evolved from the same primordial muck.
"How does everything survive?" It seems like we are getting close to his point now.
"We have an atmosphere that supports us," I say after thinking about it long "but we consume each other to live also."
Now he nods sagely "You eat all the kinds of organisms?"
"No, not other people" I say
"Why?"
"It is wrong." I say, already seeing the gap in logic he is going to point out.
"But it is not wrong to consume plants and animals?"
"I...don't know" I admit
"Is there a truth? Even if you don't know it?" He asks, catching me off guard.
"Yes." I say quickly

I woke up and scribbled down the convo as fast as possible

So I was in a dream with a friend who I knew was sleeping in the bed next to me... in an effort for a shared LD I walked up to him and said:

ME: "You know you're dreaming right?"
DC: "No... you are!"

Arriving at the Hippie Last Happy Hour Reunion's main fire, in forested hills, over a little stream, I'm asking where the fountain is. A familiar DC pop-up and volunteers to walk me there.
- At last I break the silence:
Me: " The Last we encounter at Armagadon! Can you believe? And your family? Where did you leave ?..."
DC: producing a cell phone, clicking some word. [Slow, with thick foreign accent] "my translator doesn't work." put the phone back into pocket.
At this I become lucid.
~
I'm in a flat foxhole where I made my bad, spotting over the ceremony down at the stream. Extatic drumming, wild singing.
The gods begin to manifest – transparent, but solid. The Goddesss first, then the rest of the pendejos, pop-up one by one on the top of the hill and walking thru thin air down to the fire.

boy's yell down at the fire: "the gods want sacrifice! The gods want sacrifice!"
Me [yelling back] "they won't get any!"
DC's croaking, thick accented voice: the Gods are kindly requested to follow the dogs to hell, where they will be offered all adequate convenience while awaiting End Time."
~
DC- same one - eskort me to my bus station and say good bye.
Me: this is no hippie way to say good bye! [hug him thoroughly]
His body fills with fear.
Oh no! he's afraid they will punish him in hell for this!
Me: well next time just a grand-motherly kiss.
DC: OK. no -Next time 2 short hugs instead!