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I can lower my left eyebrow while raising my right one. It's like a superpower, or something.
Liked On: 03-16-2012, 02:08 AM
I can do this: http://limbermen.com/Stephen_c/Legs_Behind_Head_Reclining.jpg
Liked On: 03-16-2012, 02:06 AM
yeah I can do that.... makes me dizzy as hell though.
Liked On: 03-16-2012, 02:06 AM
Woooohh, I can do that too!!!!!! Anytime I do it, my friends are like "LOL WHAT HOW DO I DO IT" then they try it, and it's funny because they are so far away from being successful.
Liked On: 03-16-2012, 02:06 AM
I can make my eyes vibrate/shake rapidly.
Liked On: 03-16-2012, 02:06 AM
http://i42.tinypic.com/2ypeyoj.jpg Oh yeah...I went there.
Liked On: 02-24-2012, 03:53 AM
When my mom caught me masturbating.
Liked On: 02-17-2012, 02:49 AM
When I was about 5 years old, the older brother of a friend caught my schoolmate and me playing "house". I ran to the closet and hid when we heard him coming, but the door had slits in it and I saw...
Liked On: 02-17-2012, 02:49 AM
Angels = Tooth fairies. Demons = Investment bankers.
Liked On: 02-17-2012, 01:32 AM
Just a friendly pointer, you're not going to get very far trying to bullshit people around here.
Liked On: 02-13-2012, 11:55 PM
Never mind lol just walked to the living room and my dad said it was on the news just then lol
Liked On: 02-10-2012, 03:43 AM
This is a 10cc cover I did about 5 years ago (I arranged the piano part, so it's much different from the original version. I'm singing and playing): I'm Not in Love...
Liked On: 02-10-2012, 01:16 AM
I don't know why, but that makes me so happy! lol I think it's just knowing that more people are going to see how great it is. Sounds weird, I don't even understand that myself lol Report back how...
Liked On: 02-09-2012, 11:52 PM
This video details the founding of wikileaks as well as some of their major leaks. Warning, some of the footage is disturbing. PvmfOaZ34Pk The video cuts off the end, skip to 6:15 of this video...
Liked On: 02-09-2012, 03:21 AM
Get drunk and blend in.
Liked On: 02-07-2012, 12:32 AM
All of my teeth fell out except one leaving me feeling extremely concerned as to how I was going to chew food with only one tooth.
I notcied a little pain in my left palm and I noticed a tiny piece of metal protruding from the palm of my left hand. I managed to grip it with my fingernails and pulled on it and out came a long thin ball point pen.
I was floating in a completely black void. I was looking around and then an African man appeared about two feet in front of me. He had an ornate mask on that was orange, red and yellow. His left eye was showing through the mask. There was a look of pure evil I have not seen in an eye before. I stared back at him for about three seconds. Out of terror I said the Great Mantram, "I am the father of the universe. I am the mother of the universe. Everything came from me. Everything shall return to me. Mind, body and spirit are my temples for the Self to realise in them my supreme being and becoming." As soon as I started to say this I felt myself falling at freefall speed and the African man did so also. When I finished the mantram I woke up and lay awake for three quarters of an hour.