AndresLD's (somewhat) Crazy Dream Adventures

I was playing CS:GO on a zombie escape server. I was actually in the game. The round started and I fell behind because I couldn't decide on which weapons to choose. I ended up grabbing a heavy machine gun and a desert eagle. There were already about 10 zombies and they were ahead of me. They hadn't noticed me so instead of shooting them I just sneaked past the first few. I was running along a boardwalk by a river, all my teammate were up ahead waiting for a helicopter to depart holding off the zombies.

I had 3 behind me and they were catching up so I turned around and threw a nade at them, sending them back quite far. The last zombie on my path was in front of me and had noticed me already. I drew my desert eagle and shot him repeatedly in the head while still running towards him. He was weak by the point I got to him and kicked him in the chest making him fall into the rapids below us.

I reached the place where the rest of my teams was holed up, they were behind a wall of craters which I had to climb over. As I climbed over, the helicopter departed holding half the team. About 10 of us were left behind and there were now tens of zombies behind us. We kept running along the boardwalk and reached a house. We entered the house and reinforced all the entrances hoping zombies would just pass by. There were 3 rooms and one of the girls in my team was being really flirty. She took off her pants and was wearing a g-string thong and a pink shirt, she had a perfect squat-ass. She implied we would have to sleep together given everyone else had already picked a bed except for us, I thought of my gf but subconsciously thought it would be alright because it wasn't real.

I was at a small island with a pink house and palm trees. The sky was clear and sunny, and the water was as blue as it could be. I immediately recognized the place, I was in Master Roshi's Kame House. Vegeta and Bulma were arguing about something, and I was Krillin. I thought I should go find Android 18, but Roshi came out and said it was time to train. Goku was there with me. Roshi said he had trained someone and they had become stronger than me and Goku. I thought that was impossible. He gave a command and Chiaotzu came out; at this point I thought this was all a joke.
Roshi told me to give him by best shot. Chiaotzu started charging an energy blast, so I backed up while charging a kamekameha. We shot at the same time, his blast was a big red sphere, it looked really powerful. I was giving it my all but it was too strong. I tired deflecting it to the ground but failed. The red sphere consumed by kamekameha and was now coming towards me. I docked under it and Chiaotzu made it turn around using telekinesis with his index finger and hit me. He defeated me easily and I couldn't believe he had become the strongest human on Earth.

I met up with my kinesiology friends, among them were Ryan, Megan, and Benji. We were in a library discussing how long it had been since we last got together. There was a bit of sexual tension between Ryan and Megan, and she looked hotter than normal..I think her boobs were bigger. Ryan was giving me shit for not going to the Stampede party, and I thought he was wrong. I thought I had actually gone (I didn't).

We left the library and started walking towards a big building. We were in downtown, it was night time, and the sky was cloudy except for a patch where the full moon was shinning through. It was a bit chilly, to the point where I could see my breath. We got to an ally and Benji said this was the place. I just played along. There was a ladder on the building and we started climbing it. It was very wabbly but no one cared. At one point we had to jump to another ladder and I thought it was a bit too risky. We kept climbing and climbing and eventually reached the roof.

On the roof were two of Benji's friends. They had built a hanging campsite between this building and the one next to it. It was like a mesh that you could walk on with tents scattered on top of it. I saw my tent and crawled up to it. Below me was just air and clouds. I thought it was really cool I was camping above the clouds.