AndresLD's (somewhat) Crazy Dream Adventures

31.07.2016

(Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I was a kid and lost. I found a group of other lost kids and we were making our way across a jungle. We were staying the night in a cave when suddenly pirates surrounded us. We were captured and taken to Hook's pirate ship. Everyone was scared but I decided I would make the best of this situation, as I've always been obsessed with pirates. I befriended Hook and he showed me around the ship. There was a lot of work to do but I was happy to help. We were sailing in the blue ocean when something hit the ship. It was a huge crocodile that had been following us. I instructed everyone to load the cannons. As the crocodile was creeping up the port side of the ship (Pirates of the Caribbean Kraken-style) I shouted "FIREEEEEEE" and cannons starting going off. The crocodile's limbs flew off and there was a lot of blood in the water. Sharks arrived and devoured the dying crocodile as we kept sailing.

26.07.2016

(Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I was staying in a small town by the sea with my family and my dogs. We had rented a big house at the top of a hill which was about a 10 minute walk from the town and you had to cross a bridge to reach it. My brother and his wife were staying in a house inside the town.

I had spent the day at the town and was starting to walk to the house when I saw a sign about two little girls who were lost. As I was crossing the bridge, I saw the two girls hiding behind a boulder by the edge of the bridge. I jumped over the handrail and climbed down a bit to get to where they were. They seemed really angry I had found them but I dragged them up the hill and into the town. I took them to the police station and they told me these were two orphans who were protected by the town's law and they could do anything as the law did not apply to them. I thought this was a really weird law but decided to start walking home again. As I left the town, one of the orphans followed me and told me I had made a big mistake. I just laughed and continued walking.

As I was reaching the house we were staying at, I saw an old lady who was standing underneath a streep lamp crying. I approached her and asked what was wrong. She told me she was mourning the death of her children, who were killed by a group of orphans a few months ago. At this point I was a bit scared and confused about the whole thing and asked what the deal was with these kids. She told me that whenever a child's parents died or abandoned them, they had to grow up in the street; they had to kill and steal to survive, but did not have to respond to the law for their actions. I thought it was silly to be scared of kids as I could easily outstrength them.

I got home and my parents were watching the local news. Apparently there had been waves of murders and sackings in the town. We were worried about my brother but he called to say he was ok. We locked the doors and windows but then realized one of the dogs was missing. I went around the neighbourhood looking for her. I went inside a house that was having a costume party because someone told me she was seen going in there. I started searching the house but she was nowhere to be seen. The lights suddenly went off and people started screaming. A group of 5 orphans had broken in and were stabbing people. There was blood everywhere. I ran towards a window when an orphan, the one who warned be I had made a mistake, blocked my way. She must be 10 at most, I thought. I ran towards her and without stopping front kicked her in the face and then jumped out the window. I kept running and saw my dog Fiona across the street. I grabbed her and went home.

The next morning we were on a ship waiting to depart. I was looking at the town and wondering what had happened for the rest of the night. I saw two men walking towards me, both with their hands in their pockets and I thought it was a bit suspicious. I started walking in their direction when they each pulled out a knife. Then I realized they must be part of the orphan gang. I dodged one of them and kicked the other one. My dad started running towards us; one managed to slash my arm but I was able to move fast enough so it didn't cut me too deep. I kicked one guy over board, and my dad knocked the other one out.

The ship departed, we were safe.

I was at a market, I wanted to buy a lotto ticket and some sour gummies. I grabbed my stuff and went to the till to pay. Lusho was working at the till. He gave me a form to fill out and I had a hard time making sense of it. We heard screams towards the back and the fire alarm went off. We ran to an exit but the gates were down and locked. Lusho said we had to go through the emergency exit at the back.

The emergency alarm was now off but so were the lights. The place was dark and we kept hearing people running and screaming as if they were getting butchered. A man in his thirties came running from one of the aisles and told us to run back because they were coming. We looked behind him and there was a group of about 30 zombies running towards us. We ran the opposite way and reached the camping aisle. The three of us hid inside one of the tents on display. The horde went past us and we were trying to figure out a way to escape. Lusho said we could use the emergency roof exit but it was in the direction the horde went.

We came out of the tent and started moving in their direction but using a different aisle. There was a lone zombie blocking our way and I took her down while Lusho stomped her skull. We were about to reach the emergency exit when the horde saw us and came running our way. We had to run once more but this time they got the other guy. He was screaming but we kept running. Lusho hit something and lost his balance and they got him too. They were catching up to me when I realized I could just change the setting since this was my dream. I wondered if this was how SILDD was supposed to work, just randomly becoming lucid in the middle of the dream. I turned around hoping to see something pleasant, and now instead of zombies there was a horde of hot naked women. I looked towards Lusho and he was in a hot tub with three of the women, one of them had really big tits. Lusho grinned at me and gave me a thumbs up. I laughed at how the dream turned out and the dream started destabilizing. I sat down and grabbed a can of food to try to anchor myself but it just faded. I was laying in bed and thought it might be a FA so I tried to do a RC but I didn't even notice whether it was a dream or not and just fell asleep.

I was in a town by a beach. My room was huge and looked like it was built or decorated resembling a Reinassance room. There were huge red curtains and the bed had a golden frame with an elegant design. It was nighttime and I was ready to go to sleep. I turned a nightcandle on next to my bed and laid down. I knew there was something about to happen.

A breeze came through the room and it put out the candle. I got really chilly and then I felt movement underneath my bed. I held still, and a light, raspy voice said "Missed me?". I thought I imagined it so I just shut my eyes and tried to fall asleep. My heart was racing. The voice said "don't worry, I won't harm you". I felt as if I knew this voice from before. I asked "who are you?" to which the voice replied "your friend, the monster who lives beneath your bed" followed by a high pitch giggle.

I was frozen, I didn't remember knowing of a monster living beneath my bed but it didn't sound angry or evil, just a bit creepy. I decided I wanted to face the Monster, to know what it looked like or what it wanted. I sprung from my bed and laid on the floor, as I lit up the candle. There she was, her hair dry black and was parted down the middle, each half falling forward over her shoulders. Her face was pale white and looked as if the skin had been torn off, and she was wearing a wide Cheshire cat smile. Although creepy, she had this friendly aura which made me feel comfortable.

I asked her if she had been underneath my bed this whole time and she went on to explain that she only existed while I slept, and that her soul wandered aimlessly when I woke. I was confused because I was awake yet she was there. She noticed my confusion and stayed giggling again. Everything went dark.
I woke up.

I was with Tevin, it was nighttime. We were going inside a house. The house was dark and dirty, extremely dirty. There was trash all over the place, even what I thought was manure, dirty plates stacked on top of one another on the floor. We went up the stairs and I made sure to follow Tevin's footsteps, thinking that would decrease my chances of stepping on shit. When we reached the second floor, a group of girls and Diego came into the house. They lived here and I wondered how someone could be so filthy.

Tevin told me to race him to he main door and I found myself doing parkour and skipping the stairs completely, I wondered where I learned to do all that. Once outside I notice there were a lot of people there. We were now at a field. I took my camera out and started taking pictures. Andres N. was there, we went for a walk and he borrowed my camera. When he returned it, it had a small lense on instead of my professional lens. I asked where it was and he said it would probably be by the fire. I couldn't find it and he started freaking out when I told him it was a $700 lens. Diego was warming up for a soccer match but he started helping me look for it too. At one point I realized it didn't matter if I found it because it would still be on my camera by the time I woke up, but I didn't become lucid.

I went to the university and I was swimming in an indoors pool. It was kinda like a tank and there were fish everywhere. I looked down and saw a great white shark approaching me slowly. I got scared but I just swam calmly towards the edge. The shark sniffed me and didn't seem interested in eating me. I got out and saw AJ by a set of monitors. He told me he was studying the sharks as part of his Masters degree. I turned towards the monitor and saw he was releasing two small dogs into the shark tank, and next thing I knew there was a cloud of blood spreading throughout the tank. I started yelling at him and he told me we had to leave because they were coming for us.

I was playing CS:GO on a zombie escape server. I was actually in the game. The round started and I fell behind because I couldn't decide on which weapons to choose. I ended up grabbing a heavy machine gun and a desert eagle. There were already about 10 zombies and they were ahead of me. They hadn't noticed me so instead of shooting them I just sneaked past the first few. I was running along a boardwalk by a river, all my teammate were up ahead waiting for a helicopter to depart holding off the zombies.

I had 3 behind me and they were catching up so I turned around and threw a nade at them, sending them back quite far. The last zombie on my path was in front of me and had noticed me already. I drew my desert eagle and shot him repeatedly in the head while still running towards him. He was weak by the point I got to him and kicked him in the chest making him fall into the rapids below us.

I reached the place where the rest of my teams was holed up, they were behind a wall of craters which I had to climb over. As I climbed over, the helicopter departed holding half the team. About 10 of us were left behind and there were now tens of zombies behind us. We kept running along the boardwalk and reached a house. We entered the house and reinforced all the entrances hoping zombies would just pass by. There were 3 rooms and one of the girls in my team was being really flirty. She took off her pants and was wearing a g-string thong and a pink shirt, she had a perfect squat-ass. She implied we would have to sleep together given everyone else had already picked a bed except for us, I thought of my gf but subconsciously thought it would be alright because it wasn't real.

I was at a small island with a pink house and palm trees. The sky was clear and sunny, and the water was as blue as it could be. I immediately recognized the place, I was in Master Roshi's Kame House. Vegeta and Bulma were arguing about something, and I was Krillin. I thought I should go find Android 18, but Roshi came out and said it was time to train. Goku was there with me. Roshi said he had trained someone and they had become stronger than me and Goku. I thought that was impossible. He gave a command and Chiaotzu came out; at this point I thought this was all a joke.
Roshi told me to give him by best shot. Chiaotzu started charging an energy blast, so I backed up while charging a kamekameha. We shot at the same time, his blast was a big red sphere, it looked really powerful. I was giving it my all but it was too strong. I tired deflecting it to the ground but failed. The red sphere consumed by kamekameha and was now coming towards me. I docked under it and Chiaotzu made it turn around using telekinesis with his index finger and hit me. He defeated me easily and I couldn't believe he had become the strongest human on Earth.

I met up with my kinesiology friends, among them were Ryan, Megan, and Benji. We were in a library discussing how long it had been since we last got together. There was a bit of sexual tension between Ryan and Megan, and she looked hotter than normal..I think her boobs were bigger. Ryan was giving me shit for not going to the Stampede party, and I thought he was wrong. I thought I had actually gone (I didn't).

We left the library and started walking towards a big building. We were in downtown, it was night time, and the sky was cloudy except for a patch where the full moon was shinning through. It was a bit chilly, to the point where I could see my breath. We got to an ally and Benji said this was the place. I just played along. There was a ladder on the building and we started climbing it. It was very wabbly but no one cared. At one point we had to jump to another ladder and I thought it was a bit too risky. We kept climbing and climbing and eventually reached the roof.

On the roof were two of Benji's friends. They had built a hanging campsite between this building and the one next to it. It was like a mesh that you could walk on with tents scattered on top of it. I saw my tent and crawled up to it. Below me was just air and clouds. I thought it was really cool I was camping above the clouds.

07.07.2016

(Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

This dream might have been right after the FA from the past dream, because the WILD grogginess is there at the beginning.

I am walking through my high school. It's been years since I last came here. I feel really tired and just wanna make it to my car. Someone stops me on the hallway and asks if I have permission to be here. A distinctive, familiar voice from behind me says "Emilio is fine, I invited him as a guest speaker", it is Mr. Dawood, god that man doesn't age. He grins at me and it makes me feel like I am Harry Potter and Dumbledore is getting me out of trouble. I speak with him shortly, then continue on to the parking lot. I get to my car, and a van in front of me is backing up and hits a girl (lightly). The girl starts crying, out of fear, I guess. Her and her friends go ape-shit-crazy on the van tearing anything and everything they can get their hands on. The driver, a 40 something y/o mom gets out crying and apologises. I drive off.

I am at the club, for some reason my mom is there. I think it was a restaurant during the day and she was just paying her bill. I want to order an smirnoff (wtf, shoulda been my cue that it's a dream. I'm more of a Scotch and beer kinda guy) but can't recall the name. The bartender, a gay asian guy, helps me remember the drink's name, Smirnoff, and hands me one. I see Ariana walking around so I go and talk to her. I am telling her about the San Diego trip and how much she missed, as she was originally gonna come too. We are catching up, then Frani (her ex-best friend, with whom I had a summer fling 4 summers back) comes and says hi to me with a hug and a kiss on the cheek, but completely ignores Ariana, then leaves. Ariana rolls her eyes and we keep talking. Dani is also here and we get into a competition of 1-legged squats.

We hear screams and explosions everywhere and suddenly I am in a Zombie Apocalypse/game. There are Tanks everywhere and they are just ripping people apart. I am outside and there's a lot of buildings nearby, but it will be hard to go into one as I am surrounded. One of the Tanks stomps the ground and people fall out of the apartments and they are no longer safe. I see a Tank grabbing a person, tossing them towards a Witch, and the Witch slicing them in half with a Scythe, spilling blood everywhere.

I decide to make a run for it and head to a building. I dodge a Tank by sliding between his legs, and then dodge 3 regular zombies. I get to the gates and the security guard opens it for me, then slams it shut behind me. I run up the stairs and find an open apartment. I go in, there's a guy about my age. We talk about how it seems this is it, this is the end. The Tanks start stomping and everything starts shaking. I see people through the window falling to the street, but we're safe.

We hear alarms and a voice saying it is over, we have defeated the horde. I ask the guy what his name is, it's Andres too. I grab a notebook that he has on his table and start going through it. It's a Dream Journal; he prints out his dreams and sometimes draws them. I think it's neat. I ask him how long he's been into lucid dreaming and he says he gave up a while ago. I explain to him I had quit but I was getting back into it and had 3 in week and a half. He seems amazed. I grab his number and we plan to go clubbing the next day.

I am getting ready to go clubbing, my hair is super long, I can't believe it's grown so much since I shaved it a month ago. I am with Diego and Jesus. We take a cab and then wait for the Party Bus. Andres (whom I met yesterday) arrives and I introduce him to my friends, then Andres Nuñez arrives and says hi to everyone. We get in the Party Bus and realize there's 3 Andres's, and the other two look a lot alike. Andres N. as per usualy makes everyone laugh with silly jokes.

07.07.2016

(SSILD)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I woke up about 5 hours after going to sleep. I was too sleepy to get out of bed so I just went on fb on my phone, I browsed for 25 minutes and then laid on my back to attempt SSILD. I did the short cycles in about minute and a half, and then started the long cycles. I had drifting thoughts but made it to about cycle 4 before losing consciousness. Next thing I know I'm feeling SP set in so I lay still, wait a minute or two, then plug my nose.

Even though I was 100% sure that I had RC'd too early and woken myself up, air went through. I decided to check again, just in case, as I didn't want to end up in the news "crazy guy jumps out the window in the middle of the night". RC'd confirmed again it was a dream. I get out of bed and feel the usual WILD grogginess; it is early dawn and my room is still dark. I rub my hands together and look at them, there's always something odd about them in lucid dreams. I grab my phone, feel its texture, its weight, and the dream feels more stable now. I sit on the floor, for a moment it felt like I was gonna go straight through it but the floor stops me. I shout "MORE CLARITY" and wonder whether that even makes sense, but it seems to work. My room is lighter by now. My dog Fiona comes in and starts wagging her tail at me and resting her face on my leg as she usually does. I wonder why it is that my dogs always show at my lucid dreams, and think there is a slight possibility that maybe we are shared dreaming.

I think "I have no idea what I want to do right now" and then laugh at how silly that is to think in a lucid dream. I run towards the window and jump out, going through it as I used to do back in the day (or back when I used to lucid dream, really). I start flying and get a rush of adrenaline. Everything goes white but I am still 100% conscious in the lucid dream. It feels like it's something with my eyes, so I just remain calm. By the time I regain my sight I am in my backyard. The sky is amazing, a mixture of Vanilla, orange, and purple. I run off and start flying again, I fly towards the soccer field and enjoy the feeling of it. I missed this. I think of my goal; since my gf is away for 3 months I thought might as well pay her a visit and have some sexy time.

I walk along the street and go into the first car I see, expecting to find her inside. Conveniently, the first car I see is a van (spacious). I go in, and sure enough she's in there. We undress eachother and have sexy time. For some reason I lost my sight yet again, and it took about 20 seconds to get it back.

I have a FA in which my mom comes into my room to check on me and I pretend to be asleep.

05.07.2016

(Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I was at a surf camp with a bunch of friends from Venezuela. It was a huge indoors pool with different rooms in which you could surf. The place was about to close so I returned my board. I ran into Roman and asked him how it went with the 5'6 board. He said it was hard to stand up but he enjoyed it.

I was driving around, it was night time. I stopped at a red light, and then an idiot passed me on the left turn-only lane when the green light came. I honked at him and he pulled over, but continued driving. I got to a cul de sac, drove around, and saw Gustavo, a member from the gym I work at, standing outside. I parked in front of him and said hi. He waved, and looked a little disoriented. My mom called me and told me to go home. Apparently Gustavo was a criminal; I thought it was silly but I drove home.

I arrived at the building I was apparently living in. It was sorta like a 5 star hotel. The lobby was very nice and the hallways were adorned with exotic plants. I wanted to take the outside stairs instead of the elevator. On the way there, I saw a hobo sleeping on the ground and two security guards approaching him to kick him out; I thought it must be cold outside. I exited the building and saw there were a lot of young people in the street; there were lots of bars around and everyone was dressed nicely. I caught a glimpse of my reflection in a window and saw that I was wearing khaki pants and a white buttoned shirt.

In order to go up the stairs I had to get in line, as it was the same line-up to get into the adjacent night cub. Three girls were in front of me; one was a hot, beautiful blonde wearing a black dress, her friend was a cute indian-looking girl wearing a blue dress and had a nose piercing. The indian girl was a little drunk and told me they were not looking to hook up, just wanted to have a girls night out. I smile and say "Good for you" and explain that I'm just going home as I have school tomorrow and I need to sleep. She feels stupid and laughs it off. The blond girl faces me, she looks very familiar and I can't get over how beautiful she is. I smile and say hi, she also smiles.

I'm at home now. My parents are sleeping but they get up and turn on the TV. My dad tells me we're going for a drive but I tell him I am too tired and go to bed.

04.07.2016

(DILD)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I fell asleep during SSILD before I intended to, during the first minute of short cyckes, and found myself semi-lucid in a dream.

I was talking to my brother about something, we were getting ready to go to the university. I put on a new shirt and pants that I had just bought. The pants were huge and I noticed that I had accidentally bought them 6 sizes over my waist size. I told him to drive me to the store; it was a owned by a chinese couple and located in a very sketchy place. It was sorta fenced by high walls and there were hobos all over the place. I went inside (and this time I also noticed they had given me breast implants when I bought the pants) and returned the pants; I asked the cashier I also wanted to return the implants. She grabbed a scapel, and without even washing her hands or putting on gloves, made an incision on my left pec and pulled the implant out. I was bleeding quite a bit. She grabbed a normal stappler and stappled the insicion. She told me taking out the first one was free, but the second one would be 1000 dolars. I left with one impant still inside.

My brother was gone and there were riots everywhere. People were getting killed all around me. A group of people with swords stared chasing me. I ran towards the back of the store and remembered I could use super powers. I tried shooting a kamekameha at them but nothing came out. I ran towards a wall, and ran up the wall and over. I kept running as fast as I could. I reached a building and climbed it. At the roof I noticed a group had followed me and were entering the building. I jumped down the building and glided towards a hospital I used to work at. The hospital was like a maze and different to how I remembered it. I made a "EMERGENCY" sign appear in one hallway which led me to the ER. I told the nurses at triage that I had been abducted and woke up with breast implants (thought that would make it a bit less embarassing) and they sent me in to get it removed.

04.07.2016

(Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I was in a different planet. There was almost no vegetation, it was very arid. I saw two bonobos walking up a mountain and talking to eachother in a foreign language. I tried to follow them but they got lost. I realized I was in Earth but it was now dominated by non-human apes.

I was coming out of the Temple of Time and started getting shot at. I looked around and saw Skull Kid hoding a sort of arrow machine gun. I hid behind a wall, pulled out the light arrows and shot him in the head. He ran away.

I was with a group of people in a dark place; it might have been a simulation inside the chamber of time in Kami's lookout. We were being taught how to control our Ki. I wanted to learn to fly right away but knew it would take time. I put my hands facing each other and tried to create a small Ki ball, but instead my hands just got a little warm. I thought it was good progress.

02.07.2016

(Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I was running through the woods with Astrid, we were being chased by zombies (fast, smart zombies). It was getting dark and if we didn't find a place to stay at we would die. We saw a small town in the distance. We ran towards it, and went inside a huge house. I thought it was a mistake choosing a house with so many windows and doors. In the first floor there was manure all over the floor and it smelled bad. We wre clearing all the rooms but didn't find anything until the last one, there was a cow. The cow started mooing really loudly and I had to stab her in the head or it would attract more zombies. The zombies had reached the house now and were trying to get in. We ran upstairs and ran into a 3 zombies. We ran away from them and went inside a room each, next to each other. More zombies came in the house and started trying to open the bedrooms were we were hiding. I managed to lock my door using a belt and knew it was a matter of time before they got into the bedroom where Astrid was.

I remembered I had my stone mask (I was playing Majora's Mask last night) and wondered if it would work; maybe if I wore it they wouldn't be able to see me. I put it on and opened the door. Three zombies came in and smelled around, but they couldn't see me. I stepped out the balcony and saw that there were 3 zombies waiting by Astrid's balcony door. I pushed them off the balcony into the furious sea below. A huge great white ate them as soon as they landed. I rescured Astrid and we left the house.

I knew who was behind the zombie outbreak and where he was. He owned a huge casino in the same town. I packed my weapons and drove there. I parked my car, it was a blue civic coupe with stars painted on it. It was day time by now. I went inside the casino but noticed that security were following me. I exited through a side door and decided I needed a new plan. I was looking for my car but it was gone. I thought maybe I forgot where I parked, so I walked around but to no avail.

02.07.2016

(Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I was with my parents, my brother, Gerardo and Carla (family friends), and their two kids. We were going to drive to Edmonton. We had rented a van but we still had more people than seats. Surprisingly, my dad didn't care. We got in the van and looked for the place in google maps. I remember it being close to the main UofA campus, but it was a house in the middle of a small forest.

On the way to Edmonton we stopped at a small market. They had weird candies such as dead bees dipped in honey, roasted cockroaches, grilled cow eyes dipped in caramel, etc. I grabbed a bee dipped in honey and ate it. The lady warned me that if I bit it I would get stung but it was too late. My jaw stating hurting a lot and started cramping. A tiny ball developedin front of my ear lobes and it hurt a lot. My jaw was closing on its own so hard I thought my teeth would break.