Thread: 1000 things to do in a lucid dream!!!

Originally Posted by USA

OK, now comes the important part, steer the log with your your mind powers so you can hits as many daycares, women, children, babies, pokemon, fetuses, mice, kittens, puppies, dead grammas,

Ok USA that post was really stupid now.
Dead grammas? How are you supposed to kill dead grammas? Think before you post man.
I swear, I'm dealing with noobs here.

3267: Dreaming with portals.

3268: Live with slugs for a few years until you learn how to morph into whatver you want.(This is the most important part.) Then once you have mastered the art of morphing, turn yourself into a baby bird and hop in a nest. HAve the momma bird teach you to fly, then fly to a library. (Now turn into a human so your don't get "wing raped"). Find a book titled "How to Kick like a Real Man". Open it and turn to page 3,658. Read section 5.6 about how to tighten your your middle toe so it looks like a hot dog. Once you can do that, put a hot dog bun around your hot dog toe and set your foot on a glass window. When someone picks up the "hot dog" and eats it, tell him it was your foot! He will be very sad he did this to you, so he will buy you pair of scissors, so you both of you can make origami snowflakes together. Once you two become very close friends, morph into a fly and go in his stomach. When you get down there, morph into a 2 ton elephant and whip his lower intestines with your trunk. When he cries because it tickles, morph into a turd and come out of him --through his butt-- and call him a whiney baby. Then morph into an anteater and slap him with your long, wet tongue. Then you notice it's been almost 2 hours since lunch, so morph into a cow and milk yourself, then turn into a chef and bake a salad. Eat the milk and drink your salad. Now morph into a Buhdist baby and go meditate in your crib and eat a bagel with blueberry hippo crap.

3266: Eat a fish stick sandwich burrito

3270: Skydive off a 2000000ft cliff.

3271: Wipe your butt with chocolate bars, and pass them out to coworkers.

i like that one haha

Originally Posted by USA

3268: Live with slugs for a few years until you learn how to morph into whatver you want.(This is the most important part.) Then once you have mastered the art of morphing, turn yourself into a baby bird and hop in a nest. HAve the momma bird teach you to fly, then fly to a library. (Now turn into a human so your don't get "wing raped"). Find a book titled "How to Kick like a Real Man". Open it and turn to page 3,658. Read section 5.6 about how to tighten your your middle toe so it looks like a hot dog. Once you can do that, put a hot dog bun around your hot dog toe and set your foot on a glass window. When someone picks up the "hot dog" and eats it, tell him it was your foot! He will be very sad he did this to you, so he will buy you pair of scissors, so you both of you can make origami snowflakes together. Once you two become very close friends, morph into a fly and go in his stomach. When you get down there, morph into a 2 ton elephant and whip his lower intestines with your trunk. When he cries because it tickles, morph into a turd and come out of him --through his butt-- and call him a whiney baby. Then morph into an anteater and slap him with your long, wet tongue. Then you notice it's been almost 2 hours since lunch, so morph into a cow and milk yourself, then turn into a chef and bake a salad. Eat the milk and drink your salad. Now morph into a Buhdist baby and go meditate in your crib and eat a bagel with blueberry hippo crap.

Again, USA... My face when I'm just reading your posts...

You want another one? I'm full of good ideas xD

Originally Posted by melanieb

3271: Wipe your butt with chocolate bars, and pass them out to coworkers.

3272: Wipe your butt with coworkers and pass them out to chocolate bars.

3273: Kill Jack Black and not tell the authorities.

3274: Destroy every nation on the planet using a pair of beaten up pink shoes.
3275: Turn into a titilist (someone who can assing title to persons and objects) and go giving everyone random titles like "crappy", "nostalgic", "fresh", etc. till you get banned out of your country.
3276: Make your dream a third-person-view dream, look at yourself (the "screen") grab the camera and throw it on a wall till it breaks/shatters/explodes/vaporizes (whatever you prefer), them go to dreamviews and post about what you saw.
3277: Grab a subspace suitcase or any other container with subspace technology in it then walk around your city. Look around the city for dogs and cats and store each one you see inside your container until you get tired of it (if you don't know when to stop a good sign that you should stop is when you start vomiting sea water, start having seizures, think you are a pokémon master or start having sex with a blue 5 meter tall palm tree). After that, throw them on an island and give weapons to each one of them and watch them fighting each other to death.

3278: shoot missiles out of your dick.

3279: Turn into a lizard and bask in the sun on a rock.
3280: Pay the most distracting DC $10,000 to keep the other DCs from distracting you.
3281: Yell things like "I love You" and "Thank You" into the ether.

Originally Posted by USA

You want another one? I'm full of good ideas xD

xD Sure...
It makes me lmao. I like your epicly retarded ideas...

Originally Posted by Solarflare

3278: shoot missiles out of your dick.

3282: Shoot pancakes out of your vagina.

Originally Posted by sivason

3281: Yell things like "I love You" and "Thank You" into the ether.

My friend, back in 6th grade, used to yell "penis and vagina!" as loud as he could while walking around the neighborhood.

3283: Ejaculate maple syrup into vagina and have the vagina shoot maple syrupped pancakes into your mouth.

3284. Go to the mountain store and buy the "Kingly Royal Supreme Climby Rope 3000". Put it into your fanny pack, which you always have with you. Go next door to the grocery store and go to the fruit isle. Find the bananas and pick out the ripest ones. Take out one banana from the bunch and peel one side of it. Whisper into the banana, "Ba...na...no..no...neee... Peel!". It will teleport you to the bast of Mt. Banana. You could take the elevator up, but since you spent 20 bucks on a Kingly Royal Supreme Climby Rope 3000, you might as well climb it. Get you Kingly Royal Supreme Climby Rope 3000 out of your fanny pack, and on both ends of the Kingly Royal Supreme Climby Rope 3000, spit on it. Now put it back in your fanny pack, and take the stairs to the top of Mt. Banana and speak to the Banana wizard. Tell him you have the Kingly Royal Supreme Climby Rope 3000, and he will put you in his pocket. When he tells you, get out of his pocket. There will be two banana children waiting for you. Give each banana child one end of the Kingly Royal Supreme Climby Rope 3000. You give the signal to them, and jump rope until you 3 become very close friends. Then you get out a frying pan, and tell them you're gonna beat them up, and suck the banana out of their stems. They will try to run, but you throw potatoes at them until they can't run anymore. Then sacrifice their bodies to the Bananer King, and he will teach you how to eat a banana peel like a true woman. Then you two become good friends and you both go to the zoo and go to the hippos and spank them so hard they fly all the way to Mt. Potato, where the hippos learn how to use a toilet. Now go back to your house and eat your own wee wee.

Originally Posted by USA

3284. Go to the mountain store and buy the "Kingly Royal Supreme Climby Rope 3000".

I read this as:



Go to the mountain store and buy the "Kingly Royal Supreme Climby Rape 3000.

I didn't read the rest.


3285: Open up a chicken and vagina-waffle hut.

3286; Open up your own brothel!
However, when hiring staff, it is necesary that you first sleep with them.
3287; Maintain your brothel.

3288: Run around an office building screaming "Tech Support!!!"

3289: Pee on a seagull

LOL someone get peed on, today?!

Originally Posted by melanieb

3289: Pee on a seagull

3290: Pee on melanieb

Originally Posted by fOrceez

LOL someone get peed on, today?!

3290: Pee on melanieb

3291. Pee on ME!